#are we fucking or spooning here?
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It's just the best sport to watch. The way the blood pools on the ice. And allll the gay.
the h in nhl stands for homoerotic
bonus intricate rituals:
#hockey#shoves his ass right up against that guy's crotch#are we fucking or spooning here?#i love this stupid sport#also it is my duty as a crazy sid/ek fan to say that after sid was freed from the box and was later back on the bench#ek who was still on ice circled back and skated towards him#and tenderly held him by the chin and said something to him (sweet dirty nothings i'm sure)... sid giggled like a schoolgirl about it#anyway. again a very good game for me sid/ek-wise#chiarot tried to scruff sid and my precious gigantic baby son drew said: NO!!!!!!#this is my new fave live game :')#ek with his arms open waiting for his victory prize aka sid barrelling into him after the otgwg and keeping his face pressed close...#if they don't simply fuck dirty on ice during the er1k celebration...#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#ben chiarot#detroit red wings#again
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[Image Description: a meme which has a painting of Greek philosophers who are talking, gesturing, and carrying books on one side which is labeled "Talking about disability with disabled people", and across from that is a photo of an adult showing a toddler a toy labeled "Talking about disability with abled people." End ID/]
#last day of#disability pride month#and I am coming for it with a vengeance#because I'm PISSED OFF that it only trended for maybe two days??#I had no spoons for tags and reblogs before#fuck you fatigue#but here we fucking go
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THEY DEVASTATINGLY WALLOPED ME FOR THESE BRIEF FEW SECONDS
#leigh's magneto hours#THERE'S SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE. ESPECIALLY THE ALMOST TOUCHING FOREHEADS BIT.#magneto's 'my path is too littered with error'#;WWWWWWW;#and rogue's 'you have to earn people's trust'#LIKE!!!!! AND THEN HE DIRECTLY GOES FOR THE 'ooooo i feared you'd do your best to avoid being alone with me.' WITH THE HAND GRAB!!!!#YOU FEARED???? YOU FEARED?!?! FEARED FOR WHAT. OLD MAN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING#AND THEN HE GOES TO TRY AND TAKE OFF THE GLOVE. AS IF WE DIDN'T JUST ADDRESS TRUST#dnvjdxbvjhdbvhdx. this man. i swear. you are giving me signals that you want to be more open and then YET YOU BRING UP OLD BAGGAGE#he's like 'oh i just got rejected. well now time to deflect.' LIKE AAAAAAAAA#this moment coupled with the moment at the end is making me crazy#sorry to my followers who never expected me to be into xmen???? im here now. im so ill with it.#i can probably assure there will be more rogneto on this blog here in the future. this is your warning#i just feel like ive been fucking SPOON FED oh my god. crossing my fingers we get more messy feelings between them.
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Right, then. The sick part of my brain is terrorizing me once more, and taking an idea from it is like taking a bone from an angry rottweiler.
Who wants a fucked up Michael Langdon x Reader oneshot?.. I really do not feel like making a yet another OC, and adding a yet enother epic to my endless list.
#diary pages#ahs#ahs apocalypse#american horror story#michael langdon#michael langdon x reader#could be my offering to... you whoever saw this if you're into that?#tho i only do mf with male characters#eh as in mxf nothing about them being motherf-...#because what i'm about to write i'm not turned on by#i'm just an oracle the characters will do what they wish to do#and sometimes a part of me goes “let's do fucked up things 🤪”#and i'm just sitting here like “judy pls we already have 587 other wips can you just -_-”#then if i heed “judy” a third part of me bursts into the scene like an angry wooden spoon wielding grandma ywlling what the hell am i doing#🤣#pestilence speaks#i guess i'm so insinstent on making things clear because people always assume your smut is what turns you on#and i really don't want to be associated with that#they have an easier time grasping when you're writing like gore that's not what you want to happen#people will not assume i actually want to butcher a pregnant woman for a satanic ritual#but will assume i'm turned on by dubcon or smth#how do people write short stories
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Not an Aro-culture-is thing but I do have a question you might be able to answer? Is there an aromantic/asexual term for this: AroAce but if I wasn’t I would be gay? It might just be homoplatonic or homoaesthetic but idk if there was a term for it that relates to being AroAce. Thanks! <3
possibly you might vibe with oriented aroace labels, like gay aroace? i'll put this out there for other folks to consider as well, but I feel like oriented terminology sounds the most applicable from my POV.
