#i love when Boys

[pliablehead]

once again I have delivered @hellkitepriest a Tumblr Ask and theyve turned it back around on me, which is Very Fun As Usual Hehe, here we go re: hottest video per boy

mike: I came here all ready to say Distant Past and I think this is still my answer because his eyes and his whole face are just unreal, but I surprised myself and nearly almost switched to Violent Sun upon rewatching it because he’s so hot in violent sun actually??? !! in both the studio shots and the selfie sprinting tbh! though he may be getting a boost in comparison to the other three who definitely have a case of bad pandemic hair (slash jon still being bald lol) (also want to give a shout to whatever mike’s hair is doing in bad friday. top notch)

jez: you said NOTLK and like I had kind of also already decided NOTLK was my answer too lmao he’s. hot. the male gaze (kit monteith) has not let us down

jon: this was sooooaur hard he’s beautiful all the time but in very different WAYS unlike jeremy who is always just sort of baseline Jez Hot but I think I’m going to say Don’t Try. he’s kind of at a 7 on paper but he spends the whole vid mugging to the camera and doing hot girl shit On Purpose and I’m not immune. hon. mention (face) Spring/Sun, hon. mention (body) EOTC

alex: no reptiles uwu. he’s doing the most, at least the alex version of the most which still isn’t a great deal, and i love his dumb earring and him smashing his face into the amp and i love him. (re: smashing his face into things can we also talk about what the HELL he’s doing to the microphone the first time he comes in singing on Desire? outrageous.)

no reptiles is prob my best overall as well, but it’s really jockeying against Big Climb. Alex’s hair is too short and Jez needs a blazer that fits better but the cheesy 80s business attire hits SO right for me and they’re all doing hugely enjoyable bonkers shit and there’s soooo many shots of their hands

[emmeriex]

girls when they remember that sally named percy after the only greek hero with a happy ending and beryl named jason after a hero who died alone and unhappy to appease a wrathful goddess.

[maigetheplatypus57]

Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[reasonsforhope]

Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

[tolkiens]

History repeats itself.

GAME CHANGER Lou Wilson in s5e09 "Escape The Greenroom" & s6e03 "Sam Says 3".

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[angelcakegf]

I love when guys moan like a bitch in heat like yes baby louder for me

[queerdraws]

Fanart for a snippet of my most favorite heartbreaking moment from swordsmans's fic bone-breaker ospreys mate for life (rated E)

[egophiliac]

queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎

I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠

[chloesimaginationthings]

Balloon boy and Foxy are CANON besties in FNAF

[trashy-raccoonz]

kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post

also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....

[irafook]

Ok, but listen. Harry goes back in time and decides to get rid of Tom Riddle AU, but the sorting hat goes like ??? when it reads Harry's mind. Idk it just irks me how the sorting hat is so understanding in most time travel fics, at best it puts Harry in a house he didn't want to be. But just imagine if it actually tells on Harry, full great hall drama with the hat going like "HE'S HERE TO MURDER SOMEONE"

And ofc Tom is instantly obsessed with the murder boy.

Extra:

(ofc the poor hat is not broken, it's on the verge of a nervous breakdown)

[acediscowlng]

charles going "i'm aces with other people" literal seconds after he died from being murdered by his friends is absolutely fascinating, this kid's optimism and sheer determination to bullshit his way through every traumatic event he goes through and pointedly refuses to examine really knows no bounds

[demaparbat-hp]

She will (and he'll let her)

[eldritch-ace]

I present some nerdy prudes (oh and Max)

(I really wanted to take a shot at giving them all more than 1-3ish outfits that I think fit their styles)