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i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

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“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

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boris the goldfinch forever famous. showing up to the engagement party, shirt Open. furcoat On. publicly leaving with the groom whos gone for weeks after that. i know the rumors in the upper echelon of new york were Flying

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THE ANCIENT SCRIPTURE

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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I lived! Also I got into an audition-only choir class without auditioning? My choir director just shrugged and was all “I was surprised you didn’t audition because I think you’re very capable so I added you anyway.” I FEEL SO SPECIAL OUR CHOIR DEPARTMENT HAS LIKE 100 SMTH STUDENTS AND I THOUGHT SHE MADE A MISTAKE AND I’D HAVE TO CHANGE MY SCHEDULE

First first day of Junior year, kinda nervous 😬

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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K

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First first day of Junior year, kinda nervous 😬

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do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

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Nobody in this WinCo knows I’m listening to the N2N soundtrack right now

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god wylan van eck is so me… (i’m horrifically autistic and i want jesper carnally)

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I love Six of Crows. I wish making the rich pay for what they've done was real.

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I love Wylan Van Eck he has such swag he's my favorite ever actually he looks like a kicked puppy half the time it's so great

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sometimes when I see a picture of Jack Wolfe I’m just so overcome with love and adoration that I start grinning like an idiot and have to squeal 🥰