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like to charge reblog to cast
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️
🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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My sister: If you could go back in time and participate in any historical event, what would it be?
Me, not even blinking and knowing damn sure she has no idea what I'm talking about: The Ides of March
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You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made
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Seeing Tumblr find such joy in preparing for the Ides of March warms my little classics-loving heart. It’s like a big group project
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Making the people you adore laugh is literally everything
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being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real
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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared
Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!
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fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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