#i mean idk yet we don't know anything abt her

[keeps-ache]

heyoo.. :3 do you still pick flowers to give your mother ?

[lynn-tged-posting]

fem lloyd. she's real to me

yapping abt her below the cut

there's been a lot of art of fem lloyd floating around (at least on twitter) that i do really appreciate its often very cute However (and i mean no offense bc the art is always nice) those renditions are often a lot more slim and a lot less muscular than i have personally imagined her being, and that made me real sad,,,

like don't get me wrong, love art! tged art awesome!! ill take what i can get!!! but im personally of the opinion that lloyd's build, regardless of whether its canon lloyd or fem lloyd, should be toned and not totally slim (of course there's still a waist (canon lloyd is snatched!!!) but definitely a bit more boxy). a little bit broader, a little bit of a rectangular shape yknow? kind of a sleeper build almost, especially after they've spent several years doing construction in lorasia in present!

so i self indulged and drew her LOL

additionally, i do think it'd be fair to say that og!fem lloyd is slimmer than current fem lloyd, but also i imagine it'd be appropriate if she had weight/fat on her that we see less of as the story continues, y'know? (bc like og fem lloyd is still an alcoholic) (does this line of thinking make sense??) so i kiiinda tried to show that by putting ?! stretch marks ?! on her? but i don't know how well that comes across cause i kinda left this as a sketch,,, but it's okay . i just need it to be known that those are there :3

also threw some llovier in there for sillies. i think fem lloyd deserves to be with fem javier. like sure yeah fem lloyd with canon javier is. uh. okay i guess??? but i think it'd make more sense to genderbend javier too. yaoi to yuri! i didnt know what to do with fem javier's hair so i just made her hair long, kinda like javiellas idk. ill probably change it if i were to draw her for real, i think it'd be sweet if she kept short wavy hair, im not sure yet!

i think fem lloyd would still resemble her father the most! tho i havent ever drawn arcos before so idk how id show that! i also don't know how genetics totally work! i just think it'd be cute for her to be like. her father's daughter y'know. like u get what i mean right

that's all i can think of right now if i come up with anything else i'll prolly just reblog this w additional stuff idk

[xxlady-lunaxx]

I thought you loved me pt.2 | {SaneGiyuu/SaneKana}

pt.1 | pt.2

Theme: Confusing angst? Idk how to describe this, at one point it gets more silly/fluffy and then lapses back into angst

Note: The pt. 1's picture was SaneGiyuu I think so this one was going to be SaneKana

but then i found this part of the manga AND IK THEY'RE TALKING ABT MASACHIKA BUT I HAD TO USE IT BC KANAE WAS THERE AND LIKE--

—Y'all it's not ShinoGiyuu they're just besties 🤩

×××

"What's wrong, Tomioka?"

Giyuu shrugged. He was sitting on the futon laid out for him in the room. 

Shinobu knelt down next to him, raising an eyebrow. "You're supposed to be resting."

"I tried," he mumbled. 

"Then try harder. What's keeping you awake?" she asked. 

"Nothing."

"Then sleep." She pushed him down, making him fall back onto the blankets. 

He sighed, staring up at the cealing.

"Either you tell me what's wrong or I'm going to force a sedative into your throat so you sleep," Shinobu said, after a moment of silence.

Giyuu groaned and sat up again, glaring at the ground. "It's nothing," he repeated.

She made to move to the door, as if she was going to get the sedative, and he grumbled. 

"Fine," he said. "Your sister is dating Shinazugawa, right?"

"Mhm?" Shinobu went back next to him, sitting down in front of him.

Why was he telling this girl about this again? 

"I..." He hesitated. Would she get mad at him? "I didn't know."

"Okay?" She raised an eyebrow. "Do you like her?"

"What? No!" He almost laughed at the absurdity. No, not her. "I kissed Shinazugawa yesterday," he blurted out, burying his head in his hands. 

"What?! But he's dating-... Oh. You didn't know," she said.

"I didn't know until today." 

"Why would he... Did he let you kiss him?" she asked, concern written in her features.

He looked up, his eyes meeting hers. "He initiated it." 

The concern morphed into confusion and then to anger and Shinobu shook her head rapidly, as if it would stop the truth from being true. "Why..?"

"I don't know. Do you know how long they've been dating for?" he asked, trying to find some hope in the situation. If it'd been for long, or even just a week ago, that'd mean Sanemi had cheated. He'd cheated on Kanae with Giyuu.

"For a while," Shinobu murmured. "Kanae didn't tell me till recently but she said it'd been for some time. They didn't tell anyone yet since they figured they'd rather find if they still wanted to be together before telling anyone or something."

"Oh." 

"Mhm."

They went quiet, unsure what to say. And then Shinobu said, "Alright, you try to rest. I'm... going to talk to Kanae."

"Wait!"

"Hm?"

Giyuu hesitated. "Tell her I didn't know she was dating Shinazugawa when we... it happened. I didn't. If I had, I wouldn't have let him do that," he said.

"Of course." She gave him a vague smile and left, closing the door behind her.

×××

"Kanae, listen to me, Shinazugawa cheated on you," Shinobu said, her expression oddly serious. 

Kanae raised an eyebrow. "I understand you're not the most fond of him but I'd appreciate it if you didn't go that far," she said, sighing.

"I'm not-"—she sighed—"No! He is, Kanae, really. I'm not lying and making stuff up! Yes, he's a bitch and I hate him, but I wouldn't do anything to stop you from being happy unless it was genuine," Shinobu said, crossing her arms. 

A crease of concern formed in between Kanae's brows and she paused. "I... don't think Sanemi would do that," she murmured.

"He did."

"With who?" Kanae asked, quietly.

Shinobu sighed. "Tomioka-san. He didn't know you two were dating until today. He'd thought that Shinazugawa was single and... Tomioka realized you two were dating today, I suppose. He'd seen the two of you at the park and had figured it out."

"What did they do?" Kanae said, almost dreading the answer.

"As far as I know, they simply kissed. By the way, in case you think Sanemi pushed him away or something, he was the one that kissed Tomioka." Shinobu's gaze hardened and she glared at the ground. "We need to talk to Shinazugawa."

Kanae shook her head, backing away slightly. "He wouldn't do that, right?"

"You think Tomioka would lie about it? It seems logical for someone to lie to break them up so they can end up with one of them, but Tomioka doesn't appear to be a person who'd do that, no? I had to force it out of him anyway," Shinobu said, a hint of a smile forming on her face before dropping away.

"I... doubt Tomioka-San would do that. Truly. But... Sanemi? He'd... do that?" Kanae asked meekly.

Shinobu sighed. "Only one way to find out."

Almost as if on cue, Sanemi walked down the hallway the two were talking in and gave them a curious look.

"Is everything alright? Why do you two look so stressed?" Sanemi asked, moving to wrap an arm around Kanae.

Kanae flinched away and Sanemi raised his hands in surrender. 

"Sorry... What happened?" he asked uncertaintly, backing away slightly to give Kanae some space.

"To put it bluntly, a source tells us that you're cheating on Kanae," Shinobu said, her eyes narrowed in suspicion, trying to read Sanemi's expression.

Sanemi's eyes widened and he shook his head rapidly. "The hell? I wouldn't do that!" he said, sounding incredulous.

"Hmm, so you never kissed Tomioka?" Shinobu asked, raising an eyebrow, her hands on her hips.

Kanae stood by the side, looking nervous and unsure of herself.

"Tomioka? Fuck no! Why the hell would I kiss him?" Sanemi spat, crossing his arms. 

"I'll give you credit for your acting, but Tomioka told me earlier about it. And he's not one to lie about this, I'm sure," Shinobu said, her voice irritated.

"I didn't! And with him, even less so!" Sanemi rolled his eyes, backing away subtly.

"You think he'd lie about it?" Shinobu shot back.

"He did! I did not kiss him," he grumbled.

A door opened and the three turned to it.

Giyuu trudged towards them, looking tired. "Why are you shouting?" he mumbled. Then he saw the three of them and their expressions and started to back away. "I'll... go."

"No, uhm, can you... stay here?" Kanae asked, reaching towards him then, thinking better of it, dropped her arm to her side.

Giyuu hesitated but then sighed and nodded, moving forward. 

Shinobu raised an eyebrow at Sanemi. "Will you care to explain now?" she asked.

"There's nothing to explain," Sanemi said tensely. "I didn't kiss him."

Giyuu flinched. "What are we talking about?" he asked uncertainly.

"You," Shinobu said, "and Shinazugawa."

"Oh."

Kanae looked down.

Sanemi's eyes narrowed. "There's nothing between us. He's delusional," he said, irritated.

"I'm not!" Giyuu said, huffing childishly.

The scarred Hashira rolled his eyes. "Whatever makes you sleep better at night."

"Don't be rude," Kanae scolded. 

Sanemi sighed.

"Okay, why don't we start from the beginning," Shinobu said, poising a hand on her hip like an annoyed mother, despite being the youngest there. "Tomioka?"

"Hm..?"

"Tell us your side of the story," she said, leaning against the wall.

"O... Okay," Giyuu mumbled. "Me and Shinazugawa kissed yesterday and today I found out that he and Koch-... Ehm, Kanae are dating." 

"Bullshit," Sanemi muttered. 

Kanae looked nervously between the two.

"Shinazugawa, you go next," Shinobu said, raising an eyebrow at him when he stayed silent.

"I never kissed that dumbass." 

"Hm, and Kanae? Your thoughts?" Shinobu asked.

"I... Both of their... what they said are plausible. I don't know," Kanae mumbled. 

Giyuu looked down. "If you'd rather believe what Shinazugawa said, I wouldn't mind. I'm sorry for getting in the way of your relationship," he said quietly.

