#i need a himbo

[gloryride]

Totally inspired to @togepies amazing post ! Crocs mod by me soon <3

[fangirltrashs]

Ahsvzywgga- WHY IS HE SUCH A HIMBO ILOVEHIMSOMUCHOMG 😭

[aj-lenoire]

Millennial and Zoomer women in the early 2010s: "I want a cute, dorky nerd boy with messy hair who looks like he hasn't slept in a week." Millennial and Zoomer women now: "I need a himbo. I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be dumb and polite."

behold, my legacy

[mrdrmatt]

Good morning! I'm a sleepy boi who needs coffee and a man to eat me out

[chipper-smol]

[HITS YOUR MENTALLY ILL FAV WITH THE VAMPIRE-INATOR RAY]

[goblinhoursinsomniaramblings]

dc x dp prompt: Jack Fenton is a long lost Wayne... sorta

Bruce hears rumors of a cousin he hasn't seen in decades, Jackson Wayne. Except he's changed his name, started some sort of ghost-hunting scam, and is hitting all the items on Bruce's checklist for 'obvious theme supervillain.' Clearly, this needs investigation.

Meanwhile, Jack Fenton mainly remembers high society being boring and stifling, picking his mom during a messy divorce that had them leaving Gotham city altogether, and going all in on ectoscience, which resulted in the few members of his gotham family that still spoke to him cutting him out completely. He has absolutely no idea Martha and Thomas Wayne, the famous murdered philanthropist Waynes, were 'Aunt Mar-Mar' and 'Uncle Tommy', and is totally oblivious to lil' Brucie up and disappearing for a few years. So when Brucie calls and wants to reconnect, well, that sounds like a fine idea! Bring the kids! Sure, all of them! Yes, ALL of them.

Bruce was not expecting this. The trip ends up extremely surreal as a result.

[jeonseoguu]

battle tendency thoughts

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[n0anix]

i just be drawing things anyways i need to see gid tinker with stuff more let my boy have hobbies, let him fix up a watch here and there or something

additional doodle of a pestering husband

[anime-grimmy-art]

Sada, Turo and the childhood they never gave Arven

Twas only a matter of time til I drew them, I am weak for dilfs, milfs and especially trauma origins 😔👌

The last drawing went a bit out of control. I wanted to clean up the sketch and woke up 5 hours later with a remade, coloured and shaded sketch and pain in my hand.

[aloha-obi]

In some AU out there I like to think there’s a Batman that started out as more “Brucie” the playboy bachelor than self made fighting machine. A Bruce Wayne who was actually more accustomed to throwing epic parties than punching bad guys. A Bruce that tried to drown his grief in every pleasure the world has to offer… until he finds his Robin.

Dick Grayson who comes from the same type of tragedy, only he doesn’t have a billion dollars (or a father figure like Alfred) to fall back on.

This little kid who wants to take on the mob personally - is now targeted by kidnappers who want Bruce’s money - and is suffering from a complete lack of self preservation and the innate compulsion to swing from every chandelier in Bruce’s home.

This kid, who some people in Gotham’s high society look upon with a predatory gaze and whisper things like ‘Talon’ and ‘Court of Owls’ and a dozen other things that Bruce isn’t sure about…. But Dick has nothing and no one and Bruce HAS to step up and be there for him.

So Brucie, with his years of marital arts training (because he still loves his fitness and the ability to defend himself) has to quickly become someone who’s able to protect this kid. Everyone in Gotham thinks Bruce has matured and settled down because he’s a father now - and they aren’t Wrong per se but really - when your kid is that much of a daredevil/trouble magnet, a Bat-themed vigilante gets born out of necessity because Robin was going to go fight the darkness with or without Bruce’s help.

Just imagine a ‘Brucie’ who wants to forget his grief through partying more than punching criminals … and then imagine how that partying DILF becomes BATMAN - born from protective love instead of long held grief.

[gloryride]

Oscar, Fall Pacifica Princess

[livelaughlovelams]

I NEED MOTIVATION SO UH

If this gets 1 note I'll drink a glass of water

If this gets 10 notes I'll have an actual meal

If this gets 20 notes I'll start a new book

If this gets 50 notes I'll practice violin

If this gets 70 notes I'll research the 7 years war or something (I'm a nerd)

If this gets 100 notes I'll clean my room

If this gets 200 notes I'll start taking care of myself

If this gets 300 notes I'll actually learn math

If this gets 400 notes I'll start working out again

If this gets 500 notes I'll join clubs next semester

AAAAANDDDDDD NOW FOR THE BIG GUNS

If this gets 2,000 notes I'll cut out the toxic people in my life

If this gets 4,000 notes I'll clean my art desk with literally two whole feet of unorganized papers stacked up

And for 5,000 I'll actually organise all those drawings...

YAYAYYAYA (My posts average 30 so I'll be impressed if I even get the 5th one...)

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Dorian gets offended/jealous Orym is talking about working out with Beau, so he tries to show off, Imogen calls him out on poor execution, so he just walks off to help Caduceus (who also quickly kinda roasts him) kkkkkkk

i need next episode to after Dorian and Orym wakeup together, Orym goes workout with Beau and have competitions, so the whole time is just Orym and Beau showing off to Dorian and Yasha, like doing push ups with them in their back or sm, doing upsidedown pullups

[lunar-years]

When a Ted Lasso fanfic starts transferring my favorite players out of Richmond…

[spinning-lets-go]

him stans. Rise