#southparkfanfiction

[lozislaw]

A not so new SOT creek one-shot of mine, ‘The Study of Sedatives in Invasive Species’, is out on Ao3, originally a part of my one-shot library but it’s still my favourite so it needs it’s own spotlight.

Synopsis:

“Because you’re here to mess with me, like always. Can’t a guy surrounded by birds and moss and unconcerned about the rest of the moronic kingdom live in peace? Fuck!”

Tweek has never understood why the rest of the kingdom has such a problem with his way of life. He’s not barbaric. This dizzyingly frustrating thief is the one who brings out his most feral counter-measures when he smirks, like he knows what filthy things cross his mind alone out here.

Which is why he thinks the thick ropes binding him were absolutely called for.

This art is so so misleading, there isn’t a fluffy moment in the story. But I can dream.

[empressofthesunwriter]

The Magician's Quest Index

SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.

Prologue

Chapter 1

[lazyheartnacho]

Adult!Kenny x Reader Oneshots - Kenny x wealthy! Reader ~ My girlfriend, the sugar mama (Part 1) (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/404236882-adult-kenny-x-reader-oneshots-kenny-x-wealthy?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=KristenKenney Status: Completed Warning!! These oneshots contain smut, swearing and gore~ Read at own risk. No more one shots will be added as I'm out of the fandom (: I was very young when I wrote this, so please don't take ANYTHING serious that I wrote in there.

[lozislaw]

GO READ NOW!!! This fic and writer just won't stop batting drama, angst and perfection out of the park 🔥🔥

TSOSC CHAPTER 13 🐰🧡💙

Holy shit it's done and I don't want to look at it anymore XD I think there's a reason why the number 13 is the worst XD But honestly, I blame Bradley. Go read to find out why XD

[gayrapproves]

PLEASE read my gerandy fanfic

[phonky-toxic-chemical]

Here is a clear image for my Wattpad book

Please understand that I really worked hard on this-

[king-douchebag01]

"Okay, I can wait as long as you need. Besides, secret relationships, sneaking out on a dates, sneaking into each other room, sneaking in kisses," Stan quickly glanced around their surroundings, before he grabbed Kyle's shirt to pull him for a quick kiss. "Is kind of fun."

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Quote from Only in South Park - Five Days of Style Kisses (on Wattpad)

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 https://www.wattpad.com/1132741676-only-in-south-park-five-days-of-style-kisses?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=helphelphelphelp55&wp_originator=1LIl%2FXsr%2FCmDiEoe0Ywi9B%2FPxQbuMw7zL21Y91Umpn1EhqmhIyTsWzJyVcgBfg54JhpwSgFdkEzF%2BLgNW7ZItSOydgnpUDadTUBlaYTZ21K93%2F9zLJgpULDdQpVSNTgu A series of oneshots following the south park boys as they go on adventures that could only happen in a quiet mountain town like South Park. [Requests open] [Artwork not mine]

[casthenerd]

South Park: Stick of Truth X Reader Oneshots ([{REQUESTS OPEN}]) (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/zDA4nSqiYI This is my first book of oneshots so if I do a noob thing don't be salty.

[south-park-bitch]

Possible SouthPark FanFic?

soooo.....i want to write a crazy south park fanfic and i want peoples opinions before i actually start writing. This is what i have so far......be honest and let me know if i should continue or not.

Chapter one: And so, it begins.

The four boys had been friends for as long as they could remember. It was always the four of them, not even relationship drama could keep them apart…. or so they thought.

They were in 4th grade when they were good friends. They did everything together. It wasn’t until this past year that they had some drama in their group. Usually they would argue, but nothing kept them apart from one another, not like this anyway….

 It was the beginning of the school year in the little town of south park. There was a light dusting of snow on the ground and the sun had just started to rise. Each high schooler was waking up and getting ready to conquer the boring, long day they had ahead of them. There is one class specifically that never has a dull moment, they were once the reckless 5th grade class, but this year they were the juvenile seniors.

 Stan POV: *beep of alarm*

ughhh. Here we go again. Another year of this same old shit. School is kind over rated. The only reason I go is because I have to get good grades for football…. well that and Kyle practically forces me to do my homework with him. What kind of super best friend would he be if he didn’t push me to make decent grades? He makes school so much easier, I don’t know what I’m going to do at college without him….

 Kyle POV:   *beep of alarm* *Stretches and yawns*

Here we go again….at least this will be the last year I have to put up with fat ass and his antics. All I need to do is keep getting high grades and do well this year and then I can finally get out of this shit hole and go to an amazing college. It won’t be that hard….right?

