#i like me a beard what can i say
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all that being said i will confess i didn't well and truly fall in love with dean, or more specifically jensen, physically until last year 🤐 that doesn't mean i thought he was ugly or anything but he'd never been my type despite everyone thinking he was the last cookie on earth
...well now i do too, so that's character development i guess, though truthfully i think compared to what most people think, i prefer him with the longer hair and the beard the most
#*#i like me a beard what can i say#i'm also older so my type has grown and expanded#and i love dean but sometimes the hairstyle isn't my thing#is that a controversial thing to say. hashtag sorrydeangirls
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a whole bunch of teds (and beard) doodles ive been accumulating from the server
#ted lasso#ted lasso fanart#can yall see how much i still love this man 😭😭#coach beard#i got more but theyre like. yea 👍#everytime i dont know what to drawi m just like hmm im gonna doodle ted :3#its just me and my inconsistent ass lineart size#pn.art#i also got another version of that first drawing tbh#ALSO ALSO. i got another ted tum drawing i really like BUT ITS. UM. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY SUGGESTIVE#RICHMOND PPL YALL KNOW WHICH ONE IM TALKING ABOUT
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his fuckass loafers im losing it
#snap chats#ill take like ninety personal screenshots once he's available in-game i just ripped this from a skin showcase vid#see i dont totally hate the beard anymore now that its been rendered and i can see it better. id still prefer clean but whatever#he kinda cute all regal an lookin like rudolf from fire emblem he makin me giggle a lil 🥰 ok ill stop idk what came over me#they didnt wanna put him in chanel boots they knew i woulda made a comment .....#anyways. I CANT BELIEVE I GET WANDA AND MAGS SKINS FOR MY BIRTHDAY LIFE IS SO GOOD#my brother is not being subtle in the slightest in saying he'll get me the battlepass despite my protests so. LOL 💀#the past three weeks he be like So What Do You Want For Your Birthday 👁️👄👁️#and then we find out the skins dropping my birthday and he be like SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY 👁️👁️👄👁️👁️#LIKE GO AWAY STOP that so diabolical both of them are dropping this week tho .... i thought id have more time but no#marvels trying to kill me. beautiful woman and her cunty father thats so fucked up#i wish i could say this means i should play wanda more but the guilt id feel picking dps when 90% of the time we'd need a tank or support#just gotta bet he fastest hand in the west and have no guilt and pick dps ig ervkLEAJEAKL#anyways. im gonna go back to work FOCUS YOU FUCKER
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#mom asked me to cook breakfast so I made the usual but for some reason it's too salty apparently#(it doesnt)#so now she's telling me that I'm a failure followed by a bunch of sermon on why I should leave my job and get married to a girl and#shave my beard and don't eat anymore so I can actually be happy and not useless#(apparently I'm not happy now) and also says thank you mockingly. Great mom#what a fun trip#also ive been telling them can we go to this specific shop i wanna see if i can find cheaper steam deck there and they all start getting#angry on me on how selfish i am for just asking that#and how i dont care about my mom because my mom isnt interested on used game stores#like what the fuck#i paid all of the tickets for her here why the fuck am i not allowed to go to where i want#pissing me off#i wanna go homeeeeee#honestly im not excited about this trip no more i just wanna go home and just go back to work and then at night i draw and play ffxiv#the only one excited i have is disneyland on the last day but i can think of several ways they ruin it too#my mom definitely will be like im tiredd go find a chair and so i have to wait for her#i hate this trip
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local man haunts (me) open practise yet again more news at 11
#txt#what an experience#i didnt go alone this time which means shenanigans heightened by 20#and by that i mean we were by the glass drinking mate (that security thankfully let us bring in)#and ___ kept going (lifts mate up to the glass) quieres? to all the players that skated by#and i had to just go STOP THAT#and they went they dont want our mate hmph what do they know about mate and i went. well thats the thing. they dont 😭😭#theres was a bunch of kids next to me which meant a lot players over to our side and ekky trucked over#and knocked the glass w his stick on a driveby and scared the shit out of me I ALMOST DROPPED MY MATE he had this shit eating grin#maffhew also kept doing little toodle-loo waves at the kids behind him it was so cute 😭😭😭#but anyways i think its so funny ___ kept focusing on ekky too and i didnt realise why until they just drop the bombshell of#“they remind me of your brother” and i went “DONT FUCKING SAY THAT WHAT THE FUCK MAN DONT SAY SUCH SACRILEGE”#the rest of the convo was in spanish and i dont know how to like fully convey 🇦🇷 banter in eng but it roughly went#“no he does. he has the same dumb face when he starts shit (because he kept bodily bumping into boqy and forsy)#the same 'was that me? did i do that?' troublemaker face. hes a shit stirrer but never answers to it. hes sleazy in that way.