#ticcirot

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me: alright since you already told everyone you won’t be posting stuff, you gotta finish this lesson plan for work, then finish my bio packet, then my ee-

my goblin brain: YOU SHOULD UPDATE YOUR SHIPS LIST SINCE ITS CHANGED LIKE 7 TIMES

me:

me: yeah okay

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clockwork x camelia(@theweepingdemons)

- both extremely protective over eachother

- clockwork tends to be very >:/ around people but around camelia she gets super duper flustered all the time

- camelia is super oblivious. like…

- clockwork: gay noises. camelia: aha gals being pals

- as soon as clockwork confesses it’s another story. camelia becomes an absolute simp, at least to her standards

- it’s the pinnacle of

- camelia: i hate everyone

- clockwork: *exists* - camelia: i hate ALMOST everyone

ej x liu

- ej is very methodical and scientific whereas liu is extremely emotional

- the two just counteract eachother very well. liu is teaching ej how to better express his feelings and ej is teaching liu how to destress

- ej is also extremely protective of liu, so he gets along well with sully

doby x x virus

- this is probably my OTP out of all pasta ships even though it’s probably only me who ships it

- the two of them joined at the same time and were constantly partnered together

- friends to lovers 💕

- a typical interaction begins with a dumb idea of doby’s

- then cody is like yeah that’s possible, let’s do it

- hence a running total of 7 ruined microwaves between the two of them

kagekao x nathan

- kagekao is extremely flirtatious and nathan easily flustered (poor guy has self esteem lower than mine)

- also very PDA heavy

- kagekao definitely whispers random things in japanese just to fluster nathan because his mind will jump to the worst

jason x candypop

- both extremely chaotic high energy

- jason probably thinks he’s too good for romance but then candypop shows up and everything goes to djjeidjsjdkd

- probably get third wheeled by lj a lot (man still hasn’t realized the two are dating)

jane x nina

- they first bonded over their shared hatred of the feral rat bastard that is jeff✨✨

- jane is elegance and poise while nina is a feral scene kid

- ✨but they’re just so cute together✨

- that one extremely lovey dovey couple with constant PDA

- they wear matching halloween costumes

hoodie x masky

- the homophobic gays TM

- both extremely attracted to eachother but grew up in a very conservative area

- everyone in a 10 mile radius is just begging for them to just date already and get it over with

- the other proxies have definitely set them up on dates to no avail

toby x masky

- entirely one sided simping on toby’s end

- tim does not know nor care

- toby unironically calls him a dilf

- they are really close though, even if they’re not dating (yet)

toby x rowan

- street smart x book smart

- rowan is generally pretty calm albeit awkward whereas toby is this giant bundle of energy

-…also he is very small and toby is a tall buff boy

- “this is my emotional support boyfriend” *holds up tiny bundle of fae awkwardness*

- also funny because toby is a master of pop culture references and rowan has basically been in a coma state for over a century and knows nothing about modern pop culture

lawrencij (@crebby)x adam (@sanityisforlosers)

- they’re bastards and i love them

- probably play couples tennis against camelia and clockwork (and lose and subsequently rage quit)

- is it hate?? love??? idk i don’t really feel romantic attraction so i can’t say /shrug

- angry gremlin energy. i will not elaborate further

y/n x anyone

- in my au, y/n is a mostly normal human except they were born with a ridiculously high amount of mana (magical energy)

- this means all supernatural creatures are naturally drawn to them

- their mana levels are so high that just being near them turns supernatural beings’ powers and emotions up to an 11

- so basically literally every one is attracted to poor y/n, whether romantically or platonically

- I mostly write for y/n x any character not in one of these ships, but I’m down to write polyam relationships with any of these ships too (I’m already planning a y/n x ej x liu)

- I think y/n x jeff and y/n x kate are some of my favorites to write though

[wannabecyptid]

Double date with my ex-wife and her fiancé!!!💕💕💕

Finally managed to get my boyfriend to agree lol

Fun facts! Toby actually dated Nat before he dated me. He actually used to think he was straight lmao

((Ben told me that he caught him taking “am I gay” quizzes on buzzfeed ahahaha))

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Clockwork x Camelia headcanons?

- stupid lesbians (affectionate) totally being oblivious to each others feelings check!!

- definitely set up for their first date by jane, nina, and rowan. a combination of creeps never seen before and likely never again

- clockwork confessed first and of course camelia accepted because yes💕💕💕

- camelia did not even realize that clockwork was dating people before her. i mean, sure, toby threatening to kill her was weird and maybe rowan’s gaze lingered on clockwork just a little too long to be considered platonic, but she was just being paranoid, right?

