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happy new year’s eve to the dysfunctional work polycule ever <3

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FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!

This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))

also the YouTube link!!

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I wasn’t expecting to find so much poetry under the Malevolent tag but here we are

i first listened to Malevolent season 2 while wandering aimlessly through a hillside park in August, snacking on the blackberries along the edges of the lawns, sitting at shady picnic tables in the summer heat, watching the tomatoes in the community garden ripen. no plan, no restrictions, no goal. the dreamlands will always taste like blackberries to me.

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I feel tricked

dont care + didnt ask + you turn into us. remember that.

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He’s so

Today I have for you all: Nobody themed collage

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if you’re cold, he’s cold. put him in your wall

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It’s that time of year again when I listen to the Wolf 359 Mission Mishap happy holidays and cry!!!

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Christmas Kepcobi probably some point after the happy holidays mini episode

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I’m obsessed with this

just kiddiiiing i thought of the something of substance like five minutes after posting that hope is not lost :)

anyway. we know that doug eiffel had never liked sharing his birthday with christmas, on account of it often resulting in him being overshadowed by the holiday. and we also know that in the finale, he gets his memory erased, leaving him to question whether or not he still is doug eiffel.

we can assume that he learns about his previous aversion to his date of birth through listening to his logs, or if not, through minkowski or hera telling him about it. And knowing how much his past self hated having his birthday fall on december 25th, and knowing that without his memories, he is inadvertently yet undoubtably separated from that man… i think he, minkowski, hera, and lovelace agree that his “re-birthday” should be celebrated on the day of his sacrifice. the day that the new doug eiffel was born.

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Happy Wolf 359 day everyone!

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I have trouble enough getting my thoughts across right, I don’t need people interpreting me wrong too!

yk what’s really cool about a fandom? people can have their own interpretations of characters and relationships and no one is wrong! and it hurts no one as long as you’re not a dick about it! just something i think is neat :)

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Down to the iPad

this is armand behavior

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No thank you!

signs you might see in outpost fristed https://observatory.db.erau.edu/generators/signs/

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EVERY TIME I THINK ITS JONATHAN SIMMS

is that what makes you fascinating?

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I was so convinced this was Jonathan Simms of The Magnus Archives

Once again, I'm in trouble with my only friend She is papering the windowpanes She is putting on a smile Living in a glasshouse

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funniest things in interview with the vampire:

the fact that we got reverse-queerbaited and there was levitating gay vampire sex in episode 1 and then never again :(

"he ain't white he french!"

lestat showing up to louis' family dinner in the gayest outfit he could wear in 1910, pretending to eat, and hypnotizing paul when he really was trying to make a good impression

florence du lac clocking louis as gay because of his acrylic nails and tinted glasses

"what's wrong with that man?" @ lestat

louis with the "no whites allowed" sign despite lestat being inside the building

"i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt" "it's chiffon it has movement"

grace calling lestat louis' white daddy

louis, lestat, and claudia treating nosferatu like a comedy

louis telling the police they should be ashamed of how they treated "law-abiding, taxpaying citizens" and forgetting that it's illegal to be gay

"we sell...incinerators. to various american cities." "we bring our clients here to demonstrate the product"

louis throwing lestat's coffin out the window

tom anderson not seeing louis and lestat for 17 years but for some reason he has a picture with them in his desk drawer

the fact that rashid was not just a character armand made up but a real employee of theres who was mysteriously absent for a week while seemingly consensually being played by his boss

armand and louis walking up to daniel holding hands like two people who have never held hands before in their life

armand had a threesome with a father and son while watching now, voyager, something louis didn't even know about

armand telling daniel his own armandstat fanfiction, stopping at the scene where they fucked in the theatre box, and daniel wanting more

"are you schizophrenic louis?" "...no"

the insinuation that the real irish playwright samuel barclay beckett was a vampire. not only that, but that his most well-known work, "waiting for godot," was originally written for the theatre des vampires. not only that, but that he is now an unspecified DJ

french man yelling at louis and armand that they should blow each other when they're kissing in the public park

daniel molloy being so unbelievably gay in the 1970s and being immediately into fucking louis in the coffin

daniel molloy having his body comandeered by armand and still offering to suck his dick

daniel molloy trying to escape from armand and immediately running into the wall

armand walking back into the dubai penthouse being the silliest he's ever been, nourished, happy only to find out that his husband and weird gay boy situationship have unionized

armand gaslighting his way out of the situation he gaslit himself into by telling louis he asked him to erase his memories

armand animating the raccoon into the projections during the trial

santiago small dick reveal

lestat still wearing a 150 year old leyendecker robe and playing a wooden piano, but somehow having the money for an ipad, speakers, and wifi

"siri pause"

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Ive said before that the only podcast character I see the as looking the same as their voice actor is Doug Eiffel but I’m afraid I lied. It’s Mr Cutter too.