#und3rw0r1d-unkn0wn#not aro culture#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod axel#sorry we've vanished. we are Fuckin Unwell physically + emotionally tbh#also if the medical industry + the medical insurance industry could Please consider working that would be great#also if canada could pls not be on fire. don't have the spoons to research what's going on but i suspect there's the usual human fuckery#the air quality here is miserable for an area that doesn't really tend to get wildfires#(though fun fact! my fuckin grandpa almost managed to start one by having angry-style dementia and insisting it was fine that he burned log#and then dumped the ashes literally into some fuckin forest undergrowth WITHOUT TELLING PPL until it started smoking the next day.#the area was under a burn ordinance [aka burning shit is illegal due to fire risk])#fun fact: you are not immune to thinking it will never happen to *you* in what is truly a game of chance#yes you might be *more cautious* than the average person. means fuck all when the conditions are perfect for any small thing to cause#big shit#... yeah i'll leave that as a tag for me to be confused by later
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people cannot see a harmless poll curious about vernacular without implying that anyone who speaks differently to them is stupid huh
#ooooooooooohh I am so close to deleting that fucking kiwi poll. it was a simple question because I was just wondering#and now I have hundreds of people going 'its stupid to call them kiwifruit. why would I EVER need to differentiate between the two'#we call them kiwifruit in new zealand because it is part of the general vernacular here!! the same way that people in other countries#may call them chinese gooseberries!!#please stop implying that I am an idiot for speaking slightly different to you! oh my god!!!#how come every time I make a poll that should be discourse free it turns into hatred central#the last time this happened it was about RICE. fucking RICE and FORKS and SPOONS. oh my god#rant#thumbs down!!! please behave nicer to strangers you don't know!!! especially on a post that was entirely curious and harmless!!!!!!!
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can't believe it's only wednesday
#almost said tuesday but it is after midnight lol#god.#i had such a good night i can't believe it happened on a tuesday#had an amazing dinner date with my best friend#then we saw conan gray live and had the time of our fucking lives#went and got ben & jerry's and a pack of plastic spoons from safeway and ate ice cream while talking shit in my car for almost an hour#then i drove her home and we're gonna do it all over again this saturday just with a different concert#i love my life y'all#maybe it isn't all bad#maybe there is beauty here#maybe i should go to sleep it's almost one am and i have an exam to study for and a job interview tomorrow#personal
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What are your opinions on Casstim?
i LOVE CassTim. i've actually written a CassTim fic that's mostly just fluff and smut, but i have a lot of ideas/thoughts about them that play with the more complicated aspects of them.
i'm of the opinion that Tim and Cass were a potential romance that DC left the door open for before Tim got adopted by Bruce. (and tbh, even after he got adopted there were certain interactions in Red Robin (2009) that felt romantically implied) a lot of their interactions have implied feelings on both sides so of all Batcest ships, i think this one has a *lot* of genuine canon backing despite it being one of the most underrated ships of the fandom.
the dynamic between Cass and Tim is really interesting to me because Tim doesn't want to be Batman in any capacity and thinks that goal is actually incredibly unhealthy and unachievable, whereas to Cass it's the thing she strives for the most and if anything she wants to be even more than that. (Batgirl (2000) #59 actually has a really interesting discussion about that and that whole post-War Games arc is fun for understanding how Tim and Cass feel about each other) so a lot of their interactions clash because of that and they can't always see eye to eye on what vigilante justice and Batman's vision should look like. their relationship with each other is always going to be dependant on their relationship with Bruce first, as well as the Batman mantle as a whole. so for them to love each other (which, they do without a doubt, romantic or not) they have to accept where they don't agree with each other.
there's such a gentleness to CassTim, i think? not because i think Cass (or Tim tbh) is gentle, but i think for the exact opposite reason. there is this fullness and drivenness in the way she loves and her undying devotion to them. she would do anything to protect her loved ones. and when you combine that with Tim, who's pretty self-sacrificial at his worst, you have some interesting conflict because they're both too-willing to die for the other. their lives are defined by violence, *especially* Cass', so for her to finally let herself be loved and protected by someone else as much as she loves others is something that simply makes me feral.
they've both been trained by Shiva, which i don't think gets explored enough because it's fun for exploring the way they fight and think in a fight being potentially similar. Cass is *far* smarter than anyone gives her credit for being, and has detective skills on par with Tim, in my opinion. they balance each other out in a lot of ways. they're two people who have *chosen* this fight more than a lot of the rest of the Batfamily. being Batgirl is so important to Cass and it's something she chose because of her desperate want to be good. and Tim chose to be Robin because he knew Gotham and Bruce needed that. while they don't always agree on it, i would argue Cass and Tim understand the nuances of the Batman mantle and what it represents deeper than almost anyone else. because of that i'm particularly interested in a future CassTim, where Cass becomes Batman and Tim is in a weird limbo where he wants to stop being a vigilante but can't seem to quite let go of the life and how they end up meeting in the middle of that. i think it could be really fun with a lot of complicated arguments between them that end in a slow burn romance.
idk man this is baseless rambling, but tldr i love them so dearly and there's so much that can be explored between them. also, i think TimKonCass should be a thing. i like KonCass more than most people do (why do y'all hate this ship it's so good pls hear me out-) and i think as a complicated weird throuple they'd be fun.
