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tovaicas · 1 year ago

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I’m literally unwell whenever I think about how much estinien loves people

#saint.txt #spoilers #major spoilers #there's major EW spoilers in there FYI #estinienposting #how he and nidhogg are both beings of love...........#I love this man so much he can be so much more than a himbo loner joke

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clockworkreapers · 2 months ago

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Found a very fun song for Jerry...

#Man does that song line up with him #Jerry you dumbass (pos)#BEHOLD the MOST himbo coded man I have ever seen in writing- I swear #we all know everyone pretty much loves him i have yet to meet a single Jerry hater hes just so entertaining as a character #tales from the gas station #jerry tftgs #jerry pascal #tftgs #tftgs art #tftgs fanart #art #artwork #fanart #illustration #no joke tho that song is spot on- and man that preview lyric at the start... OOOOOOF if you know you know

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i-may-be-an-emu · 6 months ago

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I love this idiot (/affectionate) bald man

(Don’t mind Sam going on a little political rant in the background there lol)

#I love him so much (I forgot to say this is from stream 29 so I’m just adding it to this tag)#i think he’s like the definition of a himbo #AJ is my spirit animal #alexander jeremy #Tom mayo #Luke manning #sam russell #shoot from the hip #sfthposting #He’s so me fr #Tom blowing him a kiss and saying “love you buddy” tho 😭😭😭😭

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possamble · 8 months ago

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Going back to work after this but

#i mean ill be doing laios and marcille genfic content regardless and you cant stop me but #this isnt something that necessarily has to happen in little creature so im just testing the waters #my sick little brain. and its love for putting these two in all the trappings of a het relationship #while its still completely platonic #i just. she is so pathetic and little and clingy when shes horribly beartbroken #and he is her big stupidest puppy in the world #she would preemptively like. yell at him and hit him with books and pillows and swear that if he makes it weird she'll kill him #while he literally hasnt said a word about it #and then she'd curl up like a shrimp so compact he could hold all of her in just his arms #and it would literally cause so much drama if anyone else saw but he doesnt care bc she needs it #and bc he and falin are the only ones she feels THAT safe with #he is all she has when she needs to cry *about* falin #polls #a little creature #sorry. i just.#she is the closest thing to a girlfriend he has and he is the closest thing to a boyfriend she has and its all platonic and i #[feral noises]#“boyfriend” but its your platonically life bonded himbo with the same cup size as you who could lift you with one arm #or EASILY cover your entire body with his just by crouching over you a little #and also he will be the happiest man alive at your wedding to his sister

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whos-hotter-jjba · 4 months ago

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Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 3 Match 3

#jojo fight!!#and ughhhhhhh a hard one too fuckkkk #i mean jotaro's look is iconic and i love his all white vibe with the dark purple contrast #but someone did bring up the fucked up hat in the notes last round and. you know i forgot his hat was that fucked up #but still. he looks hot in it #but joseph looks so hot and his style is just. so him #he's all dashing and daring and i may have a huge crush on joseph but thats not the point. the point is he's so well dressed #his pretty hair and biker himbo vibe just. fuck im voting for him #he'll probably lose but i have to vote for my man i love him too much #yes i know i have bad taste at some points #joseph joestar #kujo jotaro #jotaro kujo #battle tendency #diamond is unbreakable #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #who's hotter jjba #hottest jjba outfit bracket

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captaindamianos · 1 year ago

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I love it so much when fanfic authors make Damen fall for Laurent over the most convoluted, out-there scheming in AUs

#captive prince #lamen #they have truly found each other #this is also a major factor in the whole himbo damen agenda I'm firmly opposing #Damen sees Laurent pull the most convoluted schemes #and he's often a part of them #and he's like 'that one 😍😍 I'm going to marry and join kingdoms with this man'#they're both ridiculous and i love them so much for it

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zipzaptoastainthebath · 2 hours ago

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Arcane fandom try not to boil Jayce's character down to either "Ruthless Child Killer" or "Clueless Himbo" challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

#And i love Vi sm but #People do this while ignoring how she was trying to justify the kid's death to Jayce? Like?#That was a one-time accident that yeah shouldnt have happened but at least it knocked the sense into him that it needed to #AND ALSO HES NOT A HIMBO SORRY #HES LITERALLY A FUCKING GENIUS WHAT #that man is brains AND brawn im sorry if your stereotypes refuse to accept that #zap rambles #Jayce Talis #jayce defender #I love this man so much its not funny

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caesurah-tblr · 2 years ago

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Today is a good day to think about Gillion Tidestrider.

