#i love emily she’s literally me.
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class of 09 made me worse …
#class of 09#class of 09 art#it’s seriously so funny#love it when ur mom dies cause ur best friend SNORTED HER MEDS#i love emily she’s literally me.#sh warning
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Was nobody gonna warn me that I would fall a little bit in love with every character in Stardew
#I am literally following them around and getting excited like a little puppy its insane#I cant decide who I wanna marry I like all of them… I was a little torn between Sebastian and Harvey at first but now Alex is an#unexpected fav??? and I like Elliott and Sam theyre so goofy.. and I appreciate how down to earth Leah is#Emily is also quickly growing on me she feels like the valleys manic pixie dream girl to me. or at least Clint’s manic pixie dream girl#the only characters I don’t have much to say abt are Shane and maru.. Shane’s still a little mean to me like I know he warms up to u as#u get to know him but I’m not there yet.. and I’m just not all that interested in Maru sadly#it’s not just the marriage candidates its almost all the NPCs especially Granny Evelyn SHES SO NICE?? shes fun to talk to I love giving#her my best flowers.. I also like saying hi to Willy and Marnie they’re nice!!! I love Marnie’s smile it’s so cute#I’m also fond of gus after seeing Linus’ 2 heart event that was so sweet of him… mister gus I’ll give u my best ingredience……..#I’m too busy trying to finish the community centre and make money before I go around marrying anyone or building up friendship#so I haven’t had a lot of time to get to know everyone ;w; I’m trying to trigger the wizards heart events now that I’m at like 9 hearts#with him cuz I wanna be able to move my buildings around#I actually have 2 saves rn one on my brothers pc and one on iOS. but the one on iOS is cosmos file and it just playing as him as a character#not as myself and I think he would marry Alex. but my pc save is my personal file so I’m marrying Harvey#until my pen gets fixed I’ll be drawing at a snails pace pairing the stupid thing but Im making cosmo a ref definitely#I kinda wanna get to know Pam too.. she’s like rough around the edges but in a jaded way I wanna know what she’s like yk#stardew valley#puppy plays sdv#sdv#Stardew#yapping
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she is literally me! *not mine! 🎀*
#reading#literally me#girlblogger#girlblogging#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#literature#decor#she is me#buffalo 66#layla buffalo 66#daisy randone#girl interrupted#corpse bride#the virgin suicides#snow white#relatable#60s#vintage#i love lana del rey#coquette#lizzy grant#i believe in unicorns#love you all#coqette#so real#literally meee#emily corpse bride#lisa girl interrupted#winona ryder
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formerly an essay in tags but - billie lurk. half-nameless, misremembered woman. her powers derived from the things taken from her, without any catharsis or empowerment. the rat charm, tied with deidre's hair, her lover's voice in the mouth of rats. her arm and eye, taken, given back only to cause her chronic pain, then lost again. foresight seems a cruel gift for a woman who botched the timing of her takeover of the whalers, and bet wrong when it came to delilah.
she never bore the outsider's blessing; his first visit to her was more like an assault. every other dishonored POV character gets the choice to be selfish, and for that selfishness to mean something, but billie's actions have no effect on the world at large, either, in a game without a chaos system.
some say that corvo is the ghost, but he can reach out and change things. billie's buried herself twice and come back and nothing she does seems to matter - she is less a protagonist, more a convenient full stop in the narrative.
try this: open doto, start a new game. sit in her cabin. notice how little of billie there is. even the woman she loved more than anyone has the face of another named character.
she sits amongst the assets of other games: empty canvases and a dressmaker's mannequin that wears nothing.
#billie lurk#even the wiki is wrong about her its infuriating#pulled this out of tags because fuck it#in daud's DLCs even the stories that weren't about him were about him#but billie's stories are the scrapheap. they're the stuff they couldn't squeeze in elsewhere. cheap jokes and macguffins#i'm not even roasting the devs for this i think releasing dishonored in 2016 then DotO in 2017 was a feat (derogatory)#games should be made slowly and with love#and i know that everyones talked about this endlessly#but billie is my fav and it sucks that she got a game that only causes me to grieve for her as a character#not FOR her as a person#only the potential story that never was. that she never got.#you can have your strong black woman and not turn her into a trope. give her depth and range and heartache and agency. yes there was traged#but how did it SHAPE her?#dont get me started on her being designated caretaker of a former god and dying assassin. what the fuck#some of this i'd be more okay with if she was younger - i mean. the blank canvases? really?#this game could have been about wyman and there's not that much that would have changed in terms of the core story#“found out the asshole that killed your mother is still around. gonna go deal with that.”#emily who is stoned: “cool.bring me snacks on the way back”#wyman: “oh he's saying actually it was gods fault and that its possible to kill him. well i have literally nothing in my schedule”#billie's not surprised by anything anymore but maybe wyman would freak out over most of it. could have been a lot of fun#also you cant fuck up wymans characterisation. they barely exist.#local empress sends her enby girlboyfriend to kill god#pres writes increasingly deranged essays in the tags#death of the outsider spoilers#i have to complain about doto once every year or so or i die#but i'm not really gonna let arkane hide behind dev excuses when it comes to racism like. its not enough
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I just finished Hazbin Hotel AND HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!! THERE'S SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT!!! SO MUCH NEW INFORMATION TO UNPACK!!! SO MUCH I WANNA SEE FROM THE MAIN CREW!!! AND SO SO SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!
