#i love you wendy!!!!! this video is so damn good!!!!!!!

[kiybee]

watched my friend @musashi's video about franziska for like the fifth time and am now insisting everybody to watch it

[sp-growingpains]

it's been a while since I last asked about Jean! you can skip if some of these you've answered already <3

7) Vice-Versa! If your OC is in the modern day, what fantasy class would they be? Would they be a different race? (Or more specifically, could you tell us more about Jean's TSOT alter ego?)

12) Does your OC interact with other people's OC? If so, who's their best OC friend?

Yoooooooou! You make my heart so happy! I wanna spoil you!! 💝

Hey real quick!! If I tagged you, please feel free to ignore this! Don't read it if you don't want to! Question 12 involves credit where credit is due!

7) Vice-Versa! If your OC is in modern day, what fantasy class would they be? Would they be a different race?

So when I think about TSOT stuff I honestly use D&D rules because that's what I grew up on as a kid! When I first made Jean I thought about her being a Tiefling Bard! But dude, Jimmy is the best bard in all of the kingdoms!

So I scrapped it and had a really fun idea as I was writing up my Fantasy stuff for SP. Jean is the Black Knight! I love, love Authurian legend and I couldn't resist making a nod to one of my favorite video game characters! Zelgius from Fire Emblem had the coolest armor and story! (Huge info dump ahead, I'm so sorry)

So, if they're just kids being kids: Jean loved the fact that most of the girls were the knights! Wendy with the battle maiden looking absolutely fire! But, it was kind of boring that Clyde was the only "bad guy". So she decided to dress as the mysterious black knight. Every time her friends would get together to play, she would find a reason to be like "Awh sorry guys, I got stuff to do today!" Or pretend to be sick!

Then, when everyone else was busy with their games, deep in their battles. She's show up covered head to toe in a black motorcycle helmet, a black battle vest (she probably picked up from Jimbos after begging him to help her.), black pants, and black boots. (You get the point.) She orders a sword and a cape from party city or some silly shit and just shows up.

While she wears the costume, she keeps her mouth shut. She goes out of her way to be as mysterious as possible and dramatically makes a show of fighting the others. If she's losing, she'll find a way to make the other person look cool but make a grand escape! She picks up this persona just to make everyone else look cool because she knows she looks like an edgy asswipe! Kids being kids, right?

BUT THE AU! OH THE AU!

I rambled before that I love Cowboys, but I move fantasy stuff so much!

So we still go with the black knight angle! But before that she was a royal knight to The Grand Wizard! Fought side by side with Butters the Merciful! Brothers-in-arms with Ser Clyde and Ser Tolkien! A circle of knights who swore to do right by the human kingdoms.

Then, the war happens over that damn artifact. It's power tempting both the elven and human men. Battle after battle begins to wear her down. She starts to lose the will to find good in what she does. When the ground becomes soaked with the blood of soldiers throwing themselves into her blade, and for what? For power? Power they'll never see? All because some men who already hold enough power told them to?

It breaks her.

So she comes home to that found family and gets into a fight before the Grand Wizard and her brothers. Not one of steel like she's so used to. Instead, the Grand Wizard brands her a traitor and casts her out so she's forced to leave.

Stripped of her name, her brotherhood, her honor.

Something about that sends her spiraling. The isolation sends her into one of the great forests where she's decided that's what she'll protect. She'll live there and those woods will be hers. Because at least she was good at that.

There, she protects people who want nothing to do with the war. The little people caught in the middle. If people think to bring the war into her woods, she dons the armor, the two-handed silver sword, and becomes the weapon she was so good at being.

She slowly stops being Jean Wellman and more of a weapon. Even a broken sword is at least useful. A broken human? Not so much.

Still edgy? Yes. Do I eat that shit up? Oh, absolutely.

I end it there because I like to leave it open for other characters' influence! That includes other ocs!

12) Does your OC interact with other people's OC? If so, who's their best OC friend.

Oh! Oh! I love this question!! Because that means I get to brag about others!

Real talk! I get super nervous talking to people about Jean! There's this part of me that finds it so...selfish? But I want to hear everything about other people's! And if they want to talk about how their OC would interact with mine? Oh my heart!!

@lulu24784 was the first person to interact with me when it came to our blorbos! She drew this beautiful piece of Jean and Lulu when we first started talking that is still my iPad background! It brings me so much joy when I look at it!

She drew them with the friendship bracelet and I made it canon! In every picture, where it makes sense, she's got the bracelet on. It's on that wrist forever. I have these little thoughts of Jean showing up in her flower shop and spending hours just yapping and playing soft music on her guitar while she watches her friend move around doing her day to day. Her favorite thing to do is to put on some music and try to coax Lulu into dancing with her. Seeing someone you adore be good at the thing they're good at makes her so very happy.

That leads to her maybe stepping on the poor girls feet because she's a big, clumsy idiot. Especially because of their height difference, but any chance to be close with someone who means so much to her.

That leads to some pretty confusing feelings for Jean later on, but at the end of the day, she knows she loves Lulu and wants her happy!

Another person who Jean is close to is Morgan! @tinyalcoholicwitch is my best friend irl! I met her back when I was twelve and we've been friends ever since! We've bounced from Fandom to Fandom together and she bravely tried to follow me here! So she made the gorgeous Morgan for Jean to have as a friend! Jean loves her bestie so very much!

She also drew me a beautiful piece that is my laptop background! Because my friends inspire me and it makes me want to be better!

Jean and Morgan got into piercings around the same time, so they got their face piercings together. Jean immediately made the "joke" of kissing, and they would lock together like puzzle pieces. Jean's favorite thing to do with her is to crawl into her window late at night. Yes, she could have taken the front door, but that would have woken Morgan's mom, and that's rude! So she crawls in and spends hours with her, most times spending the night. She has to be picking Morgan up or holding her every chance she can get! Morgan is a huge reason why Jean stays so fit, so she can carry her favorite princess like she deserves!

And you know she would adore Anh! We haven't talked much but from what you've posted about her, I know Jean would think she's the coolest person ever! 🫶

[localgardenweed]

Its almost 1AM I have a interview with Wendy’s at 10:30AM so im gonna talk about my random HWS Japan headcanons until I pass out

He need reading glasses, I know we see him in the show/manga wearing them and like he may like actually need them and just uses contacts but in my mind they are only for reading. His eyes aren’t what they used to be and he needs his little nerd glasses

He likes making those bento box cooking videos, he makes them for himself and his friends/partners. He finds a lot of ways to pass the time and this is one of many. He likes making the character bentos the most, they make him smile

Gardening. Imagine walking into his backyard and seeing him on his knees tending to his strawberries and radishes just LOOK AT HIMMM!! Not only does it save him money but also makes him feel accomplished when he gets a good harvest

He typically likes doing a lot of those DIY projects, making little shelves and furniture and god knows what. He goes online and sees what new project he can make today to keep himself busy

He is actively greying and has been dying his hair for AGES. He plucks out greying eyebrow hair and stubble and dyes his hair. If someone points out a grey hair he gaslights them into thinking its just the lighting or they’re imagining things. If anyone found out he dyed his hair you wouldn’t see them the next day /j

He tried to grow a mustache in his youth but it looked so bad he repressed the memories of it deep DEEP into his mind you will never find them man. He found old paintings of his mustache and couldn’t bare to witness them anymore he buried them in his basement never to be seen again

He actively works out, he takes a 5 mile jog every morning and evening and does some biking and swimming every other day. He likes to stay fit even though he really doesn’t have to anymore. He just likes to keep his body toned. He also likes the cringe 1980’s American workout videos. He got a VHS set from America on his birthday and felt that he basically called him fat but no America just needed to get rid of them so just regifted them to him. He ended up liking them though so ig it worked out in the end

As well practices his swordsmanship, like dude we are in the modern day you do not need to know how to use a katana anymore but he does it anyway cause what if someone breaks in man you never know man una nunca sabè

Its right next to him every night and he is FAST, he even hears the slightest sound he jumps up and gets ready to slice you in half

Him and Prussia and very good friends (or maybe more idk am i pushing my PruPan agenda? YES) and he keeps a empty room for him when he decides to crash at Japan’s place for the 5th time this year. He doesn’t mind him he is very tidy and always repays the favor somehow. They like to go out for lunch and do all of the above together. They like to exchange snacks like chips and drinks.

He almost sliced Prussia in half when he crept into his room to ask him for smth when he was asleep, he only chopped off a lock of his hair and nicked his nose but nothing serious. He profusely apologized for it after and Prussia was a little shocked for a but but laughed it off and was okay. He was a but sad about the hair but it’ll grow back. Prussia knocks loud as hell now if he wants Japan for smth and he’s asleep

He keeps little historical knick knacks around his house that he should probably donate but doesn’t cause “They’re still good to use!!” Even though its a thousand year old pot that should be a health hazard. He has been wearing the same damn yukata for almost 2 centuries now cause he only wears it once every other summer summer when he finds his buried in his storage and the local museums beg to have it but he’s too attached to it to let go

He wheels around Pochi in a stroller sometimes when he feels a little silly. He loves dressing Pochi up with bows and ties and bandannas and god knows what else. That dog has been out in so many outfits bro cant catch a break

If he were human he would either pursue photography full time, his dream would be to get his photos on build boards and magazine covers. Maybe he’d be a field photographer too, go out into nature and stuff

He already does photography as a hobby but could never really do it full time cause ya know country duties

And thats it thank you for coming its now almost 2 AM lets hope I don’t regret this

[motheryves]

rating the new rv album: chill kill

chill kill: 8/10. i like it. the chorus is good. just can't get over the pop smoke type beat in the back.

knock knock (who's there?): 9/10. "knock knock who's there?" it's me. served as usual.

underwater: 10/10. hips grinding, ass is shaking currently as I'm typing this. this is most def for the r&b girlies. the landlord was at the door most def. bye bye's crown was tilted.

will i ever see you again: 5/10. first off, the beginning sounds like a tech commercial. This instrumental sounds like a damn Samsung ringtone. Giving very much 2016 then and now video. Might have to grown into it. Wendy eating up the notes per usual.

nightmare: 10/10. oh this beat eating. shoulder moving and shit. oh bitch. im floating. I'm levitating and airbending in this bitch. this shit is heavenly. this song name do not fit the vibe. the rap ate. the high note ate. this chorus... bitch im GONE

iced coffee: 9/10. oh so i see red velvet chose levitation for this concept because im just fucking floating. i feel like a fucking princess listening to this shit. im a fucking ballroom rn in a big ass poofy ass dress fucking spinning. this is a royal ass song. "got me like iced coffee" no bitch, got me like belle.

one kiss: 10/10. they said we shaking ass this album cause im throwing it in a circle rn. OH THIS RAP??? THIS BEAT THE CLAPPING. I AM SHAKING MY FUCKINF ASS. CURRENTLY BUCKING. and y'all know how rv loves them soft ass bridges. wendy need a big ass robitussin bc she just hitting notes this whole album.

bulldozer: 8/10. they asking what can you break but they need to be asking what they can they serve bc this album... i actually love this chorus. the raps are amazing as usual. idk why but this song seemed too short (joyuri curse)

wings: 10/10. the beginning is so beautiful omg. i can def see y'all youtube vloggers using this. this is so sweet sounding. like this makes me feel like i'm walking down the street with my partner or something. this song makes me appreciate life. once again, Wendy eating up these notes. SHE SAID "SPREAD YOUR WINGSS" TAKE US TO CHRUCH MISS WENDYYY.

scenery: 10/10. im yearning over someone i never met. im thinking about the good times with this person. how did they do me so well. i feel like im in a loving relationship with this song. i can see this playing during a rainy love confession scene in a kdrama. this song is so soft and i love it. it smells like fabric softener, coffee, and a rainy day.

favs: iced coffee, nightmare, and underwater.

fave song: underwater.

in conclusion: a bunch of booty shaking songs in mix with some songs that got you floating in this bitch. the songs are versatile. red velvet b-sides never fail to eat. someone give wendy some lemon water and robitussin bc she was hitting notes this whole album. i'll give it a 9/10.