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #I love my 6’0 himbo fish man #yes he’s 6’0 I’m ignoring canon #like he’s so sweet and he loves his friends and his big sister so much #he’s the type of guy to know someone for .2 seconds and he’d be ready to die for them #just any Charlie character is just so ugh /pos #ooo adding on!!#he’s asexual!!!#me too bro!!!

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hellfridge · 8 months ago

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why the FUCK did no one tell me that this man TUCKS HIS TIE INTO HIS FUCKING SHIRT what the fUCK

#benoit blanc #the man ever #fuck i love this smart himbo so much i have no idea what's happening but i want whatever he's on about #knives out

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thatsocialmoth · 2 years ago

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Jake Hurwitz has once again delivered another sad sad man on the podcast today and I am full of life

#In fact hes delivered the original sad sad man #I love the sad himbo #He's old and grumpy now #I love him so much #hardwon surefoot my beloved #hardwon surefoot #naddpod spoilers #naddpod

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randomraytrash · 2 years ago

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Okay, but listen me out

Au where ex-Mayor Jones is out on parole (bc he is a politician of course, he can and will escape from consequences) doing community service. Enough morally grey to be still torn between the treasure and is damn "son".

Than Judy and Brad come back and Fred Jones sr in all his morally corrupted glory realized that he royally fucked up, because the two thieves are even worse than him and he tries to help the kids (like really bad, like giving them of how break the law advice).

Also, sorry, but after a while I think he ends up crashing on the Sheriff's couch because Judy and Brad take his (Fred jr's house now) house. Do what you do with this information, but I bet Janet Nettles hates his ass (she's right and she should say that louder) because she is one of the rare politicians with good morals, also she knows Jones is pathetically not straight and the sheriff is absolutely oblivious. She doesn't know Jones has no intention to make a move on the sheriff because he likes them dumb, but that man is really too much dumb. Also fucking Sheriff is straight as a pole and too oblivious to be alive.

I know the sheriff lives with his mother, but I think she needs a break from his son, she deserve to be free from this absolutely moron of a man. She saw Janet Nettles and said: "Now, he's your problem". She persuaded him to take an apartment in town, so he could start his lovely love nest with the woman and then fucking ex-mayor crashed in .

#Fanfiction #mystery incorporated #Sdmi #Fred Jones Sr #mayor jones #Sheriff Stones #Sheriff Bronson Stone #Janet Nettles #Out on parole AU #brain rot #I mean have you ever see a politician go to jail for good good?#Scooby doo may be talking but he's not the fantasy element of the tv show #I have a fascination with these old people #Like have you see how unhinged the old gen is?#I respect himbos but *whatever sheriff Stones* is I don't respect it #Janet Nettles has a soft spot in my heart but fall in love with the sheriff? Actually made me lost a bit of respect #Girl you could have so much more #Fred Jones sr is a politician and I don't like politicians but that man? Somehow he's so deranged I love him #Listen kidnapping a baby? Fall in love with that baby? Actually fool yourself so hard you think he will go to college and give you nephews?#Now that I can fall in love with #Even if you are an absolutely bad father you still end up being an okay-sh one compared with his bio parents? Wow. That's peak comedy to me

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exx-ceptional · 2 years ago

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I don't even know why there's so much slander for my bbg?? He's another loser pretty blonde boy that I can add to my collection he's so just so funny if Mihoyo doesn't make this man a himbo or at least have a fresh! sans type of personality I will LOSE it.

And Topaz is also pretty as well- like no one talks about these two and it HURTS SO MUCH- Like look at her and her little smug looking smirk with those devious thoughts I believe in women's WRONGS if she ever is a type of villain cause: ???? YES???

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emilou-keen-gear · 2 years ago

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Launchpad: What do you think it means to be a man?

Launchpad: What does it mean to be a man? I'll tell you what it means to be a man. A man is someone who is strong, and does what needs to be done. A man can crash a plane with no casualties and still go bowling afterward. A man puts the toilet seat down without his mommy telling him to do it.

Launchpad: A man can scarf down an entire El Diablo Burrito without crying a single tear, but isn't afraid to shed tears when his goldfish goes to a farm where he can herd sheep all day long.

Launchpad: And a man is not afraid to go out on the night of October 31st, that most dangerous night of the year, and make sure the demons that he summoned so long ago do not molest the good people of Duckburg. A man cleans up his mistakes and keeps a stiff upper lip when--