- i think she found out through a third party about clockwork’s past, something like

nina, showing camelia pictures (against her will): and here‘s jane and i on a double date with clocky and toby-

camelia: what. natalie willingly dated a man?

nina: men, plural. at once

camelia:

- also speaking of toby! he has this energy towards clockwork and camelia

- i don’t think camelia would like rowan either tbh, but most of her hate would be towards toby.

- OKAY ENOUGH ANGST ITS WHOLESOME TIME!!

- lots of very aesthetic dates. candlelight, moonlight, you know the vibes. maybe some ghost hunting in the night? yes please.

- clockwork teaching camelia french and camelia teaching her romanian so they can have secret conversations ✨✨✨

- lots of pet names. so many pet names. darling, my queen, etc.

- extremely protective over each other. until death does us part has a whole new meaning when half the people you know are ghosts and supernatural creatures after all

- THEY DO COUPLES TENNIS MATCHES AGAINST ADAM AND LAWRENCIJ AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL

- also more wholesome couple double date movie nights with jane and nina. they probably all watch slasher fics together and make out during the NOT scary parts, because the scary stuff is the cool stuff.

- and jane would spill the tea on other creeps the whole time, giving the two of them immense arsenal to use against the annoying creeps like jeff and (for camelia at least) toby

- in terms of exes again, because angst brain rot, i think clockwork is still really close with rowan (platonically) but has kinda distanced herself from toby because of his possessiveness and the like

update:

a very shitty edit I made to illustrate my point

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sorry, mom says it’s my turn to draw the self indulgent oc art

“i’m okay, i promise”

tw: blood beneath the cut

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uh my first fic in a long time. this takes place in my au with the slight twist that i cranked toby’s yandereness up to an 11 not sure if this’ll be in the main canon of the au or a little mini au inside the au.

A Cursed Work… (Part 1?)

“Please, for the love of all that is good in the world, please, please, just ask her out already,” Rowan sighed dramatically, looking up from his novel.

“Eh?!” Natalie snapped out of her daydream and glanced at the fae sitting beside her. The two of them had been quietly hanging out in Rowan’s bedroom, relaxing after a long day of work. “Ask who what now?”

Rowan snapped his book shut and tossed it onto the carpeted floor. “Camelia, you dingbat. It’s obvious you like her!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Natalie huffed, flopping back onto the bed and staring at the glow-in-the-dark-star-covered ceiling.

“Please, you practically drool every time she so much as glances your way,” Rowan laughed, laying down next to her.

“Okay, fine. I like her. I like her a lot. Happy?”

“Not as happy as I’d be if you’d ask her out,” he said softly, reaching over to grab her hand gently. Natalie bolted upright, pushing away his hand.

“Did you forget I’m already in a relationship with you and Toby?”

“Then break up with us.”

“You make it sound so easy,” she laughed, running her fingers through her warm brown hair.

“It is. Miss Natalie Ouellette, I officially divorce you. Boom.”

“We’re not married dipshit!” Natalie chuckled and flicked his forehead.

“Ow! Of course we’re not! I just divorced you!”

“Rowaaaaannnnnn,” Natalie grabbed one of the pillows and hit him smack in the face with it. The blonde fae laughed.

“Seriously though,” Natalie added, her voice barely above a whisper. “It’s not you I’m worried about.”

Rowan blinked, slowly processing the information. Natalie signed. “Toby, Rowan. I’m talking about Toby.”

“Ohhhh, wait. I’m sure he’ll be find with it. After all, he has that huge crush on Tim. He would probably dump both of us soon enough.”

Natalie rolled her eyes and flicked his forehead again.

“Hey! What was that for this time?”

“Come on! Take this seriously!”

“I am! I seriously think you should dump Toby and date Camelia,” Rowan explained, awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck. “I know you care about Toby and me a lot. And the two of us both love you too! But…I think you’re with us more out of platonic love rather than romantic love.”

“What do you mean?”

“I think you’re with us for safety,” he whispered, grabbing her hand and rubbing it with his thumb. “We’re like…a security blanket. You want the protection of being in a relationship with people you trust. You don’t want to open your heart up. But I think you should.”

The brunette squeezed his hand and smiled. “Thank you, Rowan.”

“Anytime. Can I call you my ex-wife though?”

“Only if you’re willing to break the news to Toby for me.”

“Only if I can be your best man at the wedding.”

“Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. You win dipshit,” Natalie laughed, giving her now ex-boyfriend a tight hug. “I’ll ask her out tonight.”

“You better!”

-

Their laughter echoed through the walls, mocking him. Was this a joke to them? His hands trembled and he tightened his grip around his hatchets.

No, it wasn’t their fault. It was this witch: Camelia Adamache. She turned Natalie against him. And Rowan…well, Rowan, sweet as he was, couldn’t read social cues for the life of him. He was probably just confused.

But it’s okay, because he could fix it. He would have to.

(camelia belongs to @theweepingdemons)