#he has the same beard too dont you see it“#and then i promptly spent the whole time going god he is just like my older brother oh this is a horrifying revelation oh god#anyways they kept saying look at his dumb face look at it just like your brother the whole time in spanish when he crept near#and i had to go SHUT UP PLEASE HE CAN HEAR YOU to which they snorted and went you said its fine if we spoke spanish here theyre not gonna#understand us and i was like OKAY BUT IM SURE 11 YEARS HERE HES GONNA PICK UP#SOMETHING AND WE KEEP CURSING SO FOR MY SAKE CAN YOU SHUT UP#mikksy and schmidty were super playful with eo. tuomo ruutu kept messing w mikksy. and ekky was like a damn bumper car bumpin everyone#maffhew ofc was very dramatic when he couldnt get a goal in against knighter and he did the horse headshake in front of us#and i went “you can tell whos number 19 because hes the most dramatic person on the ice always”#ekky was super vocal i know he wanted to practise against the empty net but aj was practising tipins and he goes#MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. and aj so confused just moves like ???#and ekky notches one in goes over to him and waves his glove at him to move#also dmen + lundy were practising on my side of the ice afterwards (lundy ekky uvis kuli. kuli was practising solo. lundy was feeding ekky#for some slapshots uvis got some passes in with them) and anyways i did not fucking realise swaggy was still out because i was so focused on#the dmen until he shot a puck straight at my face and like man i know its not personal but damn did it feel personal with the lookback
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fanart is so hard to draw. stupid characters having stupid details that are out of my stupid comfort zone AAAAAGH
#ITS A STRUGGLE#at least pretty much everything is stuff i already wanted to learn but had just been putting off for whatever reason (procrastination) but#first cotl making me draw furries. and then animal crossing making them more complicated (tom nook's nose confused me)#then gravity falls making me draw old people. and now in dbh i am facing the struggle of Markus's subtle facial hair because i cant get away#with just doing a gradient that goes halfway up the face like i did with gravity falls. because it wouldn't look right trust me ive already#tried out of sheer desperation it was horrible#AGH#and then theres the whole thing of translating other styles into yours. especially when thise styles have vastly different levels of detail#compared to yours so you have to decide what kind of details to add and what kind of details to get rid of and AAAAGHHGHHH#also dbh characters having no bangs. most of them anyway#PLEASE bangs are the only thing that can hide how bad i am at hairlines!!!!!!!!#but at least that part is easy to learn. i can draw connor. hes the easiest dbh character to draw probably#hank seems like he'll have easier facial hair than Markus considering hes got an actual beard and also the fact that i will be a lot less#scared if making him look old because well. he is old#i mean hes only the same age as my dad but like..#he looks old. all his hair is gray. unlike my dad. only half my dads hair is gray#anyways point is im grateful for how much drawing characters that are Not Mine has improved my art but its so difficult#i need to draw my ocs...... and then I'll get back to Markus#i say that as if i haven't been drawimg my ocs all day anyways#rambling in the tags#artist
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We live in a world where Echo is real but not Carl Hendricks... fuck this stupid gay world.
nah i saw that man when i went to go see my folks out in tbe boonies see
#cliff finally answers#theunstablejester#also i went to school w/ at least 5 different ppl like him#the characters r written w/ v real personalities and ignoring him being a goat#i also can say ive met several guys who look lie him#so hes real if u can find him#also fucked up that whats on his head is a beanie that shit looks like a durag#and i can say that confidently considering im wearing one right now.#like fr if u meet a fat black guy with a beard. thats carl. i know plenty. and one i know is bisexual of u need me to hook u up-
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So if Outlaw, Python, and Felix were stuck in the Tier 3 security stuff for 3 months did they have like
food?
