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vvaanniii · 4 months ago
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the day that joe mcnamara becomes the new lesbian tv character crush reputation is the day im happy
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vampir3sfall · 2 years ago
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ngl while i got the concept of she/her gay men, i never really truly understood it until i watched good omens. both crowley and aziraphale r she/her gay men and you can't change my mind.
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norrisainz33 · 10 months ago
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Champ || MV33
☆ summary: Max is chasing down another wdc while his partner is competing for gold at the olympics
☆ pairing: max verstappen x olympian!reader
☆ fc: ilona maher
☆ warnings: some haters and mildly suggestive but other than that none
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ynuser: i’m on the road to paris 💙🏅🏉
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user1: yes y/n/n!!! you are THAT girl
yourbff: THATS MY BEST FRIEND
maxverstappen1: an unstoppable force 💪🏻
verstappencom: try not to say goat challenge failed
user2: y/n master class incoming
yoursibling: beauty, brawn AND brains 😫
user4: every 4 years i get possessed by a bald eagle and find the patriotism i never had. USA USA USA LETS GO Y/N
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maxverstappen1: the grind never stops! getting in some final reps before y/n heads off to paris 💪🏻🏅
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redbullracing: good luck at the olympics y/n!
user3: the way she’s lifting more than him,, iconic
user4: i’m foaming at the mouth something about the max gym pics get me
danielricciardo: hot
maxverstappen1: mate don’t talk about my partner like that
danielricciardo: max im talking about you
maxverstappen1: oh 🤭
ynuser: am i interrupting something?
user18: MAXIEL MAXIEL MAXIEL
ynuser: i’m going to miss you
maxverstappen1: bring me back that medal baby
ynuser: on it 💪🏻
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user14: max melts every time someone mentions y/n
user5: notice how his face lights up, oh he’s so down bad
user6: MAX IS SO WIFEY MATERIAL
user8: wife? what is he.. a girl?? like ik his gf looks like a man but? this is ridiculous redbullracing
user6: did you see the part where max got offended?? yeah i didn’t either gtfo of here
user9: user8 just because she’s strong doesn’t make her less feminine. good bye loser
user10: a man can be a wife stfu!! also y/n is perfect do not even try me
user12: MAX AND Y/N ARE BOTH GOING TO WIN TODAY I JUST KNOW IT
redbullracing: that’s the spirit! 💪🏻
user14: making one of these for my partner rn
user99: whoever made this - i love you
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maxverstappen1: great job today by the team and everyone back at the factory. huge win on the board to close out the first half of the season (featuring a very important radio conversation). see you all in zandvoort!
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user24: max emilian the man that you are
charlesleclerc: congrats on p1 and for being the best olympic wife
maxverstappen1: thank you, i take my duties very seriously
user88: CHARLES
user55: lestappen crumbs
redbullracing: congrats on p1 max! that’s our world champion 💪🏻
landonorris: great race mate! we’ll keep up the battle in the second half 😉
maxverstappen1: we’ll see about that
ynuser: max 😭😭 you’re crazy i love you
maxverstappen1: i love you more
ynuser: not possible!
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maxverstappen1: y/n y/l/n - olympic gold medalist, best player in the world, love of my life and soon to be wife
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user44: WIFE RED ALEET WHAG DID HE HUST SAY
user99: THEY GOT ENGAGED?!?!
user65: Y/NMAX GIRLIES WE RISE
user88: when her teammates pointed him out in the stands and she almost fell to her knees (i’m sleeping in the road tonight)
redbullracing: congratulations on a hard fought win y/n 💙 the red bull fam is so proud
ynuser: my maxie, my world champ and my future husband 🤍
maxverstappen1: i love it when you’re possessive
landonorris: there are kids on this app
danielricciardo: YESSSS Y/N!! that’s our girl!
danielricciardo: p.s you gotta warn a man before you publicly announce things like this
charlesleclerc: no really max when were you going to tell us?
