#i need a malewife

[quinnalon]

"Making men submissive since day one" - Me

[bloodbroox]

asajj is currently rescuing force users through the hidden path along with quinlan, in this essay i will-[GUNSHOT]

[musouie]

convinced that könig is the epitome of a “malewife”

he’ll get up at the crack of dawn to make you breakfast, something new every day, and give you a sloppy kiss before you’re out the door and off to work.

and while you’re out: he’ll sweep the floors, polish the countertops, even rearrange the pantry if it seems too cluttered and disorganised (by colour on the days that feel long), until he feels you’ll be satisfied.

he then lounges around, switches through television programmes or flips through a book he’s neglected since the day before. but when he grows especially restless, he settles instead for waiting by the door like some needy house-pet (which is fitting, isn’t it?)

and in the evening, if you return noticeably stressed, he’ll help you shed your coat, usher you to the sofa with a massive hand on your back, and listen attentively as you confide all your worries to him as he massages the supple flesh of your inner thigh.

and if that doesn’t work — if that stubborn crease between your brow has yet to ease — he’ll bury his head between your legs and eat you out so tenderly until you forget why you were tense in the first place.

he’ll lick eager stripes against your cunt, suckle on your clit, and lap up all the slick that drips from your hole and smears over his chin. he’ll do it all, until his jaw aches and his tongue is numb and his lips are swollen, and you’re a whimpering mess, fingers knotted in his hair and thighs trembling as they cage his head.

and when you’re done, and you’ve ridden out the last of your orgasm, he’ll swallow the cum in his mouth, wipe his lips, and smile as he asks you, “is that better, liebling?”

(he’ll ignore your whines and acknowledgements of his arousal-stained trousers, insisting that he derives pleasure from your satedness)

masterlist <3

[yeloenk]

im sick and stuck in bed. so i drew this to cheer me up. my comfort ship forever and ever

sans & toriel belong to toby fox <3

[haminjago]

You should draw him in that new suit. God , he looks so HOT

when i tell you this man is SO FINE. please toshinori yagi ONE CHANCE im BEGGING

[ecoterrorist-katara]

you don’t have to be a Zutara shipper to dislike Ka/taang

Most of my irl friends are not shippers and the word “Zutara” does not exist in their vocabulary, but they think Ka/taang is weird. Because a prepubescent boy with a teenage girl is weird. He’s a child. She’s a teenager. Anyone who stops and thinks about what they were like at twelve vs fourteen knows those were some long years.

I started getting the ick for Ka/taang in The Headband and it reached its apex in Nightmares and Daydreams. I didn’t even start liking Zutara until The Southern Raiders. I liked Katara with Haru but the creators sank that ship with a strategically placed moustache

I am a ZK shipper so things like parallels and symbolism and Katara’s development as an adult matter to me. But even without all that, I didn’t like Ka/taang. Because before my analytical brain jumped in, my lizard brain said “ick.”

[bi-pisces07]

Imagine in Shrek 5 the gang is looking for Puss cuz they need his help for the quest and there in a place when suddenly explosions go off and there’s chaos and music.

An cat laughing is ass off lands near them and is like “oh, hey guys! :3”

And everyone is just “whelp that was easy”

But then fireworks go off and cause another explosion and near them lands another cat??

Everyone is like “wtf” but Puss immediately gets heart eyes and goes “amor!!!❤️❤️❤️”

And now everyone’s mental health is going to have to deal with the fact that omg there’s two of them and where did that dog come from?

[fraternum-momentum]

Heya Fran! Have you ever played or heard of the game "The kid at the back?". If not, I think that you'd like it! :D

Hope you're having a good day! :3

i havent played the latest update yet but i have some doodles from when i played it a while back

(i hope you're having a good day too !!)

[asgardswinter]

I miss him still cant believe we’re getting Logan back soon

[ganondoodle]

literal babygirl

(Radahn, Elden Ring)

[plistommy]

Steve: What’s going on guys?

Eddie: Robin here thinks I’m the one in this relationship who… y’know

Steve: Ughhh stop bothering him, Robin! And just so you know, I’m actually the one who bottoms.

Robin:

Robin: That’s not wHAT I MEANT?!!

Eddie: -meaNT THE ONE WHO COOKS!!!!

Steve:

Steve: Oh! Yeah, I do that too :)

[espeartz]

She umi on my neko [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[katrasining]

how I feel about alnst till vs actor till

[penelopecolinb]

if the reason you dislike colin bridgerton is cuz he's apparently embarrassed to be seen with pen then you fundamentally misunderstand their friendship. he is literally too blind to the ton's rules/perception to feel embarrassed. THAT is the problem. he has no concept of what life is like for people who aren't him. the incident with m****a opened his eyes to a world he never gave a second thought to. he still tries to be a good man, but he neglects, in his haste to be a good man, that his actions have consequences and most of those consequences he does not suffer.

this is his relationship with pen. she is so ingrained in his life that he takes her for granted. he speaks only of himself in his conversations with her. it is never about her. he takes her hands and leads her into an empty room, unchaperoned, because he doesn't realise the harm it could do to her reputation. that is the problem.

he is unable to stand up to the rakes of the ton when confronted with his familiar friendship with penelope. he is perfectly happy to be seen with her, to dance with her, to have meaningful conversations with her, to exchange letters during his travels, to save her family from a cousin who's scamming the ton - he's perfectly happy doing all of that in plain view of everyone. but he's too immature and oblivious to question how any of this would affect penelope and her standing in the ton/marriage mart. he sees the big picture, but he neglects the nuance of their interactions and what it means for her.

in s3 we will see him take her into consideration. that is the biggest change in him. him realising he cares for her, he wants her to be happy, he so badly wants to be the one to make her happy. we will see him thinking long and hard about the things he used to do unthinkingly - taking penelope's hand in his, standing too close to her, calling her by a nickname. and we will see her protect herself from his advances because she doesn't believe he loves her. not after everything he's done that proves otherwise. and he will be absolutely crushed that she doesn't believe him, and what will break him is that he has no one to blame for that but himself.

[totorosacorns]

monday morning coffee and princess norm!

[chaos0pikachu]

where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"