Kanae shook her head. "If what you said is true—"

"—and it's not," Sanemi interrupted.

Kanae gave him a look that silenced him, allowing her to continue. "If what you said is true," she repeated, "then I'm not sure what I'd do with... our relationship. I just... don't know if I could go on, knowing full well he kissed someone else during the time we'd been dating. A man, if anyone..." 

"I understand," Giyuu said, nodding slowly. 

Shinobu stayed silent, giving the three Hashira a bit more space now that she'd started them off.

"I didn't kiss him! I swear, Kanae, please, believe me," Sanemi said, stepping towards her. He was starting to sound desperate. 

Kanae stepped back. "I don't know what to believe," she admitted. 

"Trust me!" Sanemi pleaded.

Giyuu watched him, his eyes catching onto the way Sanemi's hand clenched at his side, knowing full well he might not win her trust over.

"I just... I trust both of you, as people. I can't... choose," she mumbled. 

Sanemi went silent and he averted his eyes.

Shinobu sighed, knowing that they'd hit a dead end again. "Alright, let's go through this a different way." 

"Why do you have to help, you're not involved and you're not a Hashira, for fucks sake," Sanemi spat through his anger.

"Sanemi! She's my sister!" Kanae said, looking almost hurt, though the words had been directed to Shinobu.

"Yes, that. And also because the three of you aren't making any progress on your own," Shinobu said, rolling her eyes. "You need fresh eyes, that's what." 

Sanemi grumbled but didn't say anything more of the matter.

"Right. Tomioka, do you like Shinazugawa?" Shinobu said, changing the subject.

Giyuu, who had been mostly listening through the conversation, looked up at his name. "What?" 

"Do you like him? You kissed him, no?" Shinobu said, tilting her head slightly.

"We did not kiss," Sanemi said. 

Shinobu ignored him, her gaze set on Giyuu.

The other two Hashira stared at him and he cowered under their gazes, though none of them were taller than him; Sanemi was practically around his height, if slightly taller, so he didn't count either.

"You can tell the truth," Kanae said reassuringly, as if she wasn't asking someone if they liked her boyfriend.

Giyuu hesitated, his eyes flicking down nervously. "Maybe," he said eventually.

Kanae let out a breath and Shinobu clapped her hands, clasping them together. "There, that wasn't too hard, hm?" she said, smiling at him. "Very well. Kanae, you like Shinazugawa, correct?"

Her sister nodded.

"And Shinazugawa, which of them do you like?" Shinobu said.

Everyone's gaze was on Sanemi now and he swallowed, hesitating for a beat. "Kanae," he said. 

Shinobu paused. "Hm, and is the hesitance because everyone's watching or because you also like Tomioka?" she asked, putting emphasis on the word 'also.' 

Sanemi narrowed his eyes but didn't answer.

Giyuu stared at him curiously. It wasn't so hard to say he didn't like him. He'd already said he would never kiss him, so what was so hard about this?

Kanae appeared to be thinking the same thing because she said, "If you like him, please do not be afraid to say so. Whether it's because you dislike me or because you like the both of us... Lies only hinder our trust (kotlc ref???/hj), Sanemi, please. It's okay if you say so." 

Shinobu nodded along with her words. "You should be glad she's giving you so many chances, Shinazugawa. I would've dumped you right then and there," she said, a smirk lilting her lips for a second.

Sanemi glared at her. "Fuck off." He turned to Kanae. "I... do like you. I could never dislike you," he said, conspiciously avoiding saying anything about Giyuu.

"And Tomioka-San? What do you think of him?" Kanae asked, more curiousity in her voice than a sense of distrust or hurt.

Giyuu watched Sanemi closely, waiting with a bated breath. What did he think of him? Why had he kissed him?

"H...He..." Again, Sanemi hesitated, his gaze dropping to the floor for a beat before back up to Kanae. He turned away from her. "He can go fuck himself," he murmured.

Giyuu sighed internally, though he should've expected this and no more, no less. Of course that would be the answer. No matter what Sanemi thought, he wouldn't say anything more. He wouldn't dare, especially not in front of the Kocho's and their stares.

Shinobu, on the other hand, had other thoughts about this so-called statement. "You keep hesitating, Shinazugawa. Be truthful." She narrowed her eyes then, glaring intently at Sanemi. "What do you think about Tomioka."

Sanemi let out an exaggerated sigh. "I already said what I think about that piece of shit!! Stop asking," he snapped.

"I said, you constantly hesitate before you say that. If you don't like him, just say it! What's there to think about?" Shinobu asked, irritated.

"Shinobu, it's okay," Kanae said quietly.

Giyuu nodded in assent. "He doesn't like me, he already said that. I should leave," he murmured.

Shinobu raised an eyebrow. "Fine, then one last thing."

"Hm?"

"Shinazugawa, you did kiss Tomioka, right?" Shinobu asked, turning to Sanemi again.

Sanemi paused. "Why are we back to that question? I already said I didn't," he said, apt on his response. (that doesn't make sense does it)

"Yet Tomioka says you did. He says you kissed him. It's not that hard to just say you did," she said. "Kanae already accepted that you might've, so why don't you just admit it? It would've made everything go by more quickly."

Sanemi glared at her, momentarily forgetting about the others. "Because Kanae would fucking break up with me if I said I did!!" he shouted. Then, realizing what he said, shut his mouth and turned away. 

"See? That wasn't so hard?" Shinobu said, her tone mocking.

Kanae opened her mouth several times to say something, faltering each time.

Giyuu averted his eyes. "I'm sorry," he mumbled, though none of it was his fault. 

"Don't be," Kanae assured him.

"Should... I go now?" Giyuu asked, almost hopeful. 

"No," Shinobu said abruptly, placing a hand on his arm. "Both of you, do you still like him? Somehow?" 

Kanae and Giyuu nodded slowly, uncertain where this was going.

"Shinazugawa?" she asked. "Do you like either of them more, or did you lose feelings for the two or...?" 

Sanemi hesitated. "Yes." 

"What do you mean, 'yes'?" she asked irritably. 

"I still do."

"That's not explanatory enough, but I'll take it. Now," Shinobu continued, "Tomioka, Kanae, are the two of you up to being... chosen? As in, would you mind if he picked from the two of you who he'd rather date? At least, assuming Shinazugawa's still hung up on the both of you."

Kanae and Giyuu nodded again simutaneously.

"Well, Shinazugawa, why don't you pick then?" Shinobu said, looking like this was almost amusing to her. "I can give you three some space here." She turned and marched away, leaving the three Hashira in silence.

"You can pick Kocho-san," Giyuu said, after a beat. "I know you'd rather date her, so..."

They lapsed back into silence before Sanemi shook his head. 

"Can I just... apologize first?" he said quietly. 

The other two looked at him in surprise.

"Uhm. Okay?" Kanae said. Giyuu nodded.

"I'm sorry, Kanae, for... that. I didn't mean- No, well, I did. I just... I don't know. I don't know what got into me. When I kissed him," Sanemi mumbled. "I do love you. I kind of just... got ahead of myself."

Kanae gave him a wavering smile. "It's alright, Sanemi. You love him too, don't you?" she asked. 

Sanemi hesitated, then nodded. It was a small motion but it meant everything to Giyuu and he stepped back, processing this. 

"You... do?" he asked. 

Sanemi let out a sound that sounded like a mixture of a sigh and a groan. "Sure." The answer was vague but it was still a yes.

Giyuu gave him a ghost of a smile. "Hm, you can pick Kocho-San, you know," he murmured. "That's enough for me."

Kanae shook her head. "No, I don't mind if you pick Tomioka."

Sanemi rolled his eyes. "We're not getting anywhere. Besides... how am I supposed to fucking pick?"

"You've been dating Kocho-San for a while and only had a slight interaction with me, I think she'd be the easier pick," Giyuu encouraged.

"But sometimes new is better! He may get bored of me eventually, or maybe he already did, so he'll want you instead," Kanae urged. 

"I'm sure I was just a small thing of trying something new, he won't want me for long," he insisted.

"He wanted to try something new because I was growing uninteresting to date so he'll go back to you," she said. 

"Uhm... You know you're debating about how I feel?" Sanemi asked, staring at them.

The two flushed and apologized quickly.

Sanemi laughed. "You're both so similar," he said, more to himself then to them.

"Is that why you liked both of us?" Giyuu asked curiously.

"Like," Sanemi corrected. "Present tense. And... no. You're different from each other as well. Personality-wise."

"I can see that," Kanae agreed. "Tomioka-San is talking a lot more than usual today."

Giyuu blushed. "I... there's a lot to say," he murmured. 

"Indeed," she said, nodding.

Sanemi sighed. "Can I wait to choose? I can't really... just... choose," he mumbled.

"Mhm, of course," Kanae said cheerfully.

Giyuu nodded. "I still say you should choose her, though. She seems the most logical solution."

Kanae poked him playfully and he shrugged.

"Well, it doesn't make it easier," Sanemi said. "It's like saying, 'I hate you,' to whoever I don't pick."

"I mean you technically already told me that, so I don't mind," Giyuu said, smiling slightly.

Sanemi shook his head. "Fuck you too."

Shinobu, who seemed to have been eavesdropping, appeared back in the hallway. "You three are so incompetent sometimes," she tsked, shaking her head.

Kanae pouted and Giyuu ignored her.

"Shut up," Sanemi said. 

Shinobu grinned. "Welp, now that you three have resolved it slightly, why don't we leave Shinazugawa to question his life deci- I mean, to think about it. Nee-San and Tomioka-San, you two can train or something. I'm going to go train as well." 

