Ahsvzywgga- WHY IS HE SUCH A HIMBO ILOVEHIMSOMUCHOMG 😭
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Millennial and Zoomer women in the early 2010s: "I want a cute, dorky nerd boy with messy hair who looks like he hasn't slept in a week." Millennial and Zoomer women now: "I need a himbo. I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be dumb and polite."
behold, my legacy
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Good morning! I'm a sleepy boi who needs coffee and a man to eat me out
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i just be drawing things
anyways i need to see gid tinker with stuff more let my boy have hobbies, let him fix up a watch here and there or something
additional doodle of a pestering husband
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In some AU out there I like to think there’s a Batman that started out as more “Brucie” the playboy bachelor than self made fighting machine. A Bruce Wayne who was actually more accustomed to throwing epic parties than punching bad guys. A Bruce that tried to drown his grief in every pleasure the world has to offer… until he finds his Robin.
Dick Grayson who comes from the same type of tragedy, only he doesn’t have a billion dollars (or a father figure like Alfred) to fall back on.
This little kid who wants to take on the mob personally - is now targeted by kidnappers who want Bruce’s money - and is suffering from a complete lack of self preservation and the innate compulsion to swing from every chandelier in Bruce’s home.
This kid, who some people in Gotham’s high society look upon with a predatory gaze and whisper things like ‘Talon’ and ‘Court of Owls’ and a dozen other things that Bruce isn’t sure about…. But Dick has nothing and no one and Bruce HAS to step up and be there for him.
So Brucie, with his years of marital arts training (because he still loves his fitness and the ability to defend himself) has to quickly become someone who’s able to protect this kid. Everyone in Gotham thinks Bruce has matured and settled down because he’s a father now - and they aren’t Wrong per se but really - when your kid is that much of a daredevil/trouble magnet, a Bat-themed vigilante gets born out of necessity because Robin was going to go fight the darkness with or without Bruce’s help.
Just imagine a ‘Brucie’ who wants to forget his grief through partying more than punching criminals … and then imagine how that partying DILF becomes BATMAN - born from protective love instead of long held grief.
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Sunshine Rainbow
Oscar is my best rainbow ambassador for my Pride Netrunner Suits mod ♥ He's truly a babe !
I should put him in asexual colors, but this one suits him way better (and @dustymagpie Alvin rocks in this color <33 )
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I NEED MOTIVATION SO UH
If this gets 1 note I'll drink a glass of water
If this gets 10 notes I'll have an actual meal
If this gets 20 notes I'll start a new book
If this gets 50 notes I'll practice violin
If this gets 70 notes I'll research the 7 years war or something (I'm a nerd)
If this gets 100 notes I'll clean my room
If this gets 200 notes I'll start taking care of myself
If this gets 300 notes I'll actually learn math
If this gets 400 notes I'll start working out again
If this gets 500 notes I'll join clubs next semester
AAAAANDDDDDD NOW FOR THE BIG GUNS
If this gets 2,000 notes I'll cut out the toxic people in my life
If this gets 4,000 notes I'll clean my art desk with literally two whole feet of unorganized papers stacked up
And for 5,000 I'll actually organise all those drawings...
YAYAYYAYA (My posts average 30 so I'll be impressed if I even get the 5th one...)
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