I'll give you some news to all of you who moralize about Posally: if I, at Sally's age, had met the god of the sea and creator of horses I would have fucked with him right there on the beach
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I just watched Dave carry his favourite little horsie toy to the window, place it on his pillow, then settle down to look outside together
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Obi-Wan's apprenticeship with Qui-Gon is a horse girl movie but they both think the other person is the horse.
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“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Damian is 3, looking at Ra’s steel gaze. There’s a tragedy to his grandfather that’s his alone. He wonders if it’ll ever soften.
“Powerful.”
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“Damian,” Baba’s voice is very different than Batman’s. It’s so soft it could crack the world in two. “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Damian thinks about Bruce holding someone’s hand with his broken fingers after a patrol.
He thinks about Bruce forgiving his mother. For everything, and anything.
He thinks about the meals left on Todd’s doorstep. He thinks about his siblings. He thinks about his father loving a world that doesn’t love him back.
He thinks about Bruce.
“Kind.”
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I love that musk is groveling asking people to pay for their blue checkmarks while tumblr's fundraising solution was to sell a tiny shitting horse, shoe laces, forced post visibility, and crab rain
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I love putting pointless effort into photoshop jokes
Estrojan horse (inspired by someone on discord)
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Hermitcraft horse name masterlist:
(Edit: thank you to all the lovelies commenting, there were so many I didn't know <3)
Scar - cOW
Gem - Skipper
Etho - Disappointment
Grian - Pluto (nicknames: Etho and Stinky)
Skizz - Shingles / Gluestick (RIP) / Drumstick (RIP) / Breadstick
Bdubs - Climb 10
Rendog - You hate to see it
Wels - Dapple
Beef - Spot (a gift from Wels)
Iskall - Swede-ish, Swede I and II. / Dylan (which is a mule)
Xisuma - nametag
Impulse - Tyler Thee Stallion (old) / Tyler Swift (new)
Pearl - Donkey (which is a mule)
Doc - Donkey (which is an actual donkey)
Tango - Cogsworth
Cleo - Jason Pendergast
Stress - Sir meepsalot
Mumbo - Llama (which is a llama, technically doesn't have a name but that is on purpose)
The Permit Office: Pig me up Scotty and Neil Hamstrong (which might be pigs but who cares at this point)
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