#i love him but oh my god

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

Peter parker has canonically said "Outie, y'all!" as an exit line...

[kaiisgenshinantics]

been a million years since i posted but genshin tumblr i need help again

ive read all of sethos' kit like, four times, but i *still* dont get it. i get the EM stuff and that it's important, but specifically what in the world is up with his arrows? why does it sometimes take forever to charge, and other times, its instantly charged? and why sometimes he hits high numbers, and other times he doesn't???? is there some secret em bonus he gets sometimes that im missing??? can somebody dumb this down for me please </3

(here's my build if it matters?? it's a work in progress and pleaseeeeeee dont look at my crit rate im working on it i swear i just have a million wanderers troupe users)

[mo-ok]

nothing this man does is necessary.

[tpwkmadeline]

AHH OH GOD DELETE IT GET RID OF IT OH MY GOD AHHHHHH

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

sims update: Vampire Eddie continues to be an absolute menace to everyone in the household. he farted and wafted it toward ozzy (his toddler son), then laughed about it. then he fought vampire steve because he flirted with eddie’s fiancé (his fiancé is vamp steve’s ex wife). then he was dancing like a goofball. thennnn he tried performing another ritual on steve out of revenge for the flirting

[that-nefarious-song]

SIMON SINGING THE SONG TO THE MUSIC TEACHER HAS ME DYING BABYGIRL YOU THINK YOURE SUBTLE???

[zucor]

I actually fucking hate my life right now

My cat just got out my window and i had to spend a whole hour coaxing him back into the house and he had the AUDACITY to act im in the wrong???

Fucking hate cats

[painand-more-pain]

Me @ Klavier Gavin

what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went

[agrosnuff]

My dad has this amazing ability where he can piss me off in mere seconds

[trapper-faggot]

Operation save my plants has begun!

Top surgery recovery+burn out+ general mental health stuff means that my poor houseplant collection is suffering

One of the cats knocked down this guy from the shelf for the last time, so sticking this guy in this big jar I've been saving for ages

ADHD hack: if you grow your plants in water you have an easy way to see when they need water and they're more ok if you forget to water them

Bonus: you can check their root health easily and they're pretty!!

[that-dumb-blond]

SHUT UP EIFFEL

HAPPY MEMORIA DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

[chososcamgirl]

he ain’t never beating the stalking allegations

art creds @hunnismokah

[vaggieslefteye]

VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour

"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[hinamie]

spiraling