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You know it's too long since I've jacked off when the thought of someone putting a cigarette out on me results in a semi...
Gonna have to deal with that, I wonder if you lot would like to hear again...
#hornyposting#hornythoughts#textposts#original content#engagement will be taken as condoning this down atrocious behaviour#i need a spray bottle
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the amount of “fans” i’ve seen come out of the woodwork and saying SHE’S BACCCKKKK about demi’s hyperfeminine look last night makes me want to rip my hair out
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buck stop flirting with donato
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Happy New Year!!! ✨🎆🌎
Starting out with some Thunderbirds! A dazzling fireworks display as new year rolls across the globe is part of John showing EOS how amazing the world can be, but she's just got to make it murder-y somehow. She's on a learning curve! 🥺
#thunderbirds#thunderbirds are go#john tracy#eos#josie's art#john has one hand on the spray bottle at all times#she's SUPPOSED to be finding this beautiful and heartwarming but can't take the violence out of the sentient AI :/#which is fine actually because we all know how much john will put himself through; he needs a good murderous bodyguard#a VERY high chance that's why ridley stopped coming over after the ship towing debacle; EOS would have HAD her >:V#i like to think scott had a mildly threatening word with NASA as well and john knows nothing about it#also never mind how high fireworks can go; it's 2060 and i get to pick the unrealistic technology
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oh, how you drive me crazy!!
#back to the future#bttf#bttf fanart#bttf musical#back to the future musical#lorraine baines#marty mcfly#kit does an art#yeah that’s right it’s absolutely none of my other ideas i said id continue and a completely new unrelated one! yk how it is#every so often i gotta remind you guys i don’t just make silly doodles of dog men all the time#i can lock in on occasion!#this took super duper long so if you could look at it for a little longer that would be appreciated :]#me and my ten thousand blend layers of purple#i love this song there was a point in time where i’d just loop it over and over again like 10 times at least#and it never gets old!#at some point in the future when im no longer animating ten thousand frames i may consider giving some other songs this cover art treatment#but we’ll see#i already have enough art ideas i don’t need more at the moment#no thanks waiter! i’m good (he keeps bringing more to the table despite my request) im. i’m good-#yeah i could’ve waited until valentine’s day to post this but i don’t think it fits considering. yk. that is his mother#speaking of. i better see absolutely no one be weird about this one ok. i have the spray bottle. be normal
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That juice box ask is so right. Machete will definitely shrivel into dust if he does not have his daily H2O intake.
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#oh no oh geez#he looks MUMMIFIED#did he dry out so badly his eyes retracted into his head#like some sort of SNAIL#he needs a long soak like one of those tiny shriveled dinosaur figures that expand when you put them in a glass of water#potentially the most cursed thing anyone has ever drawn for me#genuinely unsettling 10/10#gift art#thagoldennugget#own characters#Machete#I have an unfathomable urge to get a spray bottle and mist him#but I don't think it would be enough
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✨😈👻 daily spiritaul kight antics 👻😈✨
(and bonus Cross spraying Nightmare with holy water like a cat)
#utmv#sku art#spiritaultale#spiritaul#cross is very tired#Dream is too relieved that Cross wants him to bless things to ask WHY he needs a bunch of water guns and spray bottles need to be blessed#after tricking Cross into drinking holy water#so this is a very pleasant surprise lol#Cross: please blessed this dollar store water gun#Dream: yes of course I will!!! ;;u;;
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what my parents SHOULD have done when they watched me make my pete paper doll
#the eltingville club#the eltingville club pete#eltingville pete#this always happens#i need someone to slap him out of my hands#GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE
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FINALLYYYYYY. My guys of the jury, this has a tracked 30 damn hours and boy does it feel like it. ANYWAYS, I return for more AU shenanigans because Get Redeemed Loser AU lives in my head rent free. Felt like a nice way to experiment with more vertical style comics? Which is SM EASIER TO PANEL THAN CLASS LAYOUTS. I get why they're so much more common nowadays. Comic,,, so satisfying but at what cost,,, i'm tired. So proud of the top half tho :3.
Okay back to AU brainrot, Mark and Wasp fighting over one of their core differences! I think this is early in their relationship where Mark still thinks Wasp can at least understand what it's like being Nolan's son, only to get smacked in the face with how pride Wasp holds in that title. Anyways, look below to see my suffering made into video.
