#i love cute trends like this i cannot help it

[sylviiann]

saw this picrew going around ssoblr, so here's my addition :9

first up is estelle, who's queer but unsure of her identity, questioning who she really is. she's sure of her attraction towards women, however she's not sure about anything else.

second is sonya, who absolutely knows she is a lesbian and is proud!! very cool sonya.

[ https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1918788 ] <- the picrew :3

[simp-ly-writes]

The Comment Section (pt.4)

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Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: You are done filming for your upcoming movie and the team think of a way to help celebrate and as you gain more and more free time, you and spencer try and spend every moment together.

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, jealous!Spencer, angst, social media au, suggestive themes, attempt at comedy, slowburn, light swearing, fluff, mutual pinning, irl celebrities, friends that act like lovers, friends/lovers.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | PART THREE | PART 3.5 | PART 4.5

─ · · A/N: A really long part four since I am starting school again 😔 and don't know how long it will be till I can write something.

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(first/name) (last/name) @ (name)s_username · 3 days ago Where is everyone disappearing to and why is nobody talking to me at Smosh??? 😭 I am going public with this now, I demand to know your secrets! Comment | Retweet | Like | Bookmark

↳ Smosh @ smosh · 3 days ago Find us (name)...

↳ first/name) (last/name) @ (name)s_username · 3 days ago That didn't make this any better!

⟳ user_one reposted username01 @ user_one · 3 days ago They are really doing (name) so dirty recently. Like, give my guy/girl a break.

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Sardines Hide and Seek! Can (name) Find Us?

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⚲ Pinned by Creator (name)s_username ✓ 3 days ago And here I thought I was going to be fired. You all are so sweet for thinking of me this way, I would never have wanted a moment of it spoiled- that revel was much worth the wait! ❤️❤️ :) ▼ 200 replies ↳ Smosh Pit ✓ 3 days ago We are all forgiven once more! ↳ username47 3 days ago Watching everyone sneak around in the background of the video was too funny, everyone looked so sus! XD ↳ username20 3 days ago (name) instantly falling to their knees and crying was so fucking cute and sweet, I swear my heart exploded in my chest as everyone clapped and cheered for them. Smosh is a true family ❤️ ↳ username99 1 hour ago They really know how to play with out heart strings, I was stressing so much these past few days- must have taken them ages to plan this out, great work to the crew! ↳ username89 12 hours ago Ian standing there weirdly as (name) cries into his chest thanking him before he hands them off to Spencer was pure gold! ↳ username72 5 hours ago IKR it was so funny but you could see how much care was in Ian's eyes when he did that.

username88 just now Okay, but from now on- only wholesome things like this for awhile okay?! Us fans cannot handle much more 😭

username56 30 minutes ago Anyone else watch the original hide and seek video before this? username33 2 days ago Okay but what was Shayne trying to do in that wig??? Did they really think that would disguise them??? username69 1 day ago Spencer picking the confetti out of (name)'s hair was so sweet. username17 2 days ago 22:42 Spencer: "are you mad at us?" ... (name): "I was but my current happiness makes up for it all." ▼ 14 replies ↳ username72 5 hours ago THE WAY THEY GIGGLE TO EACH OTHER AFTERWARDS IS SENDING ME. username21 30 minutes ago That cake by the arts department was truly a work of art! Taking all those photos and scenes from (name)'s instagram was so heartfelt. username01 just now I am late to a post for once! username42 just now The comedy of having everyone disappear after (name) turns around was perfect! I wonder if it was edited or practical...

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(name)s_username i love you all so much ❤️❤️❤️

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spennser we all love you back!

↳ username01 just spat out my drink and had to re-read that a few times before realizing I need glasses. ↳ username99 mhmm, mhmm, we know you ALL do (some more than others) /positive

ianhecox yes, good pictures but we need you back in the meeting room.

↳ (name)s_username I am running my way over boss! 🫡

sydney_sweeney I would've liked to have been invited...

↳ smoshpit we will get you on the next one! ↳ glen_powell add me to that list as well! ↳ smoshpit on it!

username67 what's with the baseball bat??? 🤣

username40 been loving all the videos you have been in!

co_mill we are all so proud of you!!

phatchance why did you have to choose that picture of me?!

↳ (name)s_username you look so cute in it! ❤️❤️

oliviasui i look so wasted lol

↳ (name)s_username don't worry i was too XD

damienhaas never knew you to be a singer...

↳ (name)s_username oi! you joined me so don't even start Damien‼️ ↳ damienhaas i was just about to say we should do karaoke with the team! 😊 ↳ (name)s_username now you have me looking bad 😭 ↳ tomeybones never thought that possible babes ↳ (name)s_username im actually running away now!

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Eat It Or Yeet it: Desserts Edition

Smosh Pit ✓ [Subscribed] Like 79k | Dislike | ... 8.29M subscribers 370k views 2 weeks ago today the cast tests their internal systems in eat it or yeet it!

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username56 2 weeks ago It is so weird not seeing Spencer and (name) in a video together for once. ▼ 31 replies ↳ username72 2 weeks ago Okay but I kinda like seeing them interact with the other cast members, they do kinda stick together in the videos. Its cute and everything but change is nice! ↳ username22 1 week ago They say distance makes the heart grow fond... (even though he was on set watching this episode) ↳ username01 1 week ago I find it so funny that they can't seem to keep away from one another for long. ↳ username22 1 week ago IKR? so adorable, so them. ❤️❤️ username04 2 weeks ago The Shayne, (name), and Angela trio are so perfect. Their chemistry never fails to humor me! username17 1 hour ago Okay but that cake made out of mayo made me seriously gag, I could not believe that Angela managed to stomach that. 🤮 username88 5 days ago The way that they all suddenly act like founding fathers as (name) throws up in the background will never not be funny to me. username43 1 week ago (name) and Angela are so cute together, I love the way they grip one another's shoulders as they laugh like that pictures of foxes XD username10 2 days ago I love the way they all chased Garrett out of the studio afterwards with chairs and cutlery and through the office. That montage was LEGENDARY.

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Board AF: Monopoly Cheaters Edition

Smosh Games ✓ [Subscribed] Like 100k | Dislike | ... 7.75M subscribers 1.1M views 2 weeks ago we all have trust issues after this episode...

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username97 2 weeks ago 14:11 (name): "SPENCER!!!" a few seconds later... Spencer: "(NAME)!!!" I need their energy. ▼ 417 replies ↳ username11 2 weeks ago I feel like their little play fight on the ground together should have been blurred. ↳ username19 2 weeks ago Those pinned hands looked... personal... 😳 ↳ username84 2 weeks ago My mind went straight back to Spencers insta post some time ago, that hug still haunts me. username05 1 week ago See I love this game, now (name) and Spencer need no excuses to watch each other the whole time and do their jobs secondary /positive ▼ 2 replies ↳ username99 5 days ago I know this is a joke in all, but they are arguably the two hardest workers at Smosh with their multiple roles both in front of camera and behind alongside all their outside work. ↳ username05 4 hours ago Exactly! we love a hardworking totally-not-couple ❤️❤️ username24 30 minutes ago Been loving the content recently, keep it coming! username08 1 week ago The BTS of this video was CRAZY. ▼ 220 replies ↳ username03 4 days ago OMG WHAT HAPPENED???? don't leave us on a cliffhanger here! ↳ username36 4 days ago Yeah, tell us PLEASE!! ↳ username08 15 minutes ago Okay, OKAY! Spencer and (name) were making a number of jokes about the handcuffs and did a side-interview where they told us all the schemes they planned- makes the video execution that much better! ↳ username06 15 minutes ago I need a membership STAT. ↳ username15 just now (edited) They really do be getter bolder and bolder. I really love seeing it. EDIT: like as in (name)'s confidence, from this movie they seem more comfortable in themselves.

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(name)s_username for a longer caption, just want to say that I can't believe this is my last interview before the film releases, its been a journey so thank you so much Amelia for having me on your show!

↳ chickenshopdate loved having you, lets meet up again soon, but as like friends... erm... ↳ (name)s_username yes, friends- please! ↳ username01 (name) really out here worried for all their "friendships" XD

username41 I am literally counting down the days until this film comes out, I am so excited!!

anthonypadilla could you sneak in one last interview??

↳ (name)s_username let me check quickly- wait yes 100%

username25 You were amazing on bit-city last night as the bystander! Please make more videos in this character!!

spennser i've never seen you both act so awkward on camera.

↳ (name)s_username i got nervous okay! be nice 😃 ↳ chickenshopdate happens to the best of us, thats why i brought out the booze honey! ↳ spennser i mean i would be nervous too... ↳ (name)s_username ikr?! ↳ username99 and it just flies over their head 🙄

username23 i like to image Spencer putting himself in Amelia (the interviewers) shoes while watching this video.

username10 your outfit was straight fire! please can someone tell me where to get this look???

username82 i could go for a slushee now....

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We Are ALL (name) HERE.

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username66 5 days ago Who's wet dream did we just stumble into? Mine- cough cough, what?? who said that?? * [this comment has been flagged for interfering with Youtube's Community Guidelines; for more information press HERE] username01 1 week ago (edited) I like to think when studying for this role, they all stared at pictures of Spencer longingly. EDIT: HOLY SHIT, Spencer appearing part way to help the "real" (name) with their mic as they all intently watched with jealously was out-of-this-world. Like I have no words, they all knew what to do XD ▼ 220 replies ↳ username51 just now I was LOSING MY MIND over this. ↳ username17 just now I love how they all watch what the "real" name does and copies a few seconds after XD its perfect!! ↳ username20 1 hour ago YES THIS!!! Or how Amanda kept looking behind the camera at Spencer until he told them to stop but then they all did it, im dying here 🤣🤣 username37 1 week ago I love that as soon as one of them starts laughing- they all start laughing the same way XD username40 1 week ago "real" (name)'s pout and glares were too cute as they more and more annoyed as the video progressed. username88 1 week ago Whoever green lighted this video needs to be promoted. I have watched it four times now. username37 5 days ago Yes!!! More (name) content PLEASE!!! We love YOU!!! username44 When they brought out the ipad and played kiss, marry, kill with all of (name)'s co-stars was surreal. (name) is so luckyyyy!!! username27 (name) started kit: phone background of them and Spencer, random junk in their pockets, a water bottle so big you hear it crash when knocked over, and raids their friends closets. username90 (name) looked so tried and embarrassed by the end of the video, can someone on Smosh make sure to give them a hug for me? username64 This video must have been an... experience for Spencer.

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─ · · A/N: hope you all enjoyed this extra long part! i have a couple of things pre-written that i will try and space out but seriosuly, thank you all for your continued support! really makes my day, you all are so cool ❤️❤️

─ · · TAGLIST: @lisiliely @missflufffanfics @little-stitious-studios

[icypopz]

caught in 4k ♡

↬ request from anon ; I love your writing for blue lock and i was wondering if you could write a Rin x actress reader when they're adults and they get caught by the media somehow. ↬ notes ; itoshi rin x gn reader ↬ from ice ; pretends like i haven't been gone for months... anyways here's my grand comeback that literally no one asked for but this req was so cute i rlly wanted to write it 🥹 hope u enjoy ! ↬ warning(s) ; none

please reblog w comments ! it helps a lot :)

itoshi rin has always been a private person. he rarely shares anecdotes from his life with his friends, let alone the paparazzi. his fans constantly complain that they're starved for content, because despite the fact that he's one of the most famous football players in the world, he somehow manages to keep his schedule entirely under wraps and often downright refuses to do interviews. (the only way to get him on camera is to invite him for a joint interview with sae.)

his tendency to keep his personal life a secret is exactly why it comes as such a shock when it's revealed that he's dating you.

actually, 'revealed' is the wrong word to use when in reality, the both of you were spotted leaving a popular restaurant together by a pesky journalist. he snapped pictures of rin holding your hand, offering you his jacket, opening the car door for you... and the next morning they were all over the internet, splashed across the front page of all the major news websites. #itoshi rin is in a relationship?! was the number one trending topic for days.

the amount of attention showered upon the two of you is actually unsurprising, considering how you've been at the peak of fame ever since you recently took on a role that went viral. pair that with the fact that you're dating the most mysterious football player? it's a miracle they didn't hear about it in space! both your fanbases were gushing about how adorable you are together and they're always eager for crumbs of interaction between you two in public.

in private, rin groans and grumbles about how annoying it is to have a spotlight shining on your dating life, but he's secretly happy that you both don't have to hide your relationship anymore now that it's out in the open. he likes the idea that everyone knows he's yours, and you're his.

in public, he's as aloof and cold as ever to every enthusiastic interviewer that dares cross his path. the only time he visibly softens is when they mention you, and a hint of a smile will curve his lips. rin gets angry if they even imply that you're leeching off his fame, or you're a gold-digger, or you're trying to get close to his brother through him - he never fails to set the record straight immediately. the two of you love each other, and maybe these journalists' time would be better spent trying to find someone to love them instead of trying to ruin someone else's relationship. (his pr manager is at her wits' end).

overall, rin is not too bothered by the fact that your relationship ended up becoming public knowledge. of course he would have preferred it to be on both of your terms, but now that it's happened he just rolls with it. as long as you're happy, he's happy.

help i swear i'll be active now HAHAHA i won't disappear for a year again ,,, and btw i cannot believe my last post was over a year ago tf

✧ thank you for reading ! if you have a request, feel free to send it in 🌠 © icypopz 2023. do not repost or modify in any way.

