#i mean wgat

[bloodhoundg4ng]

oh my. oh my word. hoo-wee. great heavens above. oh l

hiiii evil jareeeed....... waving gayly at him

[MTV Campus Invasion / 2006 / Germany - The Bad Touch]

[a-cat-in-toffee]

smoke and civ r so important to me. civ is in the smokescreen apartment more than smokescreen is. he can navigate it better than smokes. he hangs out with dakota and the watch movies together. he purposefully prolongs watching certain movies just because smokescreen gets so excited when he agrees. he feels a little bad about it. he goes down to the garage and complains about getting kicked out (he spends too much time there and never talks to anyone) and mechanic is just giving him knowing glances

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason keeps accidentally drawing parallels between his running away to Ethiopia and getting killed.

He leaves a note saying he‘ll be back soon? Three terrified bats AND a supe crashing through the roof of a 7/11.

Casually mentioning he‘ll be going overseas to check up on a lead? Surprise! Nightwing‘s going the same way! What a coincidence!

Jason pushes someone off the roof? “Don’t worry Jaylad, I know it was an accident!!!!”

The next gig takes place at an abandoned warehouse? “Explosives whomst?? No, Jason, of course I didn’t scout the area beforehand. Don’t be absurd. Your bombs?? Oh, those were yours?”

Look, it’s not that Jason doesn’t appreciate a demonstration of how much they care. But he’s getting seriously fed up with the level of overprotectiveness everyone’s displaying.

Although, in retrospect, he could have handled this whole thing better than having an open spat with Bruce and then disappearing on them for two months straight. Oops.

(In his defense, Kori got them cards for a once-in-life-time-space-opera.)

[static-x3]

"of course hun, I couldn't just leave you there"

[Static smiles warmly, chuckling a bit to themselves]

(you're getting thrown onto the infinity train >:3)

[Random portal opens, sending static to a random, seemingly abandoned train station, a very long/ large train rolling up to the stop, green light filtering out from the inside of the windows]

[Static takes a moment to get their bearings, looking along the length of the train, the train cars stretching out of view both ways. They take a curious step forward, tilting their head and squinting slightly to try and see through the windows to no avail]

[n1conicokneecaps]

first post is me LOSING MY SHIT OVER THE FACT THAT THE ENTIRE ENG DUB OF LMK S5 IS JUST... HERE????

...and a shitty practice drawing of monkie mk because i am actually mentally ill for this damn LEGO.

[stormbreaker-290]

Ca n

Can someone just

Can I pretty please be rid of my booba I don't want tgem-

[otosquinklus]

hash tag sillybutchcore

[v-anrouge]

HELP WHY DOES JADE LOOK LIKE A SLUR HERE😭😭😭

[edwardscissorfeet]

轻轻用脚边碰小屑：喵咪请移到一边去这样你不会把我绊倒

小屑，眼睛巨大：你踢小屑？你像踢足球一样踢小屑身体？啊！啊！为娘入监狱！为额娘入千年的监狱！！！！

[theo-grayson]

god gives his fattest tits to his hottest trans boys. i swear to god

[simcardiac-arrested]

compensation :-]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

[mothocean]

My take on the gerry hair dye discourse is that hes still goth in this universe but now gertrude is goth too

[coveredinsun]

shoutout to that one particular background elf that stood next to arwen in fellowship of the ring and still served major cunt despite all the obstacles they faced (only having <10 seconds of screentime) (being halfway cut out of the shot) because i think of them often. Who are you whats your name where are you from. and most importantly are you single

[grimalditeuthis]

september 30th........

[licorishh]

So 1.6 is here and the Trailblaze continuance is interesting. Dr. Ratio is every bit as irritating and pompous as expected. I love him

Spoilers for the continuance quest in the tags cause y'all already know I gotta say something about this dude and it's about to get real neat

[whumpy-wyrms]

might’ve just put duct tape over my mouth just to feel something