#i love inflatables

[pupstellars]

SQUEAKY BOY TOY🎈

[lovejectum]

[polymerclay]

Bouncy castle

[rcnaldmcdonald]

uptown girl being mac's ringtone for dee... i'm going to be incredibly violent

[thejestofit]

Sending a dancing Poseidon to all my cool moots. You rock 🩵

Mine doesn't do that anymore :(

[breadmecoshy]

Oumota comic, Part 2

Headcanon - Kaito has nicotine withdrawal during the events of Danganronpa V3 (among other things, what happens to him there). Just a cute little comic

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/breadmecoshy/736606178824650752/oumota-comic-part-1?source=share

Plot Twist - After finishing the main game (which we all want to believe was a simulation), Tsumugi became so attached to the guys at V3 that she talked Danganronpa's company into launching a spin-off in romcom format in which she would try to bring together the couples most popular with viewers

joke (or maybe not)

[puddgyy]

I want to bloat up rapidly. I want to panic and whimper as my belly gurgles and swells and my thighs thicken until I have to widen my stance. I want my tits to swell and get heavy with milk so fast that it topples me over. I want to feel my clothes get tight. I want buttons to pop off one by one and pants to rip down the sides as my thighs get even bigger. I want my panties to become a thong, to dig into my fat pussy so tight it hurts. So tight I can’t get my fingers between my skin and the fabric, and I have to wait helplessly until they snap. I want my snapped panties to stay wedged up in my fat folds because I can’t even reach my own cunt to remove them. I want to be helplessly big. I want whoever witnesses this transformation to poke and prod and tease. I want them to grab my tits and squirt me in the face with my own milk. I want to try and get away but find that I can only sort of wobble around, with any attempt to get my feet or arms under me failing as soon as I really try to push myself up. I want to get bigger and bigger and bigger, with no sign of stopping. I want it to start feeling impossibly tight, painful even. I want to be scared I’ll burst. I want to watch the stretch marks form as I beg someone to help me make it stop. I want to realize that even if it does stop I’ll be huge and helpless and completely immobile. I want to whimper and cry like a stupid fatty who got exactly what they asked for and regrets it.

I want to be fucking terrified of what’s going to happen to me.

[thou-babbling-brook]

Bla bla bla stocks cryptocurrency supply and demand idk I’m not an econ major

Ezio would make a good professor ngl till shit like this happens:

[fuzzmutt]

I prefer more tactful, intentional, and thought out religion kink. so much content is just someone fervently demanding holiness through force, ripping your innocence from you and forcing the crown onto their head. what kind of God is that?

wouldn't it be nicer for someone to give you reason to worship them? who else makes you feel like this, time and time again? who's always there to touch you in places between you and... well, God. they know your flesh as if it was made of their own, they treat your frantic whispers like prayer for more. everlasting arms, everlasting pleasure. blinding light in every peak, all touch is heaven. they don't need to make demands, they're your sanctuary. no serpent could tempt you from such a bountiful garden

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obsessed with whatever experiment he was doing here ..... like what ARE you doing that was so vital .....

[X-Men #31: "We Must Destroy the Cobalt Man!"]

[clownsuu]

have a nice day!!

((i'm sending congratulations in advance, because when I have your birthday, I will sleep soundly))

AWEAWEAWE ALL OF MY LIL GOOBERSSSSSSS ;;;;;

[specialtysacrifice]

If macden were to actually happen I'd want it to happen in a way that it's not actually happening. Like, the joke was that Mac was gay and didn't know it. That Mac and Dennis were/are in a committed open relationship without knowing it. That Dennis is very obviously ignoring some blaring signs, but doesnt know it. That's been the joke with their identites and relationship through the whole show.

Mac is gay, someone points it out, he gets weird about it, then represses the shit outta it and pretends like thats not what it is. They're in a relationship, someone points it out, they get weird for a bit, but they repress repress repress so they can still do what they're doing without having to actually deal with it. That's the joke right?

So if macden were to go cannon it'd have to be "subtle", like, to them. It would be very very obvious to literally everyone else. Thats the joke. A scheme - that was purely their own ideas, no one pushed them into it - got them sleeping in the same bed. Out of his own want, Dennis vibrated Macs ass with remote anal beads. For months. If it happens, a scheme is gonna get them to kiss and a scheme is gonna get them to fuck. And it looks like it'll be their own damn fault too.

[squeakybold]

birthday gift for my lovely wife @t3rasys !

(furaffinity post)

[ratatatastic]

SASHA LUNDY CLUTCHING ONTO EACH OTHER FOR DEAR LIFE HELLO

THE INHERENT ROMANTICISM THAT IS IN BURYING YOUR FACE INTO EACH OTHER AND CRADLING ONE ANOTHER'S HEADS

CAN YOU HEAR MY WAILS?????? CAN YOU HEAR THEM AT HOW LUNDY IS SQUEEZING SASHAS WAIST??? HELLO?????

[growmydarling]

I've seduced you into greed, and from there you became addicted to stuffing yourself silly and becoming a big round ball of a person. I did this to you 💖

[angrymac]

16.01 & 16.02 spoilery thoughts

Mac and Dennis could’ve gotten together at the end of season 15 and the episodes would be the exact same because they’re acting like SUCH a couple

THEY SHARED A BED AND NEVER MADE A THING OF IT BECAUSE IT’S BECOME NORMAL FOR THEM AGAIN????

Mac is acting like a man in a relationship alright but only if Dennis is said boyfriend

Charlie gluing a pillow to the wall was such a weird sweet little polite thing I love how his idea of hosting is this and sharing his cat food

Frank WILLINGLY believed he was being put down like a dog and was all for it OH MY GOSH

these episodes are so so funny but also incredibly sad and I love how Sunny always does this balance so well. Charlie being afraid to sleep alone in the dark. Mac being afraid to talk when Mrs. Mac’s finger is up. THE LETTERS GETTING FLUSHED

Dennis and Dee pairing up to trick Frank oh I love the trash twins so much

just perfect perfect PERFECT and I wish we had more than 8 episodes but I cannot wait for the rest of the season I love our weird little show so much