#i look like an idiot

[konigsmissedbeltloop]

“secrets” …… okay i have a secret to share with you and ONLY you (you will post this and everyone will know)

sometimes when i daydream too hard i make facial expressions or laugh… then i stop bc i feel so embarrassed.. 😞

naH bc i do the same thing and when im drawing i look like im having a fucking stroke to try and get the expression right (and damn right i'll post this so everyone can know >:D)

[de-constructmybones]

Platform flipflops, pyjama pants and an old stained oversized twenty one pilots shirt that is the look for today. I am tired and just wanna chill but no one lets me.  

[kogetaikid]

Aight, I’m getting a little bored of Deltarune. Im not leaving the fandom tho. I might just finish playing Omori while I wait for chapter 3 of Deltarune to come out. And maybe even replay Undertale and check for some GASTER Easter eggs I missed

Also, I’m not joking around anymore. I’m finally gonna do it. I’m FINALLY gonna open up art commissions!

Expect more info this Friday! (Oh, and enjoy me petting my Napstablook pumpkin)

Lastly, I Might post some pages for one of my original projects called D!0X!D3 this Thursday!

Don’t know what it is (well I barely talk about it so of course damn well you don’t know what it is) here :)

D!0X!D3 (pronounced “Dioxide”): ANARCHY AGAINST CONTROL. On an alien planet called Epicland, and abandoned child called Melanie gets adopted into an anarchist society called Syr-Ko’s Children Anarchist Society! (SKCAS for short). No adults allowed, you get kicked out when you’re 30. In this society, children run the game, with a plan to eliminate the ones who control us and make their world r0b0t!c. You’d wonder to yourself:

“WH0’S THAT L!TTL3 R0B0T FR3!ND 0F Y0URS, K!DS?!”

Here’s some concept art (I know some of this is recycled from my other posts, but I want to give some context to them)

I hope I don’t look like an idiot posting this!

PS: except some Deltarune fan art by Friday :)

[pikelandavenue]

tumblr refrain from automatically adding "#Youtube" to linked youtube video posts challenge PLEASE

[crispfried]

Walmart be like "get your gifts for mom" and then proceeds to show an ad for a vibrator

[gumiebearolicious]

I’ve been trying to look cis passing for 4 years and I finally did…..then the hair dresser gave me a Karen hair cut completely detransitioned me in 20ish minutes

Yes it is that bad

[kalkoen-uit-de-oven]

I have no idea how to change my pfp

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[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[uraniumfeline]

Every time I enter the dmv I forget all my information it’s really amazing

[npdpwnatious]

we look really stupid here. you just have to pretend that the hair options on that picrew weren't mainly just flat/non-curly hair ...

anyways ! awesome sauce ... no tags since , well , we don't know who to tag !!

Let's all be in a TV show!!!

> Do this quiz

> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)

> tag ppl

> profit.

Tags (/nf ofc):

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @punkrockinchair @theplushiesystem @coded-pup @florasolarsystem + ANYONE else who wants to join

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[idiotwithanaccount]

the indignity of sitting on the train with one eyebrow and a fake moustache

[thornsnvultures]

literally wearing a headlamp to sew this strap onto the crochet bag I made because the bulbs on the lamp by my desk went out

[arttsuka]

I made @wolfythewitch 's fox Bill design out of polymer clay

It's pretty thin (so thin I'm afraid it'll snap in half anytime I lift it)

Front and back side:

[lesbianshepard]

tag where you're from if you answer and reblog