[tubbytarchia]

Actually I'm gonna need a little insanity thread for all the rancher things I love as I watch their POV for the first time. I'll publicize this when I'm done with ep5

TLDR: Heavens, it is a long list. I cannot tldr this

Them running around in circles, completely lost after their first deaths whilst also not expressing even the slightest bit of anger (esp Jimmy because you know)

Them expecting the other to know how to build but neither of them can

Tango building a box of a house and Jimmy being absolutely smitten by it continuously

Tango praising Jimmy with full genuinity for bringing back... a bucket of water

Them cradling one little chicken like its their offspring before they can get more

Jimmy standing behind the door, calling for Tango in order to surprise him with cows.... god help my heart

Tango declaring them as team ranchers to immediately admit he might not be a very good rancher. This is good and cute because I love to see them struggle yet have unbridled support towards each other

Jimmy being cornered by Joel and Etho so Tango leaves to save him (or so he says at least!)

Jimmy ushering Tango into their house as Tango yells for help due to his hunger and being chased by mobs, and then Jimmy giving him two melon slices because that's all he has (They are so pathetically poor which only accentuates the wholesome and cute factor)

Jimmy accidentally picking up Tango's baked potato and then handing it back to him so they can eat together while Tango basically foams out the mouth because he's so hungry

"Welcome home honey"

Them celebrating being able to feed themselves to any degree

Tango all "I built that wall, it's ugly, continuing the trend" only for Jimmy to immediately proclaim that he likes it

Jimmy catching on that Tango can be a great builder actually and confronting him about it like he's just been cheated on

Tango blocking their entrance to prevent more cows from leaving for Jimmy to then admit that he was the one that broke the door, oops

Tango watching Jimmy escort two goats from a distance "he's doing great"

Them in total confusion wasting way too much time trying to figure out how to get goat horns as they're huddled in their house with said goats strolling around (and them continuing to get butted casually as they go about their normal activities) before eventually choosing to waste much more time by trying to do the same thing outside

Unrelated but Pearl of all people being the first person to come to them with genuine help rather than to fuck with them like everyone else

In the face of all their struggles, the thing that seems to bring the absolute most joy to Tango and Jimmy by this point is obtaining a silly little goat horn

The fact that they both got the exact same goat horn!!!

"I need stuff for tools, and I need stuff for Jimmy"

Tango defending their base's looks despite proclaiming to be a bad builder, because god, I want him to be doing that just because of how much Jimmy praised it

Nobody replying to their goat horns, but THEM replying to each other!! (They also toot at each other later when frantically looking for each other agh!!)

This time Tango interrogating Jimmy as if he's been cheated on because Jimmy went into the deep dark without his approval

"The R survived"

"Tango snap out of it; Tango's having a moment" *Tango yelling and groaning and grunting and laughing continuously*

"Tango, Tango, let's think about this. Let's think about this!" "Hold me back" "Tango, listen to the horn" Jimmy calming his deranged husband aw

Tango burying his head in a corner refusing to look at his beautiful ranch in complete ruin even as Jimmy coaxes him

Jimmy and Tango kind of begrudgingly accepting Scar trying to be nice but Jimmy still valiantly defending the foot tower before it burned to the ground

Their son/daughter :( (Tango refers to the Warden as a she one episode and a he in another. Their child was an icon...)

Tango expressing that he's proud of Jimmy for having stayed alive so long and Jimmy replying "It's all down to to you. Hey, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you"

Maybe Jimmy really didn't have a water bucket on him but it was so funny of him to casually turn to Tango whilst on fire and go "can you put me out?"

Jimmy being comically kidnapped??? (Actually being put into gay baby jail instead) And asking Tango to help save him

"You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go." (insert a bunch of crying emojis)

Other stuff: I think by virtue of Jimmy being a real tall guy, his character is usually depicted as taller than Tango's if not significantly so. As such... Tango calling Jimmy "little man" tickles me greatly and sounds like a very fond pet name

Briefly brought it up earlier but goddd. I will absolutely hc that Tango only became proud and defendant of his work because of how much Jimmy liked what he built. And Jimmy always being there and calming Tango in his crazed outbursts <3 Tango is such a goddamn creature isn't he

And the uhh... Tango dying quickest out of anyone because of a creeper, to then express that he was proud of Jimmy for doing well even though he got them killed the first time around, and then Jimmy unceremoniously dying to an Enderman to end their series for good... As funny and poetic as it is, god, the canary curse fuckin hurts!! And yet there were hardly times that Tango showed disdain towards Jimmy, and then never genuinely. He knew their series could end quick with Jimmy as his soulmate and even when their positivity faltered, their support towards one another never did

For having read all this (or maybe just glancing and scrolling)... some unfinished rancher doodles just for you that I made while watching their POV

:)

[andauserene]

How would Shockwave and Knockout react to their Cybertronian Conjunx Endura joining human trends? 🫶🏻 Edition

Shockwave :

- He is confused, you can tell.

- He thinks it is illogical for you to follow human's trends and... what do they call it? Social media stuffs.

- But you didn't care.

- You are just being you (resilient and stubborn sometimes)

- He saw you posing yourself in front of a mirror with heart pose in your hands like '🫶🏻' and it certainly makes Shockwave thinks how illogical this trend.

- But he secretly try it himself (poor him has one hand) by transforming his canon arm into a hand (like he did in EarthSpark) and try it.

- He thinks it is illogical for him to enjoy seeing you or himself posing like that, but he cannot tell exactly why he likes to do it.

- Even, when he is alone in his lab, he would do those idol pose and dancing like he is a human idol.

- So, when anyone dares to interrupt him, they better run- Shockwave would do anything to keep this a secret, even if he had to kill in order to do so, just- keep this a secret, please. If they agree, he'll let them live for now.

- But eventually it exposed to the troops and you can't help but laugh at him.

- He glares at you with his single red optic, but he secretly loves your laugh.

- Probably do that again just to get your attention.

- And Megatron would sometimes bring this as a topic and had a wild thought of dancing battle between Shockwave and Starscream.

- Starscream obviously win with that slender body of his.

- But Shockwave agreed only to impress you and get your love attention. I mean, look at his love, look at her laugh! Only exquisites can enjoy such a sight of her laugh.

- Says that someday you could be the death of him, but he doesn't know that that day is today.

- You kill him with overload cuteness as you place kisses and pamper him although he doesn't show it and you obviously don't know it.

- Overall, 13/10! Such a sweet logical ending for both of you.🫶🏻❤️

Knock Out : (little bit suggestive!!)

- He obviously saw this kind of trends, whether on drive-in theaters or just seeing random people do this.

- He normally would think humans are really attention-deprived as they would do such humilating actions just to get followers and famous.

- He dislikes the idea of humans doing this weird stuff on platforms such as... what is it again? TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and such.

- Knows that from Breakdown.

- Breakdown knows that from Soundwave.

- Soundwave knows that from the internet while scrolling cat pictures something.

- Mostly, he thinks this stuff is even more cringe and cheesy than romantic or pick-up lines.

- But probably ended up using one of the rizz at you when he saw you making '🫶🏻' pose.

- He might say things like 'My, my... What would I give to see that body of yours dancing for me' or 'The way you move had imprinted on my mind forever, darling'.

- You, ever the fast-response, become a messy blush upon hearing his words.

- And that only fuel his ego and confidence even more.

- May sometimes even become very bold and grab you from behind before swaying his own body hips against yours, leading you to dance.

- It made you become very very very shy and embarrassed.

- He would just kiss you to shut up, or either carry you to his berthroom and do whatever he had in mind.

- If he is kind enough, you will be alerted for what he will do to you.

- If he is feeling devious and mischievous, he will attack you and tackled you down and you can feel his slender fingers tickling you.

- And even, he would not hesitate to show the 'dance moves' he saw from you and show it in front of everyone, including Megatron.

- The Dark Lord will be confused, but when he sees you blushing or begging Knock Out to stop, he immediately connects the dots and chuckle slightly.

- Then, there will be a battle dance between Starscream and Knock Out.

- Since their bodies are just as slender as each other, if Starscream's hips are not smaller, it will be hard to decide of who'll win.

- But Starscream is outright confirmed by Megatron that he is the best dancer, so, Knock Out loses this one.

- It doesn't matter though, what matters is that your cute little face is blushing light blue Energon and he can hear how the troops comments about you.

- Look at his sweet Conjunx, her priceless face worth millions of fame, no, glamour. She is his Conjunx!

- Overall, he is 17/10. His finish always shines the brightest, but with you, his finish just shine different color.

My first TFP head-canons aaaaaaaaaahh- I do stories at Quotve too, so make sure to check it out!

This is my account on Quotve, may as well upload a few stuffs from there to here and vice versa. See you, Twelve SQuad!!❤️

[skzooe]

Hi there!!! I've read your lipstick stain reaction and it was so cuteeee, I really loved it :))

Could you do another part with haruto, seunghwan, and zhang hao (and any one you'd like to add) please?

And if you don't want to do the same kind you could do it of you smothering them with kisses as well :))

Thanks in advance, I hope you have a nice day!!

lipstick stain trend,,🎀 p.2

BOYS PLANET

p.1 p.2 p.3

with; seunghwan, jiwoong, zhanghao, haruto, p.hanbin

[note to anon; thank you so much! this has made my night 💕 i hope you enjoy this one]

seunghwan;

so down bad for you

"do you wanna film this kiss-"

"yes"

soooo many compliments

"that colour looks really nice on you"

finds a way to rizz you up any opportunity he has

"it would look better if it was on my lips🤷‍♂️"

you sit on his lap with his hands immediately going to your waist, which made your heart skip a beat

when you start filming he cannot keep a straight face

you think he looks cute with kiss stains on his face so you decide to kiss him on the lips once

HE GETS SO EXCITED

BEGS for more

jiwoong;

RIZZLER NO.2

when you show him the video he's so unbothered about it

literally pats his lap signalling you to sit which makes you so AKJSFHJDFHK

"sit on my lap then"

when you start recording he just gazing at you with his "bedroom" eyes (ifyk)

stares at your lips up and down likee

the tiktok comments go so crazy over him

💬: WHAT IS HIS INSTA

💬: THIS MAN IS SO FINEEEE

which makes you hella jealous

however he does not give af and just finds it funny 💀

zhanghao;

would literally do anything for you so how could he say no

the sweetest & caring ever

he finds it cute when you're struggling to apply the lipstick so he does it for you

"do you need help? come here"

he holds your chin which gives you instant butterflies

fights the urge to kiss you bc he thinks you look so pretty 😕

cannot stop staring at your lips while filming

the comments find it so cute fr

💬: hes SO whipped for her

haruto;

he is on tiktok 24/7 so he defo knows about it

"i thought you would never ask😋"

is SO giggly

finds it ticklish so when you kiss him he starts laughing and throws you off the bed

the kiss stains get so smudged that he ends up looking like a tomato

you both forget about the tiktok because you spent all your time trying to wash it off 😭

p.hanbin;

absolutely LOVES the idea

however he takes it so seriously that you fight over what colour the lipstick should be 😭

"nonono, this one looks WAY better"

"nooo, this one suits you more"

turns into a compliment game??? (throwback to that hanbin vs woonggi battle💀)

"this colour makes me look prettier"

"you're pretty anyway"

"no you are"

"you're the most beautiful person i've ever met"

"no-"

he ends up crashing his lips onto yours before you could finish your sentence, leading to a makeout seshhhh

what tiktok????????

part 3 here

© skzooe

[acanth3]

追憶＊マリオネットの糸の先 / Reminiscence＊End of the Marionette's Strings

EPISODE 1

Mika: Hmmm? Only 30 minutes till’ our live and Nazuna-nii isn’t here yet…

Shu: Kagehira. Quit shaking, it’s uncomfortable. To rephrase it, it’s vulgar.

Don’t get distracted just because nobody is watching us, Valkyrie must always remain graceful.

If you behave unsightly I won't allow you to go up on stage. Understand? 

Whether you are there or not, it won't matter. 

Mika: Nnnnh, I’m sorry Oshi-san Standin’ around in the same place gets annoyin’. Is it okay if I follow you for a bit? 

Shu: Don't move on your own, even if you walk just a little you’ll soon forget what you have to do. 

As far as I’m worried you’ll ruin your costume.

Mika: Nnnh? Osh-san is worried about me~? I’m so happy.

Shu: What I’m worried about is the costume, not you! Just how much effort do you think went into tailoring the costume?

Kagehira, just take responsibility. 

It’s not something easy where you can just wash it if it gets dirty.

Mika: Nnnn~ I’m happy with our matchin' costumes. Oshi-san makes new costumes every live performance

So refreshin’ ♪

This is our general costume for Valkyrie right? Ha~ It’s cool, make us look like antique dolls ♪

Shu: It’s not supposed to create a nostalgic feeling, but the trend where it’s good if it’s new...I can’t stand it. 