I mean, it could have had them in some kind of stasis, but Michael said you could 'get trapped for years and die', so I'd assume that means there's still some sort of passage of time so is there like. Is there a fridge? Do they transport all the food in? Do they have Tier 3 DoorDash? Is there some kind of Fast Food system in there, à la the Pentagon KFC, like...?
And for that matter are there bathrooms? Like somewhere with a regular toilet, that's probably easy enough, but are there showers or were these people hanging around for 3 months unbathed?
And 3 months of hair growth too, which would be something like
≈ 1-2 inches/2-5cm, and depending on how long their hair was prior, this is either Extremely Noticeable or Entirely Unnoticeable, not to mention the potential for facial hair (though i refuse to believe Outlaw can grow a beard lmao, the other 2 might)
I just wonder how the meetup after went, for all sides of this excursion like
Felix had an appointment with some Ty before this (that he straight up just ditched lmao), and obviously the Compound is used to this type of thing, but if the other Ty's truly didn't know what was going on, it's still gonna be out of nowhere and a little bit confusing like
I'm imagining Ty trying to find where the hell Felix went, only for Felix to show up, hair slightly longer, also now w/beard, smells real bad, vhs in hand, slightly delirious
and Outlaw meeting up with Tex again, one of 'em needs a hair trim, the other got a leg trim, and they both definitely need a bath
and then Python... well, he's just living up to the Crust Punk name. Honestly, out of all of 'em, feels like the least likely to look noticeable different lol, but still quite an experience all around
But then they could also have looked exactly the same! Who knows!!
Anyways
#this started as a post about food and then rapidly devolved into hair. idk how#anyways no one will ever convince me that Outlaw/Ty as a whole can grow a beard.#i dont care what anyone says. i dont care what dylan himself says. in my mind the most that man can get is some scraggly little patches#even after several months. to even get anything close to a good full beard would take like. a couple years lmao#anyways#w.bg#woe.begone#w.bg spoilers#woe.begone spoilers#w.bg felix#outlaw ty
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i think itd be so awesome if icould be a man
#i mean yeag i am a man already. gender is made up i can be whatever i say#but i wanna know what it's like to live without any doubt#i wanna know how itd be different if all the people around me saw me as a man#i wanna grow a beard and i wanna worru aboit keeping it presentable and i wanna wear a pretty tie every day without looking out of place#i want a cool name that feels like mine#i wanna have a deep voice like all the guys on tv#i jnow none of these things actually define gender but i wanna know what ird be like to fit in#<-cornball alert#leo moment
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in light of tedtrent becoming so real, im also jumping on the tedtrent epilogue 😊
there's just no way ted wouldn't keep in touch with the others (and have weekly zoom meetings just like in the christmas special) and I just love the thought of the whole team having reunions once in a while.
