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rpftourney · 2 months ago

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Best RPF Ship - Round 1 Match 20

Propaganda under cut

Brocedes Propaganda

it's unlikely childhood best friends to teammates to rivals to bitter enemies to ... whatever they are now (lewis avoids saying nico's name like it's an incantation to cause the end of the world; nico constantly praises lewis and has semi-recently gone on record as saying that in his heart, they're still best friends).

there is a wikipedia page dedicated specifically to their rivalry. they slept in the same hotel rooms as teenage teammates in go-karting. they knew each other better than anyone else did (as one f1 commentator put it, live on air speaking to nico himself, "everything bar lovers.") and their team principal has said there were things between them nobody else could ever understand.

(i started typing out more propaganda but really i was basically just putting in their entire life histories. anyway they live in the same building and don't talk but lewis sends christmas presents to nico's daughters. these men had their teenage codependent homoerotic friendship blow up on live sports tv and it's the most fascinating thing in the world.)

#brocedes #mclennon #f1 #the beatles #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #paul mccartney #john lennon #formula 1 #rpf #rpf tourney #round 1 #i love divorce!

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spghtrbry · 4 months ago

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#saul goodman #breaking bad #i love divorce!

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cyanorhis · 2 months ago

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that moment when u meet the disguised version of your culture's satan and u end up making him fall in love with you. absolutely hilarious.

you either make him regret his actions or you make him validate his actions. he will do the shit anyway so pick your poison. doomed divorce forever.

#I'm having so much fun #solavellan #saurondriel #I LOVE DIVORCE!#cyano blabbers #I am serious this is so funny I'm giggling to myself like a crazy person #did I say I love divorce.#ofc sauron is far more evil than solas but still it's sooo funny #the fact that they both turn into puppies is also too funny to me #and that they have disguised themselves as blonde hot people #absolutely hilarious #liars through and through #the dubious consent over there staring at you #sauron is so funny though imagine becoming WORSE hahaha babygirl #losers ofc #also the fact that my personal lavellan has this beautiful blonde hair thing going on for her as well makes it funnier for me

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glittergoats · 2 years ago

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bramblesquirrel to me

#warrior cats #wc #squirrelflight #bramblestar #bramblesquirrel #my art #im sorry the back and forth every arc is comedic at this point #I LOVE DIVORCE!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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cryptocism · 5 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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raylangivins · 2 months ago

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i am Locked In.

#i have to say. i'm not NOT enjoying the divorce.#jlo's pulling the same shit i make the beatles and their wives pull in the angsty horrid love triangle char study fics i write #i'll just say that #old man yells at cloud

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venussmilk · 9 months ago

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ik they dont have phones but u cant tell me chilchuck wouldnt go crazy on facebook reels

#digital art #fan art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #laios touden #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #laios dunmeshi #chilchuck dunmeshi #izutsumi dungeon meshi #he would absolutely love facebook guys.... i mean hes a divorced father of three #lets be real #also laios and izutsumi would be those kids that have those leash backpacks

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vextech · 12 days ago

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i love that i read SO many jayvik fics about the divorce beginning with jayce being horrified at what viktor had done with the hexcore, only for it to turn out that jayce actually did not give a SINGLE fuck, didn't even flinch at the sight of his hand and leg, and was ecstatic when it ended up saving his life. i am absolutely obsessed

#jayvik #arcane #arcane spoilers #idk if i was ever certain how jayce would react but i do love pain and i knew the divorce had to come some time #his best friend is ALIVE and they're going to fix everything together and oh he must be cold 'let me grab my blanket i have in here'#'i've been sleeping in this room for days waiting for a sign of life and here he is'#AHHHHHHHHHHHH #anyway. i missed them

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octaviusing · 2 months ago

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