#i love banter

[jaymzsguitar]

“Lars is always between my legs” thank you for that information James😀

[prettyboykatsuki]

i really do love to yap

[characteroulette]

Edgeworth seemed difficult, but Phoenix trusted him. Even if it wasn't the time and it wasn't the place, they could at least talk things out after the rain.

A short Narumitsu because I went looking through my files and realised I finished this and then left it lol

[writingpencil]

I look the man up and down before smiling. "Well, shit, darling, if I knew it was you, I would've gave consent eons ago."

The demon blushed a shade of red darker than his eyes... and darker than the newfound blood on his shirt. "Please, darling, I'm trying to defend you and your honor-"

"I'm currently bleeding out and half naked on an altar, my honor is the least of my worries right now."

"If it helps, you have very nice... uh..." He stared for a moment while stomping on a cultist's head. "...tattoos."

I playfully pouted. "And here I was thinking you would compliment my tits. I worked very hard on those."

"Darling, I'm stuck in my apartment half the time, I don't know if it's taboo or not to compliment a lady on her big ol' bazongas anymore!"

"Why thank you," I tug on my chains. "Can you unbind me now? If I am to be tied up, I want it to be on our honeymoon."

"No binds for me?" The demon asked, freeing me from my prison. "You seem the...top type..."

I shrug, slightly shivering as he healed my gaping wound. Demonic healing magic was oddly cold, alright? "Oh yes, completely. In fact, I was drinking the tears of my bottoms and having my girlboss kissed before being kidnapped. Those poor babes must be so lost without me."

"Sarcasm noted."

"Summoning ritual noted."

"Juet don't summon me at 3am. I'm a lot scarier and more... demonic then."

"Mmmmmm, duly noted, darling."

"Need a ride home, darling?"

"If you insist, darling."

You were kidnapped by a cult to provide sacrificial blood to summon a demon. They manage to finish the ritual and you see a hunky man standing at the centre of the summoning circle, looking confused as fuck, who goes from confused to enraged as he figures out you did not give consent.

[mygnolia]

so as you can see (masterlist) i love enemies to lovers (they HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEHOW)

[wildrbst]

[chantryexplosion]

wyll literally tried to rob a bank at 8 years old and u ppl will still call him boring

[dannymans66]

How to prank your older brother

Niji and Yonji got their asses beat five seconds later lmao

Also you can now find me on twitter ->[X]

[karmicgalaxies]

18+ Content MDNI.

Logan Howlett (Wolverine) X AFAB! Reader

Disclaimers: Implied unprotected sex (Wrap it before you tap it!) Riding, Shotgunning cigar smoke, Spanking? If you squint. P in V Sex Logan’s a little mean here. Just a small imagine/drabble that’s mainly my self indulgence.

Imagine sitting in Logan’s lap while he’s smoking a cigar, laying back while you’re riding him. You’re a desperate, wet and whiny mess while you pick yourself up and sink back down onto his cock in an almost embarrassingly desperate fashion. His thick cock stretching you out oh so deliciously in all the right ways, disappearing into your aching, needy cunt again and again. “Logan.. I.. I can’t..” You begin, knees nearly buckling as you struggle with his size.

“Shh. You can. Keep goin’.” Logan replies. A smug, grin on his face as he savors the feeling of his cock enveloped in your sweet pussy. He takes another drag of the cigar between his fingers. Placing a firm smack on your asscheeks when he feels you starting to slack, the impact of his heavy palm on your pretty little ass is sudden and sharp. Yeah, that’s gonna leave a nice (not so) little handprint shaped mark. Hell, you already feel the sting. That’s motivation enough for you to build back up a pace.

“There you go, darlin’. That so hard fer ya?” Logan speaks condescendingly. Almost in a low growl. Grabbing you by the jaw, he brings your face in close to his as he shotguns the cigar smoke into your mouth, allowing you savor the flavor of the tobacco on your tongue. The proximity just shy of ending in a passionate kiss. One which you hope he gives, but he ultimately denies, a whimper escaping those pretty lips. All the meanwhile a wolfish grin is painted on Logan’s bastardly handsome face.

Shame. He almost feels bad. Almost tempted to rub his thumb at your swollen little clit in that circular motion that makes you see stars, bring you to the edge that you desperately need. However he refrains from indulging you in such a manner. Cruelly watching your pathetic attempt at getting off on his cock without his intervention or effort.

[hannikin-grahamkin]

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

[night-orchids]

[viennacherries]

"wtf are u guys yapping about?" - rook, probably

[countingstars-17]

So without using swear words, how'd you feel when you did that?

[citricclown]

*stares romantically into ur striker's eyes*

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good Morning, World.

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[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws badassery where it's revealed Wade and Logan tested the distance on Logan's hearing.

Watch them hundreds of feet away from each other in the battlefield and all it takes to set Wolverine loose is for Deadpool to mutter "Logan."

gif credits to original owners!