[thatguywiththefaceog]

Kinktober 2023 Day 25-Pregnancy

Gravity Falls-wendip

While at a nude beach, a pregnant Wendy gets Dipper to film them having sex

written by @kinktober2023

requested by anon

This story is rated E for explicit. It is for mature audiences only. All characters are over 18. NSFW under the cut.

It was a reasonably warm Saturday, so Wendy decided it was the best time to pay a visit to her favorite clothing optional beach. As her husband, Dipper, drove them there, she placed her hand over her swollen stomach. The red head was five months pregnant and she and Dipper were very excited.

They drove to the parking lot and stepped out of the car and grabbing their stuff, made their way over to the changing booths. Dipper looked nervous. "Are you sure this is the best place to be right now? Being naked around others usually turns you on and-"

"I don't get off on being naked! This about being close to your natural-"

"Honey, I love you and I know you. You say it's not a sex thing, but it is. You do get off being naked in front of strangers a bit. You are very good at keeping that in check most of the time. But you are pregnant and your hormones have been making you very horny. And I worry you won't be able to control yourself. I just don't want you to be kicked out of your favorite place."

Wendy sighed. "Okay, I understand your concerns. But I'm an adult and I can control myself. Now take off your shorts."

The nude couple made their way to an open spot. Wendy, who tried to spend most of her time nude more often than not, didn’t really have any tan lines while Dipper butt was distinctly paler than the rest of him. Not only was Wendy’s crotch in its normal state of being super bushy, she hadn't shaved her legs or pits in a bit either. Her normally b-cups had swollen to c-cups due to the pregnancy. Dipper tugged along behind her, his eight inches dick flopping around free. He too had some pubic hair but no nowhere near as much as his wife. He also had grown a bit of chest hair in adulthood. He was half chub as he had a good look at his wife’s freckled ass. It made him excited no matter how many times he had seen it.

They set up their umbrellas and beach towels. Wendy started applying sunscreen to her nude body. She started with her face and arms, asking Dipper if it was too visible on her face. When he told her it was fine, she moved onto her baby bump. Okay it was more like baby hill at this point. Then she moved onto her breasts. As she rubbed the lotion onto her bare breasts out in the open in eye shot of several people, she felt something stir. Damn it, don't let Dipper be right.

"Hey Dip, you got my back?"

Dipper was just finishing applying sunscreen on himself. "Yeah."

He squirted some more sunscreen between his hands and rubbed them together before spreading it across her back. This was a bad idea Wendy thought as her whole body shivered. As he rubbed Wendy’s back, Dipper felt her ass rub against his cock.

"Wendy."

"I need it Dipper, I need it so fucking bad."

"Honey, people can see."

"I want them to see."

"But do they want to see it?"

Wendy groaned. She stopped rubbing herself against Dipper’s now fully erect penis. He was right of course. This was a family clothing optional beach. She could hear some children playing. Fortunately this wasn’t the first time Wendy had been horny at the beach. “We can go to the alcove,” Dipper told her.

Wendy groaned. “Alright but grab the phone.” Dipper took her cell phone and the naked couple tried to be discreet as they made their way to bone. They found the rock cliff and made their way behind it. Dipper laid down on his back while Wendy straddled him. His fully erect cock pressed against her pussy lips.

“This is gonna be a great video. My fans are gonna love it.” While Dipper was working as an undergrad in paranormal studies, Wendy had made a career of producing photos and videos for Onlyfans. Dipper was reluctant to help in his wife’s videos, after some prodding he agreed to help as long as his identity was kept anonymous. So his face was never shown and he did his best to keep his voice down. While they wouldn’t be able to stream this live at the beach, Wendy could still post the video after the fact.

Dipper turned on the video on the phone and pointed it at his wife as she rubbed her pregnant stomach. “Hey guys it’s Wendy. I’m just chillin’ here at the beach. And I’m super horny. Don’t worry, I got Big D with me. Say hi Big D.” Dipper waved his boner around like he was waving. “Let’s have fun shall we?”

With a little difficulty Wendy raised her body and lowered herself onto Dipper’s cock. “Aw, Big D.” She found her rhythm, bouncing on Dipper’s manhood. With one hand free, Dipper put it on Wendy’s hips. Wendy placed hers on his. Dipper bucked back into her. Her breasts shook with each thrust and bounce. Her swollen boobs mixed with her hard nipples made for quite the sight. The sounds of waves lapping mixed with the sound of flesh slapping together and their moans and grunts.

Dipper alternated between shooting his wife’s chest, their connected privates, and the bliss on her face. “Ngh, fuck!” Wendy came, her walls squeezing Dipper’s cock. In response Dipper gave in and came too. His cum flooded her occupied womb. Dipper pulled out, making sure to capture his cum dripping out of her pussy.

“Poor, if I wasn’t already knocked up that would have done the trick. Thanks Big D. Hope you liked the show.” She winked at the camera. Dipper stopped filming. Handing Wendy a tissue, she cleaned herself up. The couple relieved themselves out in the sand. “Thanks Dipper.”

“I told you so.” She gave him a playful punch on his shoulder. He kissed her cheek.

She stood up, stretching herself. “Come on, let’s go swimming!”

Taking his hand, they both emerged from behind the rocks and ran toward the ocean.

[sketchfanda]

Chestnut Stud across the Multiverse: Warrior Monk review: Pacifica Northwest

At a local tropical resort, a hot young tanned platinum blonde piece of ass stretched and hummed as she walked around the vicinity of the hotel swimming pool. Basking in her owl glory as she could see heads turning from local and tourist alike at the sight of her which only made to give her ego a fine boost. Yes she was sexy and she damn well knows it, naturslly so did they, why wouldn’t they want to look? But this was nothing compared to the good mood she was in and the reason for causing said mood in the first place. Which she keeping nice and snug,safe and sound In her hotel room and it just made her tingly in all the right places as she grinned at spying her friends who she invited to join her on this little vacation trip. A deep sigh of satisfaction escaping her pretty pouty lips as she got their attention and did a little stretching, “Whew,jackie,Wendy…sorry I’m late girls, my roommate went above and beyond today…and let me tell ya..” the young debutant spoke as she parked herself right in the comfy pool chair, her body relaxing as she let out a lusty,relaxed shudder. Almost sexual or orgasmic eben as she continued, her two companions giving her some very deadpan stares. ““I got so fuckin’ LAID!! Wooo damn,ooooh my poor, poor womb..” she purred snd hummed she rubbed said spot around her stomach. The camel toe of her pussy visible thrive her pink thong swimsuit. Licking her lips as she took delight in the looks from Jackie and Wendy, giving them a look as if to say ‘Jelous?’

“Classy pacifica…..” snaked Wendy, the ginger redhead freckled tomboy quite a stunner, with a sensual bidy with muscle tone honed from a freak growth spurt and years of rugged activity and lumberjack work with the tan especiallt to show for it. Jackie lynn Thomas was quite the toned,tanned freckledmtombiy herself bottom heavy with the legs and ass to show it along with a tan from decades of dedication to the craft of surfing and skateboarding. Her hair a wild curly blonde mane with some noticeable blue streak. The pair’s swimsuits Especially did wonders to show off their stunning bodies even if they were modest compared to Pacifica’s own. Their snarky glares at the valley girl as she had her legs positioned in a way as she sat, practically spread and showin off her cameltoe. They swear they could it quivering under that thing of hers as she shamelessly basked in their reactions, her expression radiating smug satisfaction. ““That what You calling your dildo? Because last me and Jackie checked when we rode in here? You came alone besides us and we haven’t seen You take any guy here back to your room…” the redhead quipped as Jackie nodded beside her. Indeed for someone who lived the kind of life she did and the looks she had, she could have her pick of many dude here. Yet here she was not having been seen flirting with any of them. When you were pacifica northwest,emancipated heiress and social media influencer, the dating world was your oyster and a regular all you can eat buffet.

Pacifica simply grinned a catlike minx smile a she licked her lips, having expected Wendy or Jackie to get curious like that. Sensually humming snd purring as she checked her pool bag beside her and reached into it,fishing around to locate something. Finding exactly what she was looking for as she took out her cellphone “Ooh I’m mot talking about a dildo you lovely lady friends of mine. My roomie is much better then that and the next best thing to a boyfriend but then again with his food he is, I might never need a man at all..” the platinum blonde purred sensually as she unlocked her phone and accessed her photo and video gallery.  Biting her lio as she found what she was looking for and accessed it, turning it around to show them the screen as the video began to load and buffer. “Normally I’d say checkout Capsule Cocks’ video review tab but this is the next thing since I have the original…” thst got Jackie and Wendy’s attention even more than Paz already. Capsule Cocks? As in the special Rated R to XXX branch of adult sex toys and items from the one and only Capsule Corp. Social media related to them was ablaze with praise for their products but one common set of words tended to get thrown around here and there. Something called the Warrior Monk? When finally the video began to play as the lair glued their eyes to the screen.

Soon the platinum blonde bombshell appeared on the digital video clewrly using some sort of special camera drone which captured her stunning body in head to toe. Which was highlighted by the bright hot electric pink outfit she wore as she adjusted her violet jacket and gave her long wild styled blonde mane a flip. Blowing a kiss at the camera as she began to speak. “Hello out there all you bored singles and what not who decided to brighten your dull lives by checking out this video. Now when you’re a girl like me with independence and a lot of money but too much free time? Well life doesn’t sommuch gives you lemons but the way to make lemonade out of them..” she spoke as the camera showed what had to be her bedroom in what was some sort of deluxe luxury penthouse. As bent over,the camera getting a fine view of her pink clad juicy bubble butt as it wiggled and swayed. The heiress giving a hum of satisfaction as she took out a simple box and opened it, taking out a simple,single Dyno-cap. Holding it between her thumb and pointer finger as she examined it inquisitively. “In my case I met up with the head honcho of Capsule Corp at some party,can’t remember what it was for or what we talked about exactly. But she personally sent me this a gift and all I got to do is accept a sponsorship deal for Capsule Cocks. That is after I review whatever this is,she was insistent I do this soon as I got this so here we go…”“with that said, she gave a click to the capsule and threw it, the coloured smoke blasting as a cryo-contained appeared, the bombshell debutant humming as she pushed the button to open it. Brow raised as out came a compact 5′1′’ fellow,shorter than her by a few feet and inches, clad in tight boxer Spatz and not impressing her in the slightest. Walking around as she examined him and looked him over from head to toe and found some sort of pamphlet manual inside the container which she began to west out loud.

“Congratulations on your acquisition of our most popular product. The Warrior Monk is,in our humble opinion, our finest product in Capsule Cocks’ special Line of full bodied autonomous techno-organic sexual performance gynoids” Hat made the heiress quirk her brows in deadpan disbelief. This little runt was some kind of sexual android and the best they had? She found that hard to believe as she confined to read the pamphlet over. ““His popularity stems from his physical skill and sexual performance which are very high level and world class. Once you’ve bonded erotically with your Warrior Monk, he will be 100% devoted to you in ensuring your carnal needs are fulfilled and then some…” Pacifica pouted cutely as she discarded the pamphlet, clearly disappointed as she had been expecting something a lot more than this. Sighing as she shrugged her shoulders, seeing the Warrior Monk silently and stoically observe her. Watching as she shrugged off her violet cost, exposing her bare,suntanned shoulders as the camera caught her exposed backside flexing muscles bought about by some swimming. Pacifica continued to hum absent mindedlt as she leaned in close to the Krillin clone,draping her arms around his shoulders. A hum of approval as if she found or felt something impressive as her hands traced along his muscles. Fingers tracing ever inch of what was quite the physique from the sculpted biceps and triceps to the washboard abs.