 Cartman POV: “Eric sweetie, you have to get up and get ready for school. I have a nice breakfast waiting for you downstairs”

“ok mom, I get it. Jeeze”

*yawn* ugh. I hate school. There isn’t any point. It’s lame and it’s a joke. Oh, well. At least I get to take out my anger by picking on Jew boy, and maybe Kenny cause he’s poor. This school year is going to be alright...

Wendy POV: *beep of alarm*

-one new message- I wonder who it’s from…...             >From: Stan< - Good morning beautiful. I hope you slept well. I can’t wait to see you at school today. <3 –

“Awe, stan is so thoughtful.”

I wasn’t looking forward to today at all, but now I’m almost excited. I usually do well in school, but now that this is my last year I don’t really know what I want to do. I know I want to go to a good school and get some sort of degree, but I’ve done so much for this school. I was involved in all the behind the scenes stuff. It’s almost going to be hard to leave…… but I’m so ready to get out of this shitty place…

 Butter POV: “Butters! You better wake up and start getting ready for school or you will be grounded!”

*sigh* “yes sir”

I’m so tired of my parents always grounding me. I’m a senior for crying out loud! I’ll be living on my own here pretty soon and enjoying life without getting grounded! At least my dad hasn’t found out about Kenny. Oh hamburgers! I’m supposed to pick him up this morning! Well I sure as heck ain’t gonna be late. I better hurry up if I’m gonna get him in time!

 Kenny POV: I just looovee waking up to the sound of my parents fighting. *sigh* I go to wake Karen up (as if she isn’t already awake, but it’s kind of our routine) “Hey.” I say with a half-smile on my face

“Hey. Mom and dad wake you up too?”

“Yeah. I’m getting tired of it. I can’t wait till we can finally get out of here…” I got a job over the summer with Jimbo and have been saving every penny to get a place. Karen doesn’t know this yet, but I’m planning on moving her in too, so she can get out of that shit of a place we call home. She deserves better….

 Clyde POV: *beep of alarm*

Well, here goes another year of school. Luckily this is the last one (till college but that’s going to be a breeze) I cant take anymore of this shit. I wonder what type of drama this year will bring to the table. Our class never fails to do crazy things….. at least one good thing came out of this dumb school, my best friend Craig and my beautiful girlfriend Bebe. I would fall apart without them.

 Bebe POV: *beep of alarm*……………..

[lozislaw]

First Lines of 2024

My first writings of 2024. Thanks so much for tagging me @thegloriousninjaturtle you beautiful bastard, I've certainly been cooking, for a few fics in fact. Go read their wondrous fics full of nothing but bunny sluttery :p

I Don't Want Antibody But You (Chapter 12 in progress):

Backtrack, and it hits him:

“I know you.”

It wasn’t really the looks that did it, though they were pretty distinctive; that Kyle look. No, it was the voice; that Kyle voice. It shook him out of his stupor the first time, and the second was catching up. Kyle was looking at him like someone might look at a pet they dug up out of the ground. It was making Stan wanna vomit again.

No that’s right, it was Kyle who put him in the tub. He was standing there looking like he’d vomit himself. Well at least they could do it together.

Kyle said something, Stan couldn’t really hear it. It sounded passive-aggressive. So Kyle.

“Yeah – no, I remember you. That hair.”

“What about my name? Or has alcohol killed that part of your brain too?” Kyle asked, his voice strained.

Stan smiled, though it wasn’t funny. It was kind of sickening. In a kind of half-panicked haze, he realised this was the longest conversation they’ve had for years. The haze is thick, so it doesn’t show on his face.

“I bet you don’t ‘member mine,” Stan said, dulling the pain by tearing the thoughts to shreds. “You knew me too.”

Or at least tried to.

“I asked you first.”

So Kyle.

“You’re Kyle,” Stan smiled wobbily. Saying that felt good, like taking a secret little piece back with him to hoard. Kyle wasn’t his anymore, so he could at least have a momento.

“Why are you drunk?” Kyle asked.

“No no, it’s your turn remember,” Stan sang. That question stung, did he even have an answer? It was fun.

No it wasn’t.

It was his own little special therapy, since Randy thought real therapy was for gay pussies, and god forbid you be either.

