I'm in constant need of a nap. (They/he/it)
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they really did make the throat to be vulnerable and easily wounded. some people would call this a design flaw but not those who can appreciate and understand like i.
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i flop around when people draw them like this
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sometimes your friend has a destructive mania episode and you gotta talk him out of it (aka blood frenzy meet blood cleric)
#wife art#AUGHGGHGG I LOV THEM#love birds#I hold them so so so gentle#aughffh throws up on the carpet#I love Eno. Sm
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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
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we like our men fruity as a cake and bitchy as a dog; or more specifically hypnos does. come get yo man.
#GIGGLJNG#YEAHHHHHHHHH#THE DREADED CRACKSHIP!#God#wife art#I love this sm#ur art ONCE AGAIN is bangin#someone cooked here#godddd I love these two so very much
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I think the meaning of life is eating good food in the company of people you love
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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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“I don’t want to die, I just don’t want to exist any more” sounds mild if you’ve never experienced it, but it is in fact a horrible, violent way to feel.
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