#i love being normal about this virus. and i mean that unironically. i also unironically hate being normal about this virus lol everyone

[pepprs]

cried at work 3 times today. 2/3 of them were me being scared i have covid lol

[dinklebat]

me: alright since you already told everyone you won’t be posting stuff, you gotta finish this lesson plan for work, then finish my bio packet, then my ee-

my goblin brain: YOU SHOULD UPDATE YOUR SHIPS LIST SINCE ITS CHANGED LIKE 7 TIMES

me:

me: yeah okay

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clockwork x camelia(@theweepingdemons)

- both extremely protective over eachother

- clockwork tends to be very >:/ around people but around camelia she gets super duper flustered all the time

- camelia is super oblivious. like…

- clockwork: gay noises. camelia: aha gals being pals

- as soon as clockwork confesses it’s another story. camelia becomes an absolute simp, at least to her standards

- it’s the pinnacle of

- camelia: i hate everyone

- clockwork: *exists* - camelia: i hate ALMOST everyone

ej x liu

- ej is very methodical and scientific whereas liu is extremely emotional

- the two just counteract eachother very well. liu is teaching ej how to better express his feelings and ej is teaching liu how to destress

- ej is also extremely protective of liu, so he gets along well with sully

doby x x virus

- this is probably my OTP out of all pasta ships even though it’s probably only me who ships it

- the two of them joined at the same time and were constantly partnered together

- friends to lovers 💕

- a typical interaction begins with a dumb idea of doby’s

- then cody is like yeah that’s possible, let’s do it

- hence a running total of 7 ruined microwaves between the two of them

kagekao x nathan

- kagekao is extremely flirtatious and nathan easily flustered (poor guy has self esteem lower than mine)

- also very PDA heavy

- kagekao definitely whispers random things in japanese just to fluster nathan because his mind will jump to the worst

jason x candypop

- both extremely chaotic high energy

- jason probably thinks he’s too good for romance but then candypop shows up and everything goes to djjeidjsjdkd

- probably get third wheeled by lj a lot (man still hasn’t realized the two are dating)

jane x nina

- they first bonded over their shared hatred of the feral rat bastard that is jeff✨✨

- jane is elegance and poise while nina is a feral scene kid

- ✨but they’re just so cute together✨

- that one extremely lovey dovey couple with constant PDA

- they wear matching halloween costumes

hoodie x masky

- the homophobic gays TM

- both extremely attracted to eachother but grew up in a very conservative area

- everyone in a 10 mile radius is just begging for them to just date already and get it over with

- the other proxies have definitely set them up on dates to no avail

toby x masky

- entirely one sided simping on toby’s end

- tim does not know nor care

- toby unironically calls him a dilf

- they are really close though, even if they’re not dating (yet)

toby x rowan

- street smart x book smart

- rowan is generally pretty calm albeit awkward whereas toby is this giant bundle of energy

-…also he is very small and toby is a tall buff boy

- “this is my emotional support boyfriend” *holds up tiny bundle of fae awkwardness*

- also funny because toby is a master of pop culture references and rowan has basically been in a coma state for over a century and knows nothing about modern pop culture

lawrencij (@crebby)x adam (@sanityisforlosers)

- they’re bastards and i love them

- probably play couples tennis against camelia and clockwork (and lose and subsequently rage quit)

- is it hate?? love??? idk i don’t really feel romantic attraction so i can’t say /shrug

- angry gremlin energy. i will not elaborate further

y/n x anyone

- in my au, y/n is a mostly normal human except they were born with a ridiculously high amount of mana (magical energy)

- this means all supernatural creatures are naturally drawn to them

- their mana levels are so high that just being near them turns supernatural beings’ powers and emotions up to an 11

- so basically literally every one is attracted to poor y/n, whether romantically or platonically

- I mostly write for y/n x any character not in one of these ships, but I’m down to write polyam relationships with any of these ships too (I’m already planning a y/n x ej x liu)

- I think y/n x jeff and y/n x kate are some of my favorites to write though

[libtard-blazkowicz]

What is a Nazbol?

Alright, so I’ve mentioned “nazbols” a month or so back. I’ve mentioned them a few times before and how they’ve infiltrated left wing tumblr. So what are they, and how do you recognize them?

Nazbol is basically shorthand for “nazi bolshevik”. They combine socialism/anti-capitalist ideology with facism, antisemitism, and paleocon trad bullshit. They are also known as commie nazis, national socialists, national bolsheviks, red facists, red browns, and strausserites. This isn’t just an online ideology, national bolsheviks have even taken to the streets. Here’s a wikipedia article if you want to read more. While they are infiltrating leftist spaces on tumblr, they are also accepted in the more traditional neo-facist circles too.

What this post is about is how to recognize them more easily. Many of them however are REALLY good at ‘hiding their power’ level. Hell, I’ve reblogged a nazbol meme once or twice unwittingly. On those occasions, I’d get a nice anon explaining that OP is horribly antisemitic or believes whacky conspiracy theories, I’d then check out their blog and find that anon is 100% right.