“You’re Stan,” Kyle sighed, and let Stan see it all for one split second that he nearly missed. Kyle averted his eyes and looked around for someone in the empty bathroom, Stan lying collapsed in the tub and feeling a low thrumming headache approaching. He had wondered if Kyle remembered him. They were different people now. It's not like he hadn’t pushed for the split. It just hurt. Everything fucking hurt.

“That’s it,” Stan nodded. “Good job.”

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Tagging @/anyone who wishes to show the first few words they've written for the year!! Love you all <3

[empressofthesunwriter]

Friendly Faces Everywhere

Codename Dovahkiin Part 2

Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.

She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!

Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.

Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.

This gonna be a wild ride!

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 9: Changes

The whole atmosphere in school sucks ass.

You wanna know why?

Jimmy Fallon ripped South Park as a whole a new imaginary asshole.

I know this from my parents who told me this at breakfast. Don’t get me wrong South Park is my home and I love a lot of these crazy ass citizens here, but I didn’t think that would hit all so much.

Even Tammy is just leaning with her head at her locker looking embarrassed down.

I purse my lips, fixing my backbag.

“You aren’t doing so hot, huh, Tam?”

“Hello N.K.”, she responds robotically. “How did it go with Heidi?”

“She broke up with me.”

“I’m sorry.”

“I’m now together with Kenny.”

“That’s nice.”

“Someone put gum in your hair, Tammy.”

“How lovely.”

Annoyed I roll my eyes and give her a good shake.

“Earth to Tammy, join us back here. Don’t give a fuck what some dude on the television said.”

She looks at me with crazed eyes. Okay, I’m worried.

“You don’t understand, N.K., you aren’t full South Park.”

Dramatically she drapes herself over me, I hold and pet her head.

“All of America thinks now we are some stupid bigoted rednecks. All thanks to Mr. Garrison. It’s not fair! Not all are like him.”

“I know Tam, I know. Come let us go to our classroom. Don’t think so hard about it. It will stop as fast as it started.”

She mumbles something like she wants to have my confidence, while I drag her by her hand to our classroom.

On our way, I see Leo and Stan’s Gang standing in a circle looking depressed too.

My boys, besides Cartman, too?

“Well do you think it's true?”, asked Leo the other boys. “Do you think we're really bigoted country bumpkins?”

“No.”, disagress Fatass. “Hey, we are not bumpkins! Okay?! Kenny's a bumpkin!”

WHAT?!

“Well fuck you, dude!”, curse Kenny, at the same time I call: “Don’t talk to my boyfriend like that fatso! Like you are so well off!”

Surprised the boys turn to me and Tammy.

I probably look ready to swing, while Tammy just hangs on my arm.

“Boyfriend? Aren’t you with Heidi Turner, douchebag?”, wonders Cartman.

Tammy answer faster than me in an airy tone: “Heidi broke up with her, Kenny is now her beau. Why do we care about that when the whole world will think we are bumpkins!”

After this declaration from her, we all blink at Tammy.

“Tammy, are you okay?”, wants Leo to know, worried for her.

“I don’t know, are you guys?!”

“Can we please go back to how you and Heidi broke up and you are apparently dating Kenny now? How fast did this happen?”

“Oh is our little Kyle jealous? Sad that the thirsty hoe doesn’t want to suck your dick anymore?”

“GO AND DIE CARTMAN!”

“DON’T CALL MY GIRLFRIEND THIRSTY HOE FATASS OR I WILL BREAK YOUR BALLS!”

“I WILL MAKE OUT OF YOU SHISH KEBAB AND FEED IT TO THE WOLVES IN THE WOOD.”

“Lame. I made a dude eat his parents as chili.”

“WHAT?!”

“WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!”, shouts Stan so loud at we all really stop.

Now we stare at him.

He is facepalming hard.

“So N.K. and Kenny are together, big deal. Not that we didn’t see this from a mile happening and Kyle don’t look at me like that! We should all hope together that someone can fix this mess of us been know as America’s biggest bumpkins.”

Well, I couldn’t care less, I don’t give a fuck what others thinks, but all my friends, my boyfriend, and Cartman nod.

The school bell sounds signaling it’s time to go to our classrooms.

Later, after a gruesome math class I get a message on my smartphone from Kyle.

It reads that he wants to talk to me and I should meet him at the Janitor’s closet where we had our…erm romantic moment.

I text Kenny this and tell Tammy she should grab us a table in the cafeteria before I make my way to the Janitor’s closet.

Kyle is already there waiting for me with crossed arms.

“So you choose Kenny?”, he doesn’t have time for pleasantries it seems.

I close the door behind me and sign.