“Well now you’re certsimly no string bean or stubby runt that’s for sure…and looking at you a bit better,you’re pretty easy in the eyes. Not what I’d call macho or pretty but…kind of handsome and cute in your own way…” Paz quipped as she planted some kisses on his face. Before soon pressing to his as she locked lips with him, soft sensual moans escaping her as she felt him respond, gasping as he found her wrap his arms around her waist, pulling her in closer to deepen their kiss. Her bright blue eyes widening as she found him quite proactive and reactionary to say the least. As she found his tongue in skin her mouth, exploring and seeming to want to memorise thst oral cavern as pacifica squirmed and clenched her thighs. Her body language in the video making it clear she was getting wet from this make out, gasping as they swapped spit and shuddered at feeling his hands move to grab her ass with a firm squeeze. Breaking their liplock as she panted for air,an erotic gleam twinkling in her eyes as she brushed her lush mane. “Mm well now maybe you might be living up to your hype after all little man…” sensually licking her lips, pacifica came to find thst cool,mute gaze on her quite..exhilarating as if his attention being focused on her,and her alone. It was delicious as she grabbed and unzipped her outfit,peeling it off as she kicked off her boots and wiggled her sexy toned pornographic bodied self out. Humming as she noticed the crotch of his boxers was beginning to develop a swell and bulge indicating he was certainly endowed. Standing naked before him with her juicy tits and her bouncy bubble butt as she did a twirl and pose for him, shaking her booty as she leaned to him,arms hugging her tits together with a squeeze as she took enjoyment in his attention focused on her. Culling his face in ernhands as she caressed it with growing tenderness, pouting adorably as she gave his cheek butterfly kisses.

“But you know it’s so unfair I’m the only one naked….so what say we change that and see what I’m going to be laying with. Better hope Briefs didn’t stick me with a lemon…” the heiress mused as she knelt down on her silk carpet floor, grasping the waistband of those boxers and pulling them down. Flinching as she felt Something heavy smack her face with an uppercut as she shook the dizziness out. ““What the bell little ma-!? Oh,my…GOD!!” Video pacifica and Jackie and Wendy bith echoed the same statement as they be helped the sight before them. The biggest,thickest cock they’d ever laid eyes on as it stood erect and pulsed with raw desire, the length and girth veiny and bound to a set of smooth,heavy balls. Pacifica taking delight jn their reactions as she gestured their attention back to the video where her recorded self  began to pant and drool,as if the scent snd sight of this dick,no this COCK was sitting off Something in her brain, like a switch was flipped. Her brain tapping into deep primal instincts, those inner animalistic drives to mate and breed with a raw,virile alpha male. Grasping her Warrior Monk’s cock as she stroked and massaged it,her expression one of growing lust an desire as she shot him a sultry gaze. “Okay then I take back any negative comments I said before….you’re definitely living up,to your reputation…got it right where it counts but…you know how to use it?” She purred as she licked her lips and planted kisses along his length from tip to base. Even his balls got a smooch and a lick as her pussy fished and quivered staining the carpet with her nectar.

Before Jackie and Wendy realised it,the video feed from the drone shifted to show pacifica laying flat on her back on her bed. Her head hanging off the edge of the mattress,her blonde mane swaying as her wide blue eyes flowed with pink hearts as her Warrior Monk was providing her with a powerful facefucking. He neck bulging from the invasion of his length and girth  as he pumped his shaft into her mouth,pistoning like a sexual jackhammer. Her moans muffled as her oussy was squirting like a geyser indicating how hard she was cumming,clutching the bed sheets as her compact stud laid atop her in a 69 position, massaging her hips and thighs along with her juicy,meaty as as he licked away at her pussy, drinking uo from the shower of juices that sprayed his face. It was clear Paz didn’t start off easy or gentle and that what was fast becoming her favourite toy and best friend in her life was aiming to give timeto her thst way because that’s how she wanted it. Jackie and Wendy could feel their swimsuit thongs become soaked as their own pussies gushed, faces flushed with red blushes of arousal  as pacifica played them her little amateur porn show. The video really kicking into high gear as the sunlight shining through Pacifica’s penthouse marked the passage of time.

The video had shifted from the 69 facefucking to Paz riding her Warrior Monk cowgirl style. Hands clasped with his together as she bounced on hismcock with abandon, tongue wagging out as those hearts glowed in her eyes. Deep moans pouring forth from as her as jiggled and her tits bounced. “Oh fuck,oh god,it’s too much!! It’s too good,I’m gonna die! Who needs any other man when I’ve got you!! Oh godI’m falling in love with my sex toy!” She cried and howled as the scene then shifted to her in reverse cowgirl position,panting like the bitch in heat she was as her compact stud massaged and smacked her ass like some erotic bongo drum. Then next came her taking it doggy style as she knelt on the bed in her hands and knees, tits swaying,ass jiggling as he held her waist and pumped away until she couldn’t ho,sup her upper torso. Face falling onto the bed as she hit onto the sheets,her ass raised high as her new lover kept tucking her. Soon she found herself laying front flat,still biting the sheets as she clutched them, drooling as her stallion laid atop her. Kissing along her neck and shoulders as his hips blurred,such was the force and speed of his virility. Who knows how many time they had been drumming together or individually as the pornographic montage kept going. Not one bit of momentum stopping as Paz took load after load in her pussy,her ass,her mouth, her tanlined skin glistening with sweat as finally,the sun seen setting,she laid together in the messed up bed. Sheets in disarray and soaked with sweat and juices as pacifica laid in bed with her short king,their loins connected as they snuggled and made out sensually with passion,their newfound bond forged and connected. The video ending as Paz looked smugly at her two gal pals, whose facial expression were,ones of pure voyeuristic arousal. They were clearly in shock and yet amazed at the same time by what they just witnessed as she giggled sensually.

“He’s safe and snug in his sleeping chamber in Capsule mode,I need to let him have his rest. I couldn’t not take him with me,I never leave home without him. Who needs some sleazy baby dicked chumps and minute men when all you need is a Warrior Monk in your lives…” Paz shuddered as her pussy fished,feeling the phantom sensations of her Krillin clone’s godly cock. His,lips,his touch,his flavour, she was addicted and she knew it. And oh how she loved it. Taking delight in how Wendy and Jackie went from deadpan to borderline bitches in heat. ““I’d highly recommend ordering your own but if you want to be really sure? I think my compact stallion woild be more than anle and up for handling the 3 of us at once…wouldn’t be his first time that’s for sure,what can I say,I like to make sure Capsule Cocks get their money’s worth and so do you….naturally I need to have your permission to record it,consider it yiur reviews….we got a deal ladies…” the blonde’s grin grew as Wendy and Jackie shared a look and nodded, making it clear they wanted her to take her to her room and they could have a personal up close hands on look see at this hih class quality sex toy. Because god damn no way they were passing this up, good men were hard to come by and if Capsule Cocks were growing and making them? Not damn they wanted what got the Pacifica Northwest personal quality seal of approval that was for Damn sure. Jackie herself shuddering as she recalled her brief stay with the actual Warrior Monk himself during her time as a college au pair. God how long had it been since Daddy Krillin….

[thatpunkmaximoff]

[Book One of..]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 2 out of 5

I honestly wanted this book so bad because everyone recommended it as a Peter Pan retelling. Imagine my surprise, however, when I read the author’s note, and she states it’s NOT a retelling. But I still read it because I wanted to read a story from the villain’s pov and oh my god am I glad I read it. I am in love with James/Hook and I don’t care that he’s a bad guy.

Wendy, daughter of Peter, starts off as the naive girl that Hook is looking to take advantage of because of what Peter has done to him in the past. But as her rose tinted glasses come off, she becomes the young woman who you will come to adore and root for. And James… well you’ll be up and down with his character. I knew he was the bad guy going in, but I wanted to throttle him at one point.

I guess you can say this is a reimagining of the Peter Pan characters in a modern world, but instead of rooting for Peter Pan, Wendy, and Tink… you’ll be begging Hook for a taste of the dark side.

I am stoked to see what else Emily has written for this series!

* So we start off with a murder. Nice. Seems James’s uncle deserved it.

* Oh shit. James saw Wendy through video feed and immediately wants to defile her. But it’s Wendy’s friend who is hoping for his attention 😬

* Ohhhh. He got her to to agree to a date 😏

* So that’s why he doesn’t like the ticking sound. Damn.

* Oh shit. James walked up to Wendy and Maria is PISSED.

* Lol Maria is such a bitch.

* Score. He secured the date.

* Goddamn. James has got a mouth on him.

* The way he has her grind on his lap… holy shit.

* I somewhat knew what I was getting into, but damn… I’m gonna be heartbroken when Wendy finds out James is using her.

* Wendy’s dad is a dick and Tina Belle a bitch. I can’t wait until James gets his hand on them.

* Lol Moira tried to make Wendy jealous and James wasn’t having it 😂

* Oh shit. Wendy gave him her virginity. There’s gonna be a lot of crying later, isn’t there?

* So the dad doesn’t care for his son and James has noticed that Jon (the brother) looks nothing like Wendy. Could he be the product of an affair?

* Why do I have a feeling something is gonna happen to Ru?

* Uh oh, James. You going soft for Wendy and her brother Jon.

* I fucking knew something was going to happen to Ru 😩 and now James thinks Wendy had a hand in it. Fuck! I can’t wait for him to murder her dad Michael. To murder Pan.

* Holy shit. Did he just kidnap her?! He has it all wrong!

* I can’t wait to see when he realizes he royally fucked up.

* Starkey, you’re a little traitorous motherfucker, aren’t you? I know it was you who was supposed to have Ru’s back. You’re too nervous.

* “Just remember, that whenever things feel bleak, all situations are temporary. It’s not your circumstance that determines your worth, it’s how you rise from the ashes after everything burns.”

* “Every good bitch needs a pretty collar.” — oh my god. I can’t wait for her to bitch slap you 😂

* FINALLY! She had no idea, you dumb shit. Now prepare to beg for forgiveness.

* Wow. Her dad was really gonna let her die. Fuck him.

* Shit. Peter burned down James’s club.

* Damn. James burned all Peter’s planes 😂

* wtf was that with Moira? And how the fuck did Wendy disappear?! I don’t trust Smee 🤔

* Oh so Smee just assumed she left when really she was just sitting on the dock. But still, James is pissed 😬

* She caved way too fast once his fingers got in her. Get it together, Wendy!

* Croc? As in his uncle? wtf! And of course there’s an explosion just as the woman’s name is about to be given.

* Fuck! Starkey is a traitor! It wasn’t an explosion. Starkey shot their hostage right before he spilled the beans. He’s protecting his boss!

* Damn. Wendy’s that good of a fuck that James is in love, huh 😂 Well.. I’m kind of glad she decided to stay. I don’t trust anyone else to have her back like James does.

* “For the record, I would give you the world. You simply have to ask. You want kids? Done. You want to stay here and never work again? Done. You want to watch the world burn?” // “Let me guess, you’ll set it on fire?” // “No, darling. I’ll hand you the match and stand at your back, watching you become Queen of the ashes.”

* Moira is a traitor?! I knew the bitch was sleezy, but this is… wow. I can’t wait for James to kill her.

* Fuck you, Tina! Ugh. These women are pissing me off 😂

* I fucking called it. Smee! You asshole. And cousins? Why are you being such a little bitch.

* So Peter saved James? And James has a brother?! wtf. Tina better fucking get some punishment for flipping out on Wendy.

* Oh shit. It’s Jon! And seriously, fucking Tina. Someone bitch slap her!

* THANK YOU!!

* Aww. They got their happily ever after 🥹

[redpiperfox]

Man, Red Velvet albums. Mmm love a good Red Velvet album. And you know what this Red Velvet album did? Had me listening from first song to last and repeating, I could name what song was playing within three days and had an exact mood in my mind which means it's time for--

Album Review: Red Velvet's Chill Kill

An album perfectly poised for November's mood, wrapped sononically in haunted on the edge of holiday influences, constantly playing with the thin line between unsettled horror and Christmas joy in celebration~

Chill Kill

(First impressions here!)

Oh, hot damn what a title O.O I will admit, the teasers did not prepare me for how this would sound. Visually, I was completely prepared for the narrative of haunted girls trapped in a horror house that they burn down and escape from, for murder and cold-blue filters. But smiling sisterhood, a brighter chorus with hints of alien sounds, a borderline galactic twist on paranormal activity, was not in my expectations. The lyrics are poetic, vague but beautiful. But listening to the song, again outside of the video, but also rewatching the video, and in the context of the whole video, it was perfectly and beautifully composed. Wrapped in a "bad things happen, and are happening, but we'll run into the fire laughing and holding hands because it's us who started the fire to burn our pain" undertone, with Irene's final line turning back over your shoulder and looking up at the stars between the smoke.