"Okay!" Kanae said, smiling. 

"I'll go home," Giyuu offered. "I have something to attend to." 

"Alright, then it's settled." Shinobu pushed Giyuu out the door and shooed Sanemi away. "Sayonara, Tomioka! I'll see you a different day." 

Giyuu nodded and the door shut. 

He sighed. That had to be the most eventful hour of his life. 

××× 

Shinobu sent out a crow to Sanemi and Giyuu a week later, telling them to go to the Butterfly mansion to discuss the topic once more. 

She said Sanemi had had enough time to think about it but the Hashira suspected that she was simply growing impatient, though she had nothing to do with any of this. 

So, Giyuu and Sanemi made their way to the Butterfly Estate, anticipation running through their breaths as they both arrived at the same time. 

Shinobu greeted them, smiling in a way that made Sanemi uncertain whether he should've come or not.  

"Hello," she said. "Kanae's on a mission, it being nearly sunrise, so she'll be back in a bit. Her mission wasn't too far. Come inside." 

Giyuu walked in and Sanemi followed, closing the door behind him. 

"Are either of you hungry? I can make some tea and something small of a snack, if you want?" Shinobu offered. 

"I'm fine," Giyuu said. 

"Same." Sanemi looked around, his mind racing. The hell was he supposed to say? 

There was a loud pecking at the window and Shinobu turned, noticing the crow who was trying to enter. 

She opened the window, letting in the poor crow. 

"What's wrong?" she asked, stroking its feathers carefully. 

The crow looked hesitant at first, but of course it might've been because it was currently gasping for air.

"Flower Hashira, Kanae Kocho, was defeated by Uppermoon Two. You must attend to her immediately," the crow cawed, after a beat. It continued on saying her location but the three had already made their way out of the Butterfly Estate, rushing to the said place.

Upon arriving, Shinobu sprinted to her elder sister who lay on the ground, blood coating Kanae's front. 

"Kanae!" Shinobu and Sanemi shouted in unison, fear lacing their voices.

Shock filtered through Giyuu's expression and he hovered behind the other two as they crowded around the fallen Hashira.

{Word count: 3315}

I'm evil

I'm also lazy

and we're at 3000 words 

[tree-obsession]

HSR and Scars+other physical trauma marks HCs

I haven't seen anyone do this yet, but lmk plz if someone has!

Minor spoilers for main plot

Arlan- scars in a lot of places, implied that he could fight as a child and was poor, canonically has a prosthetic arm (at least I think, but works as hc too) and scars on his arm and nose at least. likely has more, esp on arms since using a greatsword doesnt give great defensibility and his moveset involves cutting HP(judging by the animation, using electricity, so electricity scars too? are those called lichtenberg scars?). he's short, and again the childhood implications mean he was probably malnourished.

Asta- probably minor things from working with untested equipment, and has likely burned her hands with her own powers- but, since she's a noble, she's likely expected to be neat, so idk. I like the burn idea tho.

Bailu- she's a healer, so I think what she does get she can get rid of too. But maybe her dragon tail has unhealed bits from failed assassination attempts, or smth?

Blade- canonically has scars basically everywhere. literally got tortured for a really long time, had home planet destroyed as a child and likely didn't get out unscathed (we NEED to talk abt that more), was a forge worker (burns) and did fight on occasion as Yingxing, and then was on the run for about 1000 years or something, and canonically died even more during that time. also has a skillset that involves cutting his own hp. likely doesn't have to eat, but he's unhealthily skinny because of it anyway. chronic pain. somebody give this guy a hug please.

Bronya- she's a soldier, so callouses, blade scars, bullet scars, emergency first-aid scars, and probably desensitized to cold more than the average human bc belobog. really high disregard for pain that concerns seele on a regular basis.

Clara- her. her feet. are they ok. but also some scars from working with mechs and being in the cold, but svarog made sure nothing too major happened while she was in his care. before, though... likely got beat up for being a "pushover" (im crying plz).

dan heng-... chain scars. we NEED to talk about the fact he spent most of his life chained up in prison with guards and people who hated him (minus jing yuan). probably none of the guards would have stopped some of the more violent ones from getting physical- how else would he tear his clothes that much? probably wasn't fed enough or allowed to exercise much. and the chains- listen, i know we joke about the light cone a lot(honestly why was that specifically made into the light cone) but that was really how he lived for a long time. the desc even said he "writhed" and "gasped for breath". he definitely has huge scars from rubbing skin raw around his wrists, ankles, stomach, and maybe his neck? his arms are definitely majorly scarred over and stuff from this, and probably his ankles+legs too. also his eyesight is probably shit from the dark, unless Vidyadhara magic somehow helped that.

bonus: there is a fic on ao3 called "you're looking into their eyes (and find you're looking into your own)" by robyndoesntlikeyou that deals with dan heng having scars that i only found after drafting this post. plz rec any more fics you have on this...

Fu Xuan- i really don't know for her. probably small ones that wouldn't have scarred, but she saw them as unimportant and didn't treat them...

Gepard- similar to Bronya, but maybe not as many since he's a shielder, but more of the lack of cold sensitivity? he's on the front lines lots

Guinaifen- burn scars on forearm and hands. probably can't feel much on her hands too. idk her lore but she's a street performer, so probably not always enough money for food.

Herta- we basically know nothing about her! seriously, she's so mysterious, and her character stories are vague about her past. i can't think of anything, but maybe there were some more dangerous experiments?

Himeko- considering she rebuilt the Astral Express, there were probably dangerous components involved there somewhere... and her backstory still seems pretty mysterious

Hook- diggertron probs caused burns, and life in the underground is dangerous- plus, moles could apparently go to the fight club? which seems like an issue

Jing Yuan- he's a general- lots of war scars. and probs lighting burns because he summons that entire lightning lord/chronic pain.

Jingliu- she definitely has a lot- i'm pretty sure she's the oldest of the hcq, and also got mara-struck/ fought in wars and was on the run and exiled for a long while. canonically constantly in pain due to mara. also really, really needs a hug, except the only person she would probs let hug her is baiheng, who is dead! and also she isolated herself and tortured yingxing/blade. hcq enjoyers are in literally so much pain.

Kafka- would have a lot of callouses, but idk about where scars would be. she would probs cover them up to avoid drawing attention (as she is an assassin), but idrk where exactly. she seems really sneaky, and considering she has no fear there's no reason for her to hesitate in battle. maybe scars on arms from electricity or stray bullets?

Luka- canon that he has scars from wrestling and stuff.

luocha- again, he would probably just heal whatever scars he did get. i really don't know for him, sry ):.

lynx- most calloused hands ever and even more of a weird cold tolerance than others because she's an explorer. probably just doesn't have feeling in some places. and there are probs scars somewhere from when she ran into fragmentum beasts but she's also a healer so...

march 7th- from careless accidents, sure- dropping glasses and stuff, maybe from a few close fights. but her body was wiped like her memories, plus she's a shielder and archer, which is code for not in the thick of the fight and not taking much damage herself, although she has been careless a few times. also, bowstring burns.

natasha- again, she would heal it. but has chronic pain from lugging around that heavy gun and due to age- i think she's in 50s? she's a respected person, and raised seele in the orphanage, but i dont think there's an official age.

pela- cold resistance. maybe some scars from mechanical accidents? and also there were likely some attacks right after she was born since so many of her mother's coworkers were killed.

Qingque- she's clumsy, so accident scars- breaking glass, falling down too many stairs, etc.

sampo- cold res! and probably some close calls since he's such a rat and has enemies, so most scars are on his stomach.

seele- again, growing up in the underworld was tough, so fighting rings + orphanage scraps + street fights, plus some malnourishment since she often gave her food to smaller kids and ran all the errands. was always a fight-first person, but cares a lot and so would protect automatically. has scars all over- many knife ones, some bullet or burns, and electric ones from fixing up mechs.

serval- electric ones from when she was just starting to fight with the guitar. do i need to keep saying cold resistance for the Jarilo-vi ppl?

Silver Wolf- definitely got some, but can aether hacking erase them? either way i doubt she would actually care enough to try unless she was really bored. but also has terrible eyesight, even by punklorde standards. idrk where her scars would be, so spread out mby?

sushang- spent her entire life training and canonically is brawns over brains, so probs more than a few. also her sword is heavy so she probs had some accidents. mostly on her arms and stomach.

tingyun- probs some from people blowing up amicassador ships, since they want to interrupt peace talks and things- but she's fast and experienced.

topaz- had bad lungs, but had a surgery after getting promoted to fix them. some burns on her hands and her sense of smell is a bit screwed up, so numby is often her compass for that (i love numby SO MUCH)

trailblazer- massive scar from getting stabbed through. none from before game started, since apparently they're a puppet. i think they would heal faster, but messily because of that, so a bunch of smaller scars on their torso, face and forearms.

welt- lots and lots from soldier time, especially from debris and the honkai energy probably has some kind of physical drawback. hands are a bit screwed up too, and gets a lot of chronic pain.

yanqing- what the heck is his family history? will it become relevant later? kind of curious how that may affect these hcs, but hands are super calloused and while he often doesn't retain major injuries, he'll only care for them if jing yuan tells him to, so a bunch of smaller scars just from that. mostly on his arms and hands and neck (ppl probs try to stab there often...)

yukong- so many- was huge in the war, so lots of bullet scars and maybe even some that were previously mara-infected and made worse. hearing is shot, uses hearing aids in her fox ears. a bit irrelevant but she is totally awesome.

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WE NEED MORE MONSTERFUCKER WENCLAIR IN STREAMER ENID AU LORE— You mentioned that Glasses is a HUGE Wednesday Fan and is playing Yoko, that assumed, I feel like other fans and alike are also in the project and find out weird things about our favorite couple.