I’m used to tailoring these kinds of costumes, I’m the only one who can prepare/tailor the costumes on my own. ♪

Mika: Nnnn, Mado-nee is also wearin' a matching costume! Cute~♪

Shu: That’s right, that’s right, praise more.

Rather than wearing it just because it looks cute on Mademoiselle, it’s only natural it looks good because I designed it. 

You too...Well it only looks good on you because you’re only good appearance-wise. 

Mika: Eh? Really? I’m happy~ Oshi-san has praised me~♪

Shu: Don't jump around! It would be a problem if you hooked your clothes somewhere, you careless person.

Nazuna: …..

Mika: Nnnhn!? I was surprised... Nazuna-nii how long have you been standin’ there? It’s quite late, I was worried! 

Nazuna: ….. 

Mika: Don’t act so intimidatin’! I’m older than you Nazuna-nii. I wont know what to do if you suddenly bowed yer head~...

Nazuna: …..?

Mika: Nnnn? Lookin’ at the costume? This is our basic Valkyrie costume, I get to match with you Nazuna-nii~♪

Nazuna: …..♪

Mika: Yeah! I think it looks great too! I’m sure it’ll look good on you too, Nazuna-nii.

Shu: Kagehira. Just shut up for a little bit. 

...It’s very late, Nito

Nazuna: …..

Shu: Well I’d say it’s okay, hurry get dressed. Your costume is over there. 

It’ll be difficult to wear it yourself, I’ll help you. 

Nazuna: ….. nods head 

Shu: Aaa, Nito, Nito, Nito…♪ My perfectly tuned, beautiful lovely marionette. Even today as well, you are perfect…☆

It’s a miracle of God given by heaven.

It’s such a shame to share this brilliant frame to average people in this world, I wish to keep it all to myself…♪

But unfortunately it cannot happen. 

Those insects are very disturbing these few days, so we have to defeat them. In order to do that we need you. 

Don’t worry, I’ll clean up this mess soon. 

Because it’s ‘fine’ we’re up against I thought what it would be like against Tenshouin, but after all, it’s child's play. 

They are not only the enemy of Valkyrie, of course there are others snobs within our eyes.

Let’s kick it all away, destroy it and pack it into a cheap stuffed toy♪

These days, including me, there’s a group called ‘ The 5 Eccentrics’ and so on.

At this point, everyone seems to be watching us silently. There is nothing in this world that tunes out our reign/superiority. 

Just a little more and this world will turn into a beautiful exhibition designed by me. 

It won't take long, just a little more patience. 

Nazuna: …..nods head

Shu: Nito, cute little rabbit…let's create a perfect world for you with no dust.

First of all, let’s begin to prepare for this showcase. 

Even if you spare the trouble of helping us, it’s still troublesome. 

Separated from the fools and the weak… let’s only bring the most beautiful and valuable into heaven.

Now, the beginning of a fun puppet show~ KaKaKaKa ♪

notes: i love shu sm im gonna die

[kirk]

okay top five favorite underrated robron scenes and go

this took me several days to think about lol you have no idea how much i love you rn for letting me info dump about them omfggg i dont know what counts as underrated really i feel like every single scene they have is so well-loved for one reason or another but, i'll happily list some underrated(?) details i noticed on my watchthrough

this will be in no particular order just from what i think of first. god. ok

though its a very very very well known and loved scene (WELL DESERVED) i just love how robert sways with aaron during the reunion scene, like he's trying to do a first dance 2.0 with him to adele all over again. and help jog aaron’s memory about the scene like. Well technically it’s just standing. and then of course they have a flirting banter back and forth EXACTLY like their first dance too. god. wedding parallels kill me always

when aaron goes away to ireland after the gordon stuff comes out but before gordon is charged, the background plot of robert working at the scrapyard for aaron to not only make his life a little easier once he comes back but also working his ass off to have the scrapyard earn MORE money so aaron can be a little more comfortable financially (and pay for legal fees) once he's back too. like. god. 2016 robron forever and ever and ever i would live there 24/7 if i could

the casino las vegas holiday scene where robert has his hands over aaron’s eyes and is leading him to the back room it’s just. sooooooo cute to me but also shows how much aaron trusts robert. and it just makes me happy to be reminded what kids they both are like i truly do believe they have eachother pieces of their childhood back after both of theirs were taken from them :,-) like they can be KIDS together. ugh

the fact that chas picks out the song “can’t take my eyes off you” just kinda confirms that even when robron aren’t on screen all they are doing is staring at and giving heart eyes to each other, so much so that everyone in the village notices that it’s like. constant. and honestly just gonna throw in the whole karaoke scene as a scene i love that’s underrated(? not really), i’m a sucker for karaoke. and it kinda calls back to them being kids with each other

the "you are such a wind-up" scene lives rent free in my head its just sooooo them its SOOOO them, and really shows how much they know each other like aaron is literally saying nothing and robert STILL knows he's trying to rile him up likeee. i think theres a common trend with my fave details/scenes of them both and it's when they allow themselves to be silly / be kids like i cannot state this enough sorry. it just hits sooo good that they not only supported each other through revealing their childhood traumas to the other (robert supporting aaron getting gordon locked up / aaron supporting robert by steering any and all conversation away from jack) like... they can give each other a little piece of childhood glee back like its just so special to meeee

i'd love to know yours if you'd like to list some :-)

[mirkwoodshewolf]

Creepy crawlies; Jack Kline x reader

*Author’s note*

Okay so this is a cute little drabble/small fic requested to me just recently by an anon who wanted some Jack Kline fluff. Took me two days but I came to this idea in the end so I hope you enjoy it anon as well as the rest of my lovely readers.

Warnings: Fluff, bugs, mentions of SPN episode 1x08 BUGS (that episode STILL gives me the heebie-jeebies). 

Taglist:

@plethora-of-things​

@waddles03​

@psychosupernatural​

@jd-johndeacon-or-jackdaniels​

@queen-paladin​

@queensdivas​

@gay-and-ready-to-cry​

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It was that time of year, well the first time we ever had to deal with something like this.  And of course Sam and Dean had to bail out on a ‘case’ but I knew my brothers just wanted to get out of doing the one thing that everyone does.

Spring cleaning.

Ever since we found the Bunker and decided to make it our permanent home, this place needed a serious scrub down and clean up. Cobwebs, dust, new bed sheets, incense (mainly for me) to be put up to get rid of the ancient smell.  So every spring, I try to ensure that this bunker doesn’t end up like it was when we first found it.

Of course that means my brothers always try to get out of it (mainly Dean I just think Sam prefers to do the minor cleaning instead of what I have in mind).  And Cass…..well he chooses to go up to heaven every time I say it’s time clean up the bunker. The only person kind enough to help out around here is my beau Jack.

Using my powers, the bookshelf glowed blue and I lifted it up allowing Jack to vacuum underneath it while I brought in a swifer to swipe off each and every book from any dust bunnies.

“I don’t see why my brothers and Cas always try to bail out on Spring cleaning. I’m the one doing the heavy lifting.”

“I’ve noticed a trend that most people don’t enjoy spring cleaning because it’s so boring to do. That unlike normal cleaning, there’s an expectation for things to be so clean, that you’re supposed to see yourself in the floor. Which I don’t get.” Jack told me as he continued his vacuuming.

“I maybe a neat freak but I’m not Danny Tanner level of tidiness. All I want is to make sure we don’t neglect this place and end up in a dust field again. Seriously Jack you cannot begin to understand just how quickly my allergies began to act up when the guys and I first found this place. Bedridden for over a week, and that was before I got these powers.”

“I’m sorry baby. Had I been born yet, I would’ve stayed at your side to take care of you.”

“And that’s why I love you soo much Jackie-bear. You’re too sweet.” After dusting off the last book and once Jack was done vacuuming, he moved out of the way and I set the bookshelf back in it’s place.  I turned and with a snap of my fingers and all the books, notes, files and even Dean’s plates he had left since breakfast all raised up into the air and went to their original places.

“You’re like Mary Poppins.” He said with a smile.

“Well if I am, then that makes you my Burt. Come on, let’s head for the kitchen. Lord knows Dean forgot to do the dishes, again.” He followed behind me and right as we got to the kitchen, there I saw dishes upon dishes stacked in the sink, frying pans still on the oven covered in left over eggs and grease.  “That man never learns.”

“Why does he leave his dishes out like that?”

“Cause he’s lazy. Do you mind stacking the dishwasher while I deal with the grease pans and the oven?”

“Not at all baby.” I pecked his cheek while I walked over and wish a twist of my wrist, the frying pans lifted off the oven while the cleaning supplies came out from the top shelf cabinet on the island counter.  

While the spray bottle filled with Clorox bleach squirted out a few good sprays and the rag did a throughout wipe down, I focused my attention on cleaning the frying pans of the oils and grease from the bacon and sausages Dean had made for breakfast and tossed the leftover egg crumbs into the trash.

“Do you know when the last time Sam took the trash out?” I asked Jack.

“I believe I saw him collect all the trash last night.”

“Well at least he can keep up with the chores. I swear maybe I could use these powers to control Dean and make him scrub all the toilets in this bunker.”

“As funny as that would be to see, I know you’d never use your powers against your brothers.” He said as he dried off one of my good cups with a towel and set it alongside the rack we had for the special dishware.

“Yeah, yeah. But for real, he should at least have the decency to at least rinse off his pans after breakfast. Grease that sits out for too long stains these types of pans, and it’s a hassle to clean up later.”

“I believe you (Y/n).”

“But at least I’m getting it done, otherwise it’d never—” I paused mid-sentence as my body completely froze.  My heart raced and my eyes widened as I stared directly at it. It’s many legs all splayed out making it look like a living dust bunny on pointy legs.

The pots and cleaning supplies fell to the ground with a loud bang and I let out a scream and levitated myself into the air trying to get as far away from the little demon as possible.

“What?! What is it (Y/n)? Are you okay!?”

“Kill it quick!” I yelled at Jack.

“Kill what? Where is it? Is it a demon?”

“Yes now quickly before it gets away!”

“Where is it?”

“Over there!” Jack’s eyes soon glowed and he turned to where I was pointing but as he raised his hand, his eyes went back to normal color as he looked around confused.

“Where did you say it was?”

“What are you blind babe!? I told you over there on top of the oven! Kill it with your powers! Torch it! Torture it I don’t care just get rid of it!” he looked around until he seemed to have found what it was. He walked closer to it and he reached out his finger toward it.

“You mean this? But it looks like a dust bunny or a…..” but quickly it began to move and I let out another scream as I shot myself against the corner of the kitchen.

“Don’t touch it! Those bastards are fast now kill it hurry!”

“What is it exactly?” he asked me.

“A house centipede! Jack I’m not playing anymore please just kill it hurry!” I watched as the demonic centipede stopped crawling and was now just short of reaching a hiding spot behind the fridge.  Jack looked between me and the house centipede and a smile came across his face before he started to laugh.

He was laughing. My own boyfriend was laughing at my own misery!?

“Jack Kline stop laughing!” I demanded.

“I’m sorry. Really I am but…..(Y/n), you have fought against real demons, archangels, werewolves, vampires, even my own grandfather. And you’re terrified of a tiny little thing like him?”

“Tiny? Tiny!? Do you see the legs on that monstrosity!? Now for the last time get rid of it before it touches me!”

“Okay, okay.” He went over to grab a cup as well as paper towel.

“What are you doing?!” I hissed.

“Getting rid of it like you asked.”

“Not like that! You can’t show mercy to those little bastards! Use your powers and kill the son of a bitch!” I hissed quietly.

“But you told me that all living creatures deserve a chance at life, didn’t you?” I groaned.

“Well yes but that doesn’t include bugs, arachnids, snakes, or any other kind of creepy crawlies!” Jack rolled his eyes and successfully captured the house centipede and he left the kitchen with it between the cup and paper towel.

A few minutes later he came back and he told me it was gone.

“You sure?”

“Yes, yes, I even took him away from the bunker before releasing him. Now can you please come down?” I let out a soft whimper but lowered myself back to the ground.  He came over to me and wrapped his arms around me in a hug, allowing me to rest my head on his shoulder.  “I still can’t believe you’re scared of bugs. How did I not know of this?”

“Don’t mock me! Besides you weren’t even there when it happened.” I shuddered remembering that day all too well.

“When what happened?” I took in a shaky breath before telling him.

“A long time ago, long before we knew that angels and God were even real, my brothers and I took a case in some realtor development spot. A neighborhood was being built on sacred Native American grounds. Workers were being picked off one by one, at first we thought it was ghostly activity but it was far worse. The entire place was cursed, and the curse was affecting all the insects in the town. By night fall, a swarm of bees had surrounded the family that was responsible for building the neighborhood over the sacred lands. I—I had never seen so many bees in my life. We had no way of escaping, we were completely trapped and had to last the rest of the night being stung and swarmed by bees. Ever since that day, I even see the shape of an insect and I just go back to that day. A defenseless, frightened child being stung and swarmed by bees and no way of escaping.”