Knock Knock (Who's There?)

Now there's the song I was expecting from the visual teasers! The piano plunking, the heavy, forboding orchestra in the chorus, this song is moonlight between bare tree limbs, heavy but unheard pounding on the door. "Bittersweet but I like the taste," "got a devil on my shoulder," this is the only song where the girls are playing to the whim of another, a sort of ghost that their lyrics cleverly paint an unsettling picture of, perhaps the man of the house from the Chill Kill m/v. But my favorite part, between wondering whether this guest is a devil or an angel, is the change in tone when they ask "Knock-knock, who's there?" from Joy's demanding tone, to Wendy's soft curious one, their guard is slowly falling and so is ours as the heavy orchestra feels less like his knocking at the door and more like our steps slowly walking to answer.

Underwater

Sononically wrapped in nostalgic percussion and production that pulls you into a murky soundscape, this song is drunken headiness and a siren that his it's tail wrapped around your neck as heavy eyelids fall shut. It's every bit being stuck in a spell that knows and never for a second doubts that it'll be able to win you over. While it might not be my favorite individually on the album, it's draped over the couch, overconfident it sounds like lazy but skilled riffing in the evening, that even pulls bold instructions in the bridge, "Up and down, go round and round," and leaves with an unfinished sort of ending because you'd already fallen in the first verse, and connects the previous song seamlessly to the next one.

Will I Ever See You Again?

Instant Favorite! Absolute masterpiece! Stunning, showstopping, [chef's kisses so hard]-- this is an OST wrapped up in so many emotions, the chorus in a dusky field, a harsh wind blowing, hands holding on before a parting, with a hopeful but very certain parting. Reading the lyrics is like reading a hurriedly written love letter, the first morning star on the horizon, and it's beautiful it steals your breath away.

Nightmare

Corpse Bride. Nightmare Before Christmas. A song that's constantly jumping between a house setting candles in the window for Christmas, and being completely haunted, the candles floating above cobwebbed steps. The girls are ghosts, smiling and taking you into the field by the hand, and you can feel something's wrong, something unsettled and haunted, but everytime you look down at your feet, they pull your face up by the chin with "We'll be fine!" and even if they say "Baby, bye-bye~!" or "I'm your nightmare!" they say it with such joy, and the christmas jingle bells are pulling you by the heartstrings, you'll let the waltz you into a six-foot-hole, and by the final chorus you're laying yourself into the coffine while they dance around you in Christmas hymns. All the lyrics are positively allyring, describing everything that might look scary and covering it in "Everything will be okay!" so beautifully-- I was surprised that the lyrics described exactly what the song made me feel! Even before the put the lid on your coffin, Seulgi throws in a smile around it with the line "Like that day, have some fun" before the ending stops suddenly and the coffin lid is placed firmly down.

Iced Coffee

Always lovely to see Lyre's production fingerprints scattered in credits~

This is a lullaby of winter, singing in Christmas, with lyrics of an enraptured but willing fall into a love you know hurts and will hurt but hurts so beautifully you keep falling deeper. The lyrics are perfect, cold-freeze that you fall for, keeps you up at night, dizzying, paralyzed, filling you so you can't escape it and the cold fills you so perfectly, and all the echo of the plunking and the strings in the back, and the guitar picking-- listen, I don't like coffee, but I imagine this is how people who drink Iced Coffee in the winter get addicted and going back for more, and to compare it to a mesmerizing love is stunning.

One Kiss

(Red Velvet I need choreo. One chance, please, I beg.)

This song does not disguse the femme fatale, it tells you exactly what happened, and how you were cursed from the first look. The pre-chorus jumps in front of you and doesn't let you look away, the only break in character being the momentarily bright beginning to Verse 2, where they slip into how you make them feel, before quickly switching to "Don't say anything, Shh!" and going back to telling you how cursed you are now that you've fallen. The harsh and isolated kiss sound before the chorus is damning, and the bridge tells you how isolated you are from escaping this love. The piano is playful, but only in the most Wednesday Adams way, and it's perfect.

Bulldozer

Oh it's swaying and snapping fingers, they're pissed and they're digging graves the old-fashioned way. Now it isn't just cursed to be in love, it's how this muse will completely destroy you, and the moment you let your guard down, well-- "Sorry, you got in my way." The heavy, deep, grounding sounds of this song are weaved with glass crashing in the back, an elegant mixture of chaos and elegance, as they tell you "I'm your poet, I'm your pain," ending with "vroom vroom" driving over your grave, and having the power to laugh, ending this song tauntingly free of you.

Wings

This song is looking up at the top of the tallest Christmas tree in the middle of town as the snowflakes float down into your face, catching your eyelashes, the soft glow of the city around your, everyone red-cheeked and smiling around you. It's letting go of a prayer in full hope, and holding a child's hand, and letting them go to run and play in the powdered snow. "Spread your wings my butterfly," and Wendy pulls all the R&B power in her ad-libs as the song slow vibes to a close with claps and their isolated voices. A very chill and very beautiful transition out of the album.

Scenery

Well, wouldn't be kpop 2023 gg (... I assume it's just ggs anyway XD) without a ballad to close off the album. This is in the comfort of home, Christmas by the fireplace with the few you love, warm tea in your hands, watching the little ones fall asleep as you comb your fingers through their hair. It's the year closing in peace, and the next one being behind the horizon. Time standing still. Or-- if you look closer at the lyrics-- it's a ghost visiting her child and whispering how much she loves her, and how all her child holds in her heart can be drawn out, and she will see it perfectly, written into the clouds, the trees, the landscape, perfect. The guitar strums, the piano echoes from somewhere close to somewhere far away, and the child closes her eyes and falls asleep.

This album was an absolute delight, absolutely one of my favorite cohesively of the year, and it captures the month of November so perfectly. I think Red Velvet probably has an album for every month of the year... hm. Well that's a thought~

All my lyrics incorporated were taken from Genius' translations, outside of what was in english that I could understand from myself lol

Would love to know what others think, or if you have other albums you'd like my thoughts on~~~

[mlobsters]

supernatural s8e23 sacrifice (w. jeremy carver)

are we gonna make nic cry (it's a low bar but s7 finale managed to not make it)

JODY It's not a date till I've cried.

we're definitely leaning into full on bad guy crowley this season. i liked when he was more ambiguous. maybe he'll help, maybe he'll fuck everyone over. dragging jody into it, now. all right

not me feeling more emotional about bobby's scrapyard than i did about seeing actual-bobby again

CROWLEY Nice try, squirrel. Moose is doing these trials. Moose signs. DEAN No, no. He's not signing anything until I read the fine print. [SAM yanks the pen from DEAN] SAM I can read it. DEAN Hey, you wanted me here. I'm here. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let him screw us even more. CROWLEY What's this? Trouble in paradise, boys?

crowley's turning into a bit of a caricature. too much of a good thing maybe

DEAN I can do this all day, 'cause you know what? Damn, it feels good! But sooner or later, you're gonna have to face it -- you're ours. Which means that your demon ass is going to be a mortal ass pretty damn quick. CROWLEY [to SAM] What's he mouthing on about? SAM You're the third trial, Crowley.

a) ignoring any bitch implications b) you know i really dislike torture but even i got a little vicarious satisfaction from dean punching him c) i've got a hodgepodge of demon dean/mark of cain nebulous plot awareness that's on the horizon but no idea how they come to pass, so my mind keeps wandering wondering if this or that is related. focus!

CASTIEL Yes. Would you say that you're looking for, uh, a partner in crime... ...or, uh, someone who's into nurse role-play and light domination? DWIGHT Brother, it's 10:00 a.m. on a Tuesday.

sir, this is a wendy's

lovely shot but it feels like the shiny happy people version of s1 true detective which is on the brain because of this video of a deleted scene i posted a bit ago which is just (gorgeous) extended moody atmospheric location shots of coastal louisiana set to appropriate music

SAM Honestly, for the first time in a long time, it feels like we're gonna win. I'm good.

TAKE IT BACK, SAM.

dean's just trying to help!

the sick damp puppy look is just too precious for words. dean, give him a hug and some soup

lovely lovely. even more true detective s1 vibes (that season of that show was one of the most beautiful things... southern gothic atmospherics off the charts. ugh. i made an edit with it and hannibal because the rust cohle is will graham is rust cohle of it all)

true detective s1e2 seeing things

DEAN Anything? You've been gone long enough. CASTIEL No. There was one female, but... DEAN What? CASTIEL ...I don't think she was female

heavy sigh. transphobic jokes are evergreen

followed up by dean being flabbergasted for .. 10 seconds? that the cupid love match thing was two men. fuck you, show. i know, it's nothing new. but back to back, i'm exponentially annoyed

and i'm so disinterested in this heaven business i'd never looked up naomi's actress. she was sam carter on sg1! totally did not recognize her without the blonde hair. i didn't watch a ton of sg1 but enough to be quite familiar with the mains

stargate sg-1 amanda tapping as samantha carter

anyway. back to sam being half dead and abaddon smoking out (was it red? they did this with crowley too and i wasn't sure it wasn't just the lighting on the black smoke)

again the twilight/zombie looks good on him

this crowley thing.. this whole girls (tv series) speech his voice is higher pitched and the accent changed? what is going on

and are we supposed to be feeling something about crowley crying and wanting help from sam with asking for forgiveness? the time given his speech and music says yes, but my brain says excuse me what now. offering his neck up like bella, mushy music swells

DEAN Metatron lied. You finish this trial, you're dead, Sam. SAM So?

glad i knew that was coming

okay so i've watched this whole church scene several times now trying to figure out why it's not hitting any emotional buttons. padalecki is working his ass off and doing amazing and i'm getting nothing from jackles, subsequently i'm feeling not much of anything. did they break my emotions? which is extra weird because the text of this conversation is like.. romantic catnip? should be breaking and remaking my heart and yet...? just for a hint at the end the music reminded me of the expanse and THAT made me feeling a little something. so, like a broken record, i'm blaming this partially on the musical score.

SAM Look at him. Look at him! Look how close we are! Other people will die if I don't finish this! DEAN Think about it. Think about what we know, huh? Pulling souls from hell, curing demons, hell, ganking a Hellhound! We have enough knowledge on our side to turn the tide here. But I can't do it without you. SAM You can barely do it with me. I mean, you think I screw up everything I try. You think I need a chaperone, remember? DEAN Come on, man. That's not what I meant. SAM No, it's exactly what you meant. You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can't do that again. DEAN Sam -- SAM [beginning to cry] What happens when you've decided I can't be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? Another angel, another -- another vampire? Do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother just –

like this really should be stabbing me in the gut and it's just not and it is such a shame because really, padalecki is doing so good with it. damnit, show, what did you do

DEAN Hold on, hold on! You seriously think that? Because none of it -- none of it -- is true. Listen, man, I know we've had our disagreements, okay? Hell, I know I've said some junk that set you back on your heels. But, Sammy...come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you! It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you.

"don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you" like hello, feelings, this is insane, where are you

the only part that worked for me is the little handfasting moment

do not to get to see this soft smile very often

DEAN Just let it go. SAM I can't. It's in me, Dean. You don't know what this feels like. [DEAN wraps a bandanna around Sam’s cut.] DEAN Hey, listen,we will figure it out, okay, just like we always do. Come on. DEAN Come on. Let it go, okay? Let it go, brother. SAM Hey, Dean. DEAN See? [ SAM Breathing shakily then Sam doubles over in pain. DEAN brings SAM outside the church. ] DEAN Sam? I got you, little brother. You're gonna be just fine.

calling him brother and little brother in one go

apparently i've forgotten already how cas and megatron left things in the time i spent trying to wrap my head around my (lack of) emotional reaction to the church thing. ah right, it was a spell, needed castiel's grace. that's why it's raining angels

the music, the effects.. this all hit the right notes at least. reminded me a smidge of stranger things with the music and rain and the car and ominous things happening in the sky.

see, imagine this show, but with the music of stranger things. like, really well done music cues, not just bad generic weird fake rock blues whatever and classic rock because we have one character note about his musical preferences and we're gonna ride it into the ground. i'm so bitter about the music in this show letting it down! lol

so why did fandom glom on to the spelling of cas? since it's pronounced cass. and is cass in the captions and scripts. having never heard it but seen it a bunch, i assumed it was going to be pronounced caz. cass too feminine?

