#i love my brain

[happyheidi]

[pastasilly]

look pim, i know its our job to help this guy and everything..

[anonymouszephyrus]

When Essek was talking about being turned into a salmon, all I have in my head is that vine that goes like this: Anyone in particular: "Say you got that fish!" *points the camera to Caleb holding Fish!Essek* Caleb: "I GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKING FISH!"

[not-the-state]

Me:

I will not start another fanfiction

I have multiple WIPs already. There is no reason to start another fanfiction

To start another fanfiction would be a foolish overcommitment

Two minutes later:

My brain: Yeah so we all agree that Jimmy Solidarity Gaming, otherwise known as the right honorable Lord Gaming, is most likely to die in any given SMP, but would probably survive the longest of his peers if they were physically isekai'd into said SMPs? And we agree we should write about this?

My beta: Yeah you should do something with that

Me: Guys what the fuck-

[nic-coughlan]

i had a dream they rebooted teen wolf and everyone was naturally surprised but they made stiles/derek canon and everybody was FUMING they were like "it's a little too late for that!!! you had ME and you lost ME!" it was really great and i woke up laughing

[orionabovethehorizon]

AU where the demonic spirit that possesses Jennifer Check from Jennifer’s Body is actually Hannibal and all of the times he compared himself to divinity were because he WAS a supernatural being all along

[rachmob]

Guys, I almost forgot but I dreamed today that I was dancing like the final song of the just dance 2025 and it was a duo where the JD team were dancing in different Danceverses.

Breez and Mihaly: Sun Horizon

Sara and Wander: Space

Jack and Sara: Earth

Breeze and Sara: Dancecity

AND IT ENDED IT WITH WANDER AND JACK IN ETERNYX

AND THERE WHERE ETERNYX COACHES CELEBRATING IN WHAT IT SEEMED A OUTSIDE A MANSION

AND JACK WAS IN WHITE AND WANDER IN BLACK

AND THEY ENDED WITH A HUG

AND THEN- I realized that all was a dream and I woke up.

👁️👁️ Best dream ever (also, I don't remember the song but it was something similar to High Hopes but also like a disco ver.)

[lewmagoo]

y’all…i had a dream about bob. apparently in this dream i was running a charity organization. rooster introduced me to bob, and he told him all about my charity. well, bob was an admiral (and very much a silver fox) and he was also very rich, which i didn’t yet know. out of the goodness of his heart he immediately promised to give a very large sum of money to my organization. and when i tell you dream me fell in love with him right then and there. we struck up a friendship and later on i went to his house (which was insanely beautiful, a victorian mansion with so much character), wanting to thank him for his generosity. it ended with him fucking me in his alaskan king size bed 🤭 anyway i think i’m gonna turn this into a fic now

[totalfrybag87]

Steven Universe references? In my RaiLao??? Ain't no way 🗿

(incoherent rambling under the cut cuz it'll be too long in the tags ⬇)

So like... I read up on the SU wiki for "Here Comes a Thought" just cuz I was so deadset on drawing them in this scenario in the fusion realm and read up on what the butterflies are supposed to mean. The butterflies are supposed to represent anxieties that one has, you know "butterflies in my stomach".

And I was like "what if Kung Lao has a ton of them on him because he's still in denial with his feelings for Raiden aka he got anxious thoughts and what if Raiden doesn't have as many because he's good at meditating/good at sorting shit out mentally (yet he doesn't acknowledge that small part of him that has more than platonic love for his "best friend")?" And then I whipped out the drawing tablet and 25 elapsed hours later I have this ^^.

Now how did they even end up in this situation?

Basically at the Wu Shi Academy, Raiden sees that something is plaguing Kung Lao's mind and invites him to do some private meditation in some secluded spot.

*queue Here Comes a Thought sequence and raiden is like "oh shit my bestie likes me.... OH SHIT I LIKE HIM BACK"*

insert some johnny cage intervention and 💥BOOM💥 railao becomes canon

[allhereincolour]

peak procrastination: i decided i’m gonna make a checklist of every 5sos song and see how much of their discography i’ve heard live instead of doing the presentation that is due in like just over a week :)

[scyeschef]

Had a small dream where carmy and sydney were in an apartment kitchen together. I'm going to assume it was theirs bc it didn't look like carmy's. Sydney was expressing about how much of the restaurant felt like it was all on her, and carmy apologized and said that she's right but he's going to work harder to get most of it off her shoulders. Kinda similar to their under the table conversation.

Then he went to grab her waist, apologized again, and then hugged her. When they pulled back after a while, she went to kiss him, and things started to get a little heated.

[nyx-thedragon]

my brain decided to become obsessed with blitzstone once again and i have no idea why :3

[remnantspod]

i am having a Normal One and freaking out that episode 7 was in fact terrible, but i do not have time to go back and do anything about it

[lipstickmarks]

Imagine Argyle Meeting Hellcheer

I sent this to my eddissy gc awhile back and I just can’t let go of this hc. So I give you this! *sparkles, glitter, and fairy dust*

~~

“Woahhh!” Argyle let out overdrawn exclamation.

The California gang had met up with the Hawkins gang after a terrible earthquake-like event sent a ripple throughout the town.

Dustin, Lucas, Mike had made it out. They thankfully found Eddie and Chrissy as well. The latter couple were beaten up and bloody but they were safe. When the boys found them, they figured the safest thing to do was to get out of dodge before Jason’s mob ripped Eddie apart limb by limb.

They took Eddie’s van and drove all the way to Utah, meeting the California gang at Suzie’s house.

Argyle, Jonathon, Will, and El were waiting for them. They were relieved to see their friends and amidst all the hugging and teary reunions, Argyle laid eyes on leather clad Eddie, who had his arm wrapped around a girl in a cheerleading uniform.

Eddie was the first to notice Argyle’s staring. He fixed him with a mean glare.

“Can I help you?”

“You seem to have already helped yourself, brother. Knocking down the high school hierarchy for us all who might reach beyond our means for love.” He pounded his chest with his fist twice. “Respect.”

Eddie Munson, perhaps for the first time in his life, was speechless. How in hell’s name do you react to that?

Chrissy’s choice? To laugh.

She could barely contain the giggles even with her manicured fingers clamping over her mouth.

“You’re funny.”

“Actually, I’m Argyle.”

Chrissy laughed even harder.

“I’m Chrissy and this is Eddie—“

“I’m her boyfriend.” He made sure to enunciate with extra venom. His friends could vouch for Argyle all they wanted but at the end of the day, Eddie didn’t trust anyone. Not after what he’d seen. And he’ll be damned if anyone tries to hurt Chrissy after what they already went through.

“Hey there’s no beef at my barbecue, broseph.” Argyle said, two peace signs in the air. “I’m just digging the Romeo and Julietness of this love connection. I, myself, have a special lady in the great state of Utah who is of the gothic persuasion. If a cheerleader and a methhead—“

“Metalhead.” Eddie corrected.

“From Idaho—“

“Indiana.” Chrissy interjected.

“Can find love in this crazy, mixed up world then so can a humble surfer boy-slash-pizza wench and his gothic lady love.”

Eddie stared Mike down.

“Where the fuck did you bring us?”

[thund3randrain]

Me: *exists*

My body about to go into a state of full fight or flight because someone breathed too close to my ear:

[4townglazer]

if robaire and z were a duo they would defo sing ‘nothin on you’ by b.o.b and bruno mars 😋