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this happens with the english as well. to me. but its less because we are on american website not english website and also my perception particularly is skewed as i have had more opportunity to interact with english people than usamericans

something that ticks me off a little is how often it is i am able to easily clock someone who is usamerican. its like talking to a really typical engineering undergrad if u get what i mean. this is of course generalisation and i know plenty of usamericans that i dont get that impression from but when it does happen its like. ah. well.

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something that ticks me off a little is how often it is i am able to easily clock someone who is usamerican. its like talking to a really typical engineering undergrad if u get what i mean. this is of course generalisation and i know plenty of usamericans that i dont get that impression from but when it does happen its like. ah. well.

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admittedly my home libraries are fairly decent its just that many things i want read do not exist here or are simply too out there to pass censorship and like :/ i dont want to sound ungrateful but its really disheartening how excited i got at seeing commercial books i wouldnt see outside at my uni library :/ so if anyone can point me in the way of american or british or in general english-inclined libraries of the West that would be lovely :)

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wait i want american library cards. where. how. who. free????? pleak

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ever since i got access to american library cards thanks to tumblr user anneemay (pbuh) 2 weeks ago ive lost even the 3% sympathy i had for americans crying ofc we’re stupid and illiterate our schools suck!!! because you assholes have had FREE ACCESS to THOUSANDS of books and audiobooks and classic films this ENTIRE TIME you’ve been blaming your schools for your elected ignorance!!! from my home in India I’ve listened to eight audiobooks and watched half of cronenberg’s oevre and I’m watching nosferatu (1922) today and I can’t even go to a library in person and you people have had these things your entire life yet you come on tumblr at 18 19 20 and say you don’t know who james baldwin is and if you expect me to you’re classist and 18 year old Americans are too stupid to know bombing foreign countries kills people so it’s okay if they choose to do that rather than work at McDonald’s and of course I have no idea what stocks are or what colonialism is and MCU is the height of cinema and it’s feminist to wear makeup like. my god. you people are going to go through the rest of your life being incoherently stupid and it’s not because you’re poor and it’s not because your schools suck but its because you’re so ensconced in your American privilege that you will never be forced to confront the realities of life and you can go on living your Disney adult fantasies because you’ve destroyed your innate human curiosity and potential at the altar of hyper consumption.

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jopson should have killed himself also

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i am just saying anything now

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it because mark antony is also a euro club girl. this is the liam garrigan casting phenomenon

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mark antony crawling jopson style because his wife left him at actium. manyone seen mt wife

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Fuck you. Fuck you all. Give us your money and die.

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The way that the Jopson playlist is THREE TIMES LONGER than everyone else's and he gave him a little NICKNAME too. David it's ok we already knew he's your favorite character you didn't need to prove it to us.

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thomas jopson i would’ve done so much molly with you and kept you alive forever

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tbh i am literally not jopson despite what the quiz said but i am so happy. to jop. i will Jop.

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DAVE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!??? 😭😭😭 DJ DollEyes modern AU my godddddd

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DJ DOLLEYES

DJ DOLLEYES

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DJ DOLLEYES