#i love this stupid sport

[hotmessmaxpress]

I love Reb Bull so much because they do the craziest shit and I KNOW I’d hate them if I didn’t love them. If I was a fan of any other team I’d be foaming at the mouth over them.

Fixing Checo’s car and putting him back in the race when he’s 15 entire laps down just to avoid serving a penalty? I’d be SCREECHING. I’d be LOSING IT. I’d be handwriting letters and mailing them to the fia.

But I AM a Red Bull fan. I’m a Max fan, even, who is his own brand of Out Of Pocket in addition to RBR. So instead of screaming in anger I have the pleasure of staring, jaw dropped, praising certified dilf Jonathan Wheatley for once again showing up to serve absolute cunt against the fia. There’s nothing more fun than seeing what this team comes up with next.

“ThIs SeAsON is So BoRInG” no it’s not. It’s absolutely ridiculous because this sport is ridiculous. One driver consistently winning doesn’t make this sport any less stupid or any less fun to watch.

[rosduncan]

It's just the best sport to watch. The way the blood pools on the ice. And allll the gay.

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[technically-human]

Hey, don't cry. Ghost yuri, okay?

(Now that you know the girls, they need to meet the boys!)

[hungriestheidi]

Franco Colapinto to drive for Williams in FP1 at the 2024 British Grand Prix, marking the first time in 23 years that an Argentinian participates in an F1 Grand Prix Weekend.

"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."

[ganondoodle]

(elden ring DLC spoilers)

i fucking love Radahn so much, what i wouldnt give to meet ACTUAL him, he just gets toyed with and exploited so cruelly, you never really get to know him or what he wants im hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so normal :)

like i know theres little to go by with typical fromsoft lore and stuff but agreeing to marry miquelly feels so ... not radahn like, why would he have fought malenia and then even after gettign the rot refuse to die if he wanted that .... also didnt he believe in the golden order?? miquella wanted to replace it basically????-

even his 'new' design feels like some idealized version of him that miquella dreamed up, theres significant differences in whats left of radahn in the main game and i feel like even that is an important detail (the braids ... i braids are IMPORTANT IM TELLING YOU-) like it .... to some degrees looks ..almost cheap, like an action figure (what the hell are all those sword things on his belt?? he has his two giant blades that dont go in that??? he would never use a different one?? whats it doing here??) (also the fact that leonard is missing .... like sure we like to over emphasize some character quirks but i also feel like thats and important thing- leonard clearly meant alot to him and he had him still with him when he was fighting malenia and stayed together even after rotting away)

what really REALLY makes me so very "normal" about everything is that radahn remains voiceless and has no say in anythign the entire time we meet him, hes either a zombie or a literally flesh puppet constructed by his own half brother (out of another family member, which clearly shows bc hes using blood magic and got horns growing)- aside from very few quotes on some items we never get to know him, we dont know what he wanted, he gets dragged into this and is then like some animated statue, theres no emotion in his face, even less sound he makes when fighting, even, in my opinion, his animation in the final DLC fight seem OFF to me- it looks stiff how hes moving whenever hes not actively attacking

(also miquella and what he wants is constantly talked about, but while its all about radahn in a way . we never hear anything from radahns side, its never even questioned. as far as i know, like !!!!! argh!!!)

(edit: also also the fact that in this puppet version of the design changes arent just the armor, his skin is different color too, even in the trailer when he fights malenia- BEFORE the rot- he seemed sort of ashy- greyish dark, even if hard to tell with color tint- his hair much longer in og now much shorter and in braids, his armor less practical and more show offy, he doesnt have a bow, even his swords look different, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his weird anatomy he seems to have in og that i think is from renalla is gone too- AND yes i know his body is constructed from moghs there- which makes this all so much worse bc almost all that was him is stripped away and twisted into what miquella wants from him, second phase its almost all light attacks tooo- ok im stopping this now)

i know it might seem like im just making excuses bc i cant handle my favorite character agreeing to marry his own half brother- BUT I DONT CARE- HE DIDNT WANT IT- WE DONT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS- WE NEVER GET TO ASK HIM- HE NEVER GETS TO SPEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDJKBHKFJBGSKBVGFHDKBFKABKBA

[pharawee]

First & Sprite

—TWINS, Episode 1

[randomfingthings]

Fighting tooth and nail to not fall for franco colapinto cause f1 is stupid and unfair and we can't keep him 😭🤚

[andresmounts2]

I feel like dramatically falling to the ground & raising my arms up to curse the sky every time AAVE & queer slang makes it way to the general public.

Like y'all hate us so much, but will say "pop off, slay, tea, pookie, boo, etc" in a heartbeat. No, go back to hating us and calling us slurs because our culture isn't some plaything for y'all to destroy in 2 weeks then move onto the next term.

[thegreatyin]

...how many masters has the Scoundrel actually like, talked to, like a full conversation

counting RP adventures, a good handful. honestly they've probably realistically talked to all of them (sans the obvious exceptions of mirrors and The Other One™) because they're mr cards and lord knows they make a habit of involving themself in masterly business (especially if the other bats don't actually want anything to do with them)

[sireington]

what if: Wii Sports but manga structured with some similarity to the Splatoon manga?

Seems like a good idea, so I'll start spouting thoughts.

Over the white hot sand and cool blues, violets, and cyans of the waves, sits Wuhu Island! A tropical paradise with plenty of activities to do! Priding itself on its numerous sporting events and competitions, the greatest of the greatest come to Wuhu for the yearly tournaments. Here we meet our protagonist, an aspring athlete in hopes of becoming champion, it's...

Basic Mii guy! Along the way he'll make friends, make bonds, and defeat greater foes! Maybe even beating...

MATT, THE UNDEFEATED

anyways, that's all I got for now under a few minutes, feel free to add on to the ideas! Have a nice day!

[kunikisss]

SO WHEN YOU GAZE AT PLANET EARTH FROM OUTER SPACE

[2leggedshark]

I really do believe that wrestling is about loVE....

[earl-grey-crow]

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[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Perfect Family airs on Wed/Thur from Aug 14

No Gain No Love airs on Mon/Tues from Aug 26

For several weeks I will be able to watch Kim Young-dae for four days in a row!

[doedipus]

in what fucking universe is this lozenge a mustang. you can't just stick the little pony and the taillights on a random nondescript 2020s oversized hatchback-suv-thing and earnestly tell us that this has any meaningful design continuity with her