Jack listened intently at every word I had to say.  For months after that day, I had continuous nightmares of what happened. Even dreamt that it was other bugs attacking me from wasps, locusts, even spiders and ants.  Ever since then I’ve been absolutely terrified of any and every bug in the world.

“Wow, I—I had no idea. I’m so sorry that happened to you. And I’m sorry for teasing you about it. I promise I won’t ever bring it up again.”

“Thanks Jackie-babe.”

“Anything I can do to help you?”

“I could go for some ice cream with chocolate syrup and some cuddles on the couch while we watch the Princess Bride.”

“As you wish.” He said quoting the movie before giving me a peck on the nose.  I left the kitchen and brought out the blankets and changed my clothes to my comfy pjs while searching for the movie on one of the many streaming services we got.

When Jack came back with my ice cream, we cuddled up on the couch together, my back resting against his chest with his arms wrapped around my stomach and his head buried into my neck.  I ate the ice cream as the movie began, I even offered a couple of bites to Jack as we lay there and watched my favorite comfort movie.  Forgetting all about the demon-legged creature that traumatized me moments ago.

[afreakingdork]

Weak Spot - Chapter 42

RotTMNT Donatello x Reader

Cannot get enough of this week's chapter art by @garbagemilkshake

Warnings: Aged-up Turtles, Romance, Meet Cute, Villain Donatello, Cussing, Crushes, Xenophobia, Fear, Intimidation, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Hurt/Comfort, Love, AFAB Reader, Vaginal Sex, Sex Rough, Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Creampie, Teasing, Scent Kink, Sexual Tension, Breeding Kink, Multiple Orgasms, Cunnilingus, Fellatio, Marathon Sex, Somnophilia, Intercrural Sex, Bondage, Feral Behavior, Feral Donatello (TMNT), Mating Cycles/In Heat, Public Sex

Synopsis:  A love story of villainous proportions! Though it hadn’t come easily, as these things rarely do, you found yourself in a whirlwind romance with a handsome and mysterious mutant. His idiosyncrasies had been easy to ignore as attraction grew into something more. However, will love endure when the unknowns about him end up being far darker than you ever considered?

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“-And there…” With an extra little adjustment, Donnie made sure his mask was snug.

You gave a thumbs up, now blinded by the purple fabric and couldn’t help a small giggle. “How do I look?”

“Exquisite.” He purred as he rounded you.

Though you already couldn’t see, you closed your eyes so you could more acutely feel where he was as he moved behind you. 

He let a reassuring hand fall on each of your shoulders. “It strikes me…”

You gave a curious hum as he nudged you to start walking. Stepping with full confidence in him, he led you from the bedroom over to the front door of your apartment.

“…I’ve never executed a non-violent surprise.“

You snorted and turned as if you could gawk at him. “You’ve given me gifts!”

He gave an annoyed chuff and pushed you back into position. “Not like this.”

“No blindfolds.” You teased, stepping back to press your body into his.

You felt his muscles give a reactionary tense before one of his arms encircled your waist for a squeeze. “Licentious!” He pressed his snout to your ear.

Moving to nuzzle him, you were instead righted once more. “Fine, fine! I’ll be good.”

“Letting go.” He gave a gentle warning before releasing.

Feeling a little cold without him, you stood at the ready and listened as he stepped away. The door was then opened and you squared yourself for whatever it could be.

There you heard what almost sounded like a second set of footsteps. “Donnie?”

He returned to you with a gentle brush to your arm. “It’s alright.”

“Okay.” You turned in the direction of his voice and his fingers curled into your head.

The door closed by itself.

You jarred a little, but settled as Donnie leaned in closer. “Ready?”

“Yes?”

In a flourishing whip, the mask was taken from you and, head tipping down unconsciously, you blinked off the blur out of your vision. What then came into focus was what looked like a large, purple metal version of Donnie’s feet. Rearing slightly to ensure your partner was still behind you, you trended upward to find a plated plastron of a similar color. Height surpassing your own, you then tipped your head back to find S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s unmistakable head sitting atop the large robot body. Proportionally sized, his large eyes closed with happy digital curves before an arm came up. There, parted tridactyl fingers gave a little wave.

“Shelly!?” You shot forward and he moved to meet you.

Scooping you up, he spun you around in the air with outstretched arms. “Y/N!”

“Too tight!” You quacked, your back popping. 

“Oops, still getting use to the grip strength!” He loosened some. 

“This-What?!” You were set back onto your feet. “I thought your walking form was small!”

“It was!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. beamed at you before sending the warm glow to Donnie.

You turned with a similar, but confused expectation.

Donnie had a lazy smile on his lips. “The Uranium heist was a success.” He stepped forward with purpose and S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. moved away from you.

Even though you could sense something was about to happen, you continued to stand between them. “Don, does that mean you-?”

He leaned into your face and you got a full view of the playful glint in his eye. You returned it with a warmed one and he pecked your cheek in a flash before straightening up. “Dreams of grandeur.”

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. struck a dutiful static pose though his aura said he’d rather be bouncing off the walls.

“Not much use for a giant robot nowadays.” Donnie threw one last glance at you before rounding S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. as if he were on stage at a robotics show. “In my youth, I had intentions to create one. Now, I’ve retrofitted the existing designs to make this.” He looked over his son with overflowing pride. “A marvel fabricated in two days time.”

Now sat with the clarity that Donnie’s minor absence the last few days hadn’t been just to get the chemicals, you waited for the joke to land. When it didn’t, you grappled with the reality of his statement. “How… giant?”

“Kaiju.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. made full use of his new emotive ability to lean toward you with swagger.

Donnie swatted him back into position. “You wouldn’t operate it. It was meant for me.”

“You totally would’ve made me co-pilot.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. gleamed. 

The Donnie that then rolled his eyes seemed like a far cry from the towering maniacal version that leveled New York in your mind. “I see why you’re banned.”

Donnie, reluctantly, gave the barest nod of agreement.

Sharing in the sympathy, you moved to disperse by turning to S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. “So you’re powered by Uranium?”

“I’m a walking nuclear stress test!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. banged a hand to his chest with a metal clank that said he was by no means hollow.

“Uranium core.” Donnie huffed, shooing the appendage out of the way. “It’s contained with backups in case of breach.”

“Not radioactive.” You confirmed.

Donnie passed a flick of agreement before he continued to look S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. over. Satisfied with his check, he then stood at attention. “His structure.”

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. struck a side chest bodybuilder’s pose and, in doing so, showed off patches on his shoulders that mimicked the color and circles of his rotors. They led down into seemingly toned arms that thickened as if stocked with muscle. Knowing his electronic intricacy, you imagined weaving of circuits and wires.

“High grade titanium, full range of motion.” Donnie extended a demonstrating palm. 

Dropping out of a flex, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. began to jog in place which echoed just how heavy he was against the floor.

“Though construction appears plantigrade-” As Donnie turned to address it, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. planted his large feet. The thump brought your attention down where you were able to compare the two side by side. S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s feet had a heft that reminded you of futuristic mech suits, but a shape that mirrored Donnie’s toes with two toes in the front and one jutting out the back. “-I’ve employed digitigrade legs to counterbalance the body.” Following up the length of S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s reversed knees, Donnie kept a pointed digit to the joint at his hip. “It allowed him to be more agile and stable when leaning forward.”

Hopping sideways around Donnie on one leg, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. plante himself with a proud puff of his chest. 

“Cosmetic details-” Donnie stretched a hand out to you and S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. moved to copy him.

“-Were requested!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. chirped.

They had never looked more like father and son than in that moment. 

It made your heart faulty of bursting. 

On top of their resemblance, it was clear they’d done some practice on this routine. 

They both had wildly uncouth scruples and yet were still somehow the biggest nerds around. 

“Same with the plastron.” Donnie tapped S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s chest as a distraction before he snatched up the bot’s shoulders. The younger yelped as he was spun around before he was stopped just as fast,  facing the other direction. Donnie then rolled a demonstrative wrist over S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s back in the same way a game show host might gesture to a prize. In a sweep, it accentuated a configuration of squares spaced out on S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s shell which led down to a triangular tail that rivaled Donnie’s. “Vents and extra tools are stored in the faux carapace.”

“I’m the real Swiss Army Man!” Not waiting for Donnie to be out of the way, you saw all manner of mechanical arms sprout from S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. Before you could take in more than one, a fireball exploded out from some kind of attachment that had you ducking instinctually. 

Not mad, but disappointed, Donnie folded his arms. 

Heart thudding in your chest, you watched as S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. sheepishly retracted all the weapons before passing you an apology. “My bad!”

You could only nod dumbly.

Donnie had once said something about his children being constructed with lethal weaponry. 

You’d just never seen it first hand. 

“I’ve got my own gauntlet too!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. hopped over to your side and stuck out his arm which held a screen. “And speakers, and wifi, and-”

“Can you fly?” You looked up at him and measured how he was several good inches shorter than Donnie.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. lowered a bit. “Too heavy…”

“Trade-offs.” Donnie shrugged as if it couldn’t be helped.

“Is this…?” You held a flat hand up to measure his height to your own.

“Six, one!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. responded happily as he tested how he could move within your space.

You held him at a certain distance with a hand to his plastron. It came with a warm whirl that made him feel alive. “Why not the same height?”

“I ran calculations.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. hummed, giving a quick glance toward Donnie. “I didn’t want to take after just one parent.”

Though the reference to your parentage had been tossed around as a joke a few times, this was the first it had been done in what seemed like earnest. It had a similar warmth blooming in your chest that reached your cheeks. “Shelly…”

“It is your surprise.” Donnie stepped in only verbally.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. bopped your nose as you had done him so many times.

Only now he had fingers to do it properly. 

“Wouldn’t this be your gift?” You looked at S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. before something else struck you. “Or yours?” You turned to Donnie.

“It keeps on giving!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. threw his arms up before he seemingly realized he could. Holding them there, he gave a happy swing. “You get Dad Uranium. Dad pulls his old plans for it. I joke about finally being able to hug you after seeing the robot. Dad gets a better idea. I get my wish. Dad gets his. Building a scrapped plan? Get real! He hates leaving inventions on the metaphorical table and you get…” Diving down, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. encircled your waist and hoisted your weight up onto and against his plastron. “A bouncing baby boy!”

You laughed and tucked your arms against his shoulders. “They grow up so fast!”

“I remember when I was just a single line of code.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s eyes ran through a crying cycle as he walked you over to Donnie.

“Learn fast too.” You settled against him, comfortable in his hold. “This is good.” 

“Oh!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s eyes turned to stars and you heard an audible ping as if he logged the information. 

As if distracted by the notation, your boyfriend hoisted you from the automaton. The moment your feet hit the ground, you jumped up to hook both men. You then dragged them down into a group hug which Donnie tried to resist, but gave in to an extent. “Thank you both.”

Donnie hummed, ready to part from the group.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. gave a final squeeze, teetering on almost too much, before releasing. “We can do so many more activities now!”

Ready to share his enthusiasm, a faint metal clinking distracted you. 

Tilting your head, Donnie threw out a thumb behind S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.

The bot ran himself in a circle trying and failing to see that his tail was wagging.

“So cute! Just like yours!” You gushed, chasing S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. who reared away like an eager dog.

“Hardly.” Donnie turned his head away.

Having caught S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. and jumped onto his back, he returned you to Donnie, piggyback. “Before all that though…”

Letting go of where your arms were around his neck, you slid down to your feet. “Ah, yes.”

“Party time!” You and S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. cheered in unison toward Donnie.

Still trying to ignore the display, it took a moment and a held pose for him to finally address you both. As soon as he did, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. shot out a little burst of confetti that rained down around him. “Why do I let you retrofit yourself?”

“Cause it’s fun!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. caught a piece of paper as if snatching a snowflake. “How’d the rest of planning go, Y/N?”

“We’re all set somehow!” You motioned Donnie down to you.

He came with a pout and you gave him a kiss of gratitude.

“Considering we lost a day-”

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. rolled not only his eyes but his entire body. 

You sneered at him. “Having you busy was perfect. It put all my attention on getting the last few things. Per Shelly’s list.”

“Ah-thank you!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. gave a sweeping bow.

You met him with one of your own. “Couldn’t have done it without you.”

A beeping from S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s wrist interrupted, but it took him several longer seconds than you or Donnie to notice. “I keep forgetting I have to interact with it.” He gave an embarrassed head tilt before clicking the screen. “Speaking of-!”

“It’s time?!” You buzzed with excitement and looked toward Donnie with what must have been stars in your eyes.

“I wanna ride the subway!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. did a hop which thundered as he came down.

“Would you stop that!” Donnie snapped.

“Yup!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. did the same motion without moving his legs.

“I don’t know which form is more annoying.” Donnie sighed.

“You’re person sized now, but…” You looked over S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s obviously robot body.

In what could only be described as a pop, a brown trench coat shot out of S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s carapace. He then threw his arms up, catching and donning the coat with a zealous spin. Arm tossed out in a pose, a  mechanical arm appeared out from under it to place a similarly colored hat on top of his head. “Ta-dah!”

