#i love elmax omg

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Elmax headcanons?

I've done one of these but I can do more if you guys like em xD I cant believe im getting so many asks omg.. I love yall.

Thanks @astreinomane

Elmax (pt.2)

• Max is angry by default. She'll rant and rave over tiny things like stubbing her toe or her favorite show not being on that day. El likes hearing her be mad because it makes her laugh, and her laughing makes Max laugh.

• Max likes to box as well as skateboarding. She takes El on skating dates with her board and Els rollers.

• Max's gotten a black belt growing up and teaches El and (possible) kids self defense. Something she's passionate about. Granted El can literally flip vans and kill people but hey, it's the thought that counts.

• They are both cereal freaks but they eat it straight outta the box like weirdos.

• Max shaved her head too so El wouldn't feel as bad about her hair.

• After the events of season 4 Max's left visually impaired so she uses a cane to help her out in public. El likes to cover it in colored tape and ribbons. Once she learns what a lesbian is she puts that flag on their for Max and her.

• They love board games. They will play Monopoly, Shoots and Ladders, Sorry, and, Candy Land for hours.

• They are big on collecting. They collect Funko Pops together, El collects TYs and Max collects little toy cars. Over all they have a huge collection.

• El is afraid of pools because of Dr. Brenner and his isolation tanks and Max doesn't like water because Billy always ended up working as a life guard wherever they lived, so pools aren't their thing. But they do love a warm bubble bath together.

[ratatattouille]

”sapphic byler!” how about just draw some of the already amazing sapphic ships in the fandom like elmax/ronance/bancy/etc? like i know fandom hates women but come on

[yourelosingains]

you cannot possibly tell me these pictures don’t give off fruity vibes

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Steddie and Elmax for the ship ask game!

steddie: doesn’t make sense, doesn’t compel me

elmax: my beloveds. makes sense, compels me

[wyzsylover]

omfg sometimes i feel like there isn't enough crazy delusional make-everything-in-stranger-things-about-elmax elmax shippers... like omg am i just on an island alone yelling about how cute elmax are for each other and how much they need each other?!?!? elmax nation rise UP let's get those analysis posts TOGETHERRRRRR!!!!

[abbyghm]

El Hopper everybody !!! She just saw Max.

Credits to @itslillyillustrates for the gorgeous picrew

[astrobei]

Do u have any byler fic recs? I’ve read all ur work and it’s wonderful!

hii omg thank u :’)) i’m going to try my hardest not to only list every single of my friends’ fics on here or ones that have been recc’d a million times even though they are all deserving of a million reads!!

you are sick (and you’re married) by @wiseatom: OK i said i wouldn’t list every one of my friends’ fics on here but thea’s modern coffee shop au immediately came to mind. everything she’s written has been so incredible but she characterizes will and max especially so well in this! delivering to us the cringefail will content we need for reallll <3 i am so in love with her writing and something about her style just makes so much sense. i tell her this every single day but it will never be enough, because her will is so precious to me and i need thea to quit her job and only write loser4loser byler for the rest of her life. read this! or else! (coffee shop au, modern setting, cringefail will byers tm)

king of my heart by @bookinit02: i had to restrict myself in choosing just one of haven’s fics for this list because i love her and i would put every one of her fics on every list ever if i could, but this fic. THIS FIC. listen. i don’t cry easily when reading fics but this one. i was reading it in the living room and my roommate came down and she said, “suni, are you okay?” and i said “yeah, why?” and she said, “oh, i thought you just got dumped or something :(“ and i didn’t know how to tell her that the reason i was eating ice cream out of the tub on the couch at midnight while crying quietly in my comfort hoodie and fuzzy socks was because of this fic. that’s all i have to say <3 (soulmate au, angst, fics that tear my heart out of my chest)

in from the snow by @parkitaco: every one of parker’s fics is near and dear to my heart, and i’ve gushed at them about it in their comments and inbox and asks but this was my most recent completed read and it has literally everything i could’ve asked for ! ice skating date! established byler! jewish byers!!! her characterization is incredible and her established byler is my favorite i’ve ever read EVER in my entire life ohhh my god. she has so many wonderful fics and i literally cannot choose a favorite because they’re all 10000/10s so do urself a favor and binge her entire collection of works if, for some reason, you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t done so yet :^) (winter fic, hannukah, established byler, mike wheeler’s pathetic inability to ice skate)

want for anything (and everything): the writing in this fic is so beautiful. like. i am a sucker for fluff yes but also i’m a sucker for fics that just rip my heart right out of my body with how well written they are. i was looking through my bookmarks for this list and i haven’t read this in a while but my bookmark notes said, and i quote, “EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SOOOOOOO!!!!!! IM AHSJDJDJDJSKSKKSKSKSKDKDJ” which sums it up perfectly in my opinion. post s3 mike and will figuring out their relationship and this author has such vice grip on me because i immediately binged the entire series too!! (six unrelated fics but each one of them are so. SO. GOOD!!) (this series has a whole bunch of premises so i’m just going to let u all figure that out for urself by making u read every single one of them. lol)