FUCK man I have a massive headache from all the screaming and crying I just did but HOLY FUCKING HELL man was that amazing!!!
I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR SEASON 2!!! IT CANNOT GET HERE FAST ENOUGH OMG
#cubbs.talks#holy fucking shit balls bro#this was an insane season final#FUCK YOU Lute#FUCK YOU Adam#i fucking love Nifty#i want a shirt with her on it and a beanie and a plus his and just all the fucking Niffty merch out there I LOVE HER SO MUCH#she's literally my favorite character now#Lucifer is hot and cute asf don't judge me#i've never been into dilfs but Lucifer could-#anyway#salute for my boy Sir Pentious#i love my little snake boy and he deserves the world...and Cherri Bomb <3#FUCK YOU SERA HAH WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW BITCH?!?!#Emily is so cute and I love her and she's adorable and she and Sir Pentious would be the best of besties i can tell you from right now#hazbin hotel#who the FUCK owns Alastor's soul#i NEED to fucking know!!!#Fucking hell Vivian hahahah#Best Series of 2024 so far I'll tell you that
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Hoghhh after a long month of defending the following characters from an entire discord server, I'm running back to here to say:
-I love Mark
-I also love Ashley
-I ADORE Emily
-I think Alex is okay
-I like Salim a lot
-I love Rachel
-I love Taylor
I am far less likely to get attacked here than there <3
#I can see peoples reasons for some of these but#1. idc I still love them#2. Why Mark? Genuinely what reasons are there to hate Mark?#This I will never understand#Genuinely the least problematic character in that entire game#And people despise him there#It's crazy#You know it's bad when DU'MET gets more love than Mark#And I've said enough here about Emily and Ashley#As for Rachel I haven't played HOA enough to fully defend her but I know that she ended up being my fav soooooooo#And Taylor? She's literally just a girl who made the mistake of being *Gasp* Emotional#tbh most of these are just girls making the mistake of idk existing#let me not get into all that here but#Isn't it funny how all these people I listed are either women POC or both?#Funny how that works#Anyway yeah it gets exhausting sometimes
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um shes also my beloved mutual
WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS
#so sorry first of all#but i read like the first half of the article before they asked me to subscribe#and wow#someone made an entire article about the commonality of my name 😭 like i need a reminder#but THIS IS ALSO SO FUNNY#like yeah guys pls mention the very popular former one direction fan blogger named emily 😕😕#cause i am The Emily#also fun fact my name is SUPER common but i actually have never had to share a class with an emily or even had an emily in my graduating#class#which i am very grateful for!!#also i’m abt to send a pic to you that i took like a few weeks ago but forgot to show you#and something funny is that my mom HATES when i bring up how i don’t like having a basic name#which is valid#but she’s always like ugh you have no idea how hard it is to figure out what to name your child#and then says she got my name from a book …#and her goal was to name me and my sisters all names of Irish origin#(we don’t even know if we’re irish)#and she thought emily was but it’s literally not 😭#however my sister’s names both are so 👏👏 2/3 pretty solid#and they also have mildly unique names i’m totally not jealous#betsy boop#ask#love you sorry for missing this
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and what if i finally decided on a fc for anna / mrs. em.ily. what then. ( do you love her )
#☽—— ⸢ my edit ⸥#˖ ♡ 𝒻𝒸. » heart aching ( anna emily )#f n a f /#me: hasn't written her because i hadn't decided on an fc#also me: i should add her as a full muse now ( i won't yet i promise lmaooo )#i've literally written out her muse bio and everything tho in notion lmao#she's a manager in a bookstore and she's from a town in arizona right near the border of utah#her parents are chinese immigrants and she has two sisters she adores#she wants to own her own business one day and is super supportive of henry's work while they're together#like she's so down to brainstorm with him ( & william if he's willing lmao ) and is def smart when it comes to business stuff#( and not in a cutting corners way either. glances at both my henry and william. )#and she's a very good mom to charlie as well as a good aunt-like figure to the af.ton kids#love love love the idea of her and mrs. af.ton as best friends even once they've both divorced the Disasters#but i think she gets bad vibes from william like. . . not immediately but earlier than most. she's friendly but it's minimal y'know lmao#but obv she doesn't guess what he's /actually/ up to. just thinks he's a dick ( valid )
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How long have you been drawing, and was there any specific piece(s) of media that greatly influenced your style?