local artist redoes like 4 damn panels 8 bajillion times and screams into the sky ♡ also if you want fic of this au you should read the fic that @avisisisis wrote about it, ooooo you wanna read it so bad, it's good :3
#invincible rotating in my mind#mark grayson#invincible fanart#fanart#procreate art#digital art#fan comic#fan art#mark grayson fanart#invincible series#i am too tired to elborate in the tags so take this: mark's thumb on his neck is a ref to a previous fanart / point in s2 when nolan-#-puts his hands around mark's neck while screaming at him <3#anways something something don't see eye to eye when they literally don't face each other in the same panel#totally not just the fact i can't draw side profiles to save my life#not that... no it has meaning...#no mirrored red eyes because it wouldn't look right but they both get red (blood orange) eyes#take a shot every time a re-do a panel and get alcohol poisoning immediately#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#resisting the urge to fix 3rd to last panel to this very second#hng#sometimes you need to spray bottle your own mind like no. enough. cease.#get redeemed loser au#FOROGT THE AU TAG DJKJDS
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guys i know s1 chase is fatphobic and like is just a hater but like i could fix him
#i genuinely believe i could fix him#and i can!!!!#guys all i have to do is play the “I had an ed and went to a dietitian listen to me!!!” card and then hes fixed and we fall in love#bam that simple#if that doesnt work i could use a spray bottle like how we do with misbehaving animals#he's a sopping wet kitten and i feel like i could fix him#robert chase#dr chase#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#also did i mention i need him so character flaws are not important in my brian
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When I came across that "joke" from Tav to Quill and Z'rell's comment (plus Halsin), I had to take a minute to process what happened. Gale might be a bit silly and eccentric but he's the kindest, sweetest and most passionate character in that party. No wonder the poor man has deep insecurities to solve, so many people reduce him to an easy target! Ofc one of the side effects would be overconfidence and ambition as a defense mechanism. He's obv lonely; only Tara and Morena ever loved him for him.
his eccentric nature might be a part of it. he is loquacious, outgoing, and doesn’t see the point in hiding his enthusiasm. he is considered to be the weird one. naturally, wizards in general being seen as somewhat squishy and physically weak might also add to it.
personally, i really don’t like the implications of the (widely considered) autistic-coded character being the one who faces the most ridicule by far by other characters and fans (and larian) alike.
some might disagree with me on that, but i don’t find it funny by any means either. mostly it just makes me feel bad. “he deserves it. cocky, arrogant, hubris-ridden wizard needs to be taken down a peg” like he isn’t… y��know… already at his lowest. it also disregards the fact that much of his bravado is part of his carefully curated Great Wizard of Waterdeep™ persona that he has skillfully adopted to mask his general feeling of being defective. being fiercely proud of your skill and knowledge and being doubtful of having something truly worthwhile to offer are mindsets that can coexist. according to fandom, gale is either secret hubris incarnate that is only waiting to be unleashed upon the world or pure baby that can do no wrong. instead of a character that is just as flawed and traumatized as all the others, but no less deserving of genuine love.
to me, the constant ridicule just reads as further feeding into his deep-rooted insecurities and his belief that he (as gale, the person) isn’t someone who holds inherent worth. it really, really doesn’t sit well with me.
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldurs gate 3#but then again i believe that fandom still has a hard time grasping his character as a whole#we always talk about wanting complex and complicated characters that contain multitudes#but once we get them we don’t know what to do with them#and proceed to try our hardest to reduce them to a few select traits#gale is a kind and good-hearted person. that is not up for debate.#anyway gale deserves people around him who respect and cherish him and are genuinely supportive#protect that wizard and shower him in all the adoration. he needs it.#and i get you anon!!! i also really wish we could call out our companions & npcs#my tav would always keep a spray bottle on hand just in case#someone is being mean to gale again? [pssssht pssshhht] u stop that right this instant#on that note i also don’t like the undertone tav has when they have the option to talk about gale to other parties#what’s with the hesitancy and the derisive undercurrent???#am i supposed to pretend that my tav wouldn’t turn into the personification of the will smith meme whenever they had the option to#talk about their bf/husband???? lies and slander#larian critical#it speaks
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There’s a place in the dark where the animals go...
[ID: A digital painting of Gerard Way clutching to his microphone and leaning back. He is painted in bright purple tones. His hair is short and completely white, with no shading. The background is a dark red to blue gradient. End ID.]
#i was possesed by the need to draw this#here you go <3#i usually only use the pencil tool#but today i was compelled to try the spray bottle#i like how it looks :33#mcr#my chemical romance fanart#my chemical romance art#my chemical romance#mcr fanart#mcr art#gerard way#gerard way fanart#gerard way art#the black parade#black parade#ms paint#bondilluns.art
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all of you are FAKE monsterfuckers!!!!! where is all the Beast fanart??????? “ohhh she’s not conventionally attractive” FUCK you i am holding her in my arms
#slay the princess#she is my little kittycat. i will not get her claws removed. she just needs a spray bottle#‘but she’s an animal’ this is the furry website!!!! she can speak and think and consent!!!!#i’m not even sexually attracted to her i just think she’s neat#she can eat me and give me The Wild route. i like that one :)#i’m not into vore i just like when characters make me go ‘hey what the fuck’
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Today's entry inspired me.

And a very important sequel:

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#my art#i was gonna draw something else today but then i couldn't resist drawing brooding mad-scientist-in-training Jack Seward#seriously though quincey and arthur need to spritz him with spray bottles more often#dracula daily#re: dracula#dracula fanart#dracula (novel)#dracula#jack seward#john seward#quincey morris#arthur holmwood#my comics
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Like 70% of the time I write post coital pillow talk, it becomes a battle to not let the characters turn it into more sex because it usually doesn’t gibe with the arc of the fic, but idk, I might let them this time, as a treat.
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