selfless; self destruct: i find myself coming back to this fic a lot because i have such a soft spot for will and mike finding each other again and repairing their relationship. the writing in this fic is so heartbreaking and the will pov in this was so spot on! they have a whole phone conversation about toast that just. it was so small and so simply and so raw and so THEM that i literally had to put my phone down. i’m sure i recommended this already but i can’t rec this fic enough !! (angst, post s4, reconnection)

hanging on the telephone by @elmaxed: lumi’s writing is just so. i don’t know how to explain it but the way they write is so soothing and easy and it conveys so much emotion with such simple dialogue and prose. everything lumi writes is s tier and this fic was no exception !! i Need more will and mike talking on the phone during the 6 months will was gone and it was really incredible reading this from mike pov. the characterization, the dialogue, mike’s struggle with his feelings for will vs what he should be feeling for will,, literally just the whole package. read it immediately if you haven’t !! (post s3, phone calls, mike wheeler’s ongoing homosexual crisis)

who you gonna call? (mike wheeler!) by @andiwriteordie: OK everyone and their mom has read andi’s fics because she’s famous and a legend and also one of my best friends (!) so it would be redundant for me to shake you by the shoulders and demand you read her fics but. this one is just so so special to me! like this one specifically. every one of her fics is incredible masterful beautiful but THIS ONE IS JUST SO!! i can’t explain why i come back to this fic so many times (other than the fact that it’s perfect). college byler where mike is an ra and will visits him, except they keep getting interrupted by the students on mike’s floor. ugh. perfect. holding it so close to my heart forever and ever <3 (college au, established byler, interruption trope x100)

bonus!! these fics aren’t byler but they are some of my all time favorites and i would shout their praise from the rooftops for all eternity if i could :^)

in the morning i’ll be better: jancy jancy jancy jancy jancy !!! stoprobbers on ao3 has some of the best, if not THE best jancy fics i’ve ever read! the characterization, the plot, the tenderness ☹️ jancy usually gets sidelined in byler fics so i eat up every single fic where they’re the main couple and this is everything i need from season 5. nancy’s talk with steve, reconnecting with jonathan, UGH. just. everything about this. (reconnection, jancy talking their issues through, nancy whooping steve’s ass for the six little nuggets monologue)

a life in your shape: if any of you are stoncy readers, this fic is the gift that keeps on giving. nancy and steve get engaged, and jonathan, their best friend, is,,, he’s dealing! i don’t read a lot of stoncy just because i feel like fics that are my style are few and far between, but for writing like this, i’d read any pairing the author wrote for. i have a sweet spot for this relationship and the way that the chemistry between all three of them is so palpable and balanced is so rare and beautiful to read! 36k of some of the best writing i’ve ever read i swear even if you’re not a big stoncy fan this fic might just convert u :^) (2/3 of an established relationship, 3 way pining, weddings)

november and july by @lookslikefireflies: this is such a wonderful max and will fic and probably the best max character study i’ve ever read. GOD the writing had me clutching at my heart in beautiful, glorious pain. just so many lines in this fic that i think about so much. takes place between s2 and s4 and just. i literally have no words. the way this author writes max is so so special to me, i want to put this prose in a mug and sip it on a cold day. the relationships between will and max and also max and mike and even though byler isn’t a focus of this fic, you can really see will’s struggle with his relationship with mike post s3 even though it’s not through his pov. i just come back to this fic a lot when i’m sad it’s so warm and gorgeous and just. ☹️☹️☹️ (max character study, angst, fics that make me curl up into a ball and weep)

i’m honestly not the best at fic recs because i keep forgetting to bookmark ones i like before i close the tab but i hope you enjoy these :^)

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  ಲ ͏ㅤ ׅㅤㅤcw: byler (obv), requested by anon ♡, SPOLIERS FOR SEASONS/EPISODES, me obv yapping and being extra silly, long ahh post its just me yapping abt byler, mike wheeler x will byers (byler ...), me sorta reaching/making big assumptions (taking every last crumb), heavy queer-coding and stuff, byler analysis ++ more realistically, mention of elmax, me being a english teacher 😭, internalized homophobiaㅤ✿𝅼

( ｡>﹏<) "so excited omg im kissing u anon /p/silly im all over the place srry !! i, personally, find mike unlabeled (possibly bi-curious or gay), who is just stuck between two pretty siblings of opposite genders. i am not a mileven, but i do support and whtvr evidence mileven fans have of mileven im vry open to listen to since we all have different povs/perspectives ^_^ this is all my opinion and my view on byler/the hints at byler :)" ⏤ c.k.　と

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ㅤㅤ❛ ⠀⠀B..Byler analysis.. I wanna see what u think...