these were probably the biggest influences off the top of my head from when i was little tiny til my mid teens i’d say. they’re all still pretty visible in my art today too!
when i was old enough to hold a crayon my grandma set me up with a box of them and let me scribble all over the wall in our hallway and that trend pretty much continued my whole formative life. she would buy me sketchbooks, pens, colored pencils, my first tablet, etc. and now i’m a fulltime artist as a profession so! :-)
#midna hit me like a truck man idk irrevocably created the person i am today#i like took one look at her and hit puberty#isaiah’s original body type was literally just hers 💀#her red ringed irises her yellow scelera that shade of cyan#her proportions her tooth her body type#the way she pulls on wolf links ear like 💀💀💀#lo starte twilight princess a couple weeks back and i was mortified sitting next to him bc he just kept going#oh THATS why you lik xyz#oh haha she just abc is that why you’re into that#AWFUL. god i love midna#anyway 99% of what i drew until age ten was from pokemon manuals and magazines#the other 1% was young link lol#then i started to get into more stuff like invader sim and gorillaz and it all spirals from there#karkat artists have done so much for my art style tho i looooved highjinkx and emily hu w my whole soul
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as much as i would love to see jake win just for the pure insanity of it all, i cant wait to laugh at the haters when a reba wins
#and by that i mean dee#im not understanding the hate for everyone?#why do yall hate austin? his game is a bit passive but seems like a super nice guy#why do yall hate dee and insist on calling her a bad player...she has been in the best position in the game like the entire time#dont get me started on the emily hate#quite literally the heart and soul of the season#and BRUCE#SO ENTERTAINING#i think tumblr is poisoned to the point where yall cant enjoy anything#i never thought i would ever join reddit but at least they can have productive and intelligent conversations about survivor there#anyways#i love survivor#survivor#survivor 45
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one big bed showed up on one of my spotify playlists and now I’m obsessed
#idk why I hadn’t listened to it before but I love it now#literally had it on repeat on my drive in#it’s just so soft? and sweet? and then the others joining in on the last chorus??#naddpod#bahumia#one big bed#Emily axford#goddamn she’s got an amazing singing voice#also for whatever reason the song kept giving me starkid vibes? really don’t know why#m speaks
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one last thing about the inheritance games for now, and i’m not gonna tag this with the inheritance games tag cause i feel like people are gonna get mad at me. but i just scrolled through the tag and like. why is everyone talking about the romance. why. why is everyone talking about grayson and jameson and avery. and which team they’re on. and how much they want grayson and/or jameson to be their boyfriend. why is no one talking about the actual plot of the book. or the characters beyond the romances. why isn’t there actual discussion of the book besides romance. in this essay i will
#i literally have to cut myself off here otherwise i will actually write an essay about this#AND I HAVE#shout out to my older sibling who (right now) has never read the inheritance games#but listened to me rant about how amazing it was and how little credit people gave it#but like#why can’t we talk about the amazing writing style?#and the insane foreshadowing?#why can’t we talk about the plot itself??#why can’t we talk about the characters independent of their romances?#or even with the romances!#why can’t we talk about how loving avery affected grayson#or how it caused a further rift between him and jameson#why can’t we talk about other characters too#where’s my xander thea rebecca libby etc love???#if we have to talk about romances why can’t we talk about rebecca and thea?? hm???#they have as compelling if not more compelling of a love story#if jessica lynn barnes dropped a novella about their relationship#god help me#i love gay people#seems kinda homophobic of me to completely ignore them tbh…#ALSO WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE EMILY IS#SHES A FUCKING BITCH#all my homies hate emily laughlin#anyways#i feel like i have written an essay in the tags here#mb to the people who stumble across this#aka just query#mb query#you will be getting more of a rant from me when you wake up though#axel rambles
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curled up in bed with my lemonade and my cat while reading Emily of new moon. Giving him narration on how I feel about the book. Life is good….
