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some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!
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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental
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hop tuah. would a bunny say. is what a . a bunny would say hop tuah
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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog
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this is like watching a child come into consciousness. yeah bud. that’s what the majority of award season exists to do.
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Kevin saying Jean and him aren’t friends and then immediately sending Jean a postcard and Jean saying ‘I hate him’ and then immediately hanging it up above his desk.
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The foxes asked in the group chat how Neil was doing with the new freshmen, this is the photo they get as an answer (Neil got put in air jail after pissing off everyone that day.)
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