“They’ll never know.” You responded flatly.

“You’d be surprised.” Donnie gave the same tone.

“Happy birthday!” You cooed, switching to crowding your boyfriend.

“That’s the 14th time.” He chuffed. 

“Only?” You went to hug him and he let you.

“Not counting breakfast in bed among other things.” Donnie shot a veiled glance at S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. as if he were giving his son modesty.

You nodded, remembering how you’d been more than a bit late for work.

“Gag!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. interjected and hooked his chin over Donnie’s shoulder in what must have been on the tips of his toes. “We should head out now to set up before peeps arrive.”

“Yup! Bags!” Releasing Donnie, you scurried around the apartment, grabbing several things before your party headed out.

-

Arriving at the bar, you were greeted by the sign that said ‘Closed for Private Party.’ It had felt real for awhile now, but something about seeing it brought your hand up. As if he’d been waiting the whole S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. gave you a high five before doing a little happy hop over what must have been being able to adequately execute such a move. The chorus of metal on concrete reignited Donnie’s ire and you had to clear up a minor quarrel before ushering the pair inside. Threshold breached and the safety of the door closing behind you, stepping into the space brought out a unique reaction from each of you. 

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. moved first, taking off his coat and hat only to drop them on a chair like it was a coat rack. Donnie then slunk in an arch following the perimeter as if looking for a wiretap. Confident the two of them were secure, you looked the bar over. A location found by S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N., it wasn’t one you were familiar with. All you really knew was that it was mutant-friendly and was open to interesting accommodations as such. Outside of that knowledge, it looked no different than most corner bars with its wood paneling, a smattering of high tables with matching stools, and a long bar ready to be packed with drinks. Coming down for your scan, Donnie was picking a corner as if he could flake off the paint and S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.;s form was a purple blur as he hurried about with preparations.

Unable to compete, you moved to gather some forgotten streamers before a distinct clatter came from behind an ajar door. 

Donnie honed in on it, wary, but you called out in faith. “Hello? We’re here for the event!”

“Oh!” A soft voice sounded before an enormous snake emerged with a crate held high in their wrapped tail. “Welcome! I’m sorry I was-” They hiccupped and watched, stunned, as S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. inflated a balloon with his palm.

In a twirl of metallic fingers, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. then knotted the object and held it out by a tied string. “Yo! We talked on the phone!”

“You’re… You’re not-!!”

“Problem?” Donnie loomed with an unhinged aura and only the bar keeping him back.

The snake shrank into the far wall, putting the crate down in exchange for flicking its tail up in a gesture of raised hands and obvious nerves. “T-they-I-I’ve j-just never s-seen-!”

“Sentient A.I.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. offered along with the balloon again.

The snake took it with a quivering tail. “S-sentient?”

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. folded his arms on the counter, unperturbed. “We talked several times; you answered all my questions and didn’t stutter once. I wonder what’s changed?”

Density of the air tripled as you could almost see the gargantuan height of Donnie’s intimidation.

The bartender looked between the pair before returning to S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. with a hung head that starkly contrasted his purple balloon. “You’re right...”

“’You got money. You come in.’” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. seemed to quote.

Sinking further into wallowing, the snake pressed against the bar for stability. “Hey, I know better than anyone. The amount of looks I get…? I made a mockery of my own slogan.”

“Eh.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. shrugged, almost amused but trying to reign it in. “I’m expecting this kinda thing over and over tonight.”

You perked up with a question that bounced silently against S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s carapace.

“Organics have inherited mechanisms, so you can’t really fault their initial reactions. They can’t compute all the little signals fast enough so they fall back on fear.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. gave a tepid sigh. “It’s fascinating when they break the mold though.” He turned to look at you over his shoulder.

You bobbed with your same inquiry.

“What?” He tilted his head.

“You think my friends will be scared of you?” You stepped forward and caught how the bartender waffled in the corner of your eye.

“They could be.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. turned in earnest.

“You can warn, but without experience…” Donnie tapped a finger to the counter where he’d only partially backed off from his menace. 

“I know you’re talking about me.” You huffed at your boyfriend before returning your attention to the automaton. “The new body will be a surprise and, yeah, I can’t promise anything, but anyone who takes two seconds to know you, will love you.”

“You’re awfully kind.” The bartender threw his own two cents in. “Forgave me so fast.” 

“Thank you!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. chirped, making another balloon and holding it out.

The bartender took it with a flat expression. “What am I supposed to do with these?”

“Have fun?” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. put on a deadly serious face.

The bartender stared on, unsure.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. exploded with laughter and had to put a hand to his plastron as if holding his gut. When he came up for metaphorical air, it was to lay his forearm on the counter. Out of his gauntlet came a holographic screen which showed a picture of the bar, decorated. “Tie them up, dude.”

“How was I supposed to know that?!” The snake hissed, having completely forgotten their modesty.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. went on to explain his vision and you left them knowing they’d be fine. 

Having done his sweep and come to a similar conclusion, Donnie looked very much out of place without anything to do. You motioned him over and he followed as you gathered the streamers.

“Isn’t this a violation?” He mused, using his height to lift the spirals up and pressing in a piece of tape to the wall to keep them in place. 

“Oh for sure, you’re not supposed to help decorate your own party.” You offered him another strand which he took with an extended hand. Knowing his glasses were doing some kind of measurement, he then stuck it after a calculated adjustment.

“And yet…” He took a step back, presumably making sure the garland was level.

“Would you rather go back to standing around?” You moseyed over to a bag and reviewed what supplies were left.

He thought it over before giving a tepid, “No.”

“You okay?” You gathered up a letter banner.

Again, a lengthy pause came. “Yes.”

“Convincing.” You jeered and returned to him with a folded stack.

“I’m not sure how I’m supposed to react.” He explained, glancing down at the bundle in your hands.

You offered him a bit of string and, as soon as he took it, you walked back so he could see that it said ‘Happy Birthday.’ “Why not just react how you want?”

“There’s expectation.” He motioned for you to step up to the wall and began another round of calculations to place it in the perfect center.

“From us?” You held up the banner and mourned your lack of reach.

Donnie gave a tense nod.

“I’m sorry.” You went up on your tiptoes and he gave the signal for you to stick it. Pressing the string to the wall you stopped as you realized you hadn’t grabbed any tape. “I have been way more excited about this than you…”

“Which has merit.” He lowered his side with a smarmy look and held up the tape dispenser with his other hand.

You walked over, the banner bowing between you.

“It shows care.” He passed you a piece and you returned to your post. “Obvious. Palpable.”

You let him direct again before you placed your side of the banner.

He applied his and then stepped out to observe it. “I feel as though I’m not thankful enough.”

You walked over to him.

“It’s foreign territory.” He pushed his weight onto one hip and stared listlessly at the decorations. “It should mark change. I thought it might. From never being given the opportunity to not only having it, but a joint effort by those who want to make it the best.” He turned towards you. “The passage of time has its own sensitivities. I find it hard to see the point.”

“And then you're guilty for it on top of that…” You gave a pressed frown.

With a solemn nod he looked back to the wall. “Soon more will come with more judgment and I’m meant to take their gifts. The performance of it all… It’s getting too close to-”

Hesitant, you brushed your fingers to his sleeve in case he wasn’t up for full contact.

A passing glance said that was enough. He knew you were there.

“Do you know it’s not an act for us?”  

He gave a single nod that tapered into him having to look away. “No.”

“No?” You resisted chasing his gaze.

“The gift fiasco didn’t allow me time to adjust. I was too busy worrying over you and your absurd lengths to consider birthday repercussions. Then elation got in the way, planning, going through old motions-” His head came around to a halfway point. “Which did not feel the same. It didn’t hold the same satisfaction. I thought finally having my elusive prize would… mean more…?”

Your fingers curled away from him and into a fist.

“I was happy to have it, but not as happy as I had been. There was a hollow sense to it. Did I want it because I still did or because I did once? A reinforcement of my changed personage.” Only rotating his head, he looked over his shoulder to where S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. slipped out the door. “I had to change its form. I had to make it useful in a way that suited now. So I gave it back. Reclamation.”

You nodded.

“I finished the frenzy of creation and with it another offense. Sequestering myself away to toil doesn’t have the same satisfaction either. What’s the point of working alone now?” His lips warbled. “Isn’t that what I wanted? Freedom to work? I’ve tied myself down and yet that’s what I crave?” He looked at you with a pleading gaze. “Time lost upon time stolen. Emerging from fixation only reminded me that we’d already missed so much time over an inane competition. I could have made the most of yours instead of being petty. I was so focused-”

“I was wrong too.” You tapped him again.

He stared on.

“You know that. We both make mistakes. We’re going to keep making mistakes.” You saw a wisp of Mikey. “All we can do is try to be better. We both had each other’s happiness in mind.”

Donnie sighed.

“We don’t have to do the party.”

His gaze widened.

“I’m sure Shelly will want to stick around and throw it anyway. No one’s going to be sad; it’s free stuff. I mean come on!” You gave him a look that said the others were hopeless. “A night with just me and you is just as fun for me and if that’s how you’d picture a better birthday, I’m game.”

In a droop, his lids lowered with his pupils. “It’s not the party.”

“Oh…” You tried to give him attention while combing through for where you’d misunderstood.

“It’s all of it. It’s the mere concept.”

“I’m trying to understand…”

“I know.” He took a step away and blew out a controlled breath. “It’s lost time. It’s time caught up. It’s change. It’s what hasn’t. It’s wanting to be happy. It’s being unable to give myself over. It’s-”

“It’s a lot.”

“It’s a lot.” He repeated quickly and with a shredded expression.

“Is there anything I can do to help?”

“No.” There was a finality to the syllable that seemed to buoy his mind. With the odd confirmation, Donnie lifted with a near serene expression. “No.” He turned to you with open eyes. “I need to do this.”

Not sure there was much else you could do, you raised your fist with a lukewarm determination. “If it’s too much, you step away. Don’t even say anything. I’ll field the others.”

“Acceptable.” He nodded.

“Want me to warn them too? I vaguely mentioned it’d be your first so they also wanted to go all out.”

Donnie glanced away, thinking it over. “Covertly, that my reaction might not be as expected.”

“Done.”

Donnie held out a hand and you took it. In a careful reel he then twirled you up in it until you were flush with his body. Encased, you leaned back to look up at him while he dipped into your hair to be soothed by your scent before mumbling. “It’s crooked.”

“Dangit!” You huffed and he whipped you free to adjust the banner.

-

With the bar decorated in a way you had only ever seen done up in media, the three of you had been watching the bartender make a signature cocktail when there was a rap against glass. During his preparations, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. had blacked out the windows with kraft paper for privacy. Hopping off your seat to answer, you threw the door open with a little bell announcing the guest. A smile bloomed on your face as your chill friend Kaleb stood at the ready with a ribboned box.

“Where is he!?” He yelled from deep within his gut.

“I love that you’re first.”

“I had to be!” Kaleb huffed and rose up to look past you. “Colonel!!”

Stepping away, you saw Donnie get to his feet in your periphery.

“Coming in for the hug!” Kaleb announced and shot forward.

In what you thought was a swift maneuver, you hooked a ribbon and stole away his present as he marched over to Donnie and did his best to lift him off the ground. Managing a few inches, Donnie waffled from the sensation and Kaleb set him down with several hardy whacks of celebration.

“Get the onions.” You heard a voice beside you.

“Hey, Eugene.” You turned towards your phone obsessed friend who was scrolling lazily with an envelope tucked under their device.

“At least ask.”

“Why onions?” You leaned against the door frame.

“I’m chopped liver.” They brought their gaze up with a lopsided grin.

“Hug for bad jokes!” You threw yourself at them and they did a similar dance as Donnie to worm free. “Thanks for coming!”

“Ugh!” They groaned and threw their envelope at you as soon as they were free. They then gave a wide berth as they snuck inside.

“Have fun!” You shouted after and began to close the door with a scan for S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. The automaton had disappeared and you wondered what he was up to when you heard a little antsy sound.

“Just say it!” Coral, your ex-roommate shouted.

“I didn’t want to interrupt!” Your nervous friend Nelson pouted and sent the barest glaretoward Coral which had to be a brow-raising first. 

He wasn’t usually so bold.

“Move, non-birthday peon!” Coral caught the door and wrenched it from you.

“I’m the host.” You hissed at her.

Sharing intense contact, she kept her head towards you the whole way inside. She then flipped her hair and headed toward the bar. “Nels, gifts!”

Giving her a final glower, you snapped a curious gaze back to Nelson and found his arms were full of multiple bags. “That’s too much!”

“Only one’s mine.” He clarified and looked over what was in your arms.

“How bad?” You gave him a knowing look.

He stepped in close and you offered your ear. “The smaller rectangle. Away from the face.”

You dropped your voice to a harsh whisper. “An exploding gift?!”

Nelson rolled his eyes as confirmation.

“What are you talking about!?” Coral growled from across the room.

“How you’ve gone too far!” You responded, ushering Nelson in.

“What’s new?” She had perched herself on a bar stool while Kaleb and Donnie were hotly debating something.