Here’s the nefarious thing about them: They can speak your language, and they will say a lot of things that a lot of people on the left will agree with.

Here are some examples:

-Antizionism, big time. Israel is the cause of all the worlds wars and problems to them. They won’t always clue you into the second half. They may instead pretend to give a shit about Palestinians. 

-Stuff that’s anti-imperialism. After all, every war and conflict is caused by (((them))), and it’s to bring down western civilization.

-Anti porn. They'll generally pretend to give a shit about sex trafficking victims. In actuality, it's because porn/sex is degenerate to them.

-They LOVE ACAB posting

-Stuff that’s anti-capitalism (Capitalism is Jewish. They don’t generally say it out loud though.) 

-Anti electoralism rhetoric (Voting is immoral)

-Revolutionary rhetoric

-Talking about (((the banks))), (((world finance))), (((the elites))), (((the world order))), and (((the globalists))) ruling over us. I made it easy for you by putting the echoes there. Nazbols however tend to be more subtle.

Here’s the problem though. These aren’t uncommon talking points on the left, and they don’t always have the antisemitic or facist undertones to them, so nazbols are able to camouflage themselves with these talking points. Now, here are some things that are unusual for leftists on tumblr. These are things to look for that can clue you in. They are:

-Conspiracy theories. Not things that are provably true through widespread corroboration and declassified CIA documents. I mean like 5G towers causing Covid, Covid isn’t real, 9/11 trutherism, conspiracy theories about mass shootings, references/allusions to Qanon, references to lizard people controlling the world, that sort of thing. 

-I previously mentioned 9/11 trutherism. If they are posting a meme that says “Israelis are the best dancers in the world. Google ‘dancing Israelis’ if you don’t believe me.” That’s a dead giveaway. It’s an antisemitic conspiracy theory that the Jews did 9/11. 

-I previously mentioned ACAB posting. I can appreciate a good ACAB meme myself. If they take it a step further and talk about shooting cops and share boogaloo memes, that’s not normal on the left.

-Paleocon trad bullshit, cottagecore stuff, return to traditional values, reject modernity. 

-Obsession with “culture” and “western civilization”.

-Unironic posting about soyboys/nu-males. Belief in alphamales vs betamales. This leads me into my next point.

-Antifeminism and/or redpill shit. It’s not uncommon for people on the left to criticize radfems, SWERFS, and TERFS. I do it all the time. However, if someone displays generally antifeminist tendencies, or outward misogyny or toxic masculinity, that’s a good clue there. 

-Blatant class reductionism. Class reductionism is a huge problem in the broader left. Nazbols however won’t simply say that “capitalism is the cause of all evil”, in particular, they will show complete apathy to sexism, racism, queerphobia, and other non class issues. 

-”We are the real virus”. Stuff that we would identify with ecofacism. 

-Here’s a very obvious one: Tokenizing Nation of Islam/hotep types, to spread the message that “See! The blacks also favor segregation.”. 

-Here’s another easy one. Race and IQ, and/or antiimmigration rhetoric. 

-Heavy usage of memes we associate with the far right. Examples: Clown World 🤡🌎, a proud cartoon Aryan standing up against a degenerate, soyboy/numales/phytoestrogens and soy poisoning our food, werhaboo german soldier memes, things that fit that pattern. 

So those are some some things that can distinguish them from other leftists. Now what do you do when you suspect someone of doing a dog whistle or being a nazbol? 

One thing you can do is when they post something kind of sus, click and see whom they reblogged it from. That should help a lot. Some are better at hiding their power level than others. Generally, the best thing you can do is if you can tell beyond reasonable doubt that a tumlr is a nazbol, just block them and move on. Sometimes I post my block list. You can do so too. 

 Calling someone out on dogwhistling isn’t always the best idea. I did this once when Bella Daphne painted clown world meme on a van and showed a picture of herself with an ok sign hand holding the paintbrush. People scoffed at it like “you think clowns and hand gestures are hate symbols? Idiot.”. One reason for dog whistles is plausible deniability, and so that you look silly in front of normies and anti-sjw types when you call someone out on dog whistling. 

[bioodorange]

||Pastas on Halloween||

I'll make a part 2 if y'all wanna see anyone else

X-Virus

Cody would play an actor at one of those haunted houses

Were talking huge, multiple attractions and long ass lines

A personal HC, Cody is bomb at SFX makeup

He'd have a fun time before hand, half dressed up and helping people he worked with get ready

He'd do it with normal people because with the pastas its cheating

He'd do the same one every year and make friends through it

Start planning months ahead with everyone and leaving at random ass times to go set it up

He'd have a souvenir each year

And he'd sell overpriced tickets to those he didn't like

Even if he likes you this shit ain't free

Wouldn't let ANYONE see his makeup or costume outside the other workers for ultimate scare factor

All would be going well until he gets fuckin socked by one of the kids

Their mom would apologise like "omg I'm so sorry I kn-"

And he breaks character gets up with a huge smile on his face and laughs his ass off

"nice one" and offers a high five

Very into Halloween and very hard to upset him during this season

Masky

Claims to not be super into it

Like ew why it's just a holiday??

