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I LOST 30 YEARS OFF MY LIFE BUT OMFG I GOT M&G TICKETS FOR AMSTERDAM IM SCREAMING DCBCBBDSJLCKS
#dan and phil#dip and pip#terrible influence tour#dnp#ticketmaster you are my worse enemy#honestly it was so laggy#i nearly passed out#/j but not really
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I have a sin to confess...
May or may not have seen the first interaction between Leon and Luis (someone uploaded chapter 1 on YouTube and it got deleted after I watched it SJDJDKDKD) and...
Y'all are NOT ready for remake Luis.
#luis sera#resident evil#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#re4make#re4#i couldn't help it I'm sorry#y'all are not prepared I swear#i nearly passed out#he's too hot nonononono#Capcom outdid themselves with this istg
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💛Smoshblr December Asks Final Day💙
We‘ve done it! We’ve finally reached the end of this lil ask game and also the end of 2023! 🥳 Thank you so much for joining in on this, I truly appreciate it so much 🫶! I wish you a wonderful start into the new year and that all your hopes and dreams for 2024 will come true! ✨💞
But, since the year isn’t quite over yet, I thought this might be a nice time to reminisce a little bit. Therefore, the final question of the Smoshblr December Asks Game:
What are your favourite smosh-related memories of 2023? 💖
(no specific amount required for this one; and you can ofc also include older smosh memories, if you want to 🤗)
so firstly, of course i'm gonna have to say the friends i've made since june 20th. when i first started to really get back into smosh again, i wasn't sure if i should make a smoshblr blog because i wasn't sure how active the community would be and wow i am so glad i jumped back in ♡ i made some absolutely incredible friends here (hi @smoshmonker ilysm you're the best) and if it weren't for becca in particular, i wouldn't have upgraded to smosh royalty and joined the smoshcord on july 28th. that day means so much to me and that server in general has brought me SO much joy this year. i am unbelievably grateful to be part of such a wonderful community and meet so many friends through this silly little youtube channel. and i am SO excited to meet them come vidcon next year!
food battle and the lead up to it was fucking incredible. this goes for anthony's funeral as well! getting hyped up for a big event like that was genuinely the most fun i've had in such a long time and the events themselves absolutely paid off. that being said, i ate so many donuts and taquitos that week that i'm genuinely sick of them lmao. (one other vid that had a surprising amount of hype leading up to it was the letter video. becca and i were going THROUGH it as that video aired and we were screaming to each other.)
ok this is fully self indulgent but i HAVE to mention... that first time that anthonypadilla liked one of my posts.. then two more of my posts.. then POSTED my art to his story? i had never had an interaction with any smosh boy before that point and when i tell you it shook me to my CORE. it was absolutely a memorable moment from this year and i definitely cried lmao. these boys make me feel so appreciated and loved and it truly made my year. now i just do what i can to not totally embarrass myself in front of ian and anthony (i'm failing)
we bought smosh. :] i still can't fucking believe they bought smosh
#also bonus mention to the excitement i felt when they announced lunchtime w smosh#i nearly passed out#thank you again for all of the asks they absolutely made my december !!!#shut up.txt#smosh#smoshblr december asks#wallpaper-inside-my-heart
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Please don’t feel obligated to read, this is just a vent post (just getting things out into the air) so you can skip, or you can read, whatever you desire 🧡
But today I ran into a really bad demon from my past. It’s so crazy how I changed everything about me- my work field, my job, my self confidence to try and shake him away, and yet when I saw him, it was like I was taken right back to the same kid I was when I met him.
He was so cruel, and he was so mean, and it really just hurts how much I actually *havent* come when it comes to healing myself. I’m still the same dumbass back in high school who thought I could be something big. I can’t.
He didn’t say much, he’ll he didn’t initiate the conversation. But he smiled, nodded his head, and I just blurted out “we went to school together, didn’t we?” And he’s like, “yeah, I knew you looked mad familiar. Good to see you.”
Wish I could say the same. I wish I could just negate the torment and hatred and anxiety and disorders he put me through, along with his gaggle of friends who made it their mission to make me hate myself.
I thought I was doing so good. I thought I was moving on, I thought rebuilding myself was finally starting to take form, and here I was, at work, with my stupid fucking eyes filled with tears and my nails digging into my cuticles, bile rising up my throat, knees going weak and just frozen.
I hate him. I hate what him and his friends have done to me. I hate that I let him affect me like this, I hate that I had to change everything, every little damn thing about me to start to heal.
None of it matters. I’m back at the bottom. I feel like I didn’t heal at all, and it was a waste of my time.
#came into my place of work#I nearly passed out#I wanted to scream at him but I couldn’t#and my best friend was so worried but I couldn’t even process that he was in front of me#god#I feel so gross now#WHEW okay.#back to the grind.#some point I’m sure lol
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I will never forget the girl in my section who was coming back from the restroom and fell down the stairs when she heard the start of Medicine at Harryween night 2 because she was in absolute shock that Harry was performing Medicine
FHGJFJGJH okay me
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a girl at work called me pretty!!!!!!!!