“Gifts over here.” You led Nelson to a table covered in a purple cloth. Depositing the box and envelope, there was something missing. The cake was meant to take center stage here, but you weren’t sure where it was. 

Nelson fussed over stacking his and yours just so before he caught a glimpse of the bartender with huge eyes. “Woah!”

Remembering his first reaction to Donnie, you tried to cut him off, but his longer legs got him away before you could.

“Excuse me.” He announced with urgency.

The snake turned from where they were flipping a shaker with their tail. “Yeah?”

“Are you a form of naga, tsuchinoko or a mutant?”

The snake seemed taken aback for a moment and you watched Coral slap a hand over her face before.

You very much wanted to do the same. 

The bartender filled up a glass with a flick of its tail before giving an interested grin. “Mutant, my ball python always liked to gnaw on me. What the heck’s a naga? Or a skoochie-what’s it?”

There was a glint in Nelson’s eye as he launched into a mythological explanation which the snake took with odd interest.

Meeting Coral’s side, you two shared a look.

“He thinks that studying up on yokai and mutants will make him less rude.” Coral shook her head.

“It’s not that he doesn’t know; it’s the way he asks.” You leaned against the bar.

“Tell him that.” She drew a line across her face. “In one ear, out the other.”

“Thanks for-”

“Yeah, yeah.” She shot forward and slapped her hands beside yours. “My presence is a present. I don’t care. I want to meet your son.”

Your expression dropped. “Would you-?!”

“I don’t see him. He’s supposed to be here.”

“Did you even wish Donnie a ‘happy-?!’”

“No.” She grinned like a cat.

You went to throttle her and she dodged in a spin off her seat. In two backward leaps away from you, she slammed into Eugene, who’s phone then launched into the air.

The sound that came from them was the loudest thing you’d ever heard them utter.

Without missing a beat, Donnie’s arm shot out and he caught it passed near his head.

Eugene was on him in an instant. “Thank you!”

“I understand your attachment to tech.” Donnie responded, passing the phone over.

“Yeah, didn’t you hack the whole city?” Eugene held his device and you watched in near awe over how they didn’t even look down at it as they waited for Donnie’s answer.

Tonight was a night for firsts apparently. 

“Yes.” Donnie glanced at Kaleb who gave him a go ahead. “It’s quite simple really-”

“Son!” Coral jumped on your back.

“Stop!” You couldn’t reach her so you slapped her arms and spun.

“Quit hiding him!”

“I’m not! I was also wondering where he-!”

The lights dropped and purple neon took up the space.

“What!” You quacked as even the bartender looked around in confusion.

The only one unperturbed was Donnie, who suddenly seemed exhausted.

“Now introducing, your MC for tonight…!”

An actual spotlight appeared from somewhere and pointed at the door behind the counter.

“I thought you were the host?” You heard Nelson say by your side.

You opened your mouth to respond when the door burst open and fog oozed out of it.

“The one, the only: S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.!!!” Leaping out from his entrance, he landed with a pose and mic in hand.

“Holy shit…” Nelson gaped.

You felt Coral’s arms loosen.

“Hey, guys!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. bobbed to his full height and the lights went right back to normal. “Nice to meet you officially!”

“A robot!” Nelson proclaimed with a point of his finger.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s mouth warped into an uncomfortable line before he smoothed it out for an awkward smile. ”Not a robot!”

“Oh…?” Nelson was rounding the counter and Coral caught his collar.

“Robots resemble and replicate. I’m my own being.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. came out from behind the bar and walked over. “No biggie, just he/him and I ask you don’t forget either.”

“Love the color.” Eugene looked over impressed.

“Thanks, it’s a family thing.” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. threw an arm around Donnie who stiffened. “Which by the way, on three, everybody-!”

Nelson went rigid as he had no idea what to do.

“One!”

Coral was creeping forward with a dumbfounded hunch.

“Two!”

Kaleb snickered from beside Donnie.

“Three! Happy birthday!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. shouted all by himself.

The moment of silence that chased him stung.

“Come on, guys!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. wilted.

Eugene choked for a moment.

Kaleb reached out with worry.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. turned, curious, still pressed to Donnie.

The laugh that emerged from Eugene wasn’t pretty, but it was another first as they nearly had tears in their eyes.

“Woah…” Kaleb’s grin split his face.

“I-I j-just-!” Eugene put a fist over his mouth and failed to reign themselves in.

Stars appeared in S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s eyes as he broke away from his dad.

He then rounded Eugene who couldn’t stop laughing each time he saw S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. To make matters worse, the automaton started to manifest silly faces on his screens each time they surfaced. 

It grew to a worrying head before, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N., as if sensing it, hopped several steps back. Having garnered the floor, he then did a little finishing tap dance which caused Eugene to give a loud snort before he broke down into further laughter.

“I l-love you!” Eugene got out before he chased the automaton. 

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. caught them and looked right at you. “You were right!”

You could only scratch your head at whatever was happening.

“Please let me ask about construction.” Nelson’s hand slammed ominously onto your shoulder.

“That’s a Donnie question.” You passed him, only then remembering Coral.

Nelson left you for said man and you located Coral staring S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. and Eugene down as the metal mutant tried to calm the other down. 

It was your turn to ambush her. “Be good to him.”

“I will.” She said with uncharacteristic softness.

“What’s up?”

“I expected a little clone.”

“Of Donnie?” You couldn’t help but blow a raspberry at the absurdity.

“Yeah.” She looked at you openly. “Dead eyes, calculating, and sus as fuck.” 

You pinched her. 

She didn’t react in the slightest. 

“Nah, Shelly is his own guy.” You sighed and gestured to him. “Doubly so; got the new bod this morning.”

“Huh.” She hadn’t pulled her gaze away yet.

“Is that all?”

“World’s just a big place.”

“I told you what he was.”

“He’s so much more… alive though. Like I can already tell he’s going to be a blast.”

“Yup, that’s Shelly.”

She finally broke eye contact to take a deep breath. She let it out and looked over to Donnie. “How’s he holding up?”

You glanced between them. “You… know?”

“Know what? It’s obviously gonna be hard to have your first ever birthday party like it's nothing after what he’s been through.”

You quieted.

Why hadn’t you noticed?

You’d jumped right to celebrating him without thinking of the repercussions. 

He’d seemed on board up until now, but maybe you were blinded. 

He always had your happiness in mind. 

Had you missed his?

Unsure, but feeling worse for it you lifted your gaze to find Coral now staring you down.

“You didn’t realize.” She smirked. “Figures.”

“Shut up!” You huffed.

“You just do shit sometimes.” She chuckled. “So observant, but impulsive!”

You pushed her and she easily dodged with a laugh. “He’s worried he won’t react right.”

“So?” She watched you, almost bored. “We’ve met him before. It’s not like we expect him to shit himself when he opens a watch or whatever.”

“Did you get him a watch?” You asked, now curious.

“No! I’m not going to tell you!”

“Sounds like a watch to me.”

“What is he? Retiring at 62? Shut up!” She caught your arm and pulled you over to S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. “Hey, squirt!”

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s head flew up with abject joy. “A new nickname!? Already!?”

“There’s more where that came from! But first-!” She caught hold of his beak and yanked him down to her eye level, suddenly oozing malevolence. “I’ma pay you back for fucking up my bank account!”

“Oh shi-!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. got out before the scene devolved.

Coral immediately injured her hand trying to punch the automaton before Donnie shot over to stop her. She then turned to claw at him which enacted the others in protection of the birthday boy. S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. mistakenly laughed at the exchange which spurned further scorn. In multiple tussles, everyone ended up in a version of time out by being seated each on their own barstool. The bartender took pity on the situation and put on a show of mixing the signature cocktail. The mix of cognac, absinth, vermouth, and grape syrup greased the squeaky start to the event.

Not able to drink, it gave S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. time to do final set-up. The cake appeared as a plain purple two-tiered affair that shamed you with the memory of how Donnie had been forced to decide that alone. Next, came a DJ’s table that was erected off to the side and had apparently been stored in that back room. It caused mild ire from the snake who revealed he also hadn’t known about the stolen storage space or how the lights had apparently been tampered with. S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. peppily responded he’d added them among other things during closing hours which riled the mutant up more. In the end, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. offered to let the bartender keep the rig and the snake changed his tune at the lucrative thought of being able to advertise more events like this.

Music started soon after, low and as a quiet melodic backdrop that you could tell Donnie wasn’t sure about. Your boyfriend was already putting forward quite a bit of brain power to be attentive to his guests and the extra noise didn’t help. Kaleb had tapped Donnie to ask something and within a few sentences, you watched as Kaleb then affixed a small ‘Birthday Boy’ button to Donnie’s sweater. The action must have been paired with a story because Kaleb’s lips continued to move and Donnie was soon enthralled.  

Beside you, the same could not be said for Coral who had an obvious vendetta against S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. Where the automaton was bobbing quietly to the beat at his DJ booth, she glared at him while Nelson carefully bandaged her hand. The level of touch and care there was something that struck you and you wondered if Coral always got a little too attached to her roommates. Living together didn’t have to be something, but Coral liked to make everything a big deal. That was why when S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. called out that they’d be doing trivia. She took place as the human team captain.

With everyone against Donnie, it was only a matter of time until maniacal laughter erupted from your significant other as he crushed you all ruthlessly. Even easy questions targeted for your group were swept up by his inhuman speed to buzz in first. It had Nelson especially competitive, while Kaleb eventually switched teams by simply asking. The colonel and captain controlled the board and Donnie got a ribbon that he seemed oddly touched by for winning. The way he wore it along with the button and a puff of his chest. For you, it echoed how little validation he’d gotten in his life while the others laughed off his near demonic gloating. Donnie floundered under the foreign sense of camaraderie which only caused more friendly affections to be tossed. 

Non-stop giggles came with the third round of drinks and you stepped in to lead the more children’s oriented portion of the party. Donnie, comically bad at pin the tail on the donkey, suddenly perked up after an odd conversation passed between  S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. and Coral. Knowing he’d heard whatever it was, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. scurried off for a moment before he reappeared with something that he passed off. Coral then pinned a blurry and extra unflattering CCTV image of Leo’s face to the donkey’s which had Donnie break out in open laughter. The wonder displayed by everyone at the sight had made him clearly self conscious, but a round of reassuring slaps shoved the emotion away.

Kaleb then displayed a surprising skill of making balloon animals which ended with Donnie wearing a makeshift peaked cap. Everyone got their own little creature with yours being the cutest little turtle. At the sight of it, Nelson had asked to switch for one of his own. Coral popped the nervous man’s dinosaur in retaliation and the scared yelp that came from Eugene who had been nose deep in an article caused even the bartender to laugh.

By the fourth or fifth round, the music was picking up and Donnie seemed almost buzzed. Not sure if that was possible, you made your way over to him for what seemed like the first time tonight. He greeted you with a little flick of his gaze as he watched Coral try to get Eugene to do a certain dance move.

“Stranger at the bar.” You musd, warmth spreading across your face and ears.

Donnie’s eyebrow rose with interest.

“Could be fun.” Wary of overwhelming him, you pressed just the tip of your nose to his bicep.

“Already logged.”

“How long ago?” You wondered, talking against his sweater.

“It came to me a few nights after I picked you up.”

“After Leo’s call?” You raised your head.

“You see why I haven’t mentioned it.” He passed you a single glance.

“Are you having fun?”

Donnie’s lids lowered a bit and in it you could see the vulnerable edge to his gaze. “I am.”

“Good.” You kissed his arm before straightening. “Would you…?”

“What?” He turned to you with honest curiosity.

“Want to dance with me?” You offered your hand.

You watched a hitch pass his expression as he debated.

“It’s not a birthday thing.” Your fingers curled, ready to withdraw. “Means there’s no obligation even for someone throwing themselves into the event.”

A little smile played on his lips before he slipped his hand in yours. “Why not?”

“Why not!” You cheered and pulled him onto the dance floor.

Kaleb, who had stepped in to correct both incorrect parties, pop and locked his hand out as you both approached. “Oh, it’s on!”

“Y/N!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. suddenly announced, back on his mic.

“Yeah?” You were further struck when a spotlight appeared on you.

“Sorry to hijack your party, dad, but someone owes me a dance!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. smiled and exchanged the mic to swipe his hands over a mixing board.

“W-wait!” You tried to run, but the others encircled you along with Donnie who moved in the formation with a malicious grin. “I-I don’t have anything ready!”

“Who cares!” S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.’s voice projected easily even without aid. The lights then came down for that neon purple glow from earlier and you spun around, heart racing.

Across the room, the bartender felt like a bouncer as a voice caressed the air. A siren singing with a carefully building techno beat, the music didn’t dare interfere with the voice. Nerves fraying, you still looked amongst your friends for help. With none offered, you scrambled in place as the rhythm picked up. Doing an awkward two-step, you tried to think of anything as you felt the crescendo of the bass drop coming. Ready to run the moment it hit, you felt a hand in yours. Blinking up past watery worry, Donnie pulled you flush right as all the music evaporated in preparation. A small remix signaling the usual marker would still be hit, it gave you an eye in the storm moment to look at your boyfriend. He gave a reassuring smile from above before the bass hit and you were lethally dipped in a way you’d only seen in movies.