But spends 3 hours looking for the perfect costume at spirit

Would casually rob a Walmart for all of the candy

And on Halloween just has the stupidest grin on his face

Like his reason for being happy just halloween

That's all he says when someone asks

Takes great pride in the pumpkin he carved

Yes he dragged brian to get it with him

he MIGHT try and bake the pumpkin seeds

He has a mental list of good and bad horror movies

One comment from Brian about how he always changes his opinion and he writes it tf down

The next morning around 8:30 am

SLAM

Brian, confused "Tim what the fuck is that-"

"Everything" "What the hell does that mean?"

"you said I change my opinion a lot so now it's all here!" "What the h-"

"yes it is color coded, thank you for asking"

"how long did this take you?"

"16 hours"

Radiates proudly in dumbass sleep deprived energy

Laughing Jack

So as expected he likes halloween

dUh

Since this dude loves children

He would definitely have fun with this Holiday

He would go to like a preschool before halloween and just fuckin watch those little parades they have kids do

Like where they go around the school In their costumes

He'd roast the shit out of them

And everyone else too

He'd give so much tips like what you could do to make it better

But wouldn't tell you how to do so and continue to put you on blast

He thinks spirit is overrated and insists on making his costume himself

But he'll do it in the like two days leading up to halloween and will get very feral with anyone who interrupts his work

He likes trick or treating but not with people so he'd have like Jason and candy pop go to different rooms in the mansion and give him candy

For like 5 hours straight

He'd stab the candy on his fingers like a shish kabob

He'd also murder anyone who eats a KitKat by biting into it

Even though he's a weirdo who chews ice cream and swallows cookies whole

Homicidal Liu

So Liu feeds like stray cats and other animals in the woods

He feels bad because theres shit like the rake out there

But he would dress every single animal up

And spend like all afternoon taking pictures off them

He isn't one to dress up, it isn't really his thing

He'd wish he could hand out candy because he wants to see like all the kids cool costumes and stuff

Would low-key murder a fuckin spirit of Halloween attendant so he could have their job for a day

He'd go to Costco and get all different kinds of candy and leave out those little "take one :)" bowls like out and about

Now when it's like later at night he'd go around beating people up who like kill black cats because apparently Halloween is oh so horrible

Also in the few days after halloween when people start returning their black cats and stuff he takes all is them home to the mansion

And eventually slender makes him release them or keep them in the basement

Everyone got annoyed of dying cat noises coming from his room at 2 am

I feel like Liu wouldn't be a fan of horror movies

But he'd be totally down to watch the originals like Hocus Pocus, Halloween Town and Monster House

He is a fan of Tim Burton

His favourite movie is the Corpse Bride

Ticci Toby

He fucks pumpkin

But no Toby is a big fan of fall

And halloween!

He really likes M&M's

Chewy candy is hard to eat with the gash in his cheek

He'd suck all the colored covering off of the M&M and spit it out

He'd do this to all of them before eating them

If you watch a horror movie he insists on eating all the half popped popcorn kernels

Toby would be a fun of funny slashers like Child's Play

He'd be the one dude who'd spoil wtf was gonna happen during the movie

And get a shit ton of popcorn thrown at him

He'd get a lot of criticism for how his cosplay was innacurate

"his hoodie has thicker stripes then that like co"

Yeah uh then he'd bite this bitches finger-

Toby unironically barks at people change my mind

For his costume he'd probably go to a smaller local business to support them

He'd get dressed up as Dracula or something a classic but a good one

Jeff or something would make fun of how he could see Toby's fake ass fangs through his mouth gash

Then Jeff would get fuckin socked in the face

Don't mess with this bitch when he's excited about Halloween!

Jeff the Killer

He also fucks pumpkins

His worst nightmare see those Jeff the Killer morph suits at spirit Halloween

He'd get his costume from fuckin hot topic or something

He'd post youtube make up tutorials on how to look like him

Ben would get mad cash from filming Jeff raging when he got demonetized

He'd spend like 20 minutes getting his hair in a wig cap only to realize he didn't need it for his costume

He'd be into really shitty candies like tootsie rolls and black licorice

He'd get curb stomped by LJ for biting right into a fuckin KitKat bar

Very adamant on kidnapping children

That is until he realizes how annoying they are

"what do you mean you have to e a t" "no shut the fuck up and e- NO I DON'T CARE IF IT'S COOKED" "OH MY GOD SHUT UP"

Jeff releases the children and now refuses to hangout with ben

Simply because of how small and feral he is

He'd go around scaring kids for revenge and taking the fuckin candy they drop