Some of them are just background actors and doing tiny gigs yet still catch a sight of the 9181827771 FOOT MONSTER suspiciously known as E. Addams and Miss Wednesday "I hate people" Addams herself being all sweet and shit. I just know that many people leaked stuff about them.

That being said, what would the cast interviews be like? Wednesday isn't that communicative and Enid is but how would she act next to her co-actors? Is she also the deep, dark, mysterious girl? Would Enid like Glasses? Would they remind Wenclair of their classmates? How would interview panels go? Since Enid is there, would she attend like all of them or just choose certain ones to go to?

Wednesday is probably seen as a legend. How do people feel seeing her with a newbie, no named, possibly monster being? How does her PR Team react to the monsterfucking allegations? Has E. Addams made any comment about the allegations? Has Wednesday responded? How about her fans like Endespair?

Someone on the set of the Untitled Movie Jenna recently acted on said that no one could take their eyes off her; When acting together, I'm sure Wenclair's chemistry is OFF THE CHARTS, is anyone mesmerized or impressed by their 'acting'?

Rumours about celebrities are always being spread— it wouldn't shock me if rumours about Wenclair DOING THE DEED ON SET ACTUALLY HAPPENED. I don't think they're that risky but if they were, I feel like they would be just like, "We were quiet though, and we never get caught!"

Fans can become crazy— what if they find Enid's old blog and find about Wenclair's sweet little relationship (of being besties and roomies) and history together? Will Wenclair be ever seen together outside of their job? Like paparazzi getting pictures of them doing normal stuff such as eating outside or buying groceries?

HOW DOD ALL OF THE CAST MEMBERS REACT WHEN THEY FIRST MET ENID? DID ANYTHING CHANGE AFTER A FEW MONTHS???? ARE WENCLAIR REALLU JUST GIVING US MONSTERFUCKER VIBES?????? WE NEED TO KNOWWWWW

Holy shit, U got no idea how excited I was to see such a long ask

Gimme a sec lemme use my braincells. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the peeps working on lunal curse are secret fans and admirers of Wednesday 💀

Not the random height for Enid, her og height was like 5'10 but rn it flipflopps bc the height diff is funny. There definitely is a lot of leaked photos, it's why despite Helios not being seen a lot for the trailers, people know that she's being played by E. Addams.

Idk abt cast interviews yet bc the show is still currently a wip, but there's a lot of new posts of people fangirling on being on set in some random forum somewhere.

Enid definitely likes glasses, she has that awkward flustered energy she could never see in yoko, it's pretty cute

Glasses is definitely passionate tho, so Enid respects the grind and she invited glasses for a breakfast someday.

For interviews, there's no way Wednesday is doing one without Enid. Before, she wouldn't even look at any official interview that wasn't just done on the spot and thus can't squeeze out off so producers just accept this newbie actor bc it means Wednesday Addams can be there.

I think interviews happen like... Midway through the show premiering or afterwards so people just really fawn over how excited Enid is for being there and the fact that Wednesday isn't that far apart from her. They're like clingy best friend goals! As some people say 😭

As for their chemistry, Helios and Viper gives a lot of unresolved sexual tension and it's low key suffocating on set when they're doing a scene

It turns off immediately when it's done however, bc Wenclair can't be far away for too long and they're just seen chatting and enjoying things together

Also E. Addams possibly being a monster can't even be considered. They see the teeth, the claws and the ears, it's hard to think she'd be anything but a werewolf

The PR team gave up and just goes with the cliche no response. Wednesday is known for making monster esque x normie shorts in her books, they can't say anything without potentially making the allegations worse.

Endespair's fans are definitely hyped asf at the rumor of Wednesday being a monsterfucker, theyre like 'one of us!' and some even say that endespair has a shot now.

Not Wenclair being said to do the deed on set.. Wednesday is shameless but she isn't going to expose Enid like that. They can be very intimate tho, like Wednesday has a hand under Enid's shirt or inside her pockets intimate. Not to mention the red marks that line Enid's arms or Wednesday's neck, the people on set learn to just be quiet

I FORGOT ENID HAD AN OLD BLOG.

I wouldn't be surprised if it got abandoned however :( their nevermore years was pretty stressful so Enid had other things to focus on. It definitely kick starts the theory that the forevermore series (aka the one based on Wenclair nevermore years) is just a retelling of Wednesday and E's school life.

Also yes, there definitely is a lot more pics of Enid and Wednesday hanging outside of work. If anything older pics of 'suitors' would resurface and make people realize that E had matching/similar scars, so they would go

'THEY KNEW EACH OTHER BEFORE THIS'

The cast meanwhile all have similar reactions to glasses. Enid came in rather late with Wednesday bc they both slept in, so the height diff kinda accentuated Enid's more monstrous features

They got more comfy as they continue filming but they definitely do side eyes when Enid yawns a lil bit too big and they catch sight of her fangs. It's also low key mesmerizing to see Enid's werewolf features appear during more intense scenes without need of effects

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No longer need to use anon hii ^_^ Okay, do you have specific heacanons about their species? Like how the work, if theres a culture behind it? They could share eachothers cultures.. And how different or similar is there relationship in Manburg vs Las Nevadas?

OMG HIII and yes i'm glad, i rlly appreciate yr qs :'[ tysm fr giving me the chance to yap abt these freaks its been YEARS. ok iwill start now

so first my hot take is cschlatt is a mixed king i think she's half sheep half goat. let me explain 🤚 do not interrupt me

well firstly, i just think it's kinda moe cuteness adorable and plays into his duality...i think her ma was a brown sheep, and his dad was a white goat and his hair ended up kinda swirled because of it. and up until revival brute forced white hair on her and made her confront stuff (and revival hair isn't dyeable to me), he'd dye it full brown regularly bcs his relationship w his dad was normal and healthy don't worry abt it don't worry stop asking questions. she's a clearly normal ram.

also uhhh. To support my claim, and this is meta knowledge, but i do think it's interesting tht even ccschlatt the guy will call his character a goat sometimes, does not disuade ppl who call him that in rp even though one of cschlatt's main character traits is the way he'll stand up for himself/hates being percived in a way he doesn't want, which means it mustn't be that srs to be called that in the first place, and also promotes rammie merch w goat emoji even though ram ones DO exists. 🤨 it's almost like he wants annoying microbloggers to dig into it too much. something to think about.

fr cq obvs he's a duckie primarily, some manner of patito but i also think he's part budgie and it fucked up his development in some way. idk, to me he has like. little claws he needs to file down which ducks do Not have, and he also just chirps which ducks do not do. his wings are yellow but if you fluff them up underneath you can see that it's a kinda dawny white, like they were SUPPOSED to grow more but just kinda stagnated, and that coloration is very common w budgies. not to mention those things are notoriously v small and weak and can die pretty easily so idk i'm sure that doesn't play into anything. mixed king who lost

for a culture thing i think uhhh. well i'm not sure if culture is the right word for what i'm going for but i'm not sure those things exist for me? i'm sure there's peoples, and i'm sure ancient avians have their own thing going on probably but most ppl are just some guy. like any guy who has an extra thing to upkeep. i do think cq cschlatt have some interesting seasoning to their hybridisms specifically however so:

ithink schlatt grew up in a v small town, w her and his family as the only Real hybrids which was also normal for him as a guy who takes being scrutinized and looked at differently very well. him niki n wilb were all besties, until wilb left to pursue his dreams of getting his dad to pay attention to him i mean getting his dad to pay attention to him i mean music. and then cniki and cschlatt had one of those weird toxic girl friendships breakups that fuck up their lives and leave them in resentment for years but they didn't know schlatt was a girl yet so it was extra weird for them. niki voice why are we having later to be thematically relevant tension you miserable asshole schlatt voice if you say anything else i'm gnna eat my own leg and you won't be able to stop me. so alas.

so he just didn't have that like...wider connection or interactions, and she ofc couldn't rely on her dad who probably ditched her and her sick ma when schlatts like. 13. so all the hybridism upkeep he knows, like upkeep and proper filing of his horns or polishing her hoovsies, come from his mama. horror sting. who dies not long after. wwell.

ithink cq also lacks a level of connection to wider bird hybrisisms bcs i don't think he ever had parents at all i think he just spawned. which is literally not uncommon in the mcyt world at all. but he had nobody to. teach him anything, so he just kinda lets his instincts guide him even tho tht doesn't work v well either.

ithink he was just a mildly feral street urchin type kid, yk stealing to eat that kinda thing and ended up being in and out juvie bcs of it at like. idk id say v young when he first got locked up, like 9 or smthng which is super insane but wht cn ydo.

(my other hc is tommy and cq know eachother frm juvie :] makes sense to me. cuz canonstyle ctommy is v fond of cq and cq of him before the smp even starts, and they make "jokes" abt peddling drugs together, right after cq talks abt being put on them in juvie, and is currently selling them to make money cuz he just got outta there. why do they both already know how to do this. guys who definitely made it insufferable in there)

and then on one of the times he gets away :] i think csam adopts him and loves him very much abt it even if cq more often than not pops in and out on account of the mc nature of the world. and cq definitely won't replay his kindness by accidently ruining his life. (REXHING AMD PUKGING.) but the guy is a creeper hybrid 👍 and not a bird. so he isn't really sure how to navigate that either and especially cuz cq is a shitty little shape shifter on top of it. smthing he is ALSO bad at and can't control v well or for v long w/o getting really fucked up from it. (guy who always loses) i never lose

scritches my head so yk general lack of upkeep type of guy. he doesn't know how to preen himself v well or v consistently, he doesn't get to his little claws fast enough so smtimes he just nips at them to stop from slashing someone's eye out by accident. but i do think he gets better at it eventually and nothing abt this fuckass evil server stops his progress either. guy who gets brutalized all the time to the point of severe scarring and nerve damage why am i on edge and hindered by scarring and nerve damage lolll 😅

anyways this got too edgy i'm cutting this off. the point is both these guys have probbles but what can you do in this bitch of a server. also the second question is so so good and swagiful and my response will be unspeakably long so i'm gnna resend that part to myself and answer it there ^_____^ 👍 on it's own post. yes thank you.