maxverstappen1: if you checked the group chat you would know
landonorris: daniel & charles there’s even photos in the gc 🤦‍♂️
user22: quick leak the photos lando im begging
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ynuser: i won gold in more ways than one! truly an unforgettable experience - congrats to the team and thank you to everyone who supported us on our journey. it looks like next olympic games i’ll be competing as y/n verstappen 🫶🏻🏅🇺🇸
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iamrebeccad: making history!! so glad we got to celebrate with you 💙
ynuser: my love , i’m so glad you made it to paris 💙
redbullracing: we’ve got two world champions now 💪🏻
user22: and one of them is not named checo LOL
user53: i know that’s right!
maxverstappen1: incredible team and an incredible effort!
maxverstappen1: you have inspired me in more ways than i can even express, congratulations mrs. verstappen 😍🤍
ynuser: thank you for the endless support mr. verstappen 🥹
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ynuser: when he flies out all the girlies to celebrate your success and your engagement 💅🏻🏅
tagged: carmenmundt, iamrebeccad, alexandrasaintmleux, lilymhe, lilyzneimer and maxverstappen1
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user20: the most iconic girl group im so jealous
user22: i want to be their friend so bad 😭
alexandrasaintmleux: so happy for you mon coeur
iamrebbeccad: there’s no place i’d have rather been
lilymhe: i am your biggest fan
lilyzneimer: i love love and you
carmenmundt: thanks for inviting us maxverstappen1
user99: max flying out all her friends omg
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a/n: another installment of olympic reader. love the olympics, love rugby so had to put them together and i v much feel like max would support tf out of his strong olympic girly.
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© norrisainz33: please do not rewrite, translate, or copy any of my works posted here on to any other platform
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hamilando · 10 months ago
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ੈ✩ watashi wa sutaa (smau) ੈ✩
pairing : charles leclerc x fem reader
summary : “you are my best friend!” “ I AM HIS WIFE !”
tw : suggestive, cursing
fc: Giselle from Aespa*she is so pretty-*
a/n : thank you so much to @xshazxx for suggesting this ! lysm 🫶🏻
·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚
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gisisyn me wondering what did the 10/10 baddie find in this gorilla looking man
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kikagnomes he is not that bad now 🫷🏻
kikagnomes I will steal his money and run away with you 🤭
gisisyn OMG, KIKA, MY LOVE * plays dramatic music*
pierreneedsgas keep your freaky japanese ass away from her
pierreneedsgas YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND
norizz and my wife 😮‍💨
lordperceval mine too 🤺
gisisyn and I -
gisisyn ALL THESE MEN FOR ME !?
gisisyn PIEEEEEEE CAN I DATE YOUR FRIEND
gisisyn for scientific purposes ofc
pierreneedsgas and you will get those eurpoean dick inside you for educational purposes ?
gisisyn DOCTOR, HE HAS ESCAPED
albono esteban made his brain rot
gisisyn estie-bestie follows me
albono FUCK WHY HAVE YOU SWITCHED ON THE SETTING
albono ITS NOT LETTING ME DELETE MY COMMENT
lilihye Alex, it was nice being your last love 🫶🏻
gisisyn I was joking 😚
albono i will kill you
lordperceval stay away from MY wife bro
pierreneedsgas charles, we need to talk, NOW
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gisisyn WATASHI WA SUTAAA🌟🌟🌟
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pierreneedsgas you look pretty
gisisyn DOCTOR HE IS OUT
pierreneedsgas what? It's just a compliment ?
gisisyn you have a fever or what ? you never anything good to me
pierreneedsgas HE DOES NOT !? HE IS GETTING HIS BALLS CUT
gisisyn kika...?
pierreneedsgas hi bbygirl 💌
kika.gnomes pls give me my account back
lordperceval I have money, success and looks, let's be stars together ?
maxtheax success in that red tractor ?
lordperceval tractors are only Mercedes
georgey you sure about that ?
