#i may actually die

[tragicslip]

Let's get a mold of your cock made so you can actually hear yourself fucking me from across "the pond" Hear the way my breath catches when you're stretching me out. Hear how wet you make me. The sound of you pounding into me until I'm making a puddle just for you.

Can you imagine getting videos of me sucking it? Licking it clean? Watching my lips sliding over it...gag on it....drool on it ...my eyes watering.

And then if you're a really good boy for me, you could listen to me whimper and whine while I slowly work it into my ass.

Just an idea...

I just went and looked it up. It's actually called "Clone-A-Willy" 😆 I definitely heard it with a British accent when I read that.

We absolutely need this in our life.

And that my dear is how you will know when it's me in your anon asks.

Love you.

I..

Um..

If you could just..

Maybe..

Please? 🫠🤤

I love you too.

[maxinemartinsdrill]

how tf did I not realise mackerel was no longer sustainably supplies to the UK...

j will now pine away like that pregnant woman with the lettuce in Rapunzel and I'll have to fucking sell my sister to some mackerel witch or some shit I actually can't do this....

[sharks3ye]

Oughaagahghaagga ramen so yummy hehehsgaaauyahgaa

[cup-o-stars]

Originally I was gonna draw her in my favorite outfits she's worn, but with barely any digging I realized she consistently has the best looks- as well as the most- and it will take way too long to pick through them. So I just drew her.

[kannaistaken]

problem

[nu-kuya]

behold. more of these.

[beatcroc]

what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?

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[dailykeiji]

today’s keiji is: keiqmai. to me

[unicornofthemidwest]

every time someone says that Shakespeare is better seen than read just know I am shaking and shuddering and forcing myself not to argue because GOD. God. Because yes, I mean, Shakespeare didn’t even write down his plays in their entirety; they weren’t written for publication; they were quite literally written to be performed. AND. And Every story has meaning. Every word in a story has meaning. That’s just true, and it’s inevitable that one is going to miss some of that meaning if one is watching it onstage. Acting is not meant for analysis unless one is pretentious or a theatre critic. Acting is not designed for analysis. One doesn’t even have footnotes if it’s onstage! and I personally suffer when I don’t have footnotes for Shakespeare. Footnotes are my best friend and I love them. but that would still be fine if all the Shakespeare we see onstage was good Shakespeare but oh my god there is so much bad Shakespeare in the world. Holy goddamn fuck there is a lot of Shakespeare where the actors clearly have no idea what they’re saying or sexual assault is implicitly condoned or everyone’s just reciting lines or the entire concept of the show is apologizing for doing Shakespeare or Juliet is stuck in a register three octaves above sounding like a normal person and oh my god. Oh My God. YES, reading Shakespeare is hard. YES, it’s going to be boring at some points. Everything is boring at some points. But it’s not a magic cure-all to watch it onstage. Onstage Shakespeare has a whole other set of problems. One medium does not have a monopoly on Shakespeare. One medium is not inherently better. There are different things that you will get out of what medium you experience it through. I can’t think of a good conclusion and I’m losing my gol-dern mind so I’m just going to leave it here. Read some Shakespeare. Good night.

[exist-just-to-suffer]

Bro literally has worse life expectancy than a hamster 😭

[zaacoy]

That one dumb tweet has put this outfit that HE ONLY EVER APPEARS IN ONCE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW into the forefocus of my brain for like 3 days now so have this

[apocalyptic-byler]

and if i said byler’s first kiss deserves as much passion as jancy’s first kiss then what

[thegreatyin]

ive officially entered the stage of OC brainrot where i start putting him in outfits for fun and (zero) profit

[yeetusthemighty]

This stupid description is way too funny to me

[lokis-bitter-ghost]

HOLY SHIT THAT SCENE WAS GAY. I KNEW IT WAS GAY. I EXPECTED IT TO BE GAY. BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE THAT GAY. I CANT BELIEVE THEY FUCKING DID THAT ON PURPOSE. WHY DID BUCK SAY IT LIKE THAT. WHY DID EDDIE RAISE HIS EYEBROW LIKE THAT. OH MY GOD THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THEY JUST DID THAT AND EXPECTED PEOPLE TO BE NORMAL IM SICK THIS IS SICKENING im like awestruck at the pure power of homosexuality i just witnessed. seeing gifs of it was one thing but why the hell did oliver stark say it like that. ryan guzmans reaction to that leaves literally nothing to question that can only be gay. there are only ONLY homosexual explanations. i fear i may be losing my mind

[purpleleavesday]

Alright I feel like my problem with the Eustace Winner name (Sebastian my boy I'm so sorry) is that he's a really major character with depth and development.

From the start AA has had really stupid pun names and I loved them. April May, Redd White? I thought those were the best when I was playing ace attorney for the first time.

But characters who were actually important -- Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth, von Karma, I could be wrong but their names aren't as stupid of puns as Redd White or my beloved Detective Detective Detective (love you gumshoe). I mean, Wright is literally just a play on right, but it's not a phrase, like I feel Eustace Winner (Useless Winner?) Is supposed to be. And Phoenix is a reference to his nature, how he "rises from the ashes", it's about his general overall character and doesn't feel like a mean joke. To me, naming Sebastian Eustace Winner is like if Edgeworth was named Meenin Evil so you know he's a bad guy when you meet him.

Poor Sebastian though, he has a LOT that happens (I never finished aai2 actually but I want to give him a hug and a mug of hot chocolate), hes a very important character, and it feels like they gave him a side character name? When he has a lot more importance to the story than just one case