𝜗୧ ּ݂⠀💌 me yapping about byler ﹗

　　　⏤　 s1, mike is inside the house with wills letters and art. he handles them with such care (this is not only shown in s1, of course seen in the other seasons aswell), while in later seasons, with his own girlfriends letters, he treats them rather with disrespectfully as if he doesnt care about them, casually tossing them away in garbage cans or just disregarding them completely. u would think that he would treat both with such love, or atleast caring more for els letters, but no. when he see mikes room in one scene, u can see many of wills drawings either hung around or somewhere just in his room (under his bed, on his desk, etc.). nothing is rlly in his room that could be from el which is odd. in els room, we can see literal photos of mike practically everywhere (on her desk, hung up, etc.) .. mike doesnt wanna reciprocate doing the same tho ?? just having letters and stuff just from will ??? im onto u mike. back to the scene of mikes room, he has a mirror on his closet door which could mean that he is in the closet himself and inside the closet there is a red-ish orange shirt/jacket/whtvr which could relate back to s1 will as on his jacket there was a rather similar color to it AND the light of the closet is on meaning that once more it could mean that he is in the closet, aswell having a sign pointing towards the closet saying one way, AGAIN meaning that he could be in the closet. anyways. if u stop at just the right time, still in mikes room, u see a blue owl. a blue owl can symbolize endless compassion towards others and this owl was last seen in s1 where mike and will were quite big characters (and still are) (this owl also could link to vecna but that is not what we r talking abt rn ...)

　　　⏤　 the beloved van scene. literally immediately, we see mike staring so obviously at wills lips and looking him up and down (keep this in mind cause im gonna tell u at the end of this paragraph how many times this has happened LOL). as will hands mike the painting, after asking if will had made it, light starts shining through the window a little more, insinuating he was happy that will painted smth for him. when will mentions that el had commissioned it, the lights becomes more faint and mike looks so much more disappointed after, obviously liking the idea of will making it just for him better than it being made cause of el asking it to be (he likes the idea that will was thinking of him, to put it more simply, but instead it was only made cause of el). as will points to the painting, u can see just barely how they touch, and as the camera points back at mike he is biting his bottom lip. ur getting a little to obvious mike😭 with will mentioning mike being the 'heart' of the party, it could be such a barely noticeable way to say 'im inlove with u' or smth along those lines. as will yaps abt that, mike literally has his breath hitch ??? just at will saying he is the heart and that he is holding everything together ?? the light begins to return meaning that mike became genuinely happy as will said that (sunlight is used as a way to describe a mood, and seeing how it is shining, it means its more lighthearted/friendly/happy ... whtvr. probably shouldve said this earlier ^_^). "when youre different, sometimes u feel like a mistake," will says, perhaps meaning that he feels wrong for liking mike, his male bestfriend, but this could be quickly disregarded as will says, "but u make me feel like im not a mistake at all," which could still mean smth similar to that tho if rlly thinking abt it. the sunlight comes back once more, again giving this lighthearted feel to whats around as that is being said/after being said. also, mike is gulping saliva SO MUCH😣 R U OK POOKIE ??? after a bit more yapping, will says, "el needs u mike, and she always will," with more light shining through. he mightve wanted to say, "i need u mike, and i always will." but idk. mike responds with, "yeah?" with a small smile, needing confirmation that will truly thinks this. will nods, of course confirming his words. as this happens, the light appears again a brighter than previously. if u look just close enough into mikes eye, a small heart is in the reflection of it (THIS IS KINDA A REACH BUT IDC TBH). after this heartfelt moment, mike looks down at the painting will had given him (taking one more quick glance at will with a smile) as will turns away, looking out the window, beginning to start crying—likely sad that mike has not realized his feelings and how much he loves him—which mike surprisingly doesnt notice, only giving a small look before going back to look at the painting. mike looked at wills lips/looked him up and down 7-8 times ... MIKE GET IT TOGETHER HELPPP. ALSO: with the painting that will gives mike, mike is aware that it was for a 'crush of his' or smth of wills, making mike possibly flustered in a way (<- mike had read the note, so he already knows the information abt it meaning to be for someone he likes).

　　　⏤　 s4, when mike is calling out to el, the vines around her neck only tighten, showing that she doesnt believe rlly anything he is saying. will has to practically pressure mike to say 'i love u', which even then mike still hesitates and stalls slightly before rlly saying it. when mike rlly does say it, his facial expression shows off that he is lying. when lying, u normally look away or smth like that, and before saying 'i love u', mike of course does this. as mike says this, the vines once more tighten. el does not believe mike truly does love her. mike says that he is srry for not saying ily enough and that it wasnt because he was afraid of her ... this same season he was literally afraid of her because she hit someone with a freaking rollerblade, so he is lying, and has said multiple occasions 'what is wrong with u' and been scared of her. a little after, mike literally recites what will says during the van scene, obviously not knowing what to say. notice, the vines r STILL tightening. mike also says, "i feel like my life started that day we found u in the woods," right infront of will knowing full-well that day was also the day when will ... vanished. he literally contradicts himself in multiple occasions with this sentence, his life obviously 'not starting' that day he saw her in the woods. mike calls el 'superhero' once more, just more of superhero idolization (is that what u call it), only ever praising/appreciating the quality of her powers. el wants love, not idolization. mike is so homosexually repressed that he cant even notice anything else about el besides her powers, as if thats all she is good for. more lightening strikes in els pov, showing that she KNOWS he is lying, vines STILLL tightening. mike is just saying stuff that he knows el wants to hear, pretty much. el only breaks when both seeing and hearing that max is in pain (guys do we like elmax on tumblr) and not her own bf spilling his love out for her (lying or not).