“I wanted to be with Heidi and Kenny.”, I explain. “But Heidi didn’t want a polyamorous relationship so she broke up with me. So me and Kenny are dating but we are in an open relationship. Kyle if you want me as much as I want you, we can date.”

He purses his lips.

“But you would also date Kenny right?”

“Yes.”

“N.K. I know you are bi, but also polyamorous…are you sure you are this or only confused?”

“I take offense in this!”, I huff and put my hands on my hips. “I’m starting to accept this part of my sexuality too I don’t need your smartass! Do you think it’s easy to admit that?”

At least he has the gall to look ashamed and says sorry, he didn’t mean it like that.

I wave it away.

Kyle is also only ten. He may be much more mature than most of his classmates, but he isn’t like Kenny and me.

“N.K., I will be truthful to you, I like you a lot, but I don’t think I can handle you dating Kenny also.”

Yeah, I kinda had this feeling.

I try to keep my tears at bay as I tell him: “I love you, Kyle.”

The red-haired boy gasp surprised and turned adorable red.

“I love you so much, I really do. I want to be with you, but I understand you. I love Kenny also and I can’t break up with him for you. I will love you probaly for a long time and hope that one day you will maybe be part of our polycule. But I won’t force you. I will be happy as your friend also.”

With nothing more to say from me I leave the Janitor closet, leaving a pensive Kyle behind.

I meet Kenny halfway to the cafeteria.

He doesn’t need a word of me to give me a hug.

I may be taller than him, yet I feel so protected in his arms. It may sound weird but I feel like shadow tendrils also wrap around me to console me.

We stay like this for a few seconds, till I take his hand and lead him into the cafeteria.

You can’t have anything.

I learned that with Heidi.

The next days are wild.

Somehow the adults got the brilliant idea to turn Kenny’s house into the new artistic hotspot of South Park called SodoSoPa with lots of shops and restaurants.

I heard it from Kenny and saw it with my own eyes.

Currently, my boyfriend and his adorable sister are at my house.

Kenny take her to me because their father yelled at Karen for wanting ice cream and then about getting jobs and all that.

We three are sitting in my room having a Tea Party.

Kenny and I put even our Stick of Truth customs on and I gave Karen my old Cinderella costume when I was her age.

She is holding Ursa in her arms and gasps like a lady at my invented story/rumor.

“And my dears I’m not kidding you, I saw then the dashing lieutenant enter the home of the Lady Threebell!”

“Oh dear!”, gasped Karen, hugging Ursa.

Princess Kenny slaps a hand on her mouth and plays along: “Lady Threebell! Isn’t she seeing Mister James from the Newspaper?!”

“I know, it scandalous, absolute scandalous!”

We all sip our "tea" as if we have to calm down.

Suddenly we hear a knock on my door and Mamma peaks her head in.

“I’m sorry to interrupt my young ladies.”, she begins. “But dinner is ready would you like to eat with us, Kenny and Karen, dear?”

Karen looks with big eyes at her brother.

“Can we Kenny?”

I feel how Kenny wants to say no, for him it’s probaly charity, but I discreetly kick him lightly in the chin. As he looks at me offended I mouth do it for Karen she deserves a good meal, he knows he lost.

So we all follow my Mamma to the dinning table.

Papà is already there and helps each of us little ladies and Mamma to our sit.

We enjoy a nice dinner, Mamma bring even out ice cream and while my parents sit down on the couch to watch TV, we go back up my room.

Karen yawns cutely.

“Tired, Karen? Should we go home?”, ask Kenny her.

The little girl shakes her head and lay down on my bed.

“Can we stay for a while more, N.K.”, she begs me, yawing again. “Your house is so warm and smells nice and your mommy and daddy are nice.”

I totally ignore Kenny look, walking over my future sister-in-law, stroking her hair and cooing at her: “You can stay here as long as you want, Kare-Bear.”

I kiss her forehead, which makes her giggle, and hand her Ursa.

“Ursa tells me she so much wants to cuddle with you.”

She shouts happily kissing my Teddybear.

I turn to Kenny who frowns.

“Princess Kenny, a word.”

I wave him over out of my room.

Before he opens his mouth I stop him.

“Kenneth, I don’t want to hear anything about that you guys don’t need my hospitality. You are family and I will take care of you, basta!”

My boyfriend blinks and then signs.

“You would just drag my ass back here.”

“Yup.”

“Well, okay, we can’t stay for a while.”

“Good, I tell my parents you guys will be sleeping over!”