and going back to trent's arc in s3, the sunflowers conversation, "And your daughter?" "She's never been happier." I think it could go the same for ted.. we've never really properly saw how henry felt about his dad being in london, it's always other people that told ted his son misses him, who's to say henry would rather see his dad happy because that in turn would make him happy too? he was there to win the whole thing, right? I just know ted’s story isn’t done yet when he still hasn’t learned to let others take care of him in return and who else to pair him with than the man who blew up his career because a man was nice to him (and also because they were so. so cruel for the fakeout tedbecca scenes for that finale) 🥺
I'm no writer so just pretend these are snapshots of a slow burn fic where ted visits london for their team reunion and slowly realizes that trent has a crush on him and they kiss about it 💛
#ted lasso#trent crimm#tedependent#ted lasso fanart#tedtrent#ted x trent#I HAVE SOOOOOO MUCH MORE THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS BTW its just that its 4am rn and i cannot type down my thoughts for the life of me </3#im just so not over that ending and how weird it felt for ted to end his story like that.. not like he can turn back to michelle since#dr. jacob is right there.. i want this man to feel loved and cared for and actually have a place he knows he can call home and that was#richmond for me.. to the family we were born with. and to the family we make along the way etc etc etc#ted lasso spoilers#<- FORGOT ABOUT THAT.#i can finally say i loved the ending for all the callbacks and stuff but I NEED THIS MAN TO BE HELDDDD!!!!! *everything explodes around me*#he even went back there WITHOUT BEARD :( his bestfriend for sooo long who was there for all their ups and downs. i dont like beard and jane#being together but the fact ted didnt even go to their wedding too like ...??! what is going onnnn#also graying lasso is just something so indulgent for me . hush#pn.art#JUST YKNOW!!! I HOPE YALL UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING ITS REALLY REALLY LATE I PROBABLY SHOULDVE WAITED TILL LATER TO POST THIS BUT JAHJVAKDG#my memory is really bad too so i could also be misremembering scenes and im too eepy to check the scenes i had in mind so u_u#ALSO apologies that its taking me sooo long to draw things i recently joined a mc server and ive been playing it all day and night HFSJGFSH#im sooo scared of making these type of posts because i dont have the balls to make the wrong choices in other people's eyes but GRAAH!!!!!#<- i love tedtrent bUT WHAT IF PEOPLE THINK IM CRINGGGEEEE!!!!!#THATS ALL.... i have more drawings in mind that ill get around to later.. for now goodnight <3
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im forcing you all to look shady-car-salesman erik
[What If Magneto Had Formed The X-Men With Professor X?]
#snap chats#DUDE WHAT IS THAT. I SCREAMED#also before any of you go read this dont it's so nothing. the title LIED it's the most nothing story ive read so far#thankfully this is only a one shot but man. i shouldve listened in that This Is Isn't Worth It#this is literally the only time erik's in the whole thing too btw bar a prologue recapping what happens in the og timeline#im so deadass like he also shows up in some bg shots but thats literally it he says nothing else beyond this page#'what if magneto formed the xmen with charles' god yeah what if. i sure wouldve loved to read that.#'what if they formed the xmen' genuinely yeah how did they do that. can we see that PLEASE.#the only perceivable difference is that erik lives at the x mansion and Probably isnt terrorizing people. and has this god forsaken look#i rescind my statement he's terrorizing ME with that beard and. //gestures everywhere else//#he looks like he's going to try to scam me into buying a shitty ferrari i cant ill take the viking beard just not this#also i think gaby and erik are just. inexplicably married????? they never cover that ???? thats just a thing to vaguely acknowledge#they dont even say it there's a book that's credited as 'erik magnus lehnsherr' and 'gabrielle haller lensherr' like ok. what.#they dont even properly tell us why eriks here or like. how erik and charles find the xmen. or why gaby's here vjeALKJEK#LIKE COOL HI GABS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE she's a mutant now. forgot about that. ???????????????#the weird plot did distract me from. Whatever This Is but now im focusing on it again and im dying#i think what's really killing me is the earrings like oh my god. wow ok. wow...... terrible choice !#if i squint i can imagine the ponytail's gone from his side profile and it's a lil better but ...... jljalKjalJA#anyway i said id read every xmen comic and. regretting some choices but we ball#for now im gonna go wind down ... maybe doodle a bit who's to say ..
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finished two seasons of ted lasso ün less than a week and im almost through s3 too 😭😭
#.me talk#im on my football roll lately and i finally had time to watch it!!#i liked s1 more than s2 and now s3 is going great tbh#they just signed zava so im excted to see how theyre gonna use the character#you might expect some. fanart. maybe???#i def wanna draw keeley she's the ebst character i love her#my other faves are dani jan and coach beard 😎#i love roy kent too :)))#OK you knew that was coming#i love gruffy speaking englishman what can i say#men*
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Davy appreciation post for no other reason than I adore him💕💕 I love the variety of his facial expressions, and how he can pull off both soft and smug looks so well. Just look at him how can you not want to smother that face in kisses!