　　　⏤　 BODY LANGUAGE. MIKE WHEELER BODY LANGUAGE. when in wills room and mike is apologizing (woah), he lifts his brows. if u do research, an eyebrow flash is a usually unconscious social signal, a raising of the eyebrows for about a fifth of a second that communicates a wish to approach another whom the sender recognizes and is preparing for social contact. an eyebrow flash can be used to communicate a desire to approach someone and prepare for social contact, add emphasis to a message, similar to a facial exclamation point or question mark, be used as a form of flirtation, and be a reaction to fear, surprise, disbelief, or disapproval. in this case, it is likely a more flirty way, if using context clues (mike smiling, the voice lowering, holding eye contact, etc.). in this same scene, mike when he sits down literally CHECKS OUT WILL😓 anyways. a smile along with a eyebrow flash (or raise) could mean that u have an romantic interest in them. during the digging scene (dig dig dig guys), mike just looks at will. for no reason. will wasnt even talking and mike proceeded to look at him. when will goes to look at mike, making eye contact between the two, mike gets embarrassed in a way and looks away (or a panicked response), giving a triple take at will before beginning to dig genuinely. a triple take is more 'extreme' form of the double take. it usually happens when two people are trying to check each other out at the same time and keep making awkward eye contact, looking away but not without giving exactly three glances towards the person once more before finally looking away. during the same scene, mike proceeds to lick his lips. when youre attracted to someone, your mouth may produce more saliva. licking lips is a way for people to show interest in someone, adrenaline and norepinephrine can cause physical symptoms of stress, such as dry mouth, when youre around your crush, and thinking about saliva can cause you to create more saliva, which can lead to more thinking about saliva. mike licking his lips whilst looking at will shows more evidence of byler not being one-sided. back to the van scene, mike has his lips parted, hitched breath or sharp intakes of breath, and flared nostrils. these r more common signs of showing that u like someone or r interested in them in a more romantic than platonic aspect. he holds eye contact the entire time which is usually done when attracted to another. he also blinks alot during this scene which is a sign of thinking nervously or anything like such. quick blinking can be seen as a sign of flirting tho, but in this case im not sure it is and mike is just nervous with will. blinking can increase when excited (mentally) abt smth, and mike is likely excited at just the thought of will alone. once more, his brows r raised, but stay raised. raised brows can show interest in what is happening or being said (in this instance, its said). he has such a longing look as he stares at will aswell, occasionally glancing down at his lips which can show he desires to likely kiss will, but obviously not being able to do so. THERE R SO MANY MORE INSTANCES BUT TO MUCH TO WRITE ... hope u enjoyed this english lesson on words :3 (im literally a nerd help me)

　　　⏤　 during the s4 scene where mike and will r having a argument in the skating rink, mike begins to walk away. will calls out to him, saying, "but what about us," and u can see mike take it the wrong way. 'what about us' can mean many of things, and mike took it as a more romantic way, leaving him to stop and turn around, showing off his face. looking closely, he looks confused and possiblynervous. there wouldnt be any reason to be nervous at these words unless u took it the wrong way, which mike, again, did, and confusion would be more normal. if mike didnt like will, he wouldnt have thought anything of it, of course. he says, "what?", in a more different tone, aswell. also, this might be a stretch, but looking at the lighting on their faces u see yellow and blue, which r the colors the two r linked with. after the argument, going to see what el had done, the lights r blue and yellow, as expected. mike goes under two yellow lights before stopping to the left of el, under a blue light, whilst will goes under two blue lights before stopping to the right of el, under a yellow light. they were under eachother lights, before ultimately ending up back to their original colors they r 'assigned' to (this can be also called color-coding or simply just a color (scheme) those characters stick with or seen with the most). this could mean that they r running away from this feelings of some sorts. while mike usually sticks to blue and will usually sticks with yellow, sometimes they will exchange colors, and occasionally wear green which is a mix of the two. when mike visits will in the hospital, he wears green ,,, when mike thought that will had died, he wore green. they wear green when they want to remember eachother as its a mix of the two colors. ANOTHER BIG STRETCH but when mike gets socks they r GREEN. mike mightve been thinking of will whilst getting socks. also, prior to this at the airport scene, mike gets el YELLOW FLOWERS and wears a YELLOW JACKET and his hat has GREEN IN IT and is wearing GREEN PANTS and a BLUE SHIRT ,,,, am i exaggerating. guys i might be delulu but, like. also, BACK to the skating rink, mike says, "were friends. were friends," as if trying to push it both onto him and will, once more experiencing that internalized homophobia, insisting on the fact that they r just 'friends'. mike also feels bad for making will feel bad, just going back to the topic of finding el to subside the fact he just made his bestfriend probably sad. also, just stands at wills side and doesnt try to comfort el at all after el hits that goober in the face ??? nor does will ???

