#i laughed for a solid 5 minutes

[cutieclangen]

Moon 5

Hoooo boy, a busy moon! I have so many LORE THOUGHTS and KNOWLEDGE. What's going on, Sanddapple? 👀

But look at the BABIES. WEE BABS. I love them all so much, especially with their tragic backstory

STINKBUTT. STINK. BUTT. Yes, that's really her name, and yes, she really did choose to keep it. My grumpy old lady. I'd be grumpy too if my name were Stinkbutt, but I mean she chose to keep it so you go girl. She's the prettiest marked cat in the clan and her name is Stinkbutt. I love it here

Inkstripe and Crowheart drama?? I know most of you probably forgot about Inkstripe since he has been determined to be a Background Character but apparently he got pissy about that fact :]

After next Moon update I'll post Moon 6 Allegiances and open up character asks!! So get yer thinkin' caps on because you'll be able to ask any cat 3 moons or older questions in the next week or so c:

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[itsscottiesstark]

My best friend, reading my WIP and relating to something Aziraphale did: A.Z. Felt.

I have to say I'll be using that on a regular basis from now on.

[ao3isthehomogod]

Sound familiar?

[whyshouldilistentoyou]

Yall I was today years old when I figured out what Chester from Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2 was saying when he called it a “BS USB”. So many years of life WASTED because I was too stupid to understand.

[rainbow-neko-artblog]

Ur posting SLURS on main???!?!? :0 Unacceptable! >:(

✨💥CRINGE BLAST!!!💥✨

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Marauders era as things me and my friends said- part 3

*see a straight couple making out*

Evan : Ew can they not?

Barty:Dude!

Evan: What?

Pandora: That’s rude

Evan: I’m not being a hater

Evan: just hetrophobic

Dorcas: Actually, Valid

Regulus: Like, they can do that but why push that in our faces?

Evan: So rude

*continues eating chips*

[xdeewolfx]

is this anything

[triglycercule]

at the beach so we pullin out the mtt beach headcanons GO

horror buys one of those cheap diving kits with goggles and flippers and always ALWAYS challenges killer to races

killer always accepts because he thinks he can beat horror (he loses EVERY time. horror's just too fast with those damn flippers)

dust goes up to random people's beach chairs when they're away and sits in them and then when they come back he sees how long he can gaslight them into thinking that was his chair from the start

while horror is napping killer and dust will fill up his skull with sand. he doesn't wake up until they're like 75% done

dust likes to fully submerge himself in the water and then pop up and jump scare killer (killer always gets scared no matter how much dust does it)

dust tried to scare horror with this prank but then he was pushed underwater and forced to eat the wet watery sand by horror

dust and horror don't play around with sand around killer's chest because his soul is near that area and killer VISCERALLY hates sand on his soul

killer can mix his eye goop with sand and it creates a toxic determination sand bomb that will literally knock a bitch out

dust will still wear papyrus's scarf even while underwater and then complain about how wet it is

killer will see a boat in the distance and bet that he can swim there with dust and horror. dust and horror end up losing a LOT of money once the boat comes back to shore with killer on board

horror doesn't eat his popsicles like a normal person. he waits for them to melt and then licks the melted juice and dust and killer shit on him SEVERELY for this

dust is such a heavy sleeper that horror and killer had enough time to build a sand grave for him and host a fake funeral service before he woke up. then they pretended he was actually dead when he woke up (it took all of horror's willpower not to laugh)

whenever one of those airplanes with posters attached fly over the beach dust always shoots a bunch of bones at the poster to poke holes in them

killer would build a giant dick and threaten kids to come over and look at his sculpture with his knife. then when the kid sees it killer orders them to tell their parents all about "the long schlong". he doesn't even kill the kids it's just to freak them and the parents out

dust doesn't help out while the set up the tents/chairs. horror has to do all the work and killer tries to help but then just ends up breaking something. but dust helps carry all the bags and chairs to and from the beach and car :3

killer brings horror as far out as he can in the water and then tells him to look underwater (connected to the first headcanon where horror has goggles) and then it turns out that killer took off his shorts and is flashing the fish. horror bursts out laughing underwater and almost drowns and then killer has to save him butt naked while trying to hold onto his shorts

when they finally wash off all the sand at the showers by the beach horror is the only one to really wash off the sand. dust doesn't wanna subject papyrus's scarf to anymore water (hc 8) and killer doesn't trust the shitty water pressure to get all the sand out of his joints

at the end of it they went to this nice seafood place and watched the beach while eating peacefully. and then on the ride home horror and killer slept like rocks (dust had to drive)

[lorstandian]

legitimately the worst thing to ever happen to me in pvp was being on my druid alt and being stuck at sea in ashran where we all kept just teleporting back into the sea due to 'going out of bounds' but for some reason the teleport spot was in the middle of the fucking ocean.

literal pear wiggler experience for me being trapped with a dk and dh. play pvp they said itll be fun they said. NO ONE WARNS YOU ABT THIS TYPE OF SHIT?

[axinitewolf]

my contribution to the tbhk fandom

thank you for your time.

[invisibleblooky]

Things that aren't funny be real funny when you can't laugh

[redswaberkez]

transfering money from wherever to russia feels like a money launderig and I FEEL LIKE I WITH BESTIES ARE GONNA OPEN FUCKING OFFSHRES SOON

[blustarpilot]

Hmmm…

[pist0le]

Can I suck the strap so hard you feel it through the silicone?? Thanks!

sure but can i rant to you about the stages of decay first??💜

[sirennamedkore]

Something something the Seine something something laws something something local cop says fuck the police and comits a crime for the first and last time in his life

[spockvarietyhour]

Hey Sagan, gonna tease that Cosmos Prostate like this tonight!