#casstim#timcass#cassandra cain x tim drake#tim drake x cassandra cain#batcest#necrotic answerings#i'm so serious i love this two and i want to write more of them#there's also interesting stuff for them in the new-52 but i don't like cass' new-52 backstory so eh#i could've included panels and really gotten into things but i did not have the spoons for that#there's of course the iconic panel of them together in teen titans (2003) 44 but cass is so out of character in that arc#so i could not in good faith include it#but know i thought about it.#i'm serious about cass/kon btw why are we so mean to that ship#tbf it wasn't well explored in canon but the *potential* of it is so fucking good.#anyway this really is aimless rambling#but thank you for the ask it was so much fun to answer#pls pls send me asks like this that give me the chance to just ramble it delights me#anyway we all know why this ship is underrated#there's just a complete lack of women within the batcest space#which sucks bc like. i'm not even going to pretend it's not sexism to some degree.#so many times i see metas and headcanons about the boys#and my only thought is wow. you would really enjoy a batgirl or huntress or spoiler comic if you gave them a chance.#why do we need to force headcanons onto the boys when the girls are right there#anyway i digress#i do not need to go on about that I'll be here all day.
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So just finished ii finale
What's up chat (spoilers in tags)
#not art#inatimate insanity#buffer#buffer 1#buffer 2#buffer 3#buffer 4#buffer 5#buffer 6#buffer 7#buffer 8#buffer 9#buffer 10#okay we good?#we good#OKAY WHAT THE FUCK!?#it. i liked it it was really well made but it left me with. mostlu questions#didnt expect the finale to be a FUCKING SLASHER MOVIE#BUT HERE WE ARE#Silver spoon rest in piss forever miss#oomf is dead#MY QUESTION IS. IF THEYRE NOT REAL. WHAT THE FUCK IS “REAL” WHAT IS COBS I DONT GWT IT#i just#again it was really well made im just. insanely confused
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*shakes curly awake* PLEAZE WAKE UP AND FRONT JIMMY IS DRIVING ME INSANER
#GOS WE'VE HAD A DAY SO FAR AND ALL WE'VE BEEN DOING IS SLEEPING!!! FHFHFJFJFJFCJDKDK#jim's being very. very. very. clingy. and im going Insane ok#idk what we are anymore but im not scared of him at all he's fucking PATHETIC he's not even a poor little meow meow he's just pathetic.#it's hilarious actually. it's hilarious how pathetic he is#but also holy shit it's been just me and him up front today and yknow you'd think that would be Hell for me given what he did to me#but no he KNOWS. HE *KNOWS* I HAVE THE UPPER HAND HERE#HE *KNOOOOOOWS* I CAN JUST KILL HIM DEAD IF I WANTED TO. and i think h#Oh I can't say that? ok! HDDHNDDNDJDJ#anyways can someone take him away from me. he wants attention and he wont leave me Olone <3 SHDHFHFJXJXJX#pk;m Cloudy🌦️#and i DON'T know what's up with curly man mr 'i wake up with the body :))' NO YOU DON'T BITCH#YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 3 DAYS!!!! WHAT!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#we've been exhausted ig and recovering spoons is. certainly a Process. but jesus christ 3 DAYS?#I'M TIRED OF BEING TIRED. CURLY IM GONNA FUCKING DEFENESTRATE YOU
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did it scared, alone, grumpy, without having had breakfast and for not as long as I felt I should have. but I did it*.
*swimming. I went to the public pool which was bursting with teens and babies and mommies and daddies and akdhkldf I survived. barely.
#one fucking guy pretended to own the whole fucking pool#his hand always *accidentally* touched mine when we passed each other and I got So Angry#many emotions today#sigh#i say things here#i swim here now#thanks again to all my lovelies <3 on tumblr giving me the spoons do leave the flat At All <3 it means the world <3#itll be okay#i can do it#so can you <3
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made the impulsive decision of making a profile on bluesky lol
i'd love to be moots with some of you on there! (≡^∇^≡)
#twitter is fucking imploding rn with that whole dumbass blocking sutff but i'm not exactly sure how active i'll be here on bluesky..#since my main social will probs always be tumblr BUT it's still nice to have options y'know#i'll probs try to post more of my non spoon art over there#idk yet we shall see lol
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Genuinely about to go ballistic. Work is such fucking bullshit I'm exhausted and I hate this place
#genuinely would rather cut my own leg off with a plastic spoon than come in tomorrow#this place just eats away at me I'm so over it#i can't believe we're sitting here 3hrs after we were supposed to leave because my dumbass boss left early#this is such bullshit#everyone here acts like i don't have a fucking life outside this place
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my body deciding to crash and give up when i open my fics to edit:
#why.... why does my body resist me#got a spoonful of tahini to tame the sugar craving beast#it shakes in my body and wants to hatch#too excited man.... im so nearly there lol#seeing other people take it more seriously and im just#fuck it we ball i'm not making a cohesive narrative like a pro im just#we rawdogging the process#spit is enough#i dont want to sit here all day again so i want to just. hnghhh finish and getting sick doesn't help!