“WHAT? I didn’t-“

Too late, I’m faster and run down to tell my parents this. After they give me their okay, Kenny waits for me with crossed arms.

“You sneaky little brat.”

“Yeah, what you gonna do about that?”, I challenge him.

I get grabbed by my waist and a cheeky tongue wrestling with mine.

Kenny is such a damn good kisser. I will never get enough of it.

A while later, I can even manage to let them both take a bath in my house.

Karen was excited from alone, Kenny needed a bit of convincing.

So while Karen enjoyed her bath time, I put my mouth to good use and promised Kenny that we could bath together.

And with that ladies and gentlemen, I had him.

He never had seen me completely naked.

He very much wanted this, after I rilled him up.

So we put Karen, freshly washed and wearing one of my old P.J. in my bed and enjoyed our bath together.

Really, really enjoyed it.

It was difficult to keep quiet, not only because of Karen but also because of my parents.

They don’t know and will never know that I’m already…erm…well known in the physical aspects of a romantic relationship.

Mamma and Papà, mostly Papà, would probably faint knowing what I already did and do.

Anyways, Kenny and I look like raisins after our bath. We stayed longer in the water than planned.

I blame totally Kenny and his finger for it.

He isn’t only a good kisser, ladies and gentlemen.

Giggling like school girls we get dressed in P.J. and I compliment Kenny. He totally rocks my Hello Kitty P.J.

We step back into my room, where Karen is already asleep, and carefully get into the bed to not wake her up. She is between us.

Kenny hugs her to himself and she adorable grasps his clothes.

I wish I could make a photo.

We two whisper a bit with each other.

My boyfriend tells me that he wants to gif Karen a new doll and will search for a job to do so. I tell him what a good older brother he is and that he hopefully finds one.

As 10 year old you can’t do much.

Well, legal.

Illegal is something different.

Why I’m saying this?

Because the next day Kenny ends up working at City Wok with another seven children.

This means we can’t see each other a lot after school since he has to work. I’m okay with that, our love will not go away only because we can’t spend much time together. We still see each other at school and I phone him when I know he has a break.

In the end, Kenny manages to buy Karen her new doll and we get a Whole Foods.

The whole town makes even a commercial with it.

Well, all, but us Campo’s.

I never liked Whole Foods. I’m actually scared of this place.

Yes, I know it sounds strange, but I always freak out when we enter it in the past, so we started to avoid the Whole Foods.

My parents can be really awesome.

Anyway I watch how all enjoy the Whole Foods and I get this shiver, only this time I voice in my tells me to get ready.

But to get ready for what is the question?

I take my parent’s hands and we go home.

No, I better just stay away.

I don’t wanna be known as the girl who has a strange phobia of a supermarket.

Yeah, I know I sound a bit hypocritical since I always say I don’t care what people think, yet anyone has their exceptions.

Mine is to hide the fact I’m scared of a supermarket.

Even though it sounds so…stupid.

When we reach home there is surprisingly a letter for me.

Huh, I wonder who would write me?

With all my friends I have here and there in America, we mostly message each other by phone.

Meh, maybe someone wants to make me a surprise.

And it was really a surprise as I read the simple letter.

Be aware of the advertising my dear Dovahkiin…we will meet again soon.

Signed it was with a simple I.

Alarmed I look around.

It can only be Inquisitor!

But what the fuck does he mean by "advertising"?

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[unknownmothman]

Creek One-shots (18+) (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/fJGJom7v2R this book has a LOT OF SMUT!!! beware!!

[phonky-toxic-chemical]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/316463042 WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING --------------------------------------------------- - Yaoi - Homosexuals(a ton-) - Death/Deceased - Fictional Viruses - Suicide - Angst - SP OC - Murder - Violence - Vulgar Language - Sexual references - (will be updated) ----------------------------

[king-douchebag01]

Monster Hunters [South Park AU] (on Wattpad)

"Kenny, are you afraid of not dying? Li-like permanently." It was something Tweek always wondered about.

Kenny gave a nod with a scowl on his face, and suddenly Tweek was afraid he might have pissed off Kenny. If Kenny was angry, he didn't reveal it as he calmly explained, "I've gotten so used to dying and reviving that it feels as normal as sleeping and waking up, but," Kenny looked down at his feet, "I'm afraid of it always being this way. That'll outlive everyone that I love and care about, and then I'll be alone."

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I’ve added 2 chapters in the past 2 days to my fanfic and would appreciate some reads. Next chapter is when things really hit the fan so I hope you guys are prepared! 