#it's monster loving hours apparently#funnily enough I actually kind of suck at recognising/interpreting facial expressions in real life#but I guess if you have hundreds of screenshots to stare at and examine for a considerable time you learn a thing or two#also posting these kind of as an outlet bc I'm incredibly stressed right now since I only have a week left to hand in my thesis concept#and I'm not done yet ._. it's not even that I dislike my topic but the whole thing feels so big and ominous that I'm just frozen in fear#life would be good if it wasn't for that😞#in this way I'm just desperately clinging to Davy (and my other f/os) bc they genuinly help me to somehow not panic and keep my sanity#literally I just want to bury my face in Davy's beard while he's holding me <3#potc#davy jones#f/o: 🐙#self ship#fictional other#f/o appreciation#monster lover#<- maybe I'll regret using tags like this but what can I say apparently I am one
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SO i finally got around to starting gomens 2
#i am only on ep3 so idfk whats even going on#it goes back and forth between being capital S silly and hitting me over the head with a mallet#like it feels like fanfiction but its still fun so fine by me. i am getting fed#will say i TREMENDOUSLY enjoy job era crowleys stupid fucking beard. he can do whatever he wants actually#he speaks#good omens#good omens 2
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i would type a big ol' paragraph about jane and beard's relationship but I also can't be bothered so tis staying in the ol' noggin
edit: did it anyway lols
#let's just say it's not as crazy as everyone is making it out to be#yes jane is insane#but so is beard#dont get me started on the word toxic#basically yes their relationship is all sorts of unhealthy#but like just cos its on a tv show doesnt mean everything needs to be fine and dandy#yeah they got married#yeah they stayed together#objectively we know that probably isnt healthy#but beard is in love with the woman#he didnt sleep for 3 days#we know that and that's his decision#she loves him in her own weird way too#i understand how relationships can be toxic as much as the next person and sure this is an example#but what you gonna do?#sometimes that happens#sometimes that's just how it goes#my main point is. just cos it's a fictional tv show doesnt mean everything needs to be fine and dandy#beard's happy so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#and ted not going to the wedding.#Brendan's answer is spot on#you dont have to go to someone's wedding to be their best friend#some people don't see weddings as the huge things that they are#and that's fine#Brendan's answer was a perfect summary of friendships and more specifically ted and beard's friendship#also while im at it#ted going to kansas is also fine#doesn't erase his progress#if you ask me hes made a fuck ton of progress#oh look im out of tags. guess thats all ill be saying on the matter. peace
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ok now that I'm already yapping about this topic can I just mention the truly batshit insane time the girlies were debating dianna in the server and someone mentioned lea and a discussion started about her being gay (because everyone is gay, obviously) and when I mentioned lea is racist one of the member's response was "she's just a messy person :("
#I never mentioned this here cause I was afraid of backlash#but now that I've blocked like two thirds of this fandom I'm almost certain they won't even see this#but yeah. that was the last straw for me actually lmao#being actively there and seeing all the fucking crazy stuff people would say was already making me get the ick#but that conversation was just the peak of my ''almost every single person here is insane'' realization lol#and that was like 3 years ago? or 2?#after that I was still a lowkey gaylor for a while#until I realized all of taylor's ''signs'' and ''tips'' were simply her being completely detached from reality lmao#like what's more likely. that taylor has fucked every single women she's ever met#or that she's just tone deaf/detached from real world struggles and thinks she's as tortured as someone who suffers homophobia#place your bets!#and yeah pull all of the times I said I was an avid believer that joe was a beard. I know I said that#but that's cause he had absolutely no rizz and I thought taylor had higher standards lmao#you can judge my 19 year old self. I'm judging her too#there will always be weird moments in taylor's history that make me do the dog with a raised eyebrow meme#but after everything that went down with matty#I just think it was all a huge coincidence that boils down to taylor being completely unaware of her own actions tbh
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