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uuuugh i keep procrastinating cuz i wanna make new refs n' arts n' all for us all but art slow so fuggit placeholder pinned abt the system better pinned with comm details, other accs, etc later :3 will reopen for commissions once arty verifies me! as a whole we're legally deaf and disabled! we can all draw but have diff styles/preferences :3 body is 30 (eugh i don't like admitting that) so am adult BUT we don't wanna be involved in nsfw art so pls respect that⭐ We can't get a formal diagnosis due to various real life issues, so we're not going to claim any particular diagnosis, but we can't exactly ignore the symptoms and stay masked forever. We're going to stay out of syscourse as much as possible, of course. 🌙 each alter has an assigned emoji so ppl can tell us apart easier if needed, use em as our tags too (when we remember) note- using they/them for any of us fine too!⭐

(doesn't include alters that rarely or never front) ⭐star emoji = Blue! she/her pls~ guess i'm the honorary host cuz i front most. uhhh... nothing rly too fancy i can say abt myself, i'm p affectionate and love y2k art and hanging out, i try to be as nice as i can >w< my art's usually sketchbooky, with thin lines and soft colors/shading!

💠this blue gem/flower emoji is Azure! she/her, she's kinda new to the system. looks n' acts a lot like me but uh... more childish i guess? very silly, very 'cringe culture is dead'. loves to rp, say silly things, n' cling to people. hyperfixates on Dot Hack (RIP) her art looks like mspaint x3 🌙 (Writing for myself since I'm available.) The name's Lune, hence moon emoji, and I use she/her pronouns as well. Formerly "Starry" but people kept confusing me with Blue due to her star symbolism. Used to be the designated mask, I'm glad I don't have to do that anymore... Sometimes I re-mask out of habit so if something sounds like me but wasn't marked as an alter, it probably is me. I have a flat tone and chronic paranoid anxiety so uh... Let me know if I come across as rude, I usually don't mean to. I enjoy doing research and organizing information, so I'm often the one to fact-check things or find guides and how-to's for the system. My art's very bold and colorful, and friends describe it as 'angular'. Clashes with my personality, huh? 🗝️key emoji = Sylverwynd! he uses he/him! he's super laid back and chill, i've never seen him upset or anything, but he's rly long-winded talks... kinda poet-y? he loves reading and talking abt lore and myths so he'll pop in if ur talking abt something he likes or if he has trivia 2 share! fave genres r horror n' fantasy he's still experimenting w/ style but likes drawing rly soft

❌cross emoji= Laceburner! it/its or they/them pronouns! tbh i'm not used to it/its pronouns but Lace wanted em; it's very uh... emotionally empty i guess? aroace, agender, can't socialize or empathize v well. it usually fronts when the rest of us are tired or in pain cuz it just ignores all that. likes 2000's scenemo aesthetics though which is surprising but ye idk how to describe its style, but it's trying to mimic emo art n' likes bright colored lines with dark bg/colors 🗡️the dagger is Kal! he/him pronouns, he gets angry and stressed abt things really easy but he gets too hostile abt it so he tries to not front too much; need to find him a way to de-stress n' chill out... when he's not mad at smth he's a good sympathetic listener imo, still swears and talks all rough tho hasn't drawn much yet but does rly harsh lines and fast/messy sketches when he does (and gets riled up by mistakes =w=;)

❤️heart is Weiss! genderfluid, goes by any pronouns, usually uses whatever they like at the time x3 has a hard time fronting but tries to. flirty, loves dumb jokes, overly confident... (we worry they'd get us in trouble sometimes cuz the shit they want to say) loves demon and monster-related stuff! still experimental style but uses bold colors and thick rough lines a lot, may get suggestive (forbidden from outright nsfw, don't ask >:c) btw ur always welcome to direct asks @ someone specific >w< we just might take a while to respond

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ok. ok. i have only seen DB/DBZ/DBS and have not reached GT yet (working on it ......) so mmy understanding of adult goten is from the perspective of somebody who has watched broly second coming on loop and replays the first episode of super like a healthy individual & has seen like 3 screencaps of gt goten. also that one goten side mission from Kakarot for the Play Station Five(5). anywayz. about the threeway you propose in your post. now assuming we live in a beautiful world where akira toriyama is introduced to the concept of polyamory and 1) thinks its banging and 2) accepts homosexuality into his heart of hearts (aka we are no longer operating by feasible canon standards) i do think it is PLAUSIBLE. ebcause. here is da thing. in PREMISE 7 you state Trunks is competition BUT (and again.......maybe GT would contradict this....all i know is my beautiful world where trunks pisses on broly) i think he only views trunks in competition for like...normie things. in Kakarot there's this exchange between the two of them, where Trunks (speaking for the both of them) says smth like, "we're not RIVALS that's LAME. We like competing but we're FRIENDS." (<- he then goes on to dunk on his father because "you're friends with goten's dad, right?? you're not RIVALS are you? that's TOTALLY uncool... you lamer.") and while i acknowledge this is New Canon (DBS-era where trunks's "13yr old on xbox live saying slurs" personality got nerfed a tiny bit) i think it says a lot about how they view competition/rivalry between them. It's like, all fun and games and a drive to be better but it's nothing they're losing sleep over unlike whatever da faq vegeta has going on with goku. this is all to say i don't think goten sees trunks as romantic competition. if anything he probably trusts trunks wouldnt like cheat on his girlfriend or whatever. now idk if goten would have hangups abt a 3-way being bizarre to him or smth but knowing how cra-zay and adventurous that little man is i assume it's something he would TRY at least, like, posing it as a joke like "haha could u imagine..." but its obvious he's like, trying to present it as a valid concept to trunks. the unspoken conclusion of "it could be kinda epic doe" is loud and clear 2 trunks. i think the better question is would palace be cool with this. would she do this. it's trunks briefs of capsule corp so like, if you were a worser person you could be like, hell yeah im fuckin that man if my bf gives me the green light i want tobe able to say that i know mr. trunks briefs biblically. but at the same time thats like, mean. i dont know much abt her but she seems like a sweet gal i think she wouldnt do something just for #bragging rights u kno....but u would know more on that methinks.

by the way you should watch the solar entertainment dub of broly 2 & 3 if you haven't they are life changing.

FASCINATING AND POWERFUL ARGUMENT.

I Didnt Fucking Know That TRunks Said That Shit & I Went and Found it on DA YOUTUBE!!! Timestamped video below but below that I will also attach screenshots of the whole scene but TBH I WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO AND IT'S PROFOUNDLY ADORABLE & PERFECT

Trunks said that he wanted to be friendas eith Goten for FOREVER .. He didnt stop at merely commenting on the present, but he had the confidence to project his feelings into the future: He's friends with Goten, he wants to continue being friends with Goten, and he wants it to be for forever.

I mean piece and signerture done right there. Signed sealed & delivered. Closed case. I'm willing to accept this as a total refutation for Premise 7 and what i was getting at in that post in general. Trunks looks at Goten with genuine appreciation when he said that they were friends

Ohhhgm my god and this video is so adorable .. I've said this before but as much as i love madness I also LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE So Much how on dragon ball everyone is depicted as truly happy healthy open free and LOVING EACH OTHER. Trunks and Goten just wanted to spend time with their fathers whom they love so much. They both assumed that their fathers loved each other as much as goten and trunks themselves love each other. They thought that the world was just that beautiful and lively. Also Gotenks in this video is 101% perfect and he is exactly swag and epic as i hoped he would be and it's really remarkable stuff. Great video. Great footage. Great writing

It is true that this is, as you put it: "New Canon (DBS-era where trunks's '13yr old on xbox live saying slurs' personality got nerfed a tiny bit)." But I dont honestly trhink that that's THAT relevant becasue what we mostly saw of Goten & Trunks in DBZ was friendly fun anyway, just with a bit of teeth, and then in DBGT Trunks is totallllyyyy chilled tf OUT and we don't see any acidity from him ever I think. So the fact that he's not saying slurs in DBS is I think okay. (I am actually greatly intrigued by his personality in DBS becasue I believe that it offers a great transition into the eventual DBGT and becasue it offers A LOT of insight on his Nature and his Nurture. Now is not the time.)

OK back to the aspect of the post that is about the throuple with Palace. This here ask offers the perspective that if Trunks sort of entered the relationship, then Goten wouldn't take it as striaght up competeition, but instead it would be sort of like "Ok well you know what You're a good man. I trust you'll treat her well." And in fact perhaps Goten & Trunks AREN'T Sick to Bastard Death ofn each other by now and ARE in fcat FRIENDS FOREVER like Trunks wishes for in this Kakarot for the ps5 footage.

This ask also offers the third propositon that Goten & Trunks may consider the prospect of a threeway involving them and one nice woman to be "kinda epic." No comments on that one

Palace definitely is not a bragging-rights kind of person so her motivations would literally be becasue she loves love and she loves Goten and she loves that he has a best friend and that they love each other and maybe she thinks that trunks is cute becasue hes so polite around her. Or maybe she thinks he looks sad and she wants to do something about it. But she has also been shown to enjoy badboys against her better judgement. Just remembered that. Wonder if we could work that in somehow

I don't member what movies I've seen or haven't seen but I'll keep that in mind chief. It's a beauotufl world ...