#jo lore???#I love my cat#he’s amazing#The admiration a senior boy cat has for the girl who pushed him around in a doll stroller when he was a kitten and she was three#emily of new moon#lucy maud montgomery changed who i am#Anne of green gables literally is me
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btw a while ago me and my sister watched emily in paris bc this evil show ate our brains and refused to let us go until we had unraveled its complex psychological secrets. to this day i am still mystified - do the creators of the show genuinely believe they’re making a charming, likeable worlds-collide story of an american girl in france? or is the show itself a more subtle commentary on americans’ arrogance - bc emily is deeply unlikable! she has no talents! she’s tacky and crass and classless! her outfits stink! she has ruined the life or relationship of every man in the show she has spoken to! and yet despite the fact that every french person on the show hates her she will not leave! or (and this is my deeply held conviction) is the entire show, in a completely unconscious act of metafiction, an accidental demonstration of this very thesis!!! i believe the american creators of the show firmly believe this is a quirky clash of cultures that audiences will love, and i believe that every french actor on the show despises them and works actively to undermine them! i believe the shows american creators are themselves emily in paris. i cannot wait for the next season so rarely does such a perfectly bad show come my way
#btw do not assume we’re like lol it’s so trashy i love it 😂 um no. it’s an evil show#sorry can’t stop thinking abt how much i hate emily 💀💀💀😞 the way she holds her phone sends me into a rage#the way she has ruined her chef neighbours life! she has literally drained him of his life force he is a shadow of his s1 self!!!
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im so glad youre getting into naddpod i love it so fucking much. i love seeing ur d20 artwork and posts in general so seeing u get into naddpod is very !!! :D
!!! THANK YOU!! and YEAH i am soo slowly and steadily making my way through the bahumia campaign and i am IN LOVE. band of boobs my beloved
#ON EPISODE FORTY RN#anyway nadpodd is gonna convert me into a long-campaign enjoyer#and IM SO IN LOVE WITH ALL THE PLAYERS#beverly is soo funny. he is like. half split between being the best most cutest good boy anf being pelors mpst holy terror of a child#(ALWAYS thibking about his meow moment being in the same episode he humps a corpse. he spent this entire episode trying to jump into a#giant's ear and pretending to be his conscience. LOVE)#seeing the evolution of hardwon is SO COOL. like he literally starts of as suuuch a jon snow but then like really quickly gets into#the dnd sillies vibe. rlly amazing watching the transprmation of coolguy hardwon surefoot and knowing his destination (divorceguy henry)#(also also ill luck henry song of ALL time. whatever not this campaign)#anyway. i think its really cool to see where hes at right now. like its a very good mix of loser and cool. where all dnd characyers shld be#but yeah. frostwind arc is soo good. like jake is literally roleplaying his heart out and its rlly cool to see him take like#the emotional focus of the arc i think#^_^ and MOONSHINE. <<<3333333333333#idk man. wmily is just like. shes so good. at making pcs. like its just awe inspiring#i cant even talk aboit it. like thats just my real life friend moonshine cybin#i rlly get it when people say emily inhabits her character. shes sooo good at it. like. she just IS moonshine#O_O also . man just being honest. literally there is no character better than like. swamp hick with a massive rack#its just. its rlly good#also murph is so cool. he intimidates me#like im starting dming and hearing murpj do it in just like O_O wow um... hes so cool.... hes... hes so cool....#murph baddest bitch ever. also when he does paw paws little rar rarrrr rarr. sick#wait sorry. ive been talking about naddpod to much#i could go on for a whole nother fofty tags#anyway. umm i like naddpod#i hope i get to post some art soon#asks
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all the bau meeting spencer’s badass gf who drives a motorcycle, has tattoos, dresses like a mob wife!!!! pls pls pls i need to read their reactions to bby boy pulling us
i can definitely do that for you !!
“You have to be nice.” JJ stared imploringly at Derek who looked back at her in shock across their booth in the bar, falling dramatically back into his seat.
“Nic—I’ll be more than nice.” He assured with the beginnings of a mischievous grin, only for Emily to slap him across the back of the head. “Hey!”
“I bet she’ll be so cute! Like a mini female Spencer all bundled up in fluffy cardigans and—aww I bet she’ll have big adorable glasses.” Penelope gushed excitedly, practically bouncing in her seat.
The sound of a motorcycle roaring distracted them and they all looked out of the window in that general curiosity that people get upon hearing a motorcycle, who was the potential hottie driving it.
Penelope gasped loudly, her drink splashing as it clanked against the wooden surface. Emily and JJ’s mouths dropped open, eyes popping out of their skulls dramatically. Derek genuinely felt lightheaded as he watched the scene before him—grasping desperately at the edge of the booth. Rossi’s eyebrows arched and he shook his head, chuckling slightly to himself. Hotch merely stared, though a smirk was twitching at his lips.