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supergirl and superboy <3
#i don’t think i made kon nearly edgy enough#but these are my first pass doodles#figuring it out as i go#dc#dc comics#superboy#supergirl#kara zor el#kon el#conner kent#superman#superfam#superfamily#my art
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i... didn't realize how into choking i am.
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“He knows Timmy will come around eventually. It's only a matter of waiting for his clock to run out. And HP is very patient.” Hey uh.. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HIS CLOCK TO RUN OUT is he waiting for Timmy to become a full fairy (Pixie?) and when that happens Timmy forgets about being a human entirely?
Sometimes Timmy wonders why he has grudges against certain fairies. Some of them, he can understand- like his dislike of Dr. Rip Studwell. But other ones, like with Cupid, it's a bit of a blur.
He must've been a very very vindictive 10 year old! Ah, well! Timmy's learned that he has to pick and choose his own battles wisely.
And uh. Fighting with the man who decides his paycheck and vacation days is not a battle worth choosing. Talk about a hostile work environment!!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop sanderson#sanderson#asks#itty bitties fop au#ough i had a massive fight with timmy's finger in the 3rd panel#it is 430 in the morning and i pushed thru to get this one out so that the story didnt end on a sadder note#so i will wake up tomorrow and figure out whatever errors and mistakes ive made in the morning#sanderson asks timmy bcs as far as sanderson is concerned#timmy really.. shouldnt?? have any grudges against them#yeah yeah they tried taking over fairy world yeah yeah tried taking timmy's fairies#but that was just business babeyyy#and timmy involved HIMSELF into their schemes!!! which is. yknow. not their problem.#(he involved himself with very very good reason of course. they literally tried taking over earth and fairyworld)#but they're pixies and they dont understand the righteous fury of a 10 year old boy full of human compassion#funnily enough. as more time passes even timmy's struggling to understand the righteous fury of a 10 year old full of human compassion#hazel wells is VERY confusing for timmy turner#he doesnt really get it#nearly as much as sanderson doesnt really get timmy's grudges against HP!
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Sparkly AND Soft™
#my art#artists on tumblr#corinna#swoobat#pokemon#pokesona#furry#fursona#🦇#yes it’s nearly five in the morning for me#no I don’t care if nobody sees this#mostly because it’s nearly five in the morning and my brain is running at 3%#I did actually try shading a bit on this one#was definitely one of those ‘kinda got away from me’ kinds that I just kept working on until it was way better quality than it had to be#passing out immediately after this#and her dress still fits#who’d have thought
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Thank you. I'm sorry.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jin guangyao#lan wangij#jin ling#LWJ shifting into fight mode was so damn cool. He is always ready to start throwing hands.#It's in a way that befits someone with a bit more bloodlust that his calm demeanor lets on - but nearly always in defense of someone.#What a great synergy with his personal philosophies! see that he is a Genuinely Noble Guy time and time again!#Is is also way more hilarious and unhinged than most people give him credit for? Also yes.#Nothing and no one ever said he did not or would not rip off JGY's hat mid-fight. I think LWJ needs to snatch more wigs LITERALLY.#Yes I'm delaying the part where I have to address the emotional turmoil of Jin Ling stabbing wwx. It gutted me terribly.#What is worse that realizing that someone you respected has done horrible things#than discovering someone who did horrible things being a kind and trustworthy person?#What is more horrifying that realizing other people are extremely complex and cannot be categorized into black and white?#When people hurt us or our loved ones we very much want to make them out to be irredeemable monsters. But they are not.#It is not actually such a terrible fate to just be a person. To be forgiven and forgive is possible. To change is possible.#This lesson is hard. It is something you have to actively challenge yourself to do. Black and white is the innate path to go down.#And its *why* I love Jin Ling so much. He is the character who fights the longest and hardest to challenge social and personal beliefs#He gets a pass for stabbing wwx for being so deliciously conflicted and tormented by it.#And with wrists THAT limp I can't imagine the wound was particularly deep
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Sub Bucky and a breeding kink 💀 dead unlived it's one of my favourite things 😌
This is pretty high up there on my list of dream fantasies 🥵 these are two of my biggest weaknesses, don't even look at me rn
One of life's greatest joys is cuddling with the other person's head resting on your chest so you can play with their hair and rub their shoulders. I love that shit, having someone else's body weight on you is so comforting.
I imagine that's something Bucky would really enjoy too. It's so soft and sweet and tender and getting to feel cared for would really appeal to him.
But that's up until his hands work their way under your top, up over your bare skin so he's able to cup your breasts and bury his face between them while he's getting his hair played with. Life's pleasures don't get much simpler than that.
After a few moments he shifts slightly, tugging the neckline of your shirt out of the way to give himself space to kiss and nip your skin. All of a sudden he's desperate and it's beautiful to watch.
"Please." He whispers between frantic kisses, flicking his tongue over the stiff peak of your nipple before engulfing it with his warm, eager mouth.