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Strange things ship rating

Argylen (argyle & eden) 8/10 adorable

Boyce (Joyce & bob) 9/10 yeah

Cammy ( Tommy & carol) 6/10 I don't like there character

Cunnington (Chrissy & Steve) 0/10 why

Duzie (Dustin & Suzie) 10/10 adorable

Hellcheer (eddie and Chrissy) 4/10 i think they would be friends

Henfield ( Dustin & max) -1/10 no

Henderhop (Dustin & el) 0/10 ummmm as friends?

Hopclair ( el and Lucas) 0/10 no not just those two

Jancy (Nancy & Jonathan) 7/10 there alright

Jopper (Joyce & hopper) 10/10 love them

Kaleddie ( kail & eddie ) -100/10 wtf who made this

Lumax ( Lucas & max) 10/10 one of my favs

Madwheeler (Mike & max) -10/10 wtf

Mileven ( mike & el ) 1/10 i hate this

Nangyle ( Nancy & Argyle) -1/10 ew wtf

Nanceddie ( Nancy & Eddie ) 0/10 as friends yes but

as lovers 🤮

Stali ( kali & steve) -100/10 ok why do they keep putting her with these men

Stancy (Steve & nancy ) -1/10 I hated them

Tigercheer ( Chrissy & Jason) 5/10 they where cute

Wheelgrove ( Nancy & billy ) -1/10 he tried killing her...

Argilly ( argyle & billy) 0/10 again why

Byclair ( Lucas & will) 2/10 i mean ok

Byerson ( Dustin & will ) 1/10 no

Byler ( mike & will ) 9/10 yesssssssd

Byergrove ( Jonathan & billy) 0/10 whyyy

Cargrove ( billy & Jason) 0/10 why put two assholes together?

Chauman ( Mr. Clarke & Murray ) -100/10 tramitizing

Edna ( Eddie and Henry/001) 3/10 ok but here me out.

Eddithan ( Eddie & Jonathan ) 1/10 could maybe work

Edgyle ( argyle & eddie ) 1/10 again could maybe work

Greatwise ( Gareth and will ) 3/10 could be cute

Harringrove ( billy & Steve) -100/10 I hate this so much

Henclair ( Dustin & Lucas ) 0/10 I know people like It but no

Jargyle ( Jonathan & argyle ) 8/10 I like them

Jilexei ( hopper & alexei ) 0/10 no

Jonson ( Jonathan & jason ) 0/10 anyone shipped with Jason is gross sorry Chrissy

Mungrove ( Eddie & billy ) 1/10 no

Munver ( eddie & Jason ) -100/10 whoever made this is crazy

Murrlexei ( alexei & Murray) 6/10 hear me out

Newhop ( Bob & hopper ) 0/10 ew

Steddie ( Steve & Eddie ) 100/10 my fav ship

Stommy ( steve & tommy ) 0/10 gross

Stonathan ( steve & Jonathan ) 0/10 again no

Stargyle ( steve & argyle ) 0/10

Tomgrove ( tommy & billy ) -1/10

Tomathan ( tommy & Jonathan ) -1/10

Tomrick ( Patrick & tommy ) 1/10 I could see it sorta

Wheelclair ( Mike & Lucas ) -1/10 no

Wheelerson ( Dustin & mike) 0/10 ummmmmmm why

Bancy ( Barb & nancy ) 5/10 actually kinda cute

Bucklway ( robin & heather ) 2/10 I don’t know how I feel

Buckingham ( robin & Chrissy) 9/10 I love them❤️

Berkins ( robin & carol ) -10/10 umm just no

Chrickie ( Chrissy & Vickie ) 2/10 no sorry

Cerkins ( Chrissy & carol ) 3/10 could actually see it

Elmax ( max & el ) 10/10 yes

Elzie ( suzie & el ) 1/10 cute but no

Garden snake ( heather & Eden) 1/10 no thanks

Huckley ( Barb & robin ) 3/10 kinda a vibe

Joyren ( Joyce & Karen ) 0/10 yeaaaaaaaaaa no

Perwheel ( Carol & Nancy ) 3/10 ok but i could sorta see it

Queen of Hawkins high ( Nancy & Chrissy ) 5/10 kinda cute

Ringham (robin & Eden ) 4/10 they would get along

Rockie ( robin & Vickie ) 9/10 adorable 🥰

Ronance ( robin & Nancy ) 9/10 we all love this

Tambin ( robin & Tammy) 7/10 not bad ig

Achillean apocalypse ( steve , eddie , Jonathan & argyle) 2/10 i Don’t really like it

Byleven (Mike, el & will) -1/10 will and el are siblings

Bywheelclair (Mike , Lucas & will ) 0/10 no thanks

Chrissyxjasonxeddie (eddie , chrissy & jason ) 2/10 i don’t know how I feel

Duzieclair (suzie , Dustin & Lucas) -1/10 leave duzie alone

Elumax (max, Lucas & el ) 9/10 no joke I love this ship

Gotta love Nancy ( Nancy , Jonathan , Barb , robin & Steve) -10/10 OMG NO

Harringroveson (billy , Steve & eddie ) 4/10 i Don’t fully like this ship my sister does tho

