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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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Mr Wines night out
Bonus: walking in six inch heels while barely able to see on uneven cobblestones produced this.... suitable gait. (I was trying my best)
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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
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its almost 2025 we HAVE to do something about music
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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I must not doomscroll. Doomscrolling is the mind killer. Doomscrolling is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will put down my phone. I will permit the US election to pass over me and through me. Where the doomscrolling has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
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the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020
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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
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kinda just sitting in the corner of my store like this rn
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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses
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nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang
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If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress
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