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…there are twinks that can get pregnant. Some twinks want to get pregnant. Sometimes twinks are trans babe.
The problem is with cishet people appropriating queer language. A cishet person looking at a cishet guy and saying ‘he’s such a twink I want to get him pregnant’ is homophobic. They’re first and least of all applying a queer term to a non-queer person (who often doesn’t actually fit the physical description that term describes). More importantly it’s treating ‘twink’ the same way cishet (and to an extent, younger and less experienced queer) people have been treating sub/dom and top/bottom. They reinvent a strict dichotomy solely based on whatever they imagine those words mean because they aren’t actually kinksters or queer. In this case they’re conflating twinks with whatever they think subs are just because the cishet person wants to dominate a dude and in their mind ‘twink’ is just a quirky queer word for ‘subservient/bottom/etc.’
Just say you wanna fuck him stupid and stop using queer vocabulary without understanding what it means.
#ra speaks#personal#rent lowering gunshots#hey if that ask wasn’t meant to be transphobic….honestly sorry I can’t imagine that ask being anything but intentionally transphobic lol#‘they’re not actually gay/they’re tomboys!’ lol. lmao even. babe you’re talking to a trans masculine bigender lesbian. why are you here.#get out of my kitchen or I’m hitting you with a wooden spoon#if a twink is trans and he wanna get mpregged good for him. your cisman celebrity crush is not a twink and won’t get pregnant.#just say you wanna fuck him dumb. don’t be queerphobic bc you wanna use queer vocabulary.#if you don’t know what this is about don’t worry but also. if you’re a transphobe what are you doing here. we fuck w gender here babes.#edit: you seem upset if you extrapolated this as a death threat to anybody who uses twink this way. I’m gonna have lunch.#you should probably have a snack and drink some water because that’s not a normal thing to say.
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Sigeumchi-Namul/Korean-seasoned Spinach is so damn good and I really need to just start making some and leaving it in the fridge to eat through the week, cause it's so low-spoon and keeps well and is delicious cold~
Just blanch some spinach (boil for 30s-1m minutes then rinse in ice cold water or run under cold water tap), press the excess water out of it (either squeeze it with your hands or find some good weight to press it with. I'm thinking leave the spinch in a strainer in the sink and put a glass bowl full of water on top of it but i haven't tried yet). You might want to bunch it into a cube and chop it a few times (the amount of chops depending on how big a batch you've cooked).
Then season it with soy sauce (or coconut aminos and maybe add salt if soy-free), toasted sesame oil, toasted sesame seeds, minced garlic, chopped green onion, and, optionally, add some gochugaru (Korean red pepper flakes) or silgochu (shredded Korean red pepper) if you want some heat. Even regular black pepper is good in it if you don't like the spicy pepper heat.
I haven't tried, but it probably works well with frozen spinach too, just thaw it according to directions and then season as above. Probably takes longer to thaw than cook, but easier on clean up that way.
The amount of seasoning will depend on how big a batch you make, but start low then add more. Sesame oil is strongly flavored so start with a tsp. Maybe about .25 more soy sauce than sesame oil, but your taste will vary. It should taste nutty from the sesame oil and a bit salty.
#low spoon recipe#low spoon cooking#I was just reminded of this dish and then realized the low spoon cooking blogs i was following haven't posted in a long time so...#Putting it here instead of submitting it lol#And ffs no teenage white girls telling me I'm calling Korean food wrong like the one that said kimchi can only be cabbage PLEASE#I'm still annoyed with them. The caucasity of it all#(Yeah i know I'm white too but my husband is Korean my MIL worked at a traditional restaurant owned by her sister in seoul)#(If she says cucumber kimchi is kimchi then it's fucking kimchi. You can buy radish kimchi at uwajimaya. Kimchi just means pickled veg)#(I know this recipe isn't for kimchi but just in case they try to say the same thing about namul... which can be many different veg not jus#spinach... namul is just a type of seasoned veg banchan/side dish. I think it was watercress namul last time we visited her)#(She's made it out of wild greens she's picked before it was one of the first things i ever ate that she made and it was so damn good)#(I bet you could make it out of like. Dandelion greens if you wanted.)
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