hamsandwich it's ok, I get the best of both worlds 🤺
norizz you cut your hair bangs, let's bang in real life also
lordperceval dude, she is satisfied with my dick
pierreneedsgas CHARLES PERCEVAL LECLERC, THATS LITERALLY MY SISTER, CAN YOU STOP FLIRTING WITH HER
pierreneedsgas AND THIS IS PIERRE AND NOT KIKA
gisisyn aw.
pierreneedsgas stfu, even If I tease you, I will always protect you, I made that promise ❤️
gisisyn I will start crying
gisisyn fuck I am crying
gisisyn charlws I need help
lordperceval omw 🏃🏻
pierreneedsgas this better be a joke
gisisyn it's not-
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gisisyn my dad is french, my mum is japanese, my husband is monegasque, so I japrenchgasque ?
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pierreneedgas what the actually hell
pierreneedsgas charles, I am cutting off your dick
pierreneedsgas y/n? seriously ? without telling me ?
gisisyn hard launch ..?
pierreneedsgas did anyone know ?
norriz MEEEEE
chillsainz MEEE TOO
lordperceval they walked in on us
pierredneedsgas doing what exactly ? it better not include anything any touching
norizz IT INCLUDES LAP SITTING
chillsainz ALSO A COUCH
maxtheax and no clothes ?
gisisyn HOW DO YOU KNOW !?
pierreneedsgas y/n and charles. run.
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love-belle · 2 years ago
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today and tomorrow and every day after that !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them pretending as if they haven't already made it till forever.
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for when it'll be them today, tomorrow and then a day after that. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader
prequel - i should hate you ⋆·˚ ༘ *
warnings - language
author's note - it's 3am and im tired. thank u and i hope u like it <3
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yourusername his big wet eyes and loser personality have captivated me
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username STFU OMG
username NO WAY SHE POSTED HIM AFTER MONTHS FOR RADIO SILENCE
username GIRL WHAT
username kinda hypocritical of u to go back to ur ex after yelling at us to fuck him (figuratively)
-> yourusername sorry bb he cried until i gave in
-> maxverstappen1 stop spreading lies
username the way i js relaxed and it wasn't even my relationship like DAMN
username im a child of TOGETHER parents
username i need this
danielricciardo i better be the godfather of your vaginal demons
-> yourusername pls take back ur bf heidiberger_
-> heidiberger_ timeout. NOW.
-> maxverstappen1 why only HER vaginal demons. i helped too
-> danielricciardo yeah for like 2 seconds
-> yourusername STOP TALKING ABT MT VAGINAL DEMONS
-> yourusername oh god
-> username "i helped too" LMFAOAOAOAN WTF
maxverstappen1 this is cyber bullying
-> yourusername stfu i love those photos like fetus maximus ❤️
-> maxverstappen1 that's not my name and you know it
-> yourusername honestly u should he HONOURED that u share a name with maximus the horse 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
username who needs reality tv when u have this comments section
username everyday i discover something entirely new about this whole group and atp im not even surprised
username don't post me unless the caption is "his big wet eyes and loser personality have captivated me"
maxverstappen1 i don't have a loser personality
-> yourusername u wear skinny jeans
-> username gagged him
-> username no bc they need to GO
maxverstappen1 okay but i could be your loser boyfriend, you ever think of that?
-> yourusername ur already my loser husband wdym
-> danielricciardo GIRL
-> maxverstappen1 wow
-> yourusername oh
-> yourusername haha surprise people
-> username say what the fuck now
-> username istg if i find out that they're MARRIED after WEEKS of agony and pain i will riot
maxverstappen1 you suck at keeping secrets
-> yourusername u suck in general
-> maxverstappen1 real mature
username i'd die for them and they don't even know me
username WHATTHEFYCK
username i did not see this coming wtfff
username WHEN WAS THIS.
