#i love salad fingers

[meatgiriii]

Sighs

[st1nkyskyl3r]

neww fixation just dropped🙏

[meatgiriii]

BRUHH HOW TF AM I FINDING THIS NOW???!!!

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[longlivetv]

Happy 100 Years of Caesar Salad to all who celebrate 🎉

[wovenvessel]

Managed to get my hands on the two river vinyl :3

[deadprincezzz]

🎀🌸Cute french boy(♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)🥄

Cumplio su sueño de encontrar francia

[hatchetmode]

Weird guy from 2004

[hopefulanimator]

i got a lil silly w my art 🤫🧏‍♂️

[personinthepalace]

The Discount Wiggles - Taskmaster Australia Series 2 (Fruit Salad Remix)

for @savemefrommysolitude - Happy Birthday!!

[starleska]

What food do you think salad fingers would like... miscellaneous scavenged corpses aren't his favorite probably lol and nothing spicy, he's much too British for that.

ohoho, what an interesting question!!! as a Brit myself, i can weigh in a little on his English-specific delicacies, although i imagine they're all some form of curdled, rotten, or detrimental to the senses 💀 up here in the North we love our pies and pasties, and in spite of Salad Fingers' skinny frame, i reckon he's partial to a good pastry or two!! with miscellaneous meat replacing your classic beef, chicken or sausage, of course, including with a Sunday dinner, when the whole thing is drenched in oil-black 'gravy'. i can imagine him quoting the importance of eating your greens: a mildewed mess of off-broccoli, poisonous peas and crusty cauliflower!! 🤢 desserts come in the form of 'scrumptious' (in his opinion) crumbles and tarts: fruity concoctions which leave your mouth puckering, and sticky toffee pudding (though don't ask Salad what the 'sticky' is) to finish as well. i think Salad Fingers has quite the affinity for hard-candied fruits, and makes the most fascinating (if visually nauseating) sweets from his scavenging. have you ever seen Atomic Shrimp, that lovely British guy who does challenges where he forages for his food and lives off £1 a day? i'm thinking something like that, but 50x more horrifying 😂

[ace-up-your-sleeve]

sum patternz ive made recently <3

the white beads on the like phantoms forever one is where letter beads would go to say "like phantoms forever"

[consistentisnonexistent]

I found this part so funny for some reason lmfao

[katherynelizabethhudson]

hello everyone. i am eating french fry

[wally-two-shoes]

we have fun here.

[blu3b3rryblu3]

Salad fingers maybe terrifying but he'd be an amazing husband٫ he is gentleman٫ he does anything for the people he loves (even if it puts him in danger)٫ and he's got a kink for rust... Just me?.. ok... •_• I cannot express how much I want him <3

[radicalredrasp]

i forgot my old love for salad fingers, oh god it been forever.