You friends screamed excitement and you were pulled back up only to find Donnie losing to his own nerves. Bolstered by that alone, you snatched at his shoulders and twirled the both of you in time. The others rushed to join the dance and you forgot all about the performance. In a spin you saw S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. beaming as if this had been his plan all along. His head bobbed in rhythm as he adjusted knobs and nodded for you to return to the floor. There, you slipped away from your partner and boldly rolled your body as the songstress returned to continue the pattern. 

The others cheered for you and then Nelson stepped up to do a surprisingly nimble move that involved both his hands and feet. It rounded amongst the others, all doing their own improvisation, until it was Donnie’s turn. Still little unsure, Kaleb broke out something with his arms that Donnie immediately copied flawlessly. The two then crafted their own routine which played out throughout the rest of the song.

Going into the next there was another creeping start and everyone was losing themselves to the buildup. In a blink, you saw a flicker of something and it was enough that you slowed in your groove. Trying to follow whatever it was, another then twisted around Coral, who took notice with a reach of her hand. Not making contact, it disappeared before she could touch it. Not sure if it was a trick of the low lights, a few more flashes in a way that reminded you of drifting pollen before the room grew much darker. The song still pounding on with a relentless increase, you only searched before S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N let out a roar. All eyes moved to him as he threw his arms up and fuschia light structures shot out of what looked like the vents across his chest. Immediately realizing they were a form of his and Donnie’s holograms, the purple light flooded the floor. In a swirl like blown leaves, it manifested in constructions that were different for each person.

For Kaleb, neon lined him as if he were wearing a captain’s uniform and he dusted off his lapels at the sight of himself. Coral looked like she was ready to hit Carnivàle with plumage bursting from her hips and a mask on her face. Similarly, Nelson looked like a flamenco dancer and in a twist, he found his skirt flowed around with him as if he could pick it up. Eugene, circled like he was in a rave, did some muzzing that didn’t quite fit where the song was going, but made them laugh all the same.

Not quite able to see yourself, you turned, but could only really tell you had a mask of some kind. Looking over to Donnie for some kind of confirmation, there was an orb surrounding his head as if he were wearing a space helmet. Marked with gloves, boots, and a belt, he looked the picture of a futuristic space explorer. Staring at him in awe, the bass dropped and everyone went wild as their lights changed along with the song. Laughing at the magic of the moment, you shot forward and caught both of Donnie’s hands. He nearly jumped at the touch and you swung him into a spin.

Forces split you apart as the music shifted with multiple layers that only added to the immersive nature of what was happening. Dance move flicked off the holograms as they were alive. The projections sparkled uniquely based on the costume. Birds flew from Coral and sea waves rolled off Kaleb as they moved. The song then dropped off into a tinkling noise that Nelson danced through like it was his very own ballet.

Twisting around with sweat pleasantly cropping up, there was an odd newfound gaining bass that seemed to be leading to something. Donnie flung himself forward to everyone’s surprise and his teeth gleamed as, in a twist, digitized rectangles shot off his gloves as if he were firing a ray gun. In a sweeping gesture, he then somehow met the final drop head on and danced in perfect sync through the end of the song where he slid down onto his knees and threw one hand up in the air with the last few words.

Like a panting breath, the others had to gain oxygen before they rushed him. You amongst them, Donnie allowed the surrounding and even extended his arms as with a group effort you were all able to hoist him up. Crowdsurfing, he was essentially thrown to his feet where he easily did a little bounce to land with poise. It garnered more attention as the next song finally started and the others went to experiment with their light suits some more.

Moving on adrenaline, you tracked Donnie stumbling over to the bar where he had a huge grin plastered on his face. You followed after and watched the bartender move away as you caught up.

“Did you see?!” He turned to you and yelled just loud enough to beat the music.

“I did!” You laughed brightly.

“That was-!” You weren’t sure if his pupils were blown or if it was compensation for the darkness.

‘Fun?’ You signed to him.

He caught your hands and poured over you, emotion coming off him in waves.

Hit with each as a gentle lapping, you felt elation, love, and finally, open and genuine happiness.

It moved your very core so that by the time he kissed you, you almost wanted to cry it was so much.

This was all you ever wanted.

For him to let go and enjoy himself. 

Chaste for the sweat, he pulled away and his gaze sparkled around the glowing lines of his mask.

Staring back with what must have been the exact same expression, he then released you with purpose. Ready to be swept back on the dance floor he instead examined his hands. You looked over them similarly until he signaled you to give him a little space. Open to it, you took a little step back and he methodically signed with glowing gloves inducing blurs of colored light to the movement.

‘You have my heart.’ He then held out his hand in a jumpy offering and you easily slid yours into it to settle those fingers. He gave a squeeze and you went to rush him, but he dodged by taking a step back. He laughed at the move, flicking his gaze to the bar counter and, though a little thrown off, you faintly remembered he’d had some kind of exchange with the snake. Following his gaze you found two large glasses waiting and he passed one to you. Bringing it to your lips, you found it was water and sent him an incredulous look. He smirked around his glass as he downed it while you drank yours a little slower. Finished, you saw his happy exhale more than heard it. Unable to wait even a moment longer, you barely got your glass back to the counter before he whisked you back to the dance floor.

NEXT

I don't know how my my betas @tmntxthings and @thepinkpanther83 do it, but I'm thankful they do!

[fallingdown98]

Credits This image was created with Picrew’s “Cute D&D Character Creator“!! https://picrew.me/share?cd=c4bk6UBvdW #Picrew #Cute_DD_Character_Creator Mini made with Hero Forge @cloudmancy for template

Decided to hop onto the trend of making a Fantasy High-sona but I can't art so picrew and hero forge for reference pics. So that I could play with a good amount of levels, Ashe is a junior along with the Bad Kids.

Leopard Tabaxi, she dyed the pink parts, wears the loudest colors and combinations, would wear prints with prints

Clubs: GSA, Anime Club, Murder Mystery Club, Maybe Dragon Chess Club as well, Big fan of both Choir and Theater

She was born a Divine Soul sorcerer so that's what she started as but she actually got a little frustrated with Jace's teaching style so she likes to hang out with the clerics and paladins. She loves to sing though which led to her checking out Bard classes. She's not the best at instruments but she loves the expression. She's also a huge nerd that loves cool stories. Which led to her finding the college of Spirits. Aka she figured out a way to help her party and summon versions of her favorite characters to buff her party. (Essentially using her notebook as her "spirit board"[Ala theories, fanfic, notes, etc]) She's her party's healer and she loves to both heal and do damage from a distance. Spell Sniper + Distant Spell metamagic = the possibility to cast Inflict Wounds from 60ft away (Or heal of course but I mean, the damage is right there)

Really admires Riz for his investigations (I am a Riz girlie in every universe but in an Ace way)

Cannot decide if she loves Kristen or hates Kristen for the antics (She's still voting for her though)

[myoddessy]

bbgggg 😩😩😩 i got asked to do a fic for simon about him and reader babysitting olive ages ago and i really want to write it! but the inspo is slippin!!! 🍪 think you could do a lil HC for me i could base it on? help get it back in the works?! be my inspo?! 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 i cannot think of a thinggggg without repeating myself xx

if not, literally do not worry!! i just thought you’d be perfect for coming up w/ cute lil scenarios !! 🫶🏼😙

omg of course!! I am a Simon lover until I die. hope u like it babe 💞💞💞

the first thing that came to my mind was the intense baby fever you'd be getting because our boy is so lanky and baby olive just looks so small curled up in his arms and ugh!!! him!!

I feel like it would take him a bit of time to properly warm up to the whole role of caretaker while babysitting—not because he's afraid, okay maybe he's a bit afraid, but mostly because of how ecstatic you were when faith asked you both to mind olive, he didn't want to get in the way of your plans

once he does warm up to her, and once she warms up to him because I can def imagine her clinging onto you and not really wanting to be passed to Simon (he'd start to get a bit jealous bcs he suddenly really wants to hold her), they would be inseparable! he'd be so good with her, I just know it

as much as he loves you and olive, he doesn't love either of you enough to take on the job of changing her nappy, that's for you and you only I'm afraid 💔

okay but imagine if you're babysitting the day after he had to pull an all-nighter for some video and he ends up falling asleep on the couch with olive asleep on his chest!! the way you'd nearly start crying on the spot. Instagram and every group chat known to man saw the pictures you took in that moment at least a thousand times

this isn't really centered around Simon but I can see faith having planned you both to babysit pretty early in olive's life so that you'd get baby fever too and you'd end up having a kid too 😭 so I just know she'd be doing a little celebration whenever you take her an update, clinging onto ethan's arm and shaking him "She's becoming one of us!!!!!"

if you're a youtuber/content creator, you'd definitely make a video about the experience and while you'd want to make the thumbnail and title sweet, Simon would peer pressure you into over the top clickbait.

WE MINDED BABY BEHZ, GONE WRONG!! *insert thumbnail of a baby doll being flung off a roof*

comments on the video call you a milf and Simon likes them and you trend on twitter for a little bit while people speculate on if you're actually pregnant

I feel like Simon would've gone in with the intent of working you down from your baby fever but the second you sat in the car on the way home he's like "wouldn't it be so funny if we had a kid?" 👀 sideyeing you the whole time for your reaction

both of your lockscreens are now pictures of the two of you and olive

overall, 10/10 babysitters and faith will be conta ting you anytime she needs someone to mind the baby

[reveworld]

Hello! Can I request a IdolNiki x Idolreader were shes a member of newjeans but stands out because she is more boyish, and one they they mc together and fans directly notice the connection they have and she gets a lot of hate but then Niki himself post on Weverse and protects her and kinda reveals that they are actually together? I think this would be hella funny, so yeah have a great day bye!

Of Course!!

My Dearest

idol!niki x idol!reader

warnings: You get hate for having a “masculine” look

“Y/n!” your manager called out. “Hm?” You questioned. “Would you like to be a guest mc on music bank?” You smiled and replied “sure! When?” Your manager looked you in the eye, “In 5 hours.” You jumped up, “Why didn’t you ask me earlier,” She gave you a sweet smile and said, “C’mon; Let’s get going.” You grabbed your bag and ran after her.

When you got to the KBS building you saw that your boyfriend was also there. “Y/n!” he called out. “Hey Niki,” you smiled at him. The two of you met up in the hallway and hugged each other, not minding the staff following you. “I didn’t know you were gonna be here!” The tall boy said, looking directly into your eye and smiling. Because of your conflicting schedules it had been a bit since you’ve seen him in person.

“Ok you two,” his manager spoke. “Cmon, you need to get ready.” The two of you looked back into each others eyes and laughed before walking into your own dressing rooms. “I had them prepare something that suits you for todays outfit!” your manager spoke proudly. “Thank you,” you laughed.

After you’d finished getting dressed you walked out from behind the curtain and over to the makeup chair. You picked up your phone, opening Weverse to talk to Bunnies.

You uploaded a selca with the caption “Soon ❤️”. You smiles as comments questioning what the caption meant start flooding in. After replying to some comments, you get a text from Niki saying, “Cute selca.” you reply with the blushing emoji. You can practically hear his laugh as he replies with a “haha”.

Next thing you know, Niki and yourself were practicing for the interview section. He kept messing you up by making faces and so you decided to mess with him in return, causing the director to give you a 5 minute break. The two of you go and sit against a wall. “I cannot stand you sometimes,” you tell him with a laugh. “Aw, I love you too!” he responds. “Wait,” he says pulling out his phone. “Let’s take a picture.” You look at him and nod as he snaps a few pictures of you looking at him without you knowing. The break was over and the director was calling you back for the final take, the real interview.

“Hello everyone! We are today’s Mubank guests..” the two of you say in sync. “Ni-ki,” “and Y/n!” The interview goes smoothly other than the many looks you give each other. Your manager watches mentally face palming herself for taking this opportunity. After it ended, it was time for you and the other New Jeans girls to preform “OMG”.

The performance went over well and would’ve been done in one take if not for Hanni’s shoe falling off. You picked up you phone to see a text from Niki saying “Just ignore them dear.” You raised you eyebrow in confusion and opened twitter.

“Y/nki” was trending. ‘Oh God..’ was all you could think. Clicking on the tab, there were hundreds of comments saying stuff like, “Ni-ki shouldn’t like her, he’s so much better.” and “She’s probably forcing himself on her, he would never like a fake girl.” You couldn’t help but feel hurt, ignoring what Niki had texted you.

He kept sending reassuring texts but you chose to ignore them. You tried not to cry as the girls we having fun in the car ride home. When you got home, there was a surprise waiting in your room. None other than Riki Nishimura himself. He smiled at you and walked over to hug you.

With the comfort of the hug and the hate you’ve been getting, you started to cry. He gently scratched your back and carried you over to your bed, laying you down and then laying down next to you. He just held you and never let go, after a while you felt yourself start to feel tired. After a minute of your eyelids feeling heavy, you fell asleep in his arms. He smiled to himself, whispered an I love you, and kissed your forehead.