Henderhopclair ( Dustin , el & Lucas ) 2/10 I have nothing to say other than 2/10

Jargen ( Jonathan , argyle & Eden ) 5/10 kinda cute ngl

Jangyle (Jonathan , argyle & Nancy ) -10/10 i hate this

Jonsteddie (Jonathan , steve & eddie ) 2/10 not the biggest fan

Sapphic senate (Chrissy , robin , Vickie & Nancy ) 7/10 again I love this

Steddissy (chrissy , eddie & steve ) 2/10 nothing to say

Stoncy (steve, Jonathan & Nancy ) -10/10 i thought I hated stancy

Stongyle ( steve , Jonathan & argyle ) 1/10 no

Stonagrove ( steve, Jonathan & billy ) 0/10 nooooooooo

Stoner lovers ( argyle , Jonathan & eddie ) 5/10 kinda vibing with it

Vobancy (Nancy , Vickie & robin ) 6/10 solid

Warrior throuple ( steve , Nancy & robin ) 0/10 robin is gay

Robeddie friendship ( eddie & robin ) as friends it’s a 10/10 if it’s lover -100/10

Stobin ( steve and robin ) as friends 10/10 if lovers -1000/10

You don’t have to agree with my opinions I was just bored so yea

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Okay I just need to put this somewhere, I just need to get it out and this is my blog and I can post what I want. Yes I am an It and Stranger Things blog but if you've been following me for a while you may or may not have noticed I interact with both those fandoms differently. I sure as hell post more about It and that can range from silly little nonsense to ficlets to character and ship headcanons.

For Stranger Things I stick to like fandom theories and discussions and will occasionally post a headcanon about a character or a ship. I post more about Stranger Things when I'm crossing it over with It ironically. I tend to stay away from anything about the ships most of the times and I don't go out of my way to contribute a lot of solely Stranger Things content as I do for It.

There's a reason too. I love rarepairs, I think they're neat. They're not for everyone and they don't have to be but I like them. And while they thrive in the It fandom, they literally go to die in the Stranger Things fandom. Which is real ironic considering the Stranger Things fandom is massively bigger than the It fandom.

The Stranger Things fandom is so draining to interact with and so I hardly don't. I protect my peace. I never scroll through the tags anymore and I'm careful about the Stranger Things mutuals I keep.

Don't get me wrong, I love Stranger Things, I love the characters, the story, and I love quite a few ships. Elmax and Byclair are probably my top two, and I'm a big fan of madwheeler, ronance, and wheelclair. When it comes to the big ships, I enjoy both Mileven and Byler casually- and by that I mean I honestly do not care who becomes/stays canon (canon doesn't matter much to me anyways) and I don't actively seek out content for them but when it comes across my feed I enjoy it.

I've said the Stranger Things fandom is draining and I'm not going to just complain without saying why. ANY ship that is not one of the big ships, Byler, Mileven, Ronance, Lumax, ect, their tag is filled with people being like : "Best friends!! I love them platonically!!" and it's just?? So not what that tag is for? The Stranger Things fandom has created platonic tags, use those. And especially if it's a ship that contains Will that isn't byler- people will insist that those two can only ever be platonic. As if Will isn't allowed find interest in a different guy besides Mike- this is fandom, people are allowed to enjoy ships that aren't the big ones.

It goes beyond just the ship tags. If I'm in the Lucas Sinclair tag I am not there to see Mileven or Byler shit, I don't want to see Lucas as a fanboy for either ship, I want to see content for Lucas. God help the Eleven Hopper tag,

But like I said, I keep my peace, I don't scroll through the tags anymore and I limit my interactions with the Stranger Things fandom,,,only everytime I post the rare character or a ship headcannon I will have people reblog it with either A.) Saying some shit about them being 'omg besties!' when clearly I meant the ship in a romantic light or B.) If it's a character headcanon or a ship one, people will use it to shit on other ships. THAT'S NOT WHAT MY BLOG IS ABOUT.

Okay I don't know- this turned into a ramble that I'll probably delete later. I just had to vent and also a lot of only Stranger Things blogs have been following me lately and I felt the need to explain why post how I post with St vs It.

[broke-art-girl]

How do you think Elmax's first time would be like?

Okay I'ma do this in a fade to black kinda way bc I don't care for writing heavy NSFW.

I imagine it's kinda casual, maybe El asks what sex is after they are watching something and someone mentions it. Or maybe they were talking about it in sex Ed at school. Max explains that wlw is different then mlm sex but it's the same idea. She keeps doing the 👉👌 hand gesture, which makes El giggle. Max explains toys and why females use them mostly but how they are more for all people.

Eleven then asks something Max doesn't expect, "Can we have sex? We can't get pregnant. Only feel good.." Max blushes hard which El giggles at and agrees.