username no bc the fact that they STILL don't follow each other is HILARIOUS
username giggling rn he's so babygirl i love him
lilymhe run away with me
-> yourusername absolutely
-> maxverstappen1 aren't you MY wife
-> lilymhe divorce exists
-> yourusername she has a point
username im paralysed like WHAT DO U MEAN THEY'RE MARRIED
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maxverstappen1 something about how i'd marry you with paper rings and in this case, a string (or $1 rings from vending machine)
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maxverstappen1 i did not write the caption
-> maxverstappen1 y/n wrote this caption
-> yourusername i did not write this caption
username bitches be crying bc two people who do not know her at all are being cute and parents i am bitches
username she can spit on me
-> username she can ruin me actually
username nah ur not ginna distract us w this post WE NEED ANSWERS
-> username FRRRR LIKE WDYM UR HER HUSBAND
username pretty people (max and y/n) ruining it for the others (me)
username last slide made my heart crack
charles_leclerc i have heard you sing that little song to yourself. you wrote this caption.
-> maxverstappen1 i hope you like my rear
-> yourusername no bc he actually does
-> charles_leclerc i mean...
-> maxverstappen1 are we about to kiss right now?
-> alexandrasaintmleux does this mean......yourusername
-> yourusername babe come over ❤️
-> username what in the world is happening in this comments section
username everyday i wake up against my will and lose a part of myself knowing that my wife was snatched up by a vroom vroom mutation
username max it's ok to love ur wife!!!!!!!! we do too!!!!!!!!
-> maxverstappen1 she's not my wife. referring to her as such damages my reputation
-> yourusername i hope u like the doghouse
-> maxverstappen1 fun fact! we don't have a dog
-> yourusername new fact! now we do
-> maxverstappen1 uh
-> username i live for y/n terrorizing max every moment of the day
username nah my eyes are js overflowing with fluid im not crying 😂😂😂😂😂
username someone sedate me...........is max being romantic (?????????) on the main
username this is the peak of my existence
username lord what have i done wrong
danielricciardo as if you're not literally sitting on her lap right now
-> maxverstappen1 she tripped me
-> yourusername u literally told me that u would commit heinous crimes if i didn't let u sit on my lap
-> maxverstappen1 you tripped me
-> username i need to put his brain under a microscope and js SEE
-> username no bc how he goes from point a to point b needs to be scientifically studied
username don't mind me js going crazy over the fact that my parents MAY be married
yourusername u told me that i was the one who should propose
-> maxverstappen1 yes
-> yourusername and then snatched my ring and proposed to ME with MY ring
-> maxverstappen1 yes
-> yourusername yeah lemme js 🧠🔬
yourusername in any case, the answer would be fuck no ❤️
-> maxverstappen1 i'm calling christian and telling him that you're bullying his first driver.
yourusername IT'S A LOVE STORY BABY JS SAY YES!!!!!!!! (yes)
-> maxverstappen1 uh, i already asked charles_leclerc so...
-> charles_leclerc sorry
-> yourusername homwrecker
-> charles_leclerc there was no home to wreck
-> yourusername yeah i'll js sing boyfriend by dove cameron to alex instead
username this comments section is what keeps me up at night
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yourusername babygirl u are a very freak and strange. i am deeply in love with u. all jokes aside, we made it. i know we got married like weeks ago but marrying u like FOR REAL has been the most beautiful moment of my life. i wanna spend everyday with u, in this life and all the others. vegas was a trip but even then, it was perfect with u, the one i was marrying and as taylor swift said "i like shiny things but i'd marry u with paper rings" or in our case, $1 rings from the vending machine. i wanna go to museums with u and point to pictures with weird guys and say "that's u". i wanna dance in the kitchen with u. i wanna look back after decades at all these memories and laugh, knowing that my now-self made the best decision. i love u even if u have me saved as "DO NOT ANSWER ❌" in ur phone. i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce).