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https://www.wattpad.com/story/285392580-monster-hunters-south-park-au?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=helphelphelphelp55&wp_originator=ZHhIcIG3kKZhaB73o33tSWx7%2FXFqMTReLW%2Bbb70u7ZEP0ZhyYIEBPBJvuEGG%2BdDrhe7iEg5z0EfN%2Beoo7L8Pxh0x4Ejli4PQfCokYVJedw5j4Xel%2BvcTzhZGVgvc7YAV

[ashtetiqueart]

Who would like to write a South Park fanfiction with me?

Hello there! If anyone is interested in helping write this story I started I would be thrilled! Ok, yes I did already start it and it is in its 3rd chapter....I have writer's block and I am extremely busy!  If you want to read it, its on fanfiction.net its called "Goin' on Down to South Park." It is a multiparing fic including: (the first name is seme the second is uke) Stan x Kyle, Kenny x Butters, Craig x Tweek, Damien x Pip, Christophe x Gregory, Clyde x Bebe, Token x Nichole, Kevin x Shelley, Cartman x Wendy, Ruby x Karen, Ike x Ferkle, Mike x Pete, and Micheal x Henrietta. If you're not comfortable with any of these pairings well....  The story is set in South Park high school.  if you want to do it then email me at: Southparkfanfiction@gmail.com nd we can talk about it some more then.  additional details: I have a BETA reader who also helps me edit any bad grammar so if you have any problems with that (I'm guilty) don't worry.

[empressofthesunwriter]

The Magician's Quest

SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.

Chapter One

It was three days since Marianne, for all others Butters, appeared in the castle with a fainted magician from Winning Sun in her arms.

The whole court had lost its marble.

A survivor of practically a genocide?

Unbelievable!

Only the Wizard King seemed like Winterfest had come earlier for him this year.

The fairest in the land of Zaron, her Royal Highness, Princess Kenny McCormick hadn’t liked Cartman’s look one bit.

It was an open secret how the fatass greedily collected all Magical Wisdom he could get in his fat grabby hands.

All for a way to completely destroy the Elven Kingdom and mostly their King in one devastating hit.

One of the famed female magicians from Winning Sun was what missing from his "collection".   

It sicked Princess Kenny.

The poor girl surely searched for shelter from the Purist of the True Light and ended up here, where Cartman would squeeze her like a lemon for her magical wisdom, till he got tired and practically threw her out of the kingdom.

She couldn’t let this happen.

One because it was terrible and second…she needed the magician for her own plans.

She didn’t claim to be better than Cartman, but her reasons are better!

Kupa Keep belongs truly to her and her sister Karen.

The princess would be damned if she didn’t get the throne back from the fatass. 

Her heeled boots made a clink and clank sound as made her way to the castle infirmary.

Her sister, Princess Karen, was gifted with Healing Powers, the infirmary her realm. She took care of their magician guest.

Kenny visit any day in the hope that she could talk first with the stranger. She needed to have her on her side and not on Cartman’s.

Good thing that the fatass was so lazy to check up on the magician himself. He was so sure that the magician would work for him, share her wisdom in exchange for a safe place, that he didn’t see the danger coming from Kenny herself.

He was always understatement her.

This would be his downfall.

Princess Kenny open the door to the infirmary and stepped quietly in. Karen demanded absolute silence in her infirmary. Loud noises were not good for her healing patients.

“Here for you.”, she heard her sister talk. “I hope you like apples.”

“Can I not have some boar stew? I’m dying over her!”, answered an unknown female voice.

Ah, so their guest finally woke up. Good, this was good.

Karen laughed, while Kenny made her way over to them.

“You are out of danger. Also, boar stew is too much for your stomach right now. You need to eat light things.”

From the magician came grumbling, but Kenny heard how she bit into the crunchy apple.

Finally, she reached the bed where the magician lay. Well, the curtains before it.

“Karen.”, she called sweetly. “I’m hearing right and our guest woke up?”

Three days.

She was three days out of it.

Even when she had learned the higher magic to become the future court magician N.K. never had lost concession for so long.

It really had been a hard trip for her.

When she finally woke up, sweet Princess Karen was there, to help her sit up and gave her a glass of water.

The young Princess was nice and welcoming to her.

As if she was doing this job for years she had checked on N.K. and used her own Healing Magic to help her recover faster.

It was a nice feeling meeting such a pure and good soul after all that had happened.

Also, it was a good sign that the Grand Wizard had taken her in, letting her get healed by Princess Karen.