Its a little tricky at first because it's a first time but after they put on some music and dim the lights they figure it out as they go. (Max uses some words she's heard come from Billy's room when him and Heather were in there which works a lot.)

Afterwards it's the best with them, cuddles, bubble bath, lotion, tv, everything is perfect.

[bookinit02]

(Be warned, incredibly lengthy script reply ahead, copy-pasted directly from my notes app. It’s a lot of separate paragraphs so it will probably take up some space, apologies in advance)

SCRIPT SCRIPT SCRIPT SCRIPT OMG YES

Karen!!!! Yes Karen!!! AND HOLLYYYY OMG. I love this bit so much. Karen’s gonna find her kids!!! She’s gonna find out what’s going on!!! I love good mom Karen!!

OHHHH OH MY GOD THE CFROP CIRCLE WILL MADE THE CROP CIRCLE AKJDHKSJDHSJFBSND. IT CROSSED OVER FROM THE UPSIDE DOWN AND HE MADE IT AND THEY CAN ALL SEE IT HOLY SHIT

She’s good </3 oh Max </3

“Come here often?” Mike you DORK.

AWWW THE SWING :((( MIKE TRYING TO TELL WILL HE LIKES BOYS TOO :((( God that’s so sad and sweet and heartwarming. But YES WILL SAID IT!!!! YOU GO WILL!!!! And god. That HUG. I bet that’s gonna SLAP in Mike’s POV in the fic <3

OHHHHH NANCY TALKING ABOUT MIKE TO ROBIN :(((( OH MY HEART.

“I’m a lesbian. We know these things.” LMFAO ROBIN

Oh my god Will and Mike straight-up CUDDLING in the upside-down while Will sleeps. And it’s just like, normal. NO SHIT they’re gonna be different after this, goddamn.

“BABY”????? ARE YUOU???? FUCJING???????? MICHAEL. MICHAEL WHEELER

NOOO GOD VECNA. FUCK. HOLY SHIT THIS VISION GODDAMN

BABY????????????? GOD VECNA THAT’S FUCKING FOUL

HOLY SHIT??:?? THE FUCING???? MINDFLAYER?????? WHAT. WHAT? VECNA WEARING ZOMBIE WILL’S FACE AND SAYING ‘HOW ABOUT A KISS INSTEAD’ BEFORE FUCKING POSSESSING MIKE I’M. I.

Ha. Haha. H. Okay. I can uh. I can see why Suni said she hated you. Because what the fuck. What the fuck? I mean that was AMAZING but what the fuck. I can’t wait to scream at you even more when the fic chapters come out because WHAT. The FUCK.

Goodnight

(Sidenote added as I am re-reading my own commentary before sending this ask: I kind of can’t wait to see Will go fucking BALLISTIC at Vecna for pulling this shit with Mike. Like. Those newborn powers are gonna go CRAZY. Vecna you’re in for it buddy)

yayyy!! so excited to answer comments🥳

i’m so glad you liked karen’s scenes! i’ve had her s5 arc planned FOREVER (as in it was literally one of the first things i ever thought up for this fic, and the main reason i wanted to include a script to show other storylines!), so i’m super excited to finally dig into it!

the crop circle😎 that’s My spooky little eldritch creature! so proud of him🫶🏻

elmax🥺 my Babies.

dork!! & yes i am SOO excited to write this scene in fic format.

nancy & robin! and i’m glad u liked robin’s line bc i rlly couldn’t figure out if i wanted to leave that in or not. but yk what. i stand by it!

the CUDDLINGGGGG GOD I LOVE THEM😭 and the “baby” line was another that i was super undecided about leaving in, to the point where i had to consult suni and get a second opinion😭 but she was like yeah you Freak leave it in. so i did.

as for everything else: 😇

thank you so much for reading!!! i appreciate your comments so much💗

[rotisseries]

The end of the year is near! Give a shoutout to your favorite blogs and tag them to spread positivity before the year ends!

yay!!! right before the new year!! ok lemme put this under a readmore aldjdsslf here's all my favorite blogs (mutuals lmao) in no particular order

@bittersweet-taffy! jayme you are a ride or die mutual!! we were each other's top blogs for a REASON!! you are a delight on the dash, I love your fics, and I love that we can always dm each other posts we don't like and be haters together<333 that is maybe a weird thing to be loving about but I do not care my life would be SOO much worse if I made a tumblr post everytime something pissed me off I love bitching to you!!! and you are so nice and sweet to me the duality of man honestly!! and you made me a riotgrrl essentials playlist!!! one of the best new friends I've made this year I would lavender marry you honestly, hope you have a great new year!<333333

@milf-harrington hii theo!! you are so cool!! I love all your artwork!! and you are so chill which is great bc when we first became mutuals you were a little intimidating akdjfhdjs. you are the best mutual to talk about a steddie ghost au with and I love the writing snippets you've shown me! I also still love that my meme is on your wall akdjdjjssk! and I'm still not as familiar with the nobodies hero characters and lore as I am with tbos but I love them so much!!! they are great!!! you are also so funny and nice and I just love seeing you on the dash! I hope your 2023 is amazing<33333

