Everyone's all like "oh Solomon is canonically a bad cook!" The infinitely funnier option is that he actually is a good cook and every just overreacts because it's a weird mix of human world food and Devildom food. Man's been around for thousands of years you think he'd subject himself to shitty food for that long without learning to cook
"Oh but he says recipes are suggestions!" How do you think new dishes are created. Solomon is probably responsible for half the different types of human world food
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A Thought:
As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.
However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.
The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.
Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*
Other sorcerers:
AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET
IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON
I'D FEEL PISSED TOO
like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????
merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler
you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that
goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.
and then, and then
you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"
merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???
it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.
"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+
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Related to the DJ Octavio and Acht comic I like to think that Octavio tends to remember people who make an impression... he knows a lot of the elites and definitely anyone on his wasabi supply unit... he probably heard about Marina long before he met her... Acht was a delinquent and flunkie and slacker and you might think this wouldn't make them that memorable but they were Marina's best friend and they also started making banger music which I think would be another qualification that could attract the DJ's attention...
Marina takes 2 seconds off The World Tour after hearing he's back on the Surface for good but before she's finished her secret project to drag Eight over to see him like DO YOU REMEMBER THIS OCTOPUS? because there is actually a very good and legitimate chance that he could. And then he takes a very long and thoughtful look at them and goes "no".
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got in a mood. Decided to look through my old art and find almost every picture of Doug and Caroline I've made in the past 6 years. (This is why it slowly gets worse /lh)
I still think my favorites are the ones I did for my birthday in two different years, aka the first two. The one of Doug playing guitar, aka the second one, is still a piece I really liked making.
Anyways. Thought with the fact that others are starting to enjoy this ship too, I should share what I made a long time back ^_^
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