#i love them?

[loveisinthebat]

High Definition Baby

[kindahoping4forever]

Via Andy Deluca on IG

[nepotisim]

Yeah....this is gonna be a problem...

[cderiva]

parenthood meme: maria/kusakabe👀

which one meme: parenthood edition (accepting)

@tsuiokuno

under a read more because, as per usual, i yapped.

which one is more successful at getting the toddler to try new foods? unsure. not saying he wouldn't look to be involved, but i think maria is more creative than him, so generally, her? she'd have her days though because babies/children who are picky eaters can make you feel like you're losing your damn mind, and i think he'd be very good at stepping in on those occasions?

which one is more likely to have 'the talk' with the child? this one if so funny for me to think about. she'd want them to have these types of conversation with the kid together partly because in her head it'd show that both of them care and are a team etc etc. however, i think she'd be prone to overexplain, while he'd be more straightforward.

which one insists on having a family group chat? maria would 100% want them to have a family group chat for so many reasons, but she'd talk to him about it before creating one (she'd create it even if he said he didn't think it was necessary).

which one worries more when the child gets sick? i think it'd be him? for maria, it'd depend on the sickness. they both have siblings and looked after their siblings so they're probably used to normal things like fevers etc? at least, maria is. she'd only get worried/anxious if it was something that was bringing the child pain or something that was dragging out.

which one tends to be the cooler head when it comes to homework help? kusakabe. i think maria would be better at helping the kid study for a test/exam (actually, both of them might be good at this but with different approaches?), but not very good at helping with homework. she'd always try because she strongly believes in not making homework feel like something negative/punishment, and if it feels bothersome at least the kid knows the parent is there going thru it too …. so she’d be supportive, but then just go to wherever he is in the house or text him if he’s not home yet saying he needs to get in there bc her methylphenidate is wearing off and she’s sure they’ve changed the rules of math and she's ten minutes from crying in the bathroom. (if kusakabe isn't great a math ig i'll just be the three of them around the table suffering.)

which one is more likely to give the child a pep talk before their first date? i think maria would be better at it but be too elaborate which is why i supremely enjoy the thought that the kid goes to kusakabe. i can also see the kid going to maria, and she'd call kusakabe into the room like "but you know what lets hear dad's opinion" dksajhdkjsa

which one is better at helping the child navigate the pressures of fitting in? huhuh neither of them would like to see their kid go through this bs, but i think maria would feel more anxious about it and try to come up with ways to help, while he might be more pragmatic possibly seeing the idea of "fitting in" as less important in the bigger picture?

which one tends to reinforce the importance of not bottling things up? jashdsah hilarious, all things considered. it'd be maria, because she's all about this (also hypocritical of her to a degree but lets not go there). i do think that she'd talk to him about it though, and tell him she thinks it'd be important for the kid to hear it coming from him too.

which one is more likely to call for a family meeting when they sense issues? she'd want to, but she'd try to have the self-control to talk to him first and get his opinion.

which one is more likely to volunteer as a coach for the kids’ sports teams? i can see them both doing it but kusakabe would be better at it.

[kiekiecarrera]

“Yeah, but I’m here now, it’s ok it’s alright” FUCK OFF

I M H E R E N OW

Then grabs kies waist again for another hug because he’s to damn emotional. I will never get over this and episode 2?! they were really out to kill us weren’t they?

The way I thought I was prepared bc I knew it was going to happen in episode 2 but when I had never been so unprepared for anything in my entire life? The music swelling? The way JJ risked falling into a trap for her? (Don't talk to me about him wanting to offer himself up as a hostage like 2 scenes before). Them hugging twice? JJ being the one to pull her back in? The way there was no implication that they were talking to each other in a group situation, but that it was just the two of them. Like, I'M glad that you're safe, not we. I thought I was never gonna see YOU again, not you guys. I'M HERE NOW. NOT WE. I'M. And then the way he said her name again right before they let go the second time (you have to strain to hear that one or mess with the balance and tone down the music). It's so much so soon I really don't know how we made it past that episode :')

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[fireheartwraith]

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[boltlightning]

not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[molzysketch]

Twitter loved this a lot so I’ll share it here too 👍

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[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”