Would you light my Molotov cocktail for me if my hand turned into an insect-like claw, making it impossible for me to strike a match? Would you do that for me, if I asked? Would you look deep into my eyes and know that despite everything I am still entirely yours? Would this be your way of silently acknowleding that you never stopped being mine either? Would you let yourself mourn what could have been, just for a moment? Would you light my Molotov cocktail for me?
96 notes
·
View notes
Finally have a moment to catch up on Hello From The Hallowoods S4 and I am hooting hollering CHEERING for Old Man Yaoi 🙌🏽🎉🎉🥳
32 notes
·
View notes
Sheldon: *laughing to himself* "I wish you can all be inside my head! The conversation is sparkling!"
The guys: . . .
Sheldon: "Fine! I'll tell you! A lichen is an organism made up of two separate species, fungi and algae. If you could merge with another species, which species would you pick and why? Hint: there is a right answer. None of you will get it."
Raj: "Okay, I'd pick swan because the resulting hybrid would have the advanced industrial civilization of a human and the long graceful neck I've always dreamed of having!"
Sheldon: "Wrong. The best organism for human beings to merge with is the lichen itself. That way you'd be human, fungus, and algae. Triple threat! Like three-bean salad."
Leonard: "Give me one circumstance that would be useful."
Sheldon: "Alright, picture this. A beautiful outdoor concert. Now, as a human, I appreciate Beethoven, as a fungus I have a terrific view growing out of a towering maple tree, and no thank you expensive concessions because as an algae, I'll just snack on this sunlight."
Raj: "He got us again."
Leonard: "No, he didn't."
Raj: "Anyway, if its okay with you we should talk about Howard's bachelor party."
Sheldon: "Well, seems bit of a let down after our lichen conversation, but what would you know, your half-swan."
The Big Bang Theory 5x22 The Stag Convergence
21 notes
·
View notes
Tdi 2023 spoilers (ofc <3)
I need someone to draw/ write Raj teaching Bowie how to skate or just taking Bowie to skate please
78 notes
·
View notes