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♥!Boss Bakugo x FemReader!♥

-- 𝔽ᒪ𝓤𝔽𝔽/ 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓈𝓉 👊 / ꋊꄲ ꇙM꒤꓄ 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 :0 --

You've worked For Bakugo for about 7 months now becoming somewhat close with him, but he defiantly doesn't hold back on the yelling nor does he give you special treatment but....its Bakugo lol. But what happens when a certain green haired boy comes along. Ohhh nooo who could that be Muhshaahha. You are also Quirkless Oh yes and when I put >(*) Those little star things its just Y/n Talking to herself :) lmao

♥ *part one*♥

(Your pov)

*Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring*

"Oh god, shut up!" I yell at my phone that doesn't seem to stop ringing. It's my one day off who the hell is calling me. I grab my phone seeing the caller id

-𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳🤬💥-

"ahh shit," I answer the phone "GODDAMN IT Y/N!" I pull the phone away from my ear knowing I'm probably gonna be def tomorrow "I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR THE PAST FUCKING HOUR!" He said heaving breathing on the other side of the phone. ((Oh right for got to mention your his assistant, Gooooddd luckkk babes!!)) "Sorry sir, I was sleeping. I ju-" before I could get anything else out he cut me off "You what?" he said in a unsettling calm voice "I just woke up?" I said confused "My office now!" He said with a stern voice. "Oh uh sir, It's my day off." I said laughing not noticing he had hung up

*That bastard, I'm gonna kill him*

As I was walking into Bakugo's building, I bumped into a tall, buff ass man goddaayuumm. I looked up and I had never seen him before and yet he looked so familiar. God he was Hot as shit, *NO! y/n get your shit together, no time for gocking if I don't get to Bakugo in 5 Minutes I'm as good as dead*

"Sorry." I said grabbing my papers and I was about to get off the floor when I was floating, what the actual fuck? "A cute girl doesn't belong on the floor." he said smiling with the most adorable smile ever! omg my heart I think it might explode. what a lovely death that would me I say taking a step back but regaining my footing *No! Y/n snap out of it! You need to get to Bakugo's office!*

"Ah Thank you for your help uhhm?" I questioned hoping he would answer. but why dose he look so- OH GOD! ITS DEKU. I freeze in shock "Midoriya, you?" I was just standing there like an idiot *Come on Y/n! All you gotta do is say your name.* "De- DEKU!" I scream making everyone look at me *YOU DUMB WHORE!* shit... "I-I mean um, I'm L/n! sorry I just um." I don't know what to say... He laughed "It's okay L/n don't worry abt it, I-" He was about to say something but i saw my coffee all over his I'm guessing very expensive shirt. "OH MY GODS! I'm so sorry, I spilt my Coffee on your shirt! I don't really have money to give you. ummm Here," I said reaching into my pocket. "Thats my card, If you need anything call okay? I'll be there I promise! I gotta go or i might get my head blown off. It was really nice to meet you Deku!" I said running to the stairs.

(Deku's Pov)

Wow she was cute, I wondered If she had a Boyfriend. She gave me her card for what? In all honesty I didn't know what for, its just coffee, yea it might stain but i can just get a different shirt. It's not the end of the world. She made me smile on how clumsy she was, I might just call her.

(Y/n Pov)

I knock on Bakugo's doors hearing him groan knowing that was his was of telling me to come in *SHIT I'm dead* I walk in seeing his back turned to me, "You asked to see me?" I asked walking to his desk. "Where were you?" he said in a calm voice which surprised me. "Oh, today was my off day sir. I thought that meant it was yours too." I said sitting in the chair Infront of his desk. He turned around "You have no off days Y/n" he said eyeing me up and down, I didn't really dress to work today. In all honesty I thought we would just ask me to get him lunch. And yes he calls me by my first name, idk why It doesn't bother me. He's never called me L/n since I started working here.

"You look horrible." he said standing up walking over to me. "Excuse me? You know I could've just not came in. And good luck with firing me, cuz you know damn well no one besides me could handle your explosive attitude Katsuki!" I said standing up and about to walk out but he was already Infront of me. He looked angry "Sit." He said with firy eyes. *Shit y/n what were you thinking, you need this job. You can't just quit like that.

He's defiantly gonna fire you now you DUMB BITCH* I was waiting for him to say not to come back but he didn't say anything. Not gonna lie I was scared, he's never been this quite. "Bakugo, I'm sorry I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed." I said sitting back down in my seat. "Deku, huh?" he said eyeing down on me. "Um what?" I said confused. "Oh you mean earlier? I bumped into him on my way up here and spilt my coffee all over him, So I offered to help him with something in return." I said smiling and grabbing the status report out of all the papers I had on my lap. "Also here," I said handing it to him "I finished it early, Although you're not gonna like it." I said standing up again.

"Didn't I tell you to sit," he said placing the paper on his desk, and making me sit back down by placing both of his hands on either side of the chair. his face was so close I could feel his breath on my nose. his eyes... why is he looking at me like that. My cheeks turn red and my shoulder tense up. "Bakugo w-what are you d-doing?" I said with wide eyes, He didn't say anything he just stared at me. he leaned to my left ear "You won't talk to that damn fucking nerd ever again you hear me?" he said breathing hard *Oh My GoD Katsuki if you don't back up right now I'm gonna... Please back up!!!* "Okay." is all I said why wasn't he backing up? I said okay! then I felt a slight pressure on my shoulder and I heard some mumbling. "Bakugo, I can't hear you you're gonna have to move you head" I said as he shook his head.

He moved his head off my shoulder, "It wasn't important, he said backing off me and back over to his chair. I can't help but to think that he was lying. "You can go home." he said going back to work on his computer. I wanted to say something but, I think it's best if I didn't. I walk out with out but before I close the door I look back to say something but his eyes are already on mine. His eyes widen, "There's no need to be jealous Bakugo, you know yours." I say smiling His cheeks turn the slightest color of pink *cute* I walk out of his office and turn to go to my desk *Welp I'm already here might as well get some work done.*

<<Later that day, everyone has gone home except you and Bakugo, that's usually how it is anyways>>

"I thought I told you to go home." A deep voice said, I knew who it was "And I am," I said grabbing my jacket. "I had a lot of emails to look at and since I was already here I just decided to stay." I said smiling and walking over to him. "You don't drive correct?" he said looking at me "Nope, I sure don't" I laugh walking past him. He grabbed my arm I turned around and he was looking away to him the fact that he was blushing but I could tell *He's too cute! Ugh if only he liked me I'd make this man wish he could kiss me all day HAHAHAH* "It's late, let me give you a ride home Y/n," he said letting go of my wrist

*Why is he acting like this, he's never once asked to take me home. well except that one time I fell down the stairs... yea were not gonna talk abt it.* "Um it's okay! the bus runs late on Friday's. I'll be fine." I said smiling. "I wasn't asking." *UGH Bakugo and his demands... not going to lie its sexy as hell but it also mean I cant say no.*

The ride home was quite, he asked me a few questions abt Deku but that was all. When we got to my apartment, he got out and walked me up to my door. "Goodnight Y/n, I'll see you tomorrow." he said looking down at me with those sexy red eyes. "Goodnight Bakugo." I said about to walk into my house when he grabbed the door nob I turned around *AHHH he's way TOOOO CLOSE MY POOR HEART, IS he trying to kill me?* I turned my head to the left and tried to get ahold of my heart.

"Please don't call me that anymore, just call me Katsuki like you did earlier." he said as he leaned down I turned my head back forward and all of a sudden I felt a warmth on my lips, his lips were on mine?!?!?! His eyes widened and so did mine. He backed up and cover his mouth "I- I didn't mean to-" he was talking but I cut him off "No, N-no, it was my F-fault I shouldn't have-" I cut myself off and covered my mouth. "I- Um, Goodnight Bak- Uh I mean Ka-Katsuki!" I said as I turned around and ran inside my apartment.

*Oh god* I slid down my door and onto the floor. *I JUST KISSED KATSUKI BAKUGO!! I THINK IM GONNA PASS THE FUCK OUT.* my heart was racing and I couldn't catch my breath. What have I done?

algf;iuapfiuabg[uabgd OMG haha you guys kissed what a Silly SILLY Y/N ahahahhaha I'll probably post the second part sometime this weekend. Tell me what you think abt it!!!

I am Jumping with joy!!! this was the post i thought i lost forever lmaoooo it was in my dafts im so mf-ing happy haufgpiafpa

[minquiec]

My 5k word essay on why I like bringing pain and suffering to the two idiots I love dearly (A thesis)

[alternative title being: me ranting abt jipunk for 2 hours straight im kiddingg]

So like

At this point I'm pretty sure most people can tell I enjoy pulling angst out of nowhere for absolutely NO reason necessary other than pain heeheehaahaa well it ain't gonna stop 😁 CAUSE TRUST THAT I will make sure every au I ever make of these two end in numbingly tragic angst one way or the other 🦅 jkjk they won't all be that bad it'll just have varying degrees of sadness

Anyways

I actually do have a reason for never giving them a happy (canonical or implied) happy ending ☝️ the thing abt me is every detail or like choice I make in character design/relationship/etc is that it's always intentional (most of the time) like there's always some kind of corny reason behind it bc I'm jwndkwjd insane and just think too hard abt two characters that don't even exist.

So like so like

I am an absolute loser for tropes like 'in another life' or 'in every life' or just anything among those lines. Like genuinely it does smth irreparable to my brain it's not even funny.