Maybe she really had a chance to begin her anew.

Currently, she and the princess were discussing what she should eat, Karen won with her apples, as she heard this beautiful voice.

It was hard to tell if it was male or female. Only the silhouette showed a feminine form.

“That’s my sibling Princess Kenny.”, whisper Karen to her before she turned to the one before the curtain. “Kenny, always nice to see you. Did you want to check on N.K.?”

“N.K.? That’s our noble magician’s name?”

The talked-to magician sat upright as Karen open the curtain to let her sister in.

“Novella-Karin.”, she gave her full name. “N.K. was my nickname since I can remember.”

Princess Kenny was a vision! Golden hair in two braids, the most beautiful blue eyes in a pretty face with soft-looking lips. She wore a pretty dress that hugged her in all the right places. But N.K. noted the lack of breasts.

Genderfluid?

Most likely.

Karen had even called her, her sibling not her sister.

“A pretty name for a pretty woman.”, complimented Princess Kenny and N.K. felt a bit shy.

Normal she would have flirted back…but after all that happened in her homeland…N.K. was so unsure about a lot of things now.

Seemed like both the Princesses noted how she clambered up, since they gave her soft smiles.

“It’s all right N.K.”, told Karen, putting a hand on her shoulder. “You are here under friends. Kupa Keep welcomed you with open arms.”

Oh…this was good to hear.

Princess Kenny nodded in agreement.

“We want you to feel safe with us. You can rest and heal in peace here.”

N.K. had to fight her tears. She didn’t deserve such kindness. She was nothing but a coward.

However, she nodded and snuggled back up in her bed.

“Come, Kenny, let’s leave N.K. alone. She still has to require a lot of energy.”

The siblings stepped away from her bed to talk in hushed tones with each other at Karen’s desk.

Maybe she should have listened in, but N.K. was already tired again.

So she fell asleep.

“Kenny what are you planning!”, hissed Karen at her sibling. She loved Kenny, yet she also know that they had their own agenda going on. “N.K. is still too fragile to be part of your plans!”

“I noted that. I will let her be for the moment. But Karen you know as well as I that fatass can not get his hands on her!”

“She is my patient, who survive a genocide and made her way all alone to Zaron. I don’t want her to be part of your plans!”

“Our plans!”

“I’m happy Kenny, when will you understand.”

Her sibling huffed and put their hands on their hips.

“Kupa Keep is ours, Karen. It’s our right to rule. And not Cartman, who only became king, because our parents were so high and stupid to trust the Wicked Witch Liane!”

“Keep it down!”, Karen whisper-shouted and looked worried around. “You know how these walls have ears.”

Kenny signed and nodded.

“Even more reason to end this.”

“You sound like Kevin and you know what happened to him! I can’t lose you too.”

“I promise you, it won’t happen to me.”, promised Kenny taking her hands and squeezing them. “Our brother was as courageous as he was dumb. I will not fight Cartman openly.”

Now it was Karen who signed, taking her hands away from her sibling and sat down on her desk.

“I know, I can’t stop you. But please be careful, for our all sakes.”

Again Kenny promised and made her way out of the infirmary. When Karen sat down at her desk it meant it was time to leave.

On the floor outside the infirmary, she meets Marianne.

“Butters.”, how Kenny hated to call their friend her deadname, but you couldn’t be careful enough in Kupa Keep. “How it’s going?”

“Oh I’m good, your highness. The Wizard King wants to talk to you.”

Shit, what did the fatass want from her?

Marianne stands on the door before the throne room, guarding it alongside Knight Tolkien.

It was unlike someone would manage to bypass the wall, then all the Royal Guards, till finally reaching the throne room, but better be safe than sorry.

The paladin let her eyes wander and remembered again how she missed the old Kupa Keep.

Before Eric became king, the walls were decorated with beautiful portraits of the past rulers, now everyone showed him and only him.

It showed how narcissistic their king was.

Of course she never would it say out loud, but thinking it was safe.

Her thoughts lead her to her beloved Stan.

She wonder what he was doing now.

Stan had talked freely about his duties in the court of Larnion, so Marianne could image that he was currently with his king, maybe helping him decide in how to better the living of the elven kind.

Sometimes she wonder if she really should do it.

Leave all this behind and live with Stan in the Elven Kingdom.

Her love always assured her, that they would take her in with open arms and since he was best friends with the High Elf King no one would give her trouble.

But her parents needed her.

They weren’t the best. She often had cried because of them, yet they were still her parents.

