#i mean wgat

[bloodhoundg4ng]

oh my. oh my word. hoo-wee. great heavens above. oh l

hiiii evil jareeeed....... waving gayly at him

[MTV Campus Invasion / 2006 / Germany - The Bad Touch]

[a-cat-in-toffee]

smoke and civ r so important to me. civ is in the smokescreen apartment more than smokescreen is. he can navigate it better than smokes. he hangs out with dakota and the watch movies together. he purposefully prolongs watching certain movies just because smokescreen gets so excited when he agrees. he feels a little bad about it. he goes down to the garage and complains about getting kicked out (he spends too much time there and never talks to anyone) and mechanic is just giving him knowing glances

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason keeps accidentally drawing parallels between his running away to Ethiopia and getting killed.

He leaves a note saying he‘ll be back soon? Three terrified bats AND a supe crashing through the roof of a 7/11.

Casually mentioning he‘ll be going overseas to check up on a lead? Surprise! Nightwing‘s going the same way! What a coincidence!

Jason pushes someone off the roof? “Don’t worry Jaylad, I know it was an accident!!!!”

The next gig takes place at an abandoned warehouse? “Explosives whomst?? No, Jason, of course I didn’t scout the area beforehand. Don’t be absurd. Your bombs?? Oh, those were yours?”

Look, it’s not that Jason doesn’t appreciate a demonstration of how much they care. But he’s getting seriously fed up with the level of overprotectiveness everyone’s displaying.

Although, in retrospect, he could have handled this whole thing better than having an open spat with Bruce and then disappearing on them for two months straight. Oops.

(In his defense, Kori got them cards for a once-in-life-time-space-opera.)

[static-x3]

"of course hun, I couldn't just leave you there"

[Static smiles warmly, chuckling a bit to themselves]

(you're getting thrown onto the infinity train >:3)

[Random portal opens, sending static to a random, seemingly abandoned train station, a very long/ large train rolling up to the stop, green light filtering out from the inside of the windows]

[Static takes a moment to get their bearings, looking along the length of the train, the train cars stretching out of view both ways. They take a curious step forward, tilting their head and squinting slightly to try and see through the windows to no avail]

[n1conicokneecaps]

first post is me LOSING MY SHIT OVER THE FACT THAT THE ENTIRE ENG DUB OF LMK S5 IS JUST... HERE????

...and a shitty practice drawing of monkie mk because i am actually mentally ill for this damn LEGO.

[foreverephemeral-art]

DEVASTATING: that one throwaway doodle of my ocs as dragons has somehow gotten me back into wof

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

Bro your pristine and beautiful emo boy is going to overheat in this weather.

[stormbreaker-290]

Ca n

Can someone just

Can I pretty please be rid of my booba I don't want tgem-

[hermidetta]

She's not quite sure if she's on the list, but she figures it's worth a shot. Carefully covering up the basket so that nobody walking past can see what's inside, she stops outside Bernie's door. Show time.

Sighing dramatically (and loudly) Yunaka starts talking to herself. "Aw dang! I sure didn't mean to pick up these extra gifts when I went out to the market, but looks like I accidentally did." She definitely got these just for Bernie specifically.

"If only I knew a certain birthday girl to give these to...Guess I'll leave them here outside of this random student's door to see if they want them!"

The basket is placed as close to Bernie's door as possible, so that she doesn't have to go far to get it. She's sure to "accidentally" knock against the door as she does so. "All done! I'll go now, so I don't bother anybody."

And she does just that, giving Bernie the space to claim the basket (or ignore it if she wants to) without anyone watching. She hopes she takes it. The cupcakes will only last so long, and she's kind of worried that the star stickers might fall off the quills of the stuffed, purple hedgehog toy before she sees them.

⠀ ⚘ birthdaydetta 2k24 ♡ ⠀

they ought to drill peepholes into these doors. bernadetta dog-ears the idea to carve one out herself while yunaka is speaking from the great outdoors, because maybe bernadetta is curious about the hypothetical birthday girl in question and how special this birthday girl must be to get gifts from professor yunaka. because, glancing down, bernadetta must admit to herself as nicked fingers fidget below her chin: it would be nice to be thought of by professor yunaka. she doesn't make it a habit to eavesdrop, honest, but before she knows it she's sandwiching her ear against the door to listen. which random student would have her favor?

bernadetta likes professor yunaka. she's pretty, and nice, and strong but also soft. the hands she could use to draw a bow or snap someone's spine are always so gentle with bernadetta, no matter how many times bernadetta fails or embarrasses herself in front of the other woman. it's teachers like her who make bernadetta want and wish to be a good student, people like her who make bernadetta want and wish to be a good person. she isn't. she is a disappointment, she knows. but maybe someday—

the knock startles her a foot in the air. bernadetta waits in petrification for one, two seconds before finally cracking open the door. she sees the basket, the cupcakes and hedgehog after poking cautiously at its cover—and she is so silly, she realizes. it all falls into place, and bernadetta, she has been so silly. yunaka's back and unmistakable red hair are shrinking some ways ahead, though they are still visible, and...

clackclackclackclackclackclack—

yunaka may or may not have heard it, but whether she turns around or not to question the rapid crescendo of pitter-patters against stone, it is in the next instant that something fluffy and purple bounces against her and clings with the almighty force of an armored bear stuffy. a plush, tiny but sweet, just like that starry hedgehog. the way it latches only lasts a moment.

red in the cheeks, bernadetta lifts her face from yunaka's shirt. she drops her arms, spins around and bolts back into her room just as feverishly as she had burst right out of it.

[otosquinklus]

hash tag sillybutchcore

[v-anrouge]

HELP WHY DOES JADE LOOK LIKE A SLUR HERE😭😭😭

[edwardscissorfeet]

轻轻用脚边碰小屑：喵咪请移到一边去这样你不会把我绊倒

小屑，眼睛巨大：你踢小屑？你像踢足球一样踢小屑身体？啊！啊！为娘入监狱！为额娘入千年的监狱！！！！

[theo-grayson]

god gives his fattest tits to his hottest trans boys. i swear to god

[simcardiac-arrested]

compensation :-]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

[coveredinsun]

shoutout to that one particular background elf that stood next to arwen in fellowship of the ring and still served major cunt despite all the obstacles they faced (only having <10 seconds of screentime) (being halfway cut out of the shot) because i think of them often. Who are you whats your name where are you from. and most importantly are you single

[licorishh]

So 1.6 is here and the Trailblaze continuance is interesting. Dr. Ratio is every bit as irritating and pompous as expected. I love him

Spoilers for the continuance quest in the tags cause y'all already know I gotta say something about this dude and it's about to get real neat