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mygnolia · 4 months ago
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so as you can see (masterlist) i love enemies to lovers (they HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEHOW)
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mellosghosts · 4 days ago
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this is how their little brains work methinks
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kalashnikovlobotomy · 3 months ago
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uuh can i get the rusame apology special to go? yes the one with no "sorry" pronounced, that's right. and fries.
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originalcontent · 11 months ago
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I can't find art of my ship anywhere so I GUESS that means I have to make it myself, here are some doodles.
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cringefailvox · 6 months ago
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"i'll just tap out a quick thing for the rain prompt for radiostatic week," i said, unaware of the large anvil labeled LONG, COMPLICATED, FUCKED UP AU hanging over my head
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3gremlins · 3 days ago
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i love bellara and her random ambient conversations so fucking much (especially with emmerich, like she loves asking him hopefully if vampires maybe exist and he actually entertains her as best he can. i think she was asking how you can be partially undead here XD).
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miasmaghoul · 6 months ago
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Oh my god Dewther first time save me.... 🔔
This is a 5.2k wip that I have been meaning to get back to FOREVER ugh ugh ughghggvg
Have a few snippets since this is already so long and they haven't even touched each other yet 🙄
This is the first time they meet:
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This is right after the first time they speak:
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And for a little bonus, this is the first time Dew sees him in the showers:
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Whenever I get back to this I will be SHOCKED if it ends up under 10k.
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alrightberries · 1 year ago
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i absolutely adore the notion of bkg with an assassin wife
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moeblob · 9 months ago
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
#my characters#also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there#and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him#and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst#and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group#and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life#and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster#thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating#thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating#thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him#and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining#she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions#everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend!#cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen#and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND?#and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him#and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work#hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye#so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done#and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat#therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed#and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match#and its never romantic its always platonic#they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends#though they do become friends and hang out eventually!#yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive#oops i fell in love
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tumatawa · 1 year ago
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I got carried away with something
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savage-rhi · 4 months ago
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Fuschia/Magenta?
#*deep breath kicks down uni door*#VERN!!! VERNIFRED!!! I GOT A HUGE BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!!!!! YES YOU!!!!#“we're only gonna read 1 chap of Don Quixote because it's too much to dive into.”#THIS COMING FROM THE MAN WHO MADE US READ THE ENTIRETY OF DANTES INFERNO#WHO MADE US WRITE 20 PAGE ESSAYS ON THE ODYSSEY#WHO MADE US FOLLOW HIS CANTERBURY TALES HYPERFIXATION FOR NOT 1 BUT 2 SEMESTERS#DISSECTING EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. ACTION.#MAKING ME RESENT CHAUCER TO WHERE I COULDN'T WATCH A KNIGHTS TALE FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT#one of my all time favorite movies btw YOU MADE ME HATE THE THING I LOVED VERNIFRED#and you had the GALL to say the class only had 1 chap to dedicate to Don Quixote?#YOU MY FRIEND JUST DIDN'T WANT THE CLASS TO LOSE THEIR SHIT LAUGHING EVERY OTHER CHAPTER#IF YOU'RE AROUND HUMAN HAPPINESS YOU'RE LIKE A WORM DISCOVERING THE BAIT SECTION AT WALMART#ITS EASY TO READ FOR A CLASSIC HAS WIT IS BITTER SWEET AF IS TRAGIC IS FUN AND MAKES YOU WANT TO HAVE CRAZY MAN BIG DICK ENERGY#WHEN YOU HAVE A FOOT IN THE GRAVE#and the banter...THAT SHIT ROCKS#AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THIS CAUSE OF MY OWN HYPERFIX WITH LUIS AND I'M READING FOR RESEARCH#these stories FUCK#I AM SO MAD#SO SO MAD MY PEERS AND I GOT A TASTE OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD'VE KEPT US ENGAGED#AND I AM MAD THAT I RESENTED THAT CLASS SO MUCH THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH THE CLASSICS FOR A WHILE#and that it took me until I'm 31 WRITING A DAMN FANFIC IN MY SPARE TIME TO READ THE ENTIRETY OF WHAT I FUCKING MISSED OUT ON#astarion voice: IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!#vernifred...can i can i call you vern?#look...i love you. you were one of the most humble profs i had i looked forward to going to class every mon and tues for lecture and reading#i get the hyperfixations my guy i really and truly do#BUT I STILL RESENT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR THIS ONE#i finally get why luis loved this shit so much too and im seeing more connections with re4 now and it feels like the cherry on top of it all#vern....just....SIGH....GIVE THE DON A CHANCE MAN#FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN WHO WILL BE IN YOUR CARE#YOU KNOW...YOU JUST...MAKE ME...GRRRHFHFHHDJDJ!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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necromycologist · 6 months ago
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JUST FINISHED LOCKWOOD AND CO IM GONNA MISS THEM SM 😭
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99probalos · 1 year ago
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i love that rich is a gamer so much. peepaw's steam account has 136 hours on xcom. pawpaw evans and his rgb dual cooling set up with raytracing capabilities
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tetzoro · 21 days ago
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this song has been stuck in my head All Day !! & i forgot to bring my headphones to work so now i am going to listen to it a milli times !!!
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got-ticket-to-ride · 1 year ago
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I've reread Come and Go With Me a fanfic by distinguished_like 5 times now but this scene always makes me laugh
“But there’ll be a bus stop lingering around – we’re coming up to one now, see. A metal roofed one, look.”
“…John, that’s a bin.”
“No, that’s a bus stop.”
“John… that’s a bin.”
“That’s too fuckin’ big to be a bin, Paul.”
“John, it’s a big metal one, you dolt. Look, it’s got piles of wood inside it; ye’ can see them peeking out of the top!”
John squinted out into the street, and the closer they got to the object, the wider John’s eyes got with gradual realisation. “Oh.”
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cherryatombomb · 2 years ago
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people pleaser soap with ghost who has never cared about anyone's opinion about him and those around him since he was like. 15. soap who will speak up for himself in a formal setting but often allows people to make him the butt of jokes because he doesnt want to ruin anyones fun, with ghost who will either death glare them or ask why its funny. when they fail to explain why and kind of scurry off soap is just so confused as to why hes being defended like that (not that hes against it necessarily)
maybe theyre at a bar and someones approaching soap and making them uncomfortable and hes just sticking with it because he doesnt want to hurt anybodys feelings, and ghost just straight up threatens them to leave or theyll get hurt and theyre RUNNING away
soap whos so relieved that someones listening to him even if he doesnt Need to be protected, it still... feels nice
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