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so usually in the theatre company i’m with we’ll pick one monologue from the actual play to audition for each role, and then one from another piece of media that has, like, a similar Vibe. this is generally good fun. however. nothing could have prepared me for receiving a random 2am text from my co-director informing me she has ‘a monologue from ratatouille for antony’
#i’m obsessed with her mind.#directing this thing will either fix us or make us much worse#i think every production team needs an ‘obsessed with making cut and altered lines still fit the meter’ person.#and another person who says things like ‘ratatouille antony’#he speaks#last term i had to read donkey from shrek as an audition piece fyi
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genitive plural stays cunty
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spin the wheel for a genre!
#fairy tale#uh i feel like it’s kind of an atout knowing what general rules to obey#(help the little old woman. be mindful of exact words. don’t go in the forest unless you absolutely need to.)#but i feel like there is still a distinct chance of getting horrifically dismembered or cooked into stew or something#like it might be a german fairy tale for all i know#so i’m trying my hardest but what the fuck#rb games
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we as a society should get back into absinthe
#it’s just so nice to watch the water drip in#last time i had some i got a massive gushing nosebleed. would recommend.
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what if i went blond again like would that be fucked up or what
#i technically am blond. or well i was. haven’t seen my natural colour in like 7 years#i would probably regret bleaching it but i’m CURIOUS#he speaks
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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
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first base is wound tending second base is hand touching
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car full of apples in azerbaijan by david fielke
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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now this is an ancient greek word i can really get behind
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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
#flour dumplings with bacon and apple sauce…….#and ofc the almighty potato pancake. also with apple sauce#we probably have dishes that don’t include apple sauce too#rb games
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The New Bracelet, 19th century, by Frans Verhas.
Countess Alexander Nikolaevitch Lamsdorff, 1859, by Franz Xaver Winterhalter.
Summer Idleness: Day Dreams, 1909, by John William Godward.
Lady in Violet, 1874, by Pál Szinyei Merse.
Portrait of a Lady, c. 1570, by Alessandro Allori.
A Lady in a Lilac Dress, 19th century, by Władysław Czachórski.
That Was a Piedmontese, 1862, by Arthur Hughes.
A Gust of Wind, by Gaetano Bellei.
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Morning Still Life , Moka Pot and Spider Plant - Catherine Hérbert , 2024.
Canadian , b. ?
Oil/ print
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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies
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