“Absolutely not—“
“What? HOW—“
“It’s a clone. An alien!”
The team’s startled chatter broke off as Penelope shushed them all loudly: everyone watched as their Spencer, boy genius, Reid got off of the back of the motorcycle, removing his arms from around the waist of the breathtakingly gorgeous girl. He offered her his hand as he stood in front of her and she rolled her eyes fondly at him, taking it. When she stood, he unzipped her motorcycle jacket for her and eased it off her shoulders—revealing a silky black halter dress, her arms scattered in tattoos, as were her thighs. Hoops dangled from her ears, red bottoms on her feet, nails manicured and hands adorned in rings.
Derek literally flopped back into his seat, starstruck.
All of them watched, heads turned accordingly to never stop looking at the pair of you (mostly you), as Spencer folded your jacket over one arm before taking your hand in his other as you both walked to the entrance—they could see he was rambling and you stared up at him, a charmed smile on perfectly painted lips.
“I—“ Emily sucked in a breath, flustered, “they’re coming now—act natural.”
At her hiss, Penelope purposefully fell back into what she thought was a more relaxed position, fluffing her hair. JJ awkwardly straightened out her clothes, leg bouncing. Emily leaned over the table ‘casually’ swirling her drink and Derek positioned himself with a broad arm flexed on the windowsill, looking out the dirty screen of the bar window with a smoulder.
Hotch looked at them all and silently shook his head, Rossi chucked silently at his face of disappointment.
The team heard the click of your heels approaching and vague remnants of your conversation with him that led Spencer to giggling.
Shocked looks were exchanged and Penelope looked like she was going to melt into a gooey puddle of awwwww.
“Hello everyone!” Spencer chirped as he reached their table, happier and more relaxed than they’d ever seen him be. “It’s nice to see you all—this-this is my girlfriend, Y/N.” 
“Hi.” Your voice was silky smooth and Penelope eyed your immovable un-smudged lip-combo with admiration. “It really is a pleasure to meet all of you.”
“The pleasure is absolutely all mi—“ Derek stopped, his sentence turning into a series of harsh wheezes as both Emily and JJ elbowed him in either side.
You blinked at them.
“It’s lovely to meet you.” He continued in a pained voice, collapsed dramatically into his seat.
JJ and Emily rolled their eyes.
“Hi! It is so so so cool to finally meet you—I’m Penelope and you are even prettier than Spencer described and, believe me, your doctor man used every ounce of this thick vocabulary to compliment you.”
You quirked a grin at the excited redhead in front on you, looking teasingly over at your boyfriend who was blushing bright red but he grinned shyly back at you.
“David Rossi.” The Italian introduced himself formally as you and Spencer sat down in the booth, opposite him. “I always knew Spencer was a man of good taste.” He gave you a mischievous smile.
“I would argue that we both have great taste.” You winked back, settling into your boyfriend’s side.
The team watched the easy way that Spencer allowed you into his space, the way in which he wrapped his arms around your waist with a comfortability they’d never seen before and the urge to smile was simply too much to ignore.
“I just want to say, If the genius ever messes up. .” Emily trailed off, making a phone with her hands and holding it against her ear, she mouthed ‘call me’ at you.
As laughter left your smirking lips, you looked up at your boyfriend who shook his head playfully down at you—you turned your head to kiss his cheek briefly, smiling up at him.
“I’ll be sure to give you a ring.” You promised her as the laughter around the quietened slightly.
“And me!” Morgan piped up happily only to groan unhappily again as JJ slapped him over the head.
“Don’t call Morgan.” JJ advised, leaning across the table as though to confide a secret in you, voice lowering to a mock whisper, “he’s got an STD he refuses to get rid off.”
“LIES AND SLANDER.”
“Not on his good name.” Penelope joined in, giggling all the while.
“It’s nice to finally meet you—I’m Aaron Hotchner.” Your boyfriend’s boss introduced himself to you as everyone got sucked into taking the piss out of Derek.
“It’s lovely to meet you Hotch.” You replied kindly, taking the name you’d heard them all call him.
“Please,” Aaron paused briefly, glancing at Spencer with a minuscule smirk, “call me Aaron.”
You nodded with an unaware smile but Spencer’s mouth dropped as his boss to a sip of his drink to hide his smirk, not him too.
#spencer reid#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#spencer reid smut#criminal minds#aaron hotchner#spencer reid one shot#spencer reid fluff
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