#i love to lie

[youinmysleepdarling]

i’ll become what i need to be

to survive

-lowertown

[eppymytheus]

narumitsu has a whole day when veterans don’t even get ONE HOUR. 🤔🇺🇸

[ouijaboardsarebannedherekid]

the key differences between the loser subspecies. the cool loser, ie me, sweater, dnd, chubby, glasses you kinda wanna fuck off my face. and the elliott rogers loser and i think we need to keep those distinctions very clear

[boylied]

There it is. This is why I love Tumblr.

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

[soyest-boy]

(with no intention of doing it) yeah, sure, i'll do that!

[typewriter-worries]

The New York Times did a piece titled 100 Small Acts of Love and these are some of my favorites 💕

[heedra]

talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

[readerconfused]

look at my son pride is not the word i'm looking for

[ruushes]

companions re-classed pt 1 - karlach 🔥❤️‍🔥💪

[marisatomay]

It's so funny that everyone immediately called Eddie gay for doing the Risky Business dance and he is but he also just beat for beat recreated what Tom Cruise did in Risky Business and. well.

[froglover7789]

finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????

[antomatkoen]

🩸🩸🩸

freak behaviour 🤦‍♂️

[cryptocism]

a dænce of roëmænce

depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep

[feral-peacock]

Abc: welcome to the abc family how do you feel about Buck being queer?

Oliver:

[shepscapades]

Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

[kiisaes]

make a heart!