#i made you a sandwich

[parker-matsu]

i made you a sandwich

(adding this for the edification of the audience)

https://youtu.be/Sl4JbBK--Bo?si=yZ8ctpFTvkf3CB7_

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[egophiliac]

I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.

sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)

[pastel-medic]

Road Trip :P

[monstermoviedean]

"but what about-" shhh. one of these two. "but the character-" no this is about the outfit/styling/hair/makeup/overall look only. if hotness is a metric that works for you, pick whichever look is hotter to you. if not, pick whichever look you like better.

(poll inspiration)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Fishing Interlude

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[notbecauseofvictories]

It's always like, a sandwich can't be that good, it's just a sandwich, then you're eating one like, holy fuck a sandwich

I mean, I am a devoted sandwich lover. I love sandwiches laden with vegetables; I love wraps with tofu; I love warm tuna melts and subs stuffed with broccoli and open-faced sandwiches heavy with tomatoes and ricotta. I've got sandwiches for summer (camembert, arugula and apple) and sandwiches for winter (chorizo patty melt with pickled jalapenos). Even just a regular old grilled cheese can be elevated with a green and garlick-y spread.

So really, at any given moment my default state is probably holy fuck, a sandwich, regardless of how long it's been since I last ate one.

[enbyonsteriods]

[merculuros]

i headcanon that satoru is into men who can actually kill him

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[certainlyathrill]

look at these losers they look like they stink

[b4tteryaciid]

Gavin Vs Food

TLDR: Gavin makes very questionable life decisions

I feel like Gavin is the type of guy to eat a bunch of weird shit. He'll root through his fridge and reach all the way into the back and grab a few random items thatve been there for centuries. Obviously he'll check the expiration dates, he's not stupid. He grew up living by "expirations dates are a suggestion" and eating food past the best-by date if it smelt, looked, and tasted normal. He grew up trying to waste as little food as possible and it just stuck. Whether it be because his family needed all the money they could manage, or that throwing out food that could still be eaten was a huge waste, they wasted as little as possible. Unless it smelt, looked, or tasted sour, or was too terribly far from the best by date it was eaten. He would rather eat questionable food and reap the consequences later, than throw out food that could have been eaten. For some reason, whenever he threw out old food he always felt guilty. He assumed it was because when he was struggling to pay the bills and feed himself, he would've graciously excepted food someone else deemed 'too bad'. One night he grabbed some, probably expired, bagles, 3 month out pumpkin spice cream cheese, sliced sandwich cheese, and some, very freezer-burnt breakfast patties, and made himself a questionably edible sandwich abomination. To top it off he drenched the whole thing in spicy mayo for some godforsaken reason. Surprisingly it was delicious. He was fine until his stomach woke him up at 3 AM and forced him into an unexpected meeting with the bathroom. Not fun. Was worth It though.

Gavin also regularly made food directly on the counter. No plate, cutting board, or even paper towel to separate his meal and the counter, which had been cleaned god knows when. He couldn't even physically remeber the last time he cleaned it properly.

The 'Five Second Rule' was also very prominent in the Reed household. The house wasn't filthy but it wasn't spotless either. Drop some lunch meat? Looks fine with no visible dirt? Blow it off or rinse it, you'll survive. He had a shitty little roomba that roamed around every other day so the floor wasn't too dirty. Gavin also exclusively wore socks on the tiled parts of his floor unless the roomba had devoured all the dirt because he didn't like the feel of it on his feet.

He was convinced he must be God's favorite because it was a miracle he was still alive with this less than ideal behavior. Tina had once suggested he might be lactose intolerant because he sometimes complained about his stomach aches. Her mother was lactose intolerant so she knew a thing or too. He vehemently denied it though, he was sure it just boiled down to his questionable food choices, caffeine addiction, and stress. It was most likely a combination of all three.

[carehounds]

Sure hope so, Girl.

[5hrignold]

the picture sucks because he isn’t worth the effort of finding a specific picture of him for this specific post

[adeafspressurestuff]

Tiny fox just glaring at the Director even though it's her fault the fish is dead.

I had that coming.

Alllright let's bring him back before the people fucking flip out again. And probably a good point to wipe his memory of all this.

[Don't be mad at me! You caused this!]

[...Aaaanyway]

[*In Stars and Time looping sound*]

*Sebastian's head shot up from the counter*

*What was he doing again?*

*He looks around at the kitchen, confused*

*It feels like he forgot something...*

*...Oh well*

*Sebastian gets up, and makes his way back to his safe room*

*He barely remembers leaving to go to the kitchen, how long was he asleep?*

*He sits there in thought, until he is able to sense someone approaching*

[notbecauseofvictories]

also, I can't wait until I'm old enough to wander around Chicagoland with a Newberry Library tote bag, and a slightly squashed sandwich in aluminium foil.

I mean, I do that already, but still. Someday, young women will look at me (with my ebooks and my opera going) and think, "wow!!! I too could be self indulgent in the best way."