#i may actually die

[willysnylander]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON’T WANNA LOSE TO P*TRICK K*NE.

[maxinemartinsdrill]

how tf did I not realise mackerel was no longer sustainably supplies to the UK...

j will now pine away like that pregnant woman with the lettuce in Rapunzel and I'll have to fucking sell my sister to some mackerel witch or some shit I actually can't do this....

[sharks3ye]

Oughaagahghaagga ramen so yummy hehehsgaaauyahgaa

[cup-o-stars]

Originally I was gonna draw her in my favorite outfits she's worn, but with barely any digging I realized she consistently has the best looks- as well as the most- and it will take way too long to pick through them. So I just drew her.

[psychicsamlover]

Everytime I look at Telemachus I feel so much joy in my heart.

Like... He just fought a bunch of men who had been threatening him and his mother for years (and he didn't die! although he was very close to it). He didn't really want to hurt them (but he also chose a weapon that would allow him to fight groups of them at the same time), but he did it anyway because he had to.

He finally met his dad and cared more about not living up to his expectations than about the fact that he just saw someone's head being chopped off right in front of him by his dad (but hey that was a man who threatened to break his hands so that's okay).

And then his dad said "no more bullshit, you are the sweetest joy I've known, you're strong as you are, I love you so much and I can't wait to know you better".

And then he goes to tell his mother good news, they probably hug (as they should) and cry some happy tears before and after Odysseus and Penelope reunite (there's just so much happy crying in that palace).

And he also has a cool bestie goddess who's literally willing to die for him (honestly same) and will probably teach him more cool spear moves.

And look at him. He's so cute and badass at the same time. My favorite type of character. There's so much light and kindness in his eyes, but now we also know that he can "do whatever it takes to keep his *family* safe".

[beatcroc]

what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?

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[nu-kuya]

behold. more of these.

[dailykeiji]

today’s keiji is: keiqmai. to me

[yeetusthemighty]

This stupid description is way too funny to me

[exist-just-to-suffer]

Bro literally has worse life expectancy than a hamster 😭

[eightspringdays]

sometimes im just vibing like a normal well adapted to society individual and then I remember the meronia height difference and I just

[zaacoy]

That one dumb tweet has put this outfit that HE ONLY EVER APPEARS IN ONCE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW into the forefocus of my brain for like 3 days now so have this

[apocalyptic-byler]

and if i said byler’s first kiss deserves as much passion as jancy’s first kiss then what

[thegreatyin]

ive officially entered the stage of OC brainrot where i start putting him in outfits for fun and (zero) profit

[lokis-bitter-ghost]

HOLY SHIT THAT SCENE WAS GAY. I KNEW IT WAS GAY. I EXPECTED IT TO BE GAY. BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE THAT GAY. I CANT BELIEVE THEY FUCKING DID THAT ON PURPOSE. WHY DID BUCK SAY IT LIKE THAT. WHY DID EDDIE RAISE HIS EYEBROW LIKE THAT. OH MY GOD THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THEY JUST DID THAT AND EXPECTED PEOPLE TO BE NORMAL IM SICK THIS IS SICKENING im like awestruck at the pure power of homosexuality i just witnessed. seeing gifs of it was one thing but why the hell did oliver stark say it like that. ryan guzmans reaction to that leaves literally nothing to question that can only be gay. there are only ONLY homosexual explanations. i fear i may be losing my mind

[purpleleavesday]

Alright I feel like my problem with the Eustace Winner name (Sebastian my boy I'm so sorry) is that he's a really major character with depth and development.

From the start AA has had really stupid pun names and I loved them. April May, Redd White? I thought those were the best when I was playing ace attorney for the first time.

But characters who were actually important -- Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth, von Karma, I could be wrong but their names aren't as stupid of puns as Redd White or my beloved Detective Detective Detective (love you gumshoe). I mean, Wright is literally just a play on right, but it's not a phrase, like I feel Eustace Winner (Useless Winner?) Is supposed to be. And Phoenix is a reference to his nature, how he "rises from the ashes", it's about his general overall character and doesn't feel like a mean joke. To me, naming Sebastian Eustace Winner is like if Edgeworth was named Meenin Evil so you know he's a bad guy when you meet him.

Poor Sebastian though, he has a LOT that happens (I never finished aai2 actually but I want to give him a hug and a mug of hot chocolate), hes a very important character, and it feels like they gave him a side character name? When he has a lot more importance to the story than just one case