Then Kenny and Karen needed her.

She know about Kenny secret plans to dethrone Eric. Marianne had sworve to help her friend achive this.

Kupa Keep was once the kingdom of Kenny’s and Karen’s family, but the late king and queen had a bad addiction for drugs.

It was so bad that they couldn’t even rule anymore.

Then one day the witch Liane with her young son Eric appaered and promised to help the couple.

Liane told that she was specialty in healing addictions of anykind and for a while all somehad to be gettig bettter.

Till the royal couple died and had appionted Liane as regent, till Kevin, Kenny’s and Karen’s older brother, was of age.

Sadly nothing had gone as it should have gone.

Marianne signs and then lets out a shriek as the door to the throne room opens. Princess Kenny is storming out of it.

Oh hamburgers.

Eric made her angry.

What did he told her?

Not far away from Zaron in the kingdom of Larnion Stan Marshwalker can only look at his king and super best friend Kyle in disbelief.

“You didn’t agree.”, the ranger hoped. “Tell me you didn’t agree!”

The High Elf King just made a face.

So Stan had his answer.

“You are stupid, I hope you realiz that!”

“Hey, I’m doing this for the kingdom! For our people, Stan.”

“Our people will think you lost your marbles.”

Kyle waved this away, sitting down on his throne.

“They will understand.”

“Yeah, that you are been played. Fatass invatation is a trap. Don’t tell me you don’t see it.”

For that Kyle sends him an angry look.

“I know them well that Wizard Fatass will probably try to attack Larnion while we are in Zaron. But Stan if the tiny chance exists we can end this war between our two realms, then I must take it.”

“By going to their Midsummer Festival and being all buddy-buddy with Cartman? Kyle are you out of your mind?!”

“I will not go alone. Don’t worry.”, reassured his king. “I haven’t completely lost it, as you said. I will be taking you and Tammy with me.”

Stan could only deadpan at him.

“Us three, all around us enemy. Yeah, that’s for sure not a trap.”

“Queen Bebe of the Amazons and her second in command Wendy will be there too.”, told Kyle. “Also Queen Henrietta of the Dark Clearing and her three advisories. We will have friends there.”

Okay, this was surprising.

“What is fatass planning to invite all his enemies to his Midsummer Festival?”

“I don’t know, but see how we can’t back down.”

The ranger let out only a sign.

Well, at least he would be seeing his bunny sooner than normal.

N.K. had woken up from her nap and Princess Karen had been so nice to give her a book to read to battle her boredom.

The princess still didn’t see her fit enough to walk around, so she had to stay in bed.

The book she read was interesting.

It talked about a legend as old as all the realms and kingdoms together.

The Stick of Truth.

The most powerful wand ever created.

As a magician, she had studied the mythos of the Stick of Truth, but that the first who wield it had been on Orc was new information to her.

That’s when the door to the infirmary swung open loudly, making her nearly jump out of her bed and Princess Karen sat upright on her desk.

“Excuse me?!”, the young Princess yelled. “This is an absolute silence zone. My patients don’t need to be disturbed by loud rumors.”

“This is how you talk to your king?”, answered her the male who stepped in.

He was a wizard and…well really fat. You couldn’t even call him chubby.

A shiver run down N.K.’s back as the wizard fixed her with his cold dead eyes.

The magic aura around him… was full of malice. This was someone who probably used forbidden magic.

That was not a good sign.

Princess Karen stepped away from her desk and curtsy before the wizard.

“My king I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was you.”, she nearly whimpered.

All right, N.K. already didn’t like this fatass. Anyone who made shake sweet Princess Karen like this was an asshole in her eyes.

“Whatever, bitch.”

Yep, he was on her shit list now.

“I’m here for the other bitch.”

Where was her wand?!

“I’m the Grand Wizard Eric Cartman. I assume right you want to live here?”

He didn’t even let her answer.

“Well, bitch, if that is so, you better start getting well soon and put your magic to good use for the kingdom. Understand? Or I will kick you out. I’m sure the Inquisition is just waiting to get you in their hands.”

The brunette girl had a really strong feeling that it was probably the most stupid idea to come to Zaron!

God fucking dammit!

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03.07.2023: I should stop making deadlines for my FFs because it really stops my creative flow.

I’m sorry to say it but I won’t be updating this FF once per week and only write for it when I feel like it.

Kinda how I do with my other FFs.

I’m sorry guys, but now I learned that deadline and I really don’t work.

Have a nice day/night!