The next morning you were in your bed alone. You sighed already missing your boyfriend, but knowing he has a busy schedule you forced yourself to cheer up a bit. You opened your phone to your friends texting you, telling you to open Enhypen’s Weverse. You were rightfully confused but did it anyways. You saw a post:

🌟 니키 : My dearest. With the picture he took of the two of you sitting by the wall, you staring at him with stars in your eyes and him smiling.

Of course fans went crazy, both Bunnies and Engenes. You smiled texted the boy a simple, “I love you.” and went on with your day.

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☆ authors note:: i’m sorry if this isn’t what you had in mind, i tried my best 😭😭. Have a wonderful day/night/afternoon ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[kymiya]

geordi n cutie headcanons bc im trying to manifest their next audio

⋅ cutie can (and will) fuck up a seafood boil, i mean sauce all over their face and hands, broken crab shells everywhere, they dgaf 💀

⋅ geordi is a clean freak, and not in the way you’re thinking, he’s a clean freak because he literally cannot handle the thought of judgment. his anxiety is actually eating away at him when (or if) people come over

⋅ speaking of which, geordi actually doesn’t like inviting people over. well, he doesn’t really mind if people come over, but he would much rather go over to other people’s houses for his own comfort

⋅ cutie is also the same, but not for the same reason. cutie is the BIGGEST people watcher (and listener) and likes to sit back and observe how people react and move, not in a creepy way tho 😭just so they can get a gist of how they should respond and what to be mindful of

⋅ cutie HATESSS conflict, in any way. confrontation, fighting, awkward tension, hates it with a passion. which is a continuation of the last hc, they read peoples’ minds so much so they don’t have to ever deal with accidentally confusing or offending someone

⋅ geordi has the softest hands known to man, but they get sweaty easily, which is something he hates, i just KNOW this mf hates sweat. the feeling of it, skin on skin. which is one of the reasons he doesn’t like running

⋅ cutie and geordi have nights where they will binge one of their childhood shows, snuggled up in a weighted blanket (they both fall asleep within 15-20 mins 🫶🏾)

⋅ geordi’s personality gives off “mama’s boy” vibes but is actually closer with his dad, mostly because he n his mom held different viewpoints

⋅ geordi also has scars from his childhood from random times he was clumsy asf 💀he isn’t ever really insecure about it, but he’s never felt better about them until cutie started kissing each one and giving him compliments

⋅ cutie specifically gets lipstick only to cover geordi’s face in lipstick stains (like that one tiktok trend), but instead of posting it, they make it their home screen. geordi’s cute ass smile, lips n the rest of his face covered in red stains in the shape of cutie’s lips. UGHH i hate them

⋅ geordi gets lost in ikea very often

⋅ he also loves the kitchen sets and stays there for an abundance of time analyzing each parts (so real)

⋅ their first kiss as a couple was so awkward 😭geordi was trying to plan out how it would happen but after cutie kissed him on the lips without warning, he forgot how to function n just stood there. cutie literally heard his mind go blank, and it was like that for a couple of seconds. it was cute but actually so awkward for both of them (and geordi hates when cutie brings it up)

⋅ geordi had (and still has) lego sets as a kid and never let them go, nd he accidentally bring it up in a convo between them and now cutie helps build them with him

⋅ geordi’s body is naturally very warm, so when they cuddle in the spring/summer, they have to have thinner bed sheets n blankets so they both don’t wake up in sweat 💀

⋅ cutie does not want geordi meeting their family/parent(s), and not because they’re ashamed of geordi, because they never could be (who tf would??). but because they don’t have a good relationship with them

⋅ i feel like geordi moved a lot when he was younger, so he had trouble making friends n mostly stayed to himself, until he finally got to settle down in college nd met guy, which is still his bestfriend to this day

⋅ cutie had issues fitting in with others when they were younger, nd its a popular headcanon that they got their powers late (i think 😭), so when they started reading people's minds, they began to change in order to maintain friends

⋅ i genuinely can’t pick between if cutie and geordi would’ve meet in college/high school, but if they did, i feel like cutie probably changed their appearance A LOTT like they weren’t recognizable at first when geordi saw them at the park

⋅ geordi is CRAZYY good at math (i also don’t know if he’s a teacher or an accountant (in the recent audio)) (if he is a teacher, he’d be either a math or english teacher, ik it’s basic but 🤷🏾‍♀️)

[rodolfoparras]

I typically get very painful cramps and not much helps it😔💔 so I've learned to just do whatever my brain says I need for comfort and also let myself rage at silly things to feel better😋 I also learned painkillers don't help me much cause the amount I need to take to help the pain😭😭😭 bro I was on another planet😭 my friends sent me clips of me playing the game and you could tell I was not using my brain in the slightest💀

So yeah I gotta rawdog my period cramps😧

But !!!

I love Wren so every much, would love to draw him but I have the worst art block everything looked so bad😭💀 I sorta made a picrew of him? It's not that accurate as he's more grey, older, has shark teeth and his tail isn't so cat like but I worked with what I had💪

https://cdn.picrew.me/shareImg/org/202409/6453_09Fe4KRf.png

And I liked the idea of the all white ethereal glowing look so I'm making another X-Men oc!!!

https://cdn.picrew.me/shareImg/org/202409/6453_J7nNpcUh.png

Have nothing besides they go by Seer, non binary and they're sorta on Magnetos side (Their opinion of him suffers greatly as he sacrifices Rouge in the first movie :< ) They're like 19 and are basically Wren's little sibling !!! They grew up on the streets together, Wren would always take all the hits and cruel things people did because of their mutations :(

While Wren hates humans, he also doesn't want whatever innocent humans there are to suffer because of all the mean ones.

Seer, however, despises humans and can't see how they're worth saving because they witnessed everything those mean people would do to Wren but also never saw any other humans trying to stop or help. But Seer does start realizing Magnetos methods are a bit extreme.

Siblings on opposite sides😔💔 good angst trope but !!! Wren and Seer still text and call frequently, neither go out on missions either so they rarely get hurt or have to fight. But even if they did, both already told Charles/Magneto they refuse to fight each other and they also don't want them to get hurt :<

Wren would absolutely take a blast aimmed for Seer 😭 also Seer loves showing Magneto their favourite music/memes and Magneto is just... So lost??? He doesn't understand. But they're kinda like a silly grandpa grandchild duo. Seer gets along with Mystique a little more, she keeps more up to date with the trends😋

But back to the sillies !!! (Wren, Scott and Logan)

Wren doesn't sleep much, he doesn't really need to so he just doesn't ( He had to stay awake as a kid to keep Seer safe :< Wren can't bring himself to sleep because what if someone needs him?) So Wren just watches like those stop motion lego cooking videos while Scott is cuddled up to him, Logan somewhat cuddled but with his back turned so his claws don't potentially hurt Wren and Scott. Even though Wren would be fine, with Scott sometimes sleeping halfway on top of Wren, Logan doesn't wanna risk hurting him :<

But Wren always gives Logan extra cuddles since Scott always wakes up before Logan :> and Scott and Logan aren't huge on cuddling each other😭 like every so often they will but their love language is bickering and shoving each other🙄

One night though Wren actually lets himself fall asleep after Scott insisted he should at least try and bro he was knocked out🔥🔥🔥 passed out with his face buried in Scotts tiddies (me next me next!!) Wren still doesn't sleep much but if he does, his face is buried in Logan or Scotts tiddies🙏

-🌱

Sugae bee with all due respect I think I’m obligated to fight your period cramps there’s no other way around it I’m loading up my fists and it’s me against the devils river

Sugar bee the picrew is so cute!! I love love love his eyes and the little unicorn horn it’s the cutest combo ever 😭😭😭 and the all white x man is just as beautiful!! I think my favorite is the hair style and the horns!!

I cannot say I know much about the actual x man lore of the story to pitch in my thoughts on their backstory but I do have to say I love protective sibling tropes on opposite sides sm!!!! Especially when the show is about them meeting in some kind of middle ground!! And also it’s kind of sweet how wren has some sympathy for good humans while seer doesn’t have any towards any human because humans have always been so unkind to their brother

Also I love my two silly men getting loved by a wonderful little dude🥹 all three of them deserve all the cuddles in the world and I’m glad they’re getting it from each other 😤 AND WREN EVEN GETS RO SLEEPY IN LOGAN OR SCOTTS TIDDIES?? WHEN IS IT MYTURN

[eviltiddyproductions]

Destined With You : Episode 16

I will feel all of the feelings of this being a finale later. HONG JOOOO WHERE ARE YOU ?!!!

my impatient ass sitting through the intro after the first episode 😂😭

why has this loser emptied her purse

lmaoooo she even scared me for a minute

oh god bless for once my sister didn’t get tricked into something (again!)

he’s so nasty and this plot is so absurd 😭

GET AWAY FROM HER !!!!

GOOD JOB HONGJOOOO

YOU BETTER DASHI RUN 🏃‍♀️

ooh she’s rocking the Duan Jiaxu fit from Hidden Love!

where are you running towards Sinyu and if you’re running why is the police not following you 😭 ???

sis you should’ve just ran 😩😩😩

but also saying ‘you’re just insane’ to his face before he kidnaps you again was kind of a serve 💅

Sinyu has gotten zero days of rest since he got out of that hospital

he’s got the red string of fate tied to my sister NOOO GET AWAY FROM HER !!!

his creepy ass turning towards her with the blood red moon behind him

all about that fate and going into the next life and the second the police flashes light on him he cut the string…. nasty loser 😭

Rowoon’s acting’s gagging me rn like suddenly I’m genuinely feeling the shock of seeing someone you love passed out (possibly dead)

someone hold my hand 😭

not this romantic music playing

‘hong jo ah’

police !!! paramedics !!! where are y’all 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh 💔💔💔

the way he leapt off of the ambulance

oh my heart

the tiny nurse 💀

my poor bean

hongsinyu nation we made it !!

mother is here 😭💕💕💕

who even asked the dad to be here like go work on your failing company idk 😭

I thought he was going to talk about the curse he’s talking about the baby 😭💀

they’re being so adorable rn

the office couple again…

everything that hongjoo does goes public but at least this time it’s for the greater good!!!

talk your shit office girlies! chew Nayeon’s head off 😍😍😍

recorded by the weirdo assaulting ex of Nayeon, isn’t it

exactly bean, you don’t have to thank or forgive him at all!

Nayeon’s getting dumped again lol. right after she suggests marriage too 😭

lmaooo I know he isn’t calling her a bully and a bad look, he was sexually harassing people in the first episode

my babies are on my screen again 🥰

oh he’s still got that bracelet on! <3

my sweetest beans !!!

lmfao Mr. Kwon

oh I was genuinely scared when I saw someone near Hong Jo’s house staring from the mirror, it’s just Nayeon

that shove was satisfying

get your lick back bestie !!!

Mr. Kwon bodied the construction loser 💸

are they going to do the perilla leaves trend thingy

can he just leave the marriage thing alone for 5 seconds

Subway !!!! I know it’s for ease of shooting but these sandwiches in the kdramas are so dry 😭 like it’s technically not the best advertising like babe what are you even eating 😩 just bread ???!

I don’t fully get them but look at Ms Ma getting married in a suit !!! 🩷 oh just saw her whole fit. well a blazer !!!

lmao Mr. I wear shirts at home Sinyu is wearing a simple T-shirt to this wedding 😂😭

I can’t believe it’s ending so quickly, I’m not ready to let go 😩

I knew our princess Sinyu was going to catch the bouquet 😂

they finally get to enjoy cherry blossoms together 😭💕

LMAOOOO the lawyer bestie became an actor?!!! did not see this (adorable and fun) plot twist coming 😂

the old man being investigated instead of being let go by the main leads! progress in the drama world! although I know they’ll defend and help him

and Sinyu’s here!

he’s going to move in isn’t he 💀

lmaoooo she pounced on the car and he pounced on her I LOVE THEM 🦁

aaaaah they’re both so cute 😭😭😭😭😭

‘you sure use your money wisely’ ‘you got me here to work’ 😟

lmaooo go off Hong Jooooo !!! queenie 🤣 (context: she just turned off the light and started rolling with him on the bed)

cannot wait to rewatch this series with lightness and fluffiness in my heart !!!

I did not see this coming 😭😭😭 the peach is Sinyu’s little sister 😭😭😭

to be fair Hong Jo had a gulped a lot of poison, they would’ve let us know back then but wow 💀

back at the beach again 🥰

I love how in love they are and how they’re always ready to vocalise it. Oh I love them downnnn

I knew he was going to ask her dad! 🌊

💍🥰💕

they’re back at the mountain, my lil diligent civil servant and grim reaper!

I know y’all are well versed with the other realm but don’t open random relics let me just 🧿🧿🧿

goodbye my sweet loves 🥹

now what was that little turn of 300 year old Sinyu for 🤨🤨🤨

AAAH it’s over 😭💔💕

can’t wait to rewatch this again! our past and present couple made all the caving plot lines worthwhile. let me go binge from episode 1 again. 💕💕💕