(for the record one tear came from the expanse-like musical cue and i don't think spn gets the credit for it. i'm stunned, honestly)

so sometimes, i will admit, i have a kneejerk dislike - or anger, of something that seems irrational considering my shipping preferences. like, in 2x11 playthings and sam honestly looks like he's about to kiss dean, i was mad. i felt like they were baiting this thing that would never go anywhere, i was pissy about the gay jokes in the scenes prior at the front desk. now with separation and seeing 6 more seasons, i see how they actually have often stuck to this plausible deniability romance dynamic between them and made it more textual without making the impossible full commit to gay incest on the CW.

i don't think that's what's going on with me and the church thing because i'm not like freaked out->upset->pissy, i'm just... not feeling it. super weird

trying to keep a list of the horrifying results of castiel's attempts to do the right thing.... there's just so many 🤪

[caligariclinic]

Howdy! I'm Myron (He/Him), a 20 year old straight dude, and my hobbies reflect that. I love video games, cars (trust me I hate American car dependent infrastructure as much as the next leftist, but I have a guilty pleasure for sweet engine sounds), and I feel a physical withdrawal symptom when I've had too many days without cranking weights at the gym. A nice espresso tonic with a slice of orange peel makes me a happy man, too. The big fire lit under my ass motivating me towards activism is the increasingly rapid development of fascist activity in America, and anti-democratic tendencies becoming prevalent in the Republican Party.

I don't think I need to write an essay on why the mainstream right wants LGBT people not to live as they identify; the writing is on the wall. It doesn't look like the Democrats care enough to push back meaningfully, either. That's why I'm passionate about building the power of our local communities so that we can pressure our local politicians to give a damn about the issues affecting the people of Georgia.

It's important to mention that I think the establishment of a dictatorship of the proletariat would be super chill, but we can cross that bridge when we get to it.

[TK: Christ. Sir this is a bio on a brand new blog. This is a Wendy's. Love the energy tho]

IN THE MEANTIME

Arm yourself if you can do so safely and get to know your neighbors. It's your god-given right to bear arms, and making friends within your community will be great for you. Basically, what I'm saying is go outside (it is good for you!), and bake your neighbor a pie or a casserole or something (I am hungry). Just get active within your community, my friends!

[TK: All future posts from this dude will be tagged #myron. So ya know, block that tag if you hate theory lmao]

[gargy1975]

First Kill: Cal/Juliette TVO/TO/Legacies/etc. Stefan/Caroline Bonnie/Damon Keelin/Freya (wolfies' mate for life!) Heylah Marshal-Hope Mikaelson NO A/U, NO REAL PERSON/CAN BE SAME LOVERS...in Alternate Universe(s) Bi! CURIOUS BI-SEXUAL...STRAIGHT....(with knowledge I may NOT, read all the way through..."GAY"&"QUEER" are BOTH "UMBRELLA" terminology for ALL THINGS HOMO-SEXUAL...or HOMOPHOPHIC BIGOTS...so, won't have to make the be knowledgeable for their kids that may or may not be anything that is against anything that is phobic...but, are so scared to death of what this world's are not Straight....HOWEVER< THE "GAY"/"QUEER" World has become more literate more "sapphic" and stronger and proud(er) of themselves and their Family&Friends...EVERY OPEN-MINDED PERSON....who stands up for US in The "THE-STILL-STRAIGHT"...LGBTQ+ UNIVERSE is NOT a place to kept stray in the water that is ALWAYS is weakening and lighter....and instead of just be using any kind of religious rhetoric, that put a good face for being bigoted already steadily trying to maneuver into National Surfers' Champions, again" ...and we ALL PFLAG...we thank you...and we are no longer told to NOT be yourself...we don't give damn what they think of you...we cant go around and let homophobic to have reasons to kill you....and we listened...just NOW and FOREVER...we have to be fearfully for our PFFLAGers into the private places to keep themselves....for the reasons....and as an 100% LESBIAN/LESBIAN on WHY WE ARE BECOMING THE FASTEST/BRAVE-IST/INSTALMENT...BECAUSE AND OR PFLAGGers....ARE THE MOST SINCE WE ARE GOING TO INHALT THE FEAR/IGNORANCE/AND WE WILL/ARE/AND, MY (GARGY) MIGHT GIVE TIGHT...PARENTS' NEVER WANTING TO EVER LET GO....FOR THE FEAR OF THE RETURN OF THE HOLY WARS, THAT HAVE REALLY DIE....HERE'S A GOOD REASONS WHY TWO,SUPPOSEDLY IN AGREEMENT ON SO MANY EEOs...BUT, (2001) (I was going to GRADUATE, however, like 6-weeks earlier--2 ass-holes...(like 2-3 days BEFORE, was got on (Video footage) of Timothy McVeigh was going and watching the babies in the nursery...that was the BIGGEST Shadow of hate...and sometimes send a tear for those children and how many lives that Tim took from this world...and NOT just their's and all Family and FRIENDS....but, I am talking about FUTURE GENERATIONS....LEGIT and/or FAMILY& FRIENDS...and that's what one/two/etc....are JUSTIFIED....I am NOT any one side...just steadily in the INDEPENDENT MIDDLE....and NOT because any heroes have changed my mind back-n-forth...that is PATRIOTISM....o the BNZthe real political affirmation(s), that should, is, and will....we are best not just about because we walk away with like 50 More medals that we won in this NEW OLYMPICS...and see more of the same...and more in THE FUTURE....I was supporting BIDDEN...his views were passionate and for a man that is NOT being for granted JUST BECAUSE HE HAS ALZHEIMER'S and DEMENTIA was greatly swallowing a GREAT MAN with GREAT LOVE FOR THIS COUNTRY (that's right I am arrogant but than again USA won signiantly won 2 wars on Independent front...over UK...and territories)

What it took for BIDDEN to get his flesh-n-blood and core of the Democrats to decide he should go ahead in just take care of themselves...because he wanted and needed some strong and doesn't need/nor wanted to be treated like she was less than...between TRUMP RNC/HARRIS DNC...I sided with Oprah (by the way did Wendy "brake-up"...and then, the 100 1-DAYers PROMISES he threw at us...and then I heard our possible NEW VP tell us how he and his wife had to try so damn hard to conceive their daughter.....and Harris...had Q/A's over a lot of a very, very thin wire over a even thinner wire...and yes, I am voting INDEPENDENT.. but, sinking into that shadow that I fight to intolerant and establish ALL FREEDOMS THAT WE ALL HAVE FOUGHT FOR THE LGBTQ+ and PFLAG members and the growth we are seeing NOW and in to the future...and in this world I want to BRAVELY grow/thrive TO ALL 100% LEGAL CITIZENS...AND NOT BECAUSE THEIR CHILD WAS "USED" BUT ARE MORE THAN WILLING TO TAKE A TEST IN THEIR HOME COUNTRY....WE WILL NOT BE GRANTING BS OUT WITH "THE SO, WHAT..WE HAVE "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY" the other states' we are going into in which "OUR CHILDREN---those with dreams who want to fight in war(s) pursue happiness...ie-Freelance Artist which are hard enough....however, they have "family" these artist know but, respect the artist the distance they NEED but, COTG is "owed" her...and COTG...and investments....Which are defended...just because THE GREATEST NATION (and hell, yes....we prove it every time were "provoked" into "BABY-SITTING"

MODE....and they should baby-sitting THE USA just because we proceed them....and we OWE WORLD 8 TRILON (USD)....that we NEVER will be able to pay-off" maybe in the NEXT 20-45 more years of MY LIFE (ie-ALL MY BURIAL PLANS HAVE BEEN PLANED AND 100% PAID FOR) and I am HOPING 4 100% COTTON 100% USA 100% NO sweat shops that are NOT giving an even days (they are working way more than the average DAY OF WORK....for OMG! have ever saw JOE-MAN at a "YOU DON'T SEE DON"T HEAR etc. WE HAVE JOBS CAREERS right hear in 100% USA for an HONEST DAYS FOR AN 100% HONEST PAY...WE CAN AFFORD TO EDUCATE/PROVIDING THE EXPERIENCE/and TRAINING

AND A 100% "GAY" "QUEER" LESBIAN WORLD and PFLAG that are proud and love me just for I am....100% HOMO--SAPIEN....NOT A GROLIA NOT A FISH...but, we are ALL % 100 ANIMAL....WE TRY OUR BEST TO PROTECT...DEFENDED...AND PROUDLY AND DELIGRENTY FIGHTING AS GOOD AS WE CAN.....FOR THOSE "ANIMALS">>>THAT GIVE US WITH LOVE/RESPECT/etc.

PRESIDENT HARRIS HOW DO WE CAN SPELL AND SAY IT...AND HOW CAN SUPPORT YOU WITHOUT BREAKING ANY POLITICAL LAWS/REGULATIONS/PROCEDURAL/etc. AND CAN AFFORD IT.......I THINK AND BELIEVE CAN'T STRIVE and THRIVE on "PRO-CHOICE" WHEN THERE IS ADOPTION OTHER FAMILY & FRIENDS THAT REALLY WANT THAT >...LIFE...THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE THEMSELVES....WITH USA BEING THE 100% FIRST CHOICE/100%RESPECTED....I had TWICE BRACES...OKAY they were cool then....however, were not cheaper...my mom & my dad worked their asses off for me and my brother....and about how my 17 y/o mother got "knocked-up" but, still graduated Ada High as #1...and went to ECU in ADA and had my Half-Sister...before my mom sent that piece of shit the curb...and meet and greeted/fell in-love with my dad and tried for 5 years to have my brother...and had me almost...3 years old....I GOT MORE BUT YOU HAVE TO REQUEST IT...BE SPECIFIC, PLEASE! more?

oh you're jealous! - bamon

Bonnie was on her second glass of totally overpriced champagne and it was doing nothing for her. She was the one that talked him into being her plus-one to this gala, which had taken no small amount of pitching, but now she was regretting it. Why? Because the whole point of having him come along was that she would have someone to mutually complain to about the other guests. Only here she was, standing by the buffet, picking at mini quiches and finger sandwiches, while he was over there, being the life of the party. Why was she even surprised? Damon thrived in the spotlight. And given the many middle-aged women currently fawning over him, he was in his element. 

Rolling her eyes, Bonnie turned her back on the scene, and picked at a fruit plate. 

“Bon, you know the whole point of this was to bring in donors, right?” Caroline appeared next to her, gently bumping her hip with her own. “Well, that and I really wanted to go dress shopping.” She winked at Bonnie when she took in her shimmery rose-gold gown. “Nice, right?” 

Bonnie hummed. “Remind me again why you need donors when Stefan has more than enough to foot whatever bills the school has?” 

Caroline shrugged. “Tax purposes? Also, did I mention that galas mean shopping? Anyway, rich people love things like this. It makes them feel better about themselves.” 

Shaking her head, Bonnie felt a smile pulling at her mouth. “Well, as long as it’s going to a good cause.” 

“Oh, totally. We’re putting a ton of it into scholarships and the rest can go toward the olypmic-size swimming pool I’m already building in my head.” 

“Swim team or leisure?” 

Caroline shrugged. “Both.” With a wave of her hand, she said, “Anyway, enough about that. I know you weren’t exactly excited to come, but you’re not usually this scowly. What’s up?” 

“I’m not scowling.” 

“No?” Caroline raised an eyebrow. “I seem to remember you were a lot happier when you first got here. You and Damon were holed up together in some dark corner, giggling–” 

“We were not giggling.” 

“–he was doing that not-flirting-totally-flirting thing he does with you where he leans in real close and keeps intense eye contact…” She leaned in to show what she meant, amused when Bonnie merely rolled her eyes. “Speaking of, where is my brother-in-law?” 