And basically the thought process for jipunk was like they're LITERALLY from different universes which quite literally means they can't end up together bc it's just not possible. But tbh the whole multiverse logic and how it works is up to interpretation cause y'know it's just a movie but personally I see it as smth pretty impossible for lore sake and stuff HAHSHA

So because the 'original' jipunk (atsv versions) can't end up together, I decided to go and think

"HMM."

"WHAT IF THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF 'ill find you in every universe" BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM END IN THE SAME WAY (never ending up tgt)"

Cause for the different au's each of them is technically a different reincarnate in different worlds with different lives.

And like going back to when I said varying levels of sadness: what I meant was in some aus they'll be literally universes apart (which in itself is already sad asf) but in other aus they could live in the same world but their lives are like perpendicular lines because they'll meet and then never cross paths again (BECAUSE this is what their fate is supposed to be if we base it off their atsv counter parts: they were never meant to be bc they're from different universes)

BUT DONT KILL ME YET BC

technically

teccchnicaalllllyyy

In the long run they do have a happy ending

(longass run bru)

So there isn't a proper timeline for which universes 'happen first' bc that just doesn't make sense but

The modern au where it has the convenience store

Is their happy ending

Endgame au fr

Cause if you think abt it right (this is a headcanon), hb isn't the type of person to fall in love based on looks.

Yet in the modern au he ends up crushing on a silly little employee of the convenience store he goes to.

And like it's just this pull he can't understand for the life of him??? Cause it feels so shallow to him to like someone bc he thinks their pretty

Little does he know

So after they get tgt in the modern au, I'm thinking of this one moment where he kind of figures it out/sort of/not really but he is just like

"idk what it is but it feels like I've spent lifetimes with you"

BECAUSE YOU HAAAAAAVE@)$()2(# AAAAAAUEGEGHHEGEG JM SOBBING

HE SAYS IT BC HE REALIZES HIS SOUL IS JUST SO COMFORTABLE WITH HER PRESENCE ALMOST LIKE ITS GOTTEN USED TO IT SINCE A LONG LONG TIME AGO

And I realized just now but omfg the comic I made where he drunk confess and goes 'I liked you first'

HES LITERALLY BEEN LIKING HER FIRST IN THEIR FIRST LIFE (ATSV) IM GOING TO FUCKIGNNEF THROIWN UP

Soulmates idc idc IDCCCC

Took the quote I love you in every lifetime and RAAAAANNNN WITH IT

I enjoy tragic love stories tm

This isn't delusion anymore this is derangement

They r so dear to me

They are my kdramas, they are my bridgerton, they are my therapy this is how I cope.

[seastoried]

may we know the 1-sided drama story 👀

hiiii sorry totally forgot abt this but a friend reminded me of the whole ordeal today! so!

i've had pretty much the same close friends for most of my life, and we all went into hs together. during orientation everyone was put into random groups, and a couple of my friends were in a group with these two girls, we'll call them jes and dan. they sorta just....started doing lunch with us, which was fine by me. i wasn't ever all that close with them but a couple of my friends were closer with them and i didn't mind them or anything.

notable, my whole close group is essentially family friends at this point, and it's important to know that jes and dan never really ingratiated themselves in the group that way, and i can count on one hand the number of times i (or most of my friends tbh) hung out with them outside of school. now jes and dan and one of my friends (lets call them an) were also good friends with this whole other group of girls who i truly never interacted with. i had class with one of them freshman year and bar that i hardly knew them. but an was very close with them and they were nice enough and sometime around the start of senior year they started sitting w us at lunch? by then i and most of my close group were spending lunch in the library or in classrooms working or writing college essays and whatnot, so i hardly even saw them. and again, i was....ambivalent about them. wouldn't Choose to spend time with them but it's not like i hated or loved them. i was like. mildly miffed that they'd just invited themselves to our small lunch group (bc there were SOO many of them my god) but since i hardly did lunch with them it truly did not matter.

anyways fast forward a year and we're graduating and i'm cleaning my instagram, trying to unfollow people who i just dgaf about before summer and college. that whole gaggle of girls + jes and dan fall into that list bc like. we had not had a single meaningful convo ever i knew nothing about them and at this point truly did not care to.....should have been a nonissue right? like. who even keeps track of instagram follows. summer happens, year one of college happens and then i'm back home for summer again, and catching up with a friend called nina. an is still in touch with most of that group, though they had a bit of a falling out with dan and jes over political stuff. she tells nina who tells me that the summer after college, one of the gaggle (slightly mean but i need to refer to the collective in a distinctive way) had found out, at her birthday part (idk how still lol) that i didn't follow her anymore, and apparently this had hurt here deeply. i cannot express how little we knew each other. like Nothing. she was hardly an acquaintance. anyways, this prompts the other girls to check, and bar an, they all realise i've unfollowed. APPARENTLY this was some MASSIVE deal and i was soooo mean for doing this and how could i (again. i don't know u !!!! i tried having a convo w jes in the last week of the year in the 10 min break between exams and we talked about TEH WEATHER) and as an tells it, they all sat in a circle and pressed unfollow on my profile at the same time like something out of a shitty teen netflix show. brought me to tears laughing bc had she not told me i wouldn't have even realised and like. i hadn't thought about them for ages and yet i was on their minds enough to piss them off.....also the imagery of everyone in a cirlce going 3..2...1 and then hitting unfollow.....soooo deeply silly 2 me. anyways that's the story!!!

[lovewithoutresin]

Here’s my take, if you don’t mind my sharing it. It’s not that I’m looking to strip TGW of its original meaning. It’s that when it came out, I was like, “okay. Another song where Taylor is entirely at fault.” That’s not to say it’s a bad song, but that the theme is everywhere - Afterglow, peace, TGW, even Anti-Hero if you think about it all depicted Joe as this perfect figure who had to put up with Taylor’s many problems. It bothered me then and it bothers me now. That’s not to say TGW isn’t telling the truth, but that I wonder if there’s more to the story. A war takes two people. And I do think “maybe it was her” is probably the only time in her discography pre-YLM that she’s ever been like “maybe you did something too” about Joe. The rest of the song is about how he wanted her to trust him, how he was broken and blue, looking at her with honor and truth, and how she nearly lost him because of her poison.

Idk, maybe it’s just because I was never particularly interested in Joe so I found it to be missing some part of the story from the beginning. And we won’t know anything for sure until TTPD. But I don’t think questioning its larger narrative, narrated by someone very much unreliable due to her bias against herself and toward him, especially after Joever, is necessarily rewriting it or an attempt to ruin it.

No this is fair. And I do get how it would be a bit difficult to swallow that Joe was never really considered the villain in any of these songs. Obviously it takes two for a relationship to have friction and she obviously rewrote things in her head to blame herself a lot.

I think my thing is that like. A lot of Taylor's writing abt that relationship has been about her struggle with paranoia. And for a LOT of people (I don't know if you posted abt TGW or anything recently but if so I promise my post wasn't an indirect just ftr) it seems like Joever negates this character trait of hers in some way, because oh! She was right! Something was wrong!

And maybe that is the case, and we won't know more until TTPD, but like... as someone w BPD (here's where the personal bias kicks in), Taylor's openness about her paranoia and flight risk tendencies has been one of the things I've connected to the most over the years. So I guess it's a bit off putting to see some of the suggestions that this is suddenly not something that's genuinely a flaw of hers that she grapples with, and that it was just her lying to herself all along, because it's sort of like... first off painting paranoia/jealousy issues that she portrayed herself as working on getting over as something to demonize, ig? That's a specific tone I've only seen in a couple of posts/other people's asks though, not a broad thing. But then it also feels like it negates the idea that she may have been honest about dealing with this in herself, and it feels like people are just too eager to jump on that train.

I do like what Jaime said sometime in the last 24 hours abt it being something she genuinely dealt with that was then weaponized against her, though. And I think it's possible a more nuanced take is in order where she does deal with this, but it was made to feel like this horrible aspect of her instead of a problem they could face together, or he used it against her to paint her as overreacting when she DID see problems for what they were, or... any number of things, honestly. We can't know for sure yet! I'm just not so quick to jump on the train that she's never been afraid and wrong before, which is the tone I do see a lot of.

[aura-acolyte]

Are u okay, Mare? Abt the death thing? You don't seem happy. If its any condolence I genuinely thought u hated her. U had 2 hear the shadow pokemon screaming and hear her gloat abt it. idk how u could like somebody after tht

It's... really complicated.

I do hate her. Like, genuinely I despise her. I've listened to the screams of Shadow Pokemon and her gloating about it. I've seen those vidoes of the Shadowification process. For all intents and purposes we're diametrically opposed. There is no universe in which I can like her and also still be me.

And yet... I can't bring myself to be happy about her death. I can't celebrate like Marny or even feel ambivelant like Byrd. I can't even ignore it and move on with my life like Caleb.

The thing is, I knew Vic. And not in the same way that Ray and Honey knew her. They knew her before she revealed herself as Snagem leader. To them, that was a betrayal. But for me, that was just another bad guy that had to be beat up. I didn't get to know her until after she commited the atrocities.

The first time I had a real (online) conversation with her where she wasn't possessed by an evil Celebi I approached it like I would a normal conversation and it worked. As it turns out when you aren't throwing insults at her it's possible to actually talk to her like a regular human being. And obviously she wasn't pouring her heart out to me or anything but we traded banter and jokes.

You know, she's technically the reason I'm going to therapy. And I don't mean in a "she gave me trauma" kind of way, though she certainly did that, I mean that she said things that genuinely made me question my whole "I've gotta save people to be worth a damn" thing.