"Please, what?" You tease, tugging on his hair just a little for emphasis.
He groans, frustrated by his own lack of coherence, pulling his mouth from your nipple. "Please let me put a baby in you."
That's not what you were expecting but fuck, he makes it sound pretty appealing.
"Bucky-" You begin but he cuts you off, giving your other nipple the same attention as he gave the first. God, that's distracting.
"You'd make. Such. A pretty. Mommy." He whispers, kissing his way down your body until he reaches the bottom seam of your top. From there, he pulls it off, letting it fall to the floor before removing the rest of your clothes.
"You'd look so pretty with a little baby bump." His huge hand rests on your bare tummy, imaging how your body would change.
"I want it, Buck." You mean it too. It doesn't sound like such a bad idea when he's taking his clothes off.
"I know you want it." He groans, rubbing the tip of his dick against your soaked core. "Y-you're so wet."
He presses his hips forward, sliding inside you and you can't explain it but you swear it feels different this time.
"Don't even think about pulling out." You cup his face in your hands, keeping his eyes on you and you almost worry he's going to fuck himself senseless into you. "I want you to make me a mommy. You're going to give me every single drop of cum and when it starts to drip out of me, you're going to fuck it back in."
His head falls onto your shoulder, sobbing a pathetic moan against your already hot skin. The pace of his thrusts matches his need, his hips slamming into yours and when he finally gives in, he cums inside you with your legs clamped around his waist, making sure he couldn't pull out even if he wanted to.
#asks answered <3#becca writes spice#anon#sub!bucky#subby bucky#this is one of those fantasies that's nice in my head#I think I'd like to be at that point in my life but it's absolutely not where I'm at rn#maybe some day tho#I started writing a new series yesterday#making a lil moodboard#excited to post the concept#can't decide if I want each chapter to feel like a continuation of the one before#or if I want the chapters to be more detached from each other with time passing in between#might actually space it out over a weekend?#I took my lil granny out for lunch today and she's just the cutest#she usually comes up to ours for Sunday lunch but my parents were out this weekend#so I made her dinner last night and took it down to her and I asked if she wanted to go out for Sunday lunch for a change#she made me book the table right there in front of her so she'd be able to look forward to it 🥺#I sat with her for over an hour yesterday evening and she smiled nearly the whole time#she's too cute I swear
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TFA Blitzwing
#do you people know how long it took me to figure out how to do the pics for this poll#longer than it should've#but i guess if he has three faces i can justify three pics#bonus poll coming soon so look forward to that#maccadam#transformers#tfa#poll#smash or pass#request#blitzwing#god i love him so much though#literally the robot of all time#hes a tumblr sexyman. hes the only con having a pretty good time on earth. he disses megatron to his face. megs doesnt seem to care.#hes secretly very sad inside and thinks nobody likes him. the cons actually DO like him but he doesnt know that#he tries to kill the constructicons and then probably gets drunk with them#he watches earth movies and tv so he probably figured out how to pirate that shit from the cave base#icy has nearly no sense of self preservation#hothead can actually speak so so gently#random does cannibalism for fun#and he has a whole weird gay thing with lugnut#literally who else is doing it like blitzwing. nobody. hes an icon hes an idol he is the moment
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@sunfloweraro I'm sorry it took so long to respond to you on this post, but I needed to draw this before any further action could be taken.
Yippee, Ravio will get comfort!! My sanity is safe (for now). Hilda and Zelda appearances would be cool, and a Sheerow POV would be quite interesting indeed!! I wonder what that bird is thinking behind those blank little eyes...
#I'm not gonna lie#bunny turned out a lot grumpier looking than I had intended#when I showed the meme to my mother she said he looked possessed#so there's that lmao#In response to the Secrets in the Tags:#awwmygosshhh that's so sweet#I see people putting Twi and Legend at odds all the time#but their relationship can be so heartwarming imo#I'm excited for that chapter now tooooo#please ramble in future tags as much as you want--I love reading it all#I was unironically about to type “he saves Rulie AND SKY before just passing out??? What a legend!”#and then remembered who he was#and realized what i was saying -_-"#also I feel like the infection of brainrot for this au is mutual at this point#because I certainly would not be thinking about it nearly as much as I am without all of your enthusiasm and awesome writing loll#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu pink bunny au#bunny legend#drawing#artwork#meme redraw#my art#I need to start using that tag don't I
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I think whump writing has changed my brain chemistry. I almost passed out today and my biggest thought was "take notes about how this feels, it will make for good details in writing!"
#my life is fuckin weird idk#i had breast reduction surgery yesterday#and today i got the drains taken out#and yeah! nearly passed out in the office.#very vasovagal reaction#sweating. clammy. limbs heavy. tunnel vision. hearing going weird. whole nine yards.#my life as a chronically ill whump writer: take notes on this!
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#bfdi#osc#battle for dream island#art#tpot#the power of two#tpot one#nearly passing out as i post this#(malaise)
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