Bonnie pursed her lips and gazed past Caroline’s shoulder to where her best friend was gesticulating wildly. “Entertaining rich widows last I checked.”  

Confused, Caroline turned around to see what she meant. “Oh.” She paused. “Oh!” She whipped around. “You’re jealous!” 

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[runningfrom2am]

give me updates bestie what are some songs you've been obsessed w lately, what have you been reading lately, what have u been watching lately or just any random things/activities etc that you've been vibing w lately

ooo gosh a bunch of stuff (but also somehow nothing? lol)

as far as music goes i have been loving hozier’s new album, i’m going to see him live in october and i’m super excited! same thing with maisie peters the good witch album, so so so good (and i’m seeing her live this weekend!). both are no skip albums, but my fave songs if i had to pick:

- first time, hozier

- abstract (psychopomp), hozier

- francesca, hozier

- history of man, maisie

- therapy, maisie

- wendy, maisie

honorable mention to post malone’s new album, AUSTIN ! also a no skip album and my fave song from that is Overdrive :)

shows/movies: i just finished watching “i know what you did last summer” on prime, and i lowkey hated it lol so i cant recommend it but i did watch the whole thing lol. i also just watched the new season of good omens and it was so good!! i’ve been (as always) watching a lot of markiplier’s vids, but also been recently obsessed with gab smolders (sean’s girlfriends) youtube channel and i just love every game she plays so yeah :)

ON thé topic of video games (ik you didn’t ask but that has been a hobby of mine for years so there’s always a game rotation happening)

- tears of the kingdom (i’m absolutely loving this game, i’ve been playing LOZ games for literally my whole life bc they were my moms favourite and just uGh i love it)

- bear and breakfast (this is the cutest damn game on planet earth i just restarted it)

- cult of the lamb (again, it slays you’re a cult leader but you’re a lamb so it’s also cute somehow)

that’s pretty much the highlights? i started ‘a good girls guide to murder’ and it’s good so far but i’m not very far into it so i’ll keep you updated lol.

[empressofthesunwriter]

Friendly Faces Everywhere

Codename Dovahkiin Part 2

Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.

She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!

Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.

Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.

This gonna be a wild ride!

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 5: Heartbreaks

After the whole Inquisitor business, we had a day off from school and I used it to hang out with my female friends.

I’m pretty proud of them.

They are turning into little feminists.

It’s a joy to see that.

We decide to all get tickets for the Woman of Rock concert in Denver this Saturday. That will be amazing! I know it!

Yeah, so we had a nice and calm day.

When school was back the next day a pissed Kyle walked past my locker. I was about to go to Tammy’s locker, but I can’t let one of my friends/crush be like that.

“Hey Kyle what’s wrong?”, I call after him.

Good thing he stops and turns to me.

“Morning N.K., did you have a nice day off?”

I walk up to him and place a hand on his shoulder.

“I hung out with the girls, we had a nice day. You, my friend, look like some spit into your cereals.”

Kyle makes a face and explains: “You know I have a little brother. Ike?”

“Mhm-Mhm.”

“Well, I got the new Call of Duty and wanted to play with him, but he rather watches some dude named PewDiePie play it on his computer.”

“What is a PewDiePie?”, I ask confused.

“He's this guy from Sweden who has over 30 million YouTube subscribers. That dude is a big celebrity with kids these days.”

It makes klick in my head.

“Oh, he is a Let’s Player isn’t he?”

Kyle looks surprised at me.

“You know that, but you don’t know him?”

“I look sometimes at youtube videos if I don’t know how to solve a riddle in one of my video games for example.”, I explain to him. “Youtube is full of Let’s Players, but I never really gave them any attention. I just look for a solution if I’m stuck on continuing on playing. Don’t care who gives me that.”

“I wish Ike would do the same thing. He…just watched this PewDiePie play the games he should play with me and doesn’t care anymore.”, he signs defeated.

“Are you jealous, Ky?”

“Maybe a bit. I just want to spend time with my little brother. He can be a little shit, but I love him.”

My heart gets all warm and I want to hug Kyle to death. That’s so sweet!

I look around and find what I need right now.

Janitor’s closet.

I take Kyle’s hand, ignore his questions about what I’m doing, and lead him into it. I close it behind us.

Kyle is clearly confused, till I wrap my arms around his neck, hugging him to me. Now he is red like a tomato but hugs me back.

“N.K.?”

“I know I said that I wanted us all to stay friends and maybe it’s really not fair to Kenny but…you are so hot and cute when you talk about how much you love your brother. I dig it so much, someone who cares for his family. Do you mind if I kiss you, Ky?”

I can’t even look so fast as Kyle plants clumsy his lips on mine. I grin because of his enthusiasm and his clear lack of experience.

The red-haired boy feels this and takes his lips from me.

“Was this bad? Or too eager?”, he asks unsure.

 “It was perfect, now come here.”

I kiss him now.

Our lips slot together and slowly I show him how to kiss right. Our lips meet and part in a hot dance, till I’m sure he can handle it and lick along his lips.

Like a good boy, Kyle opens his mouth to me and we explore each other mouth.

He is a damn fast learner, I give him that.

I’m enjoying myself greatly and I hope he does too. The way he moans as we got more…handsy with each other is a good indicator that he is having the time of his life.

That’s when Kyle gets bolder. Shit! I had a feeling that Kyle is a top. Now I’m the one who moans and has weak knees.

Normally I prefer to top, but as he kisses along my throat, feeling his hands everywhere I have to admit to being a sub to him isn’t all that bad.

It’s amazing and an experience I can only recommend.

“Kyle!”, I moan as he sucks a practically sensible spot on my neck. “I would love to continue. Oh shit, baby, right there! Ah! But, but the school bell.-“

“Lay down.”

Huh?

Drunk on my hormones I blink at him.

The Kyle I see now turns me even more on. His beautiful green eyes have a spark in them I never saw and that smirk! Fuck, it’s hot.

He plants a kiss on my lips.

“Lay down, N.K. I don’t care if we miss the first hour, I’m not done with you. I waited so long to have you with me, dream about it, I’m not letting this chance waste.”, he confesses to me and his burning look could set me on fire right here right now.

I let out a whine and do as he says.

Let’s just say we missed the first hour completely and he had to put a hand on my mouth or I would have moaned so loudly that we would have been caught.

10 to 10 can only recommend skipping school and being with a fiery redhead in a janitor’s closet.

My satisfied smile doesn’t leave me, even after I got detention for missing the first lesson and didn’t have an excuse, to when all girls sat together at lunch break.

All my friends look confused and worried at me.

Wendy leans over to Tammy and whisper-shouts: “What’s wrong with her, her smile is creeping me out.”

“I don’t know. She missed the first lesson and then came the second lesson grinning like that.”, whisper–shouts Tammy back.

“N.K. hun, we love you, but stop it with the Joker smile.”, begs me, Bebe, while all our friends agree.

“I’m just happy, why is my smile creeping you out?”

“Why is your voice all raspy?”, wants Heidi to know. “It’s like…I don’t know?”

“Like she screamed really loud?”, means Red, eating her Mac and Cheese, pointedly not looking at me so she can’t see my apparently creepy smile.

“Yeah, like this.”

Nichole seems to analyze me formally, till she has a conclusion and gasps.

“Someone got down on you, didn’t they, N.K.?!”

Caught I blush crimson red and my friends’ chins meet the floor.

“You are kidding!”, shrieks Annie.

“Damn girl!”, applauds me Red.

“Who was it?!”, demands Bebe to know, while Wendy, Tammy, and Heidi just stare at me. I’m imagining things or does Heidi look sad?

“First of all that’s not the first time someone got down on me!”, I make clear. This earns me surprised gasps and damn girl. “Nor it’s not the first time I got down on someone and can you stop acting all shocked? Thanks. I’m just high on endorphins, that’s why I smile so. Also, it was one of my crushes so…”

“Oh my god, it was Kenny wasn’t it?!”, guesses Bebe.

I can’t help the smirk and drink my glass of water like the thirsty hoe I am.

“No…Kyle?!”, gasp Tammy and all my friends are losing it.

“Kenny and I had our moment when we played Stick of Truth and well today I had it with Kyle.”, I explain.

My friends are losing clearly their shit, only Heidi looks sadder any second.

Huh?

“Heidi?”, I call her. “Is something wrong?”

“N-No…I’m just not hungry anymore.”

She stands up from the table with her tablet.

“I will just…throw this away and maybe hang out at the library.”

We look after her all worried and confused.

“What is with Heidi?”, wonders Annie.

“Never saw her like that.”, agrees Nichole.

“Let’s give her time. Now N.K. you have to tell us all about how good Kenny and Kyle are, I’m dying over here!”, begs me, Bebe.

I roll my eyes but I explain in detail my two…let’s call it adventures with the boys.

After I’m done all look really bothered and red in the face.

“Damn, sis, I don’t want to be in your shoes right now.”, tells Tammy. “This makes it only more complicated whom you should pick.”

…Oh fuck didn’t think about that.

“You didn’t even think about that, huh?”, deadpans Wendy at me.

I groan and let my head fall on the table.

“My thirstiness once again fucked me.”

“At least you got two times good oral fucked before.”

“Bebe!”

“I’m just saying, Wends!”

At the end of the school day, I manage to catch Kenny alone at his locker.

“My princess.”, I call for him. “Can we talk for a second?”

“Hey N.K., what’s up?”, he asks as he puts some books in his backbag.

I sign, nervously rubbing my neck.

“Kenny I…Oh fuck, how do I say this?”

Kenny just titles his head cutely.

“You remember our little…erm…romantic getaway while we played Stick of Truth? After we freed Craig from detention?”  

He stares a second at me, till I hear how he snorts. “Nice description of us both giving the other head.”

“Kenneth, keep it down!”, I hiss. “It’s not anyone’s business.”

“Sure thing babe, why are you asking me that? Wanna go again? Choose me over Kyle?”

I can clearly hear the hopefulness in his jesting tone.

Oh fuck.

Why can’t I control myself better?

What I’m gonna tell him, will surely break his heart.

POLYAMORY!

Brain, not now!

I take all my courage I have to confess: “Actually…me and Kyle had today such a moment. That’s why he was late for class.”

It’s still between us.

A really bad stillness.

I don’t like it one bit.

“So…you choose Kyle? Did you want to tell me that?”, guesses Kenny in such a sad and defeated tone, that I get tears in my eyes. I feel his pain. “Can’t blame you. Kyle is good-looking, smart, and well-off. He can treat you better than I ever could.”

Before he can walk away I grip him by his shoulders.

“Kenny, Kenneth, my princess, that say such things. I told you this because I said we should stay friends and then I got horny and forgot it. I’m at fault here. I like you so much Kenny, I really do, but I like Kyle too. I can’t decide because I’m greedy and want you both.”, I tell him.

“Both? Like at the same time?”, he asks wondering. “Like a harem or what?”

“More like polyamoures relantenship. It’s when three or more people date each other.”, I correct. “But I know I can’t demand that from Kyle and you. You both are straight and don’t have feelings for each other. I will tell this Kyle too and not persuade anyone of you. I rather stay friends with you both than lose one of you. Forgive me, Kenny.”

With that dramatically I leave him.

Tears falling down my cheeks.

Why had this come to this?

It’s Saturday night and our whole girl squad with our mothers are at the Woman of Rock concert.

The atmosphere is amazing and Miley Cyrus slays, yet I can’t enjoy this.

I’m thinking about the heartbreak I inflicted on Kenny and Kyle. All because I’m greedy, chasing after something I can never have.

Both of them.

All my friends and our moms are having the time of their life, only I am the sad one.

Without enthusiasm, I dance and sing along to the songs.

That’s when I see how Heidi is walking in the direction of the food stands.

“Where is Heidi going?”, I yell at Tammy.

“She said she is thirsty.”, she answers yelling back.

Well…it’s not like I have anything better do to. Maybe talking with Heidi and eating a hotdog is better.

I tell my Mamma that I’m going to get something to eat, then I reach Heidi as she buys herself a Pepsi.