@hella1975 HI HELLA. LOVE YOU AND YOUR MONSTER OF A FIC!! I ALSO LOVE [redacted bc I'm tagging the main and not the side blog but you know what characters and world I love so so so so so so much]!! your writing is so awesome but if we're being honest I did not follow you for that I actually followed you bc you are hilarious in your author's notes you are SO funny and you have such a vibrant personality you are so much fun to talk to which is great for the intimidation factor you initially had of "oh my god I'm talking to a cool fanfiction author" I'm still so amazed we are mutuals but it's proof that being annoying in the inbox will get you somewhere! also I love your taste in music admittedly I do not actually listen to the recommendations very often bc I take forever to listen to new music but when I do it rocks my world I will never be the same again after you introduced me to ethel cain! love you hope your 2023 is great!<33333333

@gloomybirdie GLOOMY. YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF "LETTING THE MUTUALS GET AWAY WITH THINGS YOU'D INSTA BLOCK ANYONE ELSE FOR". YES THIS IS ABOUT THE ICED MILK. BUT IGNORING THE ICED MILK I LOVE YOU AAND YOUR ART YOU'RE ALSO SO FUNNY I HAVE LOTS OF HILARIOUS MUTUALS AND YOUR ART IS SO NICE TO LOOK AT I AM STILL OBSESSED WITH THE GARFIELD PFPS YOU DREW BTW!! ALSO LOVE THAT I HAVE AT LEAST ONE MUTUAL WHO CARES ABOUT MY LOZ POSTING! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR<33333333

@andiwriteordie hi andi!!! you are my sweetest mutual, you said such nice things about me on your post!! everyone else on this list is a little bitch (affectionate) to me sometimes but you're always sincerely like "yeah rori is great" it's just lovely! anyway more importantly, I love your writing omg everything you write is so good and you write SO much it's SO impressive and you are another mutual who is DEFINITELY too cool for me but I am so glad the hadestown byler post led to mutualism akdjfjsjkf. also you have great taste obviously! love seeing you on the dash and I hope you have a good new year!<3333

@elmaxed hi lumi! we admittedly do not talk too much which is something i should fix but I love seeing your posts on the dash!! you are so nice and sweet and the willel ceo to me!! I also love your blog theme it always looks so pretty! hope your new year is great!!<333333

@lyoshaland hi lyosha one of my mutuals from BEFORE the st insanity hiii!! love you and love seeing on the dash even though I Do Not know what's going on with andor, but you don't know what's going on with st so it's great it's literally parallel play aldjdjsksks have a happy new year!<333

@lordrei hi rei I love your art!! and I love that you're a serial zukka commenter I love when I read a fic and see you in the comments like oh hi!! we don't interact too much on tumblr but I have NOT forgotten the debate on my marriage to yue in the taob discord aksjddhdjjsbdb love you hope your 2023 is awesome!!<33333333

and then anyone else I follow or who follows me that I didn't tag, I also love you all you're all great aksjfhsks have a happy new year<333333

[jaaklops]

Any Ronance or Elmax headcanon?

omg YES!!!!

ronance: this one is very prevalent but nancy cannot cook for shit ok. i just love the comedic potential of nancy wheeler, the most intelligent and decisive and talented person robin knows, cannot set foot in a kitchen without SOMEHOW burning something. i also love the fact that it references to nancy not really ever wanting to live a life like her mother’s, so she just never learned to cook.

elmax: so yk how max showed el the wonder woman comic right, so i was thinking one day after that scene el would have been like “are there any more superheroes like her??” and max would have brought out an entire stack of comics like that and she would show el all of them and el would be like so surprised and happy as max shows her all of them, and when el moved away max lent her some of the comics so she’d have something to remember her by (even though she would never forget about max anyways)

thank you so very much for the ask!!

[wyzsylover]

does anybody know which specific stranger things comics these parts are from? i want to get them but idk which exact one they are bc there's actually quite a lot 😭😭😭

[taintedcigs]

Stanger things ask game:

6, 17 and 20 🥰

FIRST OF ALL ILY FOR THISSSS <33

6. ughhebrjje i hate my answers for this but im thinking steve or dustin… also someone from the mike eleven will love triangle… i’ve seen some leaks and some ppl said 3 characters were going to die but idk if duffer brothers are that brave, also i think argyle too :((

17. ISNDJS SO MANY BUT ILL NAME THREE.

or don’t blame me by t.s. again orrr 505 by arctic monkeys orrr all i wanted by paramore lmao

20. sooo many things first of all max waking up, lumax and elmax scenes, jancy endgame, learning wills connecrion in s5, jopper scenes and more el/hopper scenes bc i think the reunion scene in s4 was bullshit. i wanna see the party all together, i want the teens together and OMG I SO BADLY WANT STONATHAN SCENES LIKE GIVE ME ALL OF THEM. and all the ronance scenes if they were canon i would never complain about st ever again.

send me stranger things asks!