So yes, I hate Victoria Gonzap. I despise her with every fiber of my being. And we certainly weren't friends. But at the same time this was a person who I had spoken too. Heck, I'd even say I enjoyed some of the conversations we had. Does that make me a horrible person? I dunno. It's complex. Things are complex. And it's really hard to explain. But I guess that's just life, huh.

[il3x]

mucka blucka (intro into cacophony) by Chonny Jash is a huge Shallan song (unfortunately it works even better when you know chonny jash lore which i doubt you know)

OUGHBH GOD YEAG. even from the album cover I can see it's gonna be good. alas I do not know the lore but I'll do my best!

huh this kinda fits with how much she controls and conditions her own mental state...

she do be a bard (Lightweaver)

yeah! this lyric is also a kenzie lyric btw :)

and now i. am having Emotions about shallan using jokes and stories and art as emotional first-aid for her brothers. shallan the emotional field medic, putting pressure on the wound even as the bullets rain down. she's a bit like kaladin with bridge 4. trying her damnedest to help those around her even in an actively traumatising situation.

LMAO, OKAY, THERE'S LOW HANGING FRUIT HERE...

...but I'm really more invested in this bit, which I think also fits her past. Trying to help her brothers but knowing that the abuse just keeps recurring.

GOD, FUCK, YEAH. yeah. YEAH. that's her past. we've seen the effects of Lin's abuse of her brothers, now we're seeing the trauma he inflicted on her by forcing her to put up the perfect-daughter facade in front of guests - the me that's shown to everyone else. "Gets paraded" also hits; I think Shallan's past was a lot more dehumanising than many people realise, that she was treated in large part as an ornament to use. And "stuck underground" fits with how she's restricted physically to the house, restricted socially to her family and immediate guests, restricted emotionally and unable to express herself except in fear behind closed doors, restricted intellectually with her neglected education.

fits on vibes alone! the contradiction of shallan davar. I'm sure there's way more to say about this too. To me, it's Shallan in Kharbranth - pride in what education she did manage to scrape, and joy in her newfound freedom, clashing with her hidden mission to steal Jasnah's Soulcaster, her shame at realising how insufficient her education was, and the echoes of her father (and mother, though I won't elaborate because spoilers for the asker)'s treatment on her self-esteem. Also, she's seeing Pattern here, and thinks she's going mad. Fun times!

The "I/We" pronoun shift is also interesting. Someone who knows more about DID could probably say more about it than me, but from what I understand DID develops to deal with trauma, and some alters take on more(?) of that trauma - so maybe this shows the Three system as a whole taking on the burden, while Shallan gets a breather to act as a more carefree scholar? But then again, I'm pretty sure she wasn't plural yet at this point, so idk if it would work that way.

AND SPEAKING OF THE THREE AS A SYSTEM!! I don't think this necessarily maps directly onto the Three, but it's kind of the same idea, right? Different parts of oneself to take on traumas/'tolls'.

And this is exactly what Shallan consciously wants, thinks she needs, but must move away from as a Lightweaver. She must admit truths about 'the man behind the lines', whom she hides with jokes and art, to progress in her Oaths and character arc.

This whole part feels like her trying to turn Pattern away at the start of their bond. Which I don't recall whether she did, but feels like something she would do.

[cough] LIGHTWEAVER!!!!!!

This bit reminds me of how Hoid tried to help out younger Shallan, iirc, encouraged her, but she still had to go back to her home and experience further trauma.

h.ough. yeag. don't really have anything to say abt this. i think this fits something (someone?) that happens in RoW, but spoilers.

[deep breaths]. holy shit. that was. a Lot. um. yeah really good song about trauma and identity and fracturing of the self and art as a means for concealing, expressing, and shaping one's identity! incredibly shallan. and incredibly Three.

[pop-punklouis]

I was supposed to go to the eras tour in Vienna which were cancelled due to te**orist attack plans which is so scary and disappointing. Do you think it's ridiculous or greedy for us Vienna fans to be a bit upset and confused about Taylor's and Taylornation's decision to just ignore what happened and not comment anything about it. Idk just feels very weird and dismissive to just continue on to post about London merch especially when she has commented on other postponements and the attack in England. I just can't think of any other artist that wouldn't acknowledge the effort fans have put in to being there for the artist and it getting cancelled especially for such a scary reason and the threats being directly towards big crowds of fans.

This just leaves a bad taste in my mouth and also makes me feel bad about the whole swiftie fandom who a lot of them don't even try to understand why some of us might have some criticism towars taylor's team and their communication decisions and how many of us are alredy feeling horrible after waiting for a year to see her and it ending up this way. And maybe there is a good safety reason for why she can't post anything but it just seems weird and it doesn't make Vienna fans feel any better to hear other fans who could make it to a show make us feel shitty abt how we feel. With swifties I also often feel that they blindly defend her/her team and don't even try to see things from a different perspective.

hi babe.

i apologize for not answering this the other day when you sent it, but it’s absolutely not ridiculous to be upset about your tour date being cancelled. tickets to a show, especially a show like this, is something that so many people look forward to. it means a lot to them, and honestly the only thing that’s ridiculous are the fans who are making others feel bad for being upset over the cancelled dates.

regardless of the situation, cancelled tour dates can hurt lol it just. does. and anyone who enjoys live music can attest to that. and yes it’s a scary situation. it was all done for the safety for the fans and taylor, herself. but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t still hurt. so please don’t let anyone make you feel like garbage for being sad about this.

re: why hasn’t taylor said anything— honestly, i don’t know. i watched a video last week where someone outlined many of the reasons why she hasn’t spoken out yet that made sense to me at the time. And we will never know the bts of this situation and what is legal to say publicly about it etc., BUT i do think it being as long as it has now without any word from taylor is a bit disapppointing especially for those fans in vienna, like yourself. no, she doesn’t have to say anything. it isn’t obligated of her. but, it would be nice if she threw out even a small statement to her fans in vienna. complete silence about it all is so ??? i was honestly under the impression bc of how detrimental the threat was in vienna, that the rest of the tour might not go on (or be put on pause) due to safety concerns but… it still is so her not saying anything at all is even stranger imo.

my heart goes out to the fans who weren’t allowed to have their show. i cant imagine waiting over a year for a concert and then it doesn’t happen due to very dangerous situations.

i hope she does say something soon. anything (just an apology or sending love to vienna etc. if she can’t talk directly about it) because the longer it goes on like it never happened, the more upsetting it is for the fans.

[themyscirah]

i wanna hear ur takes on SIMON for the ask game! :D

S I M O N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍🫶💘😍🫶💘😍🫶

Love love love simon okay let's do this

First impression:

Probably pretty similar to Jess, in that I thought he was cool. Green Lanterns was one of the first few comics I read so I didn't hold any like prior ideas abt Lanterns or anything. OH I remember I loved him getting the toy for his nephew though and having that during the Rage Planet arc. I remember thinking that was so sweet

Impression now:

Duuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just really love Simon Baz. I feel like a lot of time I almost start to lack the words to talk about the depth of his story and how incredible and powerful I find it. Like he's a character I love and try to talk about as much as possible but also feel like I need to be careful when talking about his character on a deeper level due to how important I find his origin and story. I love Simon so much but in my posts about him and the conversation I lead surrounding him I feel like I teeter between finding the balance of "we should talk about him more" (easier to do) and "we should talk about him better" (requiring more thought and effort). It's like I love his character SO much. Like an insane amount. But I also struggle because I want to make sure I'm doing him justice.

Favorite moment:

This is like asking me to pick my favorite hundred dollar bill from a stack of hundred dollar bills. Like there are actually SO many I could never choose just one.

For time's sake because I have things to do, Simon shooting Sinestro is actually amazing. It doesn't rank in my top 100 character moments by any means but it's very memorable and very funny so I'll put it here as an easy non-answer for this question

Idea for a story:

This section also has the potential to explode length-wise. Focusing on character arc stuff and not just like. Simonjess lol I'd say a work focusing on the relationship he has between anger and fear. This to me is complicated because it would play a lot into the fear seen in JLA (2013) #8 and #9 in his fear prison there. But I also have like really complicated feelings about this comic???? Like it's very much one I want to hear what people think about it because it's the first comic that like explores Simon that wasn't written by Johns??? And I just have mixed feelings abt it like I think it can be read generously vs. uh not so generously. Idk if I start going into these issues this post is going to take FOR EVER but simply have a vague idea of how his fear is presented here (to the point where he is literally unresponsive and immobilized because of it) and how in many of his appearances after this we see him explicitly doing the opposite of what he fears himself doing here. This is super vague and confusing but I feel like as need to take the time and post the panels and start a whole conversation about it before I can just reference it like that (bc of said complicated feelings)

Unpopular opinion:

Are there popular Simon opinions??? Like actually???? I mean other than that he should get with Jess and I agree with that one.

I suppose there's the take I've seen that Simon can get kind of watered down into Jess's sidekick or whatever, especially in Green Lanterns or in fan spaces, but at this point I don't have a ton to say about that yet because I haven't started my Green Lanterns reread (where I would go in this time actually knowing his character) so yeah.

Favorite relationship:

Do I even need to say it here??? Anyways Jess 10000000% Jess.

For Simon friendships I don't currently have any really strong feelings the way I do with Jess and her relationships. I mean, B'dg of course, and Guy, and Kyle, and just like the other lanterns I'd like to see him interact with. I haven't really thought about this all too much with him (yet). All I know is that he is the KING of bad impressions so I honestly know more about the people he doesn't like and their relationships

Fave headcanon:

These headcanon questions are killing me omg

Uhhhhh... I think he has seen every Fast and the Furious movie (likely with Nazir)

There's probably a giant hot wheels collection in his parents' attic from when he was younger

That's the best I got atm