I didn’t see it before but…Heidi also looks like she rather be somewhere else than here.

Kinda like me.

“Hey, Heidi. The concert isn’t that great for you too, huh?”

She drinks her Pepsi, not looking at me.

“Yeah, I thought I would enjoy it, but I just can’t stop to think.”

“I feel you.”, I admit. “Wanna talk about it?”

Heidi shrugs her shoulders but agrees. I get myself something to drink too and a hotdog and we sit down at one of the tables.

“You still hung up on Kyle and Kenny?”, she ask me directly.

I sign.

“I told them both that I called it off.”

“Called it off?”

“Heidi, I’m a greedy bitch who wants Kyle and Kenny at the same time. Polyamoures relationship, do you remember I explained to you guys this the other day or so? I know that both will never agree to that since they are straight, so I put an end to this. I will stay just friends with them.”

My brunette friend humms and then looks at me with sad eyes.

Why is she sad?

“But you still like them.”

“That will probably never change.”, I confess, trying to keep my tears at bay.

Kyle and Kenny are both one in a million. I never felt a connection with someone as I feel it with them.

But it’s a pointless dream.

“You know I have a crush.”, startles me Heidi with her own confession. I blink at her, while she smiles bittersweet. “But my crush doesn’t seem to realize this.”

“Then he is an idiot.”

“She.”

…WHAT?!

“Don’t look that shocked…your lessons helped me realize that I actually like girls too.”, she admins, playing with her cup. “And now I have this crush on this amazing girl, yet she doesn’t see it, because she has her own drama going on.”

I just look at Heidi. My gut is telling me I know who she is talking about.

I reach for her hand, squeezing it.

“I never meant to hurt you too! I’m sorry I didn’t see you Heidi.”, I apologize heartfully.

She blushes red like a tomato and looks down.

“You had Kenny and Kyle on your mind.”

“That’s not an excuse to treat you badly. Heidi, you are one of my best friends. Yes, I’m hung up on Kenny and Kyle, but you mean a lot to me too.”

“Don’t give me hope, please.”, she cries silently.

I wipe away her tears and caress her cheek.

“Heidi listen. I thought about asking you out, but I didn’t because of this whole Kenny and Kyle disaster. But I put an end to this. It has no future. But…I can imagine a future with you.”

Now she gasps, crying even more.

“You wanna go out with me tomorrow?”, I ask her. “I will totally understand after all this if you don’t want to.”

She is still for a few seconds till she answers: “I—I would like this very much.”

I can’t help but smile and give her a little kiss on the cheek. Heidi blushes even more.

My heart feels a bit lighter.

Maybe that is what I need right now to get over Kenny and Kyle.

A real date with someone I like and only like them.

Heidi and I return holding hands back to the concert.

Well, the concert ended in a flop as Lorde started to rub her clit in front of us all.

Never so fast did my Mamma pick me up and got me home.

I’m now in my room, telling Tammy on the phone about my date with Heidi tomorrow.

“Not that I’m happy for you that you still wanna date.”, she begins. “But is this really the best way, if you still like Kenny and Kyle?”

“I never said I didn’t like Heidi!”

“Yeah, I know. You said that you would hit her or Bebe up. I’m just…worried okay? For you and for her. Don’t get into a relationship only because you can’t have Kenny and Kyle together. That wouldn’t be fair to Heidi.”

We talk till bedtime about this. I can understand Tammy, I really do, but I also really like Heidi.

I want to try.

Sunday evening approaches fast and it’s time for my date with Heidi.

I picked this time a red dress, with a rose hairband and black shoes.

We agreed on I would pick her up for our date.

I knock on her door and her father opens.

“Hello N.K.”

“Hello Mr. Turner, is Heidi ready?”

“In a moment, little lady. Look I’m gonna be straight with you, I always thought my daughter would bring a boy home, so I’m a bit confused about what to do.”, he tells me. “I know you both are good friends already and treating you to hurt you if you hurt her…hasn’t the same effect since you are a girl and I don’t think you are like the horny boys in your age group…so…just be good to my daughter all right?”

I give it to Mr. Turner he is at least trying. A lot of parents should be like this. Supportive.

“Don’t worry Mr. Turner Heidi is first and foremost my friend, even if this wouldn’t work out I would do anything to stay her friend because I like her.”, I say to him.

“Good, that’s good, little lady. Heidi! N.K. is here.”, he calls back into the house.

“Coming Dad!”

Seeing Heidi in her pretty floral dress makes all doubts vanish from my mind.

I smile big at her and she smiles the same way back at me.

I greet her with a little cheek kiss, taking her hand.

Yes, this is the right decision.

Hand in hand Heidi and I walk into school. We giggle and smile, ignoring the shocked looks of most people.

We walk up to our friend group, who is standing around Bebe’s locker. All are smiling back at us.

At least our friends are on our side.

“Since you both shine bright like diamonds, I assume your date went well?”, it’s a rhetorical question from Tammy.

I wrap my arm around Heidi’s shoulder and kiss the crown of her head. All our friends coo.

“Yeah, we are dating!”, I proclaim.

Our friends start to congratulate us, as I hear Cartmen’s voice: “Oh look at that, the thirsty hoe, got herself a little lesbian. Tired of sucking dicks, huh, bitch!”

I turn around to smash my fist in his stupid face…only to blink at the little commentator window above us, like in a Let’s Play.

“What the fuck Cartman!”

“What is this shit, now?”, adds Wendy, as the other girls agree.

“It’s called commenting. Not that a hippie like you would know, Wendy.”

“Fuck off, Fatass!”, I growl. “Or I will make you.”

“And how-“

I’m not letting him finish.

I jump high in the air and smash my fist against it.

The commentary window is gone.

All aww at me, while Heidi says proudly: “That’s my girlfriend!”

One good thing about this strange ability Cartman now has is that since I destroyed it, people don’t really react anymore to Heidi and me, they ask me to please destroy Cartman’s commentary window when it pops up.

It’s satisfying seeing fatass getting madder at me for any window I destroy.

Still, I wonder how he got that power all of a sudden.

Well, if he plans to get world domination this way I will stop him with my Magical Girl Powers.

For now, I will enjoy my new relationship with Heidi.

As I escort her to her classroom, I see Kenny and Kyle who look at me with…longing I would say.

I ignore them and kiss Heidi’s forehead as a goodbye.

It’s better this way.

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Lana Del Rey Songs Categorised

I didn't include a few but that's covers/demos / sorted by vibe/lyrics / there are other versions of this that could be made

Bad Girl - Lana's bad girl songs that make you feel cool af

Scarface

Summer of Sam

Making Out

Put Your Lips Together

Dum Dum

Kinda Outta Luck

Children of the Bad Revolution

Dangerous Girl

Girl That Got Away

Maha Maha

Hangin' Around

Catch and Release

Queen of the Gas Station

Gramma

Smarty

St Tropez

I Learned How To Make Love

Teen Romance

Prom Song (Gone Wrong)

Paris

Puppy Love

Television Heaven

Love

Back To Tha Basics

Brooklyn Baby

Me and My Boyfriend

Sweet Romance - Somewhat gentle and cute romance songs

Starry Eyed

When I'm With You

JFK

Because of You

Daddy Issues

Tulsa Jesus Freak

Bartender

Groupie Love

Lust For Life

Lucky Ones

American

Joshy and I

Dreamgirl

For K Part 2

You Mister

Coca Cola

How Do You Know Me So Well?

Stoplight Delite

Serious Romance - They have a more serious tone but they're genuinely romantic

Yosemite

Swan Song

Cinnamon Girl

Living Legend

True Love - Deep and romantic

Let Me Love You Like A Woman

Young and Beautiful

Life Is Beautiful

Venice Bitch

Love Song

California

Old Money

Off To The Races

Video Games

Never Let Me Go

On Our Way

Heartbreak - Songs for feeling all kinds of sad romantically

Thunder

Hallucinogenics

Fine China

French Restaurant

Hollywood's Dead

Your Band Is All The Rage

Afraid

Some Things Last A Hard Time

Happiness Is A Butterfly

White Mustang

Norman Fucking Rockwell

Terrence Loves You

The Blackest Day

Cruel World

Dark Paradise

Summertime Sadness

Blue Jeans

Pawn Shop Blues

Westbound

Methamphetamines

F You - Aimed for people who kind of suck

Tired of Singing the Blues

Noir

Playground

It's Not You It's Just Me

Damn You

In My Feelings

High By The Beach

Flipside

In The Sun

So Legit

Seduction - Sexual songs generally

Trash Magic

Us Against The World

Marilyn

Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight

Paradise

Playing Dangerous

Behind Closed Doors

You Can Be The Boss

Party Girl

Pussycat Kittycat

BBM Baby

Big Bad Wolf

Be My Daddy

Ooh Baby

Push Me Down

Delicious

Freak

Salvatore

Daddy's Girl

Burning Desire

Mermaid Motel

Yayo

Disco

Hey You

Body Electric

Kill Kill

Jimmy Gnecco

Wolf T-Shirt

Sad Romance - Kind of toxic romance or the darker side of romance

TV In Black and White

I Talk To Jesus

Colour Blue

Put The Radio On

My Best Days

Resistance

Velvet Crowbar

Breaking Up Slowly

Fuck It I Love You

The Next Best American Record

The Greatest

Cherry

Summer Bummer

Tomorrow Never Came

24

Shades of Cool

Black Beauty

Is This Happiness?

Million Dollar Man Pretty Baby

Drive By

Hey Blue Baby

Greenwich

Hawaiin Tropic

Axl Rose Husband

Butterflies Part 1

Heartshaped Chevrolet

Bellevue

Ben

How To Disappear

Dreamy - Aesthetically pleasing songs sonically, and a lot of Lana's songs are but these stand out the most

Yes To Heaven

Angels Forever Forever Angels

Ave Maria

Wayamaya

Roses Bloom

Honeymoon

Art Deco

Religion

West Coast

Guns and Roses

Bel Air

Cherry Blossom

Dangerous Love - Jealousy and obsession

Your Girl

Is It Wrong?

Jealous Girl

She's Not Me

Serial Killer

Caught You Boy

Roses

Criminal and Gangsta Love - The bad romances

Queen of Disaster

Backfire

Beautiful Player

Crooked Cop

Hundred Dollar Bill

Gangsta Boy

Live or Die

Hit and Run

Ghetto Baby

Every Man Gets His Wish

Live Forever

Bad Boy

Match Made In Heaven

Bops - They're good for bopping

Roll With Me

Motel 6

Florida Kilos

Brite Lites

Diet Mountain Dew

Boom Like That

Starlet - A lot of Lana's songs feature starlets but these are the songs that let her shine as a star

Hollywood Dynamite

Fake Diamond

A Star For Nick

Radio

Strong - Being the stronger one in the relationship

Lift Your Eyes

Serene Queen

Break My Fall

Big Eyes

I Can Fly

Get Free

Mariner's Apartment Complex

Ride

All You Need

Junky Pride

Move

There's Nothing To Be Sorry About

More Mountains

In Wendy

Wild One

Wait

Weird Vibe - They either sound creepy or just have an unsettling feel

Bentley

C U L8r Alligator

Strangelove

You and Me

Let My Hair Down

Get Drunk

Betty Boop Boop

Jump

Raise Me Up (Mississippi South)

Jesus Is My Boyfriend

Hmm - They could go into other categories but they are songs that have darker, disturbing elements

Baby Blue Love

1949

Roller Derby

Heavy Hitter

Boarding School

Ultraviolence

Lolita

Put Me In A Movie

Sad Girl - Songs with a sad vibe

Last Girl on Earth

All Smiles

Wait For Life

Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It

13 Beaches

Heroin

Music To Watch Boys To

God Knows I Tried

Pretty When You Cry

Carmen

This Is What Makes Us Girls

Without You

Oh Say Can You See

Born To Die

Valley of the Dolls

Stripper - Pure stripper theme

Go Go Dancer

Dance For Money

Midnite Dancer Girlfriend

Other Woman - Pure other woman theme

Other Woman

True Love On The Side

Sad Girl

Cola

Next To Me

Money/Fame/Materialism - Songs that revolve around those three things

Money Power Glory

Fucked My Way Up To The Top

Gods and Monsters

National Anthem

Breaking My Heart

Makes You Think - Deeper songs

Coachella

God Bless America - And All The Beautiful Women In It

When The World Was At War We Kept Dancing

Beautiful People Beautiful Problems

Change

Money Hunny

Looking For America

Songs That Sound Like Diary Entries - More personal tracks

I Must Be Stupid For Being So Happy

My Momma

Wild At Heart

Dark But Just A Game

Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Blizzard

Elvis

White Dress

Aviation

Run Motorcycle

Out With A Bang

Dance Til We Die

Bad Disease

Fordham Road

I Don't Wanna Go

For You

Try Tonight

You're Gonna Love Me

Outliers - They're more happy

Come When You Call Me

Birds of a Feather

Driving In Cars With Boys

[httpmentalbreakdown]

I don’t know why this is in my head but I had to write headcannons for AATC. This has been on my mind for 2 weeks a whole damn month.