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username give me a minute. or a year
username hahahahahahaha PAUSE.
username no bc i missed the WHOLE BOOK instead of chapters
username and this is how they managed to break the f1 fandom
username PLEASE IM CRYING WHATCTYENFUCK
username they 😭 got 😭 married 😭
username IM CRYING WHATTTEYEGDHDJD
carmenmmundt all my love to both of you !! i love you and you deserve nothing but happiness 🤍 thank you so much for letting me be a part of your special day
-> yourusername carmen 🤍🤍🤍 u own my heart and thank UUUUUU for being a part of my big day
username "i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce)" y/n y/l/n how does it feel to be the most hilarious person ever 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤
username im in SHAMBLES rn what the fuck
username someone sedate me bc there's NO way this is real
landonorris good luck because he's with you till you decompose
-> maxverstappen1 i'll go with her into the afterlife too like who the fuck she trying to meet there
-> yourusername bold of u to assume you'd even get in
-> maxverstappen1 is this what married life is like???
username i am unwell
username "i wanna go to museums with u and point to pictures with weird guys and say "that's u"" THIS IS TRUE LOVE
username and adding onto my 262728292 reasons
username the caption has me shaking on the floor gasping for breath
username i have PRAYED for times like these
username FUCJ YESHSHHSJSJSJS
danielricciardo the best night even though i don't remember any of it
-> yourusername u tried to set our marriage certificate on fire saying "it's set in stone now"
-> danielricciardo doing god's work
-> username no bc y/nmax nation would be in RUINS if it weren't for daniel
username sobbing they're soooo parents now it's crazy
username i js woke up whatcthebfufk
username AHSHSJJKKSSKAKSJSJKS
maxverstappen1 never changing your contact name
-> yourusername this is so not sexie new husband of u
maxverstappen1 we look lovely
-> yourusername yes we do
maxverstappen1 mrs. y/l/n-verstappen
-> yourusername mr. verstappen-y/l/n
username YELLING THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
username screeching when will it be my turn
username never ever ever getting over this caption
username this will go down in history for YEARS to come
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maxverstappen1 never really did sappy posts but this means the world to me and i guess there's a first (???) time for everything. all i can say is that i truly cannot wait to spend all my days with you and go to sleep thinking that i can't wait to do it again tomorrow. and i think, there's nothing more lovelier than that. you once told me that i deserved the world, i hope we get to see it together. i wanna hear how your day was, today and tomorrow and every day after that. but before getting to all those tomorrows, here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment.
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username i can't cry im in class WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME
username no bc this is literally my last straw ENOUGH
username "here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment" THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE AND IT MADE ME SOB
username no bc he had no RIGHT to post this
username girlypop im still recovering from y/n's post give me 4-5 business years
username not cool max verstappen not COOL.
username tears are streaming down my face what the actual fuck
landonorris okay i shed a few tears
-> maxverstappen1 mate you were sobbing while giving your speech
-> landonorris I SUFFERED THE MOST OKAY
-> username no bc lando is their ACTUAL child of divorce
username this is ASTRONOMICAL like this is INSANE
username the bar is so high it js looks like a dash at this point
username everyone go home. max js won
-> maxverstappen1 winning on and off track
-> yourusername u cried when i beat u in mario kart
-> maxverstappen1 I CAN'T DRIVE
-> yourusername UR A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER
username further proof of if he wanted to he would
username "i truly cannot wait to spend all my days with you and go to sleep thinking that i can't wait to do it again tomorrow" js take me swiftly and now
username IN LOVE WITH THEIR WEDDING AESTHETIC LIKE IT EATS SO HARD
username i've prayed for times like these ❤️
charles_leclerc can't believe you would cheat on me
-> maxverstappen1 might just leave her for you
-> yourusername is this a bad time to tell u both that im already seeing someone???? alexandrasaintmleux
-> alexandrasaintmleux my angel ❤️
-> charles_leclerc wait a minute
-> maxverstappen1 now hold on
username live for men are unapologetically in love with their partners like there's nothing more sexy than that
username liar every single post abt y/n has been a sappy post
-> maxverstappen1 she holds me hostage every time
-> yourusername divorce papers look so sexy rn
username IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG JOURNEY Y'ALL WE MADE