- Simon and Theodore want to start a Youtube channel together but they’re afraid Alvin will take over ( and he will lmao.) The bloopers and bromance from these smols 🥺

- Jeanette actually kissed Simon first, but they let their siblings think otherwise

- Eleanor teaches a youth zumba class at the rec

Theodore also attends this zumba class, but not just for the exercise

- Brittany does her makeup to True Crime podcast. Only when the murderer is a female though. She also wants to start a makeup commentary page on Youtube.

- Theodore has other interests than baking. He does karate classes after school. Thank you very much.

- Alvin can paint practically photo realistic paintings and he is pretty good at math if he tries. (People who are proficient in music are usually good at math)

- Brittany convinced Alvin to watch Euphoria with her. They so didn’t cry during the Ashtray scene and you can’t tell them otherwise. (They did)

- Eleanor starting wearing her hair out in high school. (Think mid-shoulder wavy blond with highlights) Brittany even cut her bangs for her.

- Jeanette wears a lot of Brandy Melville. Oversized sweaters, ripped jeans and doc martens are her comfort clothing

- Simon is really into photography and post a lot of these photos to his instagram.

- Alvin has a playlist for his life and he is always in MJ’s top 1% listeners on Spotify.

- Brittany acts like Olivia Rodrigo is overrated, but she secretly sings Good 4 U when she’s driving alone.

- Theodore post body positivity on his story because males can be insecure too.

- The kids all have a gc where they send memes, gifs and tiktoks

- Jeanette wants to be a fantasy/romance novelist among many other things

- Simon has perfect calligraphy style handwriting and his notes include color coding and little diagrams. (Think that pinterest note taking aesthetic)

- Eleanor will wear heels if they are the low strappy kind.

- Alvin is fluent in French by the time he graduates and wants to study abroad there. ( He’s still barely passing the other classes 😭)

- Brittany asked Alvin to teach her some French. He of course acted smug so they started arguing naturally. She didn’t think it was hot when he spoke French at all. (Psst. She does)

- Simon is pretty popular on Twitter for his snarky clap backs. He even rivals the Wendy Twitter page. ( if you know you know)

- Jeanette got prettiest eyes superlative in the yearbook. She blushed red the whole day. She didn’t know that one even existed.

- Simon is on the student council and has quite a bit of power over the yearbook.

- Theodore gets a little more witty and sassy as he gets older. Alvin was actually shocked when he told him off. (Eleanor is his girlfriend and Simon is his brother. I think that says everything.)

- Brittany loves drag and keeps up with drag race every season.

- Alvin still listens to vinyl, and frequently thrifts for records or drives across town to the nearest record store.

- Alvin and Brittany both co host the morning announcements. This means two opinionated hot heads commenting on everything. Even the principal kinda enjoys their banter.

- Eleanor and Alvin watch sports together, bet on players and shit talk the refs. Loser has to buy the other dinner. Let’s just say this is how Alvin often goes broke.

-Simon revamps his style in junior year. Think button ups, pants, trench coats and casual dress shoes or vans. Even Brittany is impressed.

- Jeanette really enjoys video games and sometimes she’ll stream on twitch. Alvin joins in every Friday.

- Theodore does ASMR cooking and baking tiktoks. Since he switched from vegetarian to vegan, he has become more inspired meal wise.

- Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor have girls night every Saturday and rock, paper, scissors over 2000s rom coms.

- Alvin, Simon and Theodore like to play kiss, marry, kill in their shared study block . Alvin would so kiss Doja Cat.

- Brittany so played Glinda in the schools production of Wicked. She killed it of course.

- Alvin got into USC, NYU, Juilliard, and Manhattan School of Music.

- Eleanor tore her ACL and twisted her ankle during soccer. Theodore decorated her cast. Alvin wrote “clumsy ass” in gold sharpie.

- Simon is addicted to coffee and with his inventions keeping him up, he really needs it.

- Jeanette’s sophomore year includes the following changes: boobs, a tan, and curtain bang fringe and all in that order. For once in his life, Simon is speechless.

- Theodore hate watches reality tv with Brittany. They are currently rewatching ANTM

- Brittany sees Simon and Theodore as the brothers she never asked for but loves dearly. The feelings mutual

- Alvin got cheated on in freshman year. The group all had the same lunch every day. Let’s just say the others death glared her into oblivion. Even Theodore.

- Eleanor wears her letterman jacket with almost everything.

- Brittany makes her own clothes and embroiders other pieces. She applied to Parsons and crosses her fingers.

- Jeanette doesn’t enjoy Science as much as she used to. She just has so many other interests it gets pushed aside at times.

- Simon knows 5 languages and insults Alvin in every single one.

- The kids are all in chorus together, so means glee style diva offs between A + B, much to Simon, Jeanette, Theodore and Eleanor’s displeasure.

- Alvin and Brittany wrote the songs for the student produced school musical. The score is a chefs kiss.

[soulmate-game]

OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SO GOOD AT WRITING! I NEED A PART 3 WITH KON AND JON PLEASE!!! 🥺🥺❤️ (Only if u wanna write it tho)

Lol. Sure, why not?

—*—*—*—*—*

“You know,” Tim drawled as he sipped his drink, smirking at his boyfriend across from him. “I think this is the best date you’ve taken me on so fa—“

At that, the door to the restaurant was kicked open. Instantly, Tim and Kon tensed and got ready to jump into action, only for them to both just gape at who, exactly, had just barged in. Said barger almost instantly zeroed in on them, marching over with hands on his hips.

“And how many dates has my traitorous brother taken you out on, Huh?” Jon asked petulantly. Kon didn’t know whether to cry, laugh, or run away while he had the chance.

“Uh,” Kon floundered, absolutely caught off guard. Not that that seemed to be a problem, because Jon just started up talking again, the whole restaurant looking at them;

“When were you gonna tell me that you’re GAY?!”

“Uh. Look, Jon, buddy,” Kon tried to save himself, but couldn’t quite come up with the words fast enough. Jon places a hand over his heart, looking for all the world as if he was truly heartbroken. Dramatic asshole.

“I thought we were FAMILY! How could you do this to me? The horror! The injustice of it all! My brother is GAY—“

“Jon, seriously, can we at least not do this in public?” Poor Kon was starting to look pale and twitchy, so Jon sped his act up.

“—and he doesn’t even tell his gay brother that he’s gay!” Everyone else in the restaurant, who had been filming this on their phones and nervously chattering about homophobia and if someone was gonna step in, suddenly went pin-drop silent.

“What.” Kon forgot about the beginnings of his terror, now completely dumbfounded. “Wait, you’re gay too?”

“Yeah! Which is why I’m angry!” Kon put his hands on his hips again. “Damian’s mom had to tell me that our dad is Bi, because I thought he was straight and was agonizing about how to come out to him! And she also told me the huge dramatic tale of an apparently ten-year-long love triangle between her, Damian’s dad, and our dad. It was nuts.”

Kon wrinkled his nose, Tim copying the expression. “Wait, our dads? Ewww.”

“Yeah, I know,” Jon nodded before continuing. “So I was mad at Dad, because he never told me he wasn’t straight! And I spent weeks agonizing over nothing because of it! And then Dad tells me that YOU’RE gay too?! The treachery! The mutiny! You copycat! You didn’t even have the DECENCY to tell your brother that you were GAY so that he didn’t have to worry about being the only non-straight in the family!”

“I didn’t know you were gay too! And I never even told Dad, how does he know?!”

“Apparently he knows everything!” Jon threw his hands up. “He’s the one who told me to crash your date today after the prank I pulled on him yesterday for not telling me he was bi!”

“HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT OUR DATE?!”

“HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT I’M GAY?!” Jon yelled right back. “I TOLD YOU I HAD A CRUSH ON DAMIAN YEARS AGO!”

“I THOUGHT YOU MEANT AS A FRIEND?!”

“OH MY GOD MY BROTHER IS DUMB!” Jon turned his attention to Tim. “YOU’RE SMART! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO RUB OFF ON HIM!”

Tim, who was half-sunk into his chair and only still watching this fiasco out of morbid fascination, just deadpanned at Jon and said; “There’s no cure for Stupid, your honor. He only has one braincell and it forgot how to multiply.”

“Hey!” Kon protested, slamming his hands on the table. “You’re my boyfriend! You’re supposed to be on my side!”

“I can’t help that I’m dating a punk himbo, Conner.”

“Graaaah!”

“And I’m dating Damian!”

Tim looked over, horrified. “I fully expected this, but also— is it voluntary? Do you need a way out?”

Jon rolled his eyes. “He’s sweet, shut up.”

“Oh my god he’s brainwashed you!” Tim was obviously just being dramatic (he loved his brother, regardless of how they didn’t often get along) so Jon ignored him and turned back to his own brother.

“Anyway, you must suck at this whole dating thing. I heard Tim say this was the best date you’ve taken him on and, full offense intended but,” he swept his arm around to indicate the restaurant. “This is a Wendy’s.”

“At least we’re not getting mugged this time though,” Kon said with a shrug.

“This is also only the third date in four years that he’s taken me on. I started all the others.”

“YOU’VE BEEN GAY FOR FOUR YEARS AND DIDN’T TELL ME?!”

—*—*—*—*—*

Later, Tim was at the Batcomputer and Marinette was handing him his first cup of coffee for the long night ahead. He looked down at his phone when it beeped, and let loose a tortured groan. Marinette just raised an eyebrow at her adopted son.

“Uh? Problems in paradise?” She asked when she saw that the sender was Kon’s contact in Tim’s phone. Tim groaned again.

“Not exactlyyyyy,” he hedged. “You told Jon that Clark is bi.”

Marinette blinked, having actually forgotten about that after Damian had showed her the video Jon had gotten of Clark. Then again, the video ended abruptly ... as if Jon had intentionally cut something out at the end.

“Jon was catastrophizing at the dinner table— oh yeah you weren’t there because you dragged Kon out for a date that night— anyway, he was having a crisis and I needed to get revenge on Clark for something. So yeah, I told him the whole story.”

“Well,” Tim growled. “Clark told Jon about Kon being gay. And somehow he knew exactly where and when we were having our date.”

Marinette caught on, unable to hide her large grin. “Oh nooooo,” she breathed. “What did he do?”

Tim grumbled and brought up the YouTube video of the whole interaction. Marinette damn near laughed herself into a coma over it, and it had already gotten over a million hits too.

“Oh my god,” Marinette had to catch her breath. “I didn’t realize Kon was just as much of a himbo as the other two of them! I thought he had to have more sense, I always thought that being a punk requires more than just the bare minimum level of intelligence.”

“Apparently not.”

“Wait,” Marinette seemed to realize something, putting her hand on her chin in sudden thought. “Wasn’t... didn’t Luthor make Kon the same year Jon was born? They’re technically the same age even though Kon is physically older, right?”

Tim’s jaw dropped. “Oh my god,” he breathed. “Luthor must have accidentally cloned Jon’s only braincell into Kon’s body,” he jokingly “realized”. “They are twin dumbasses!” He blinked, and held his phone up. “Oh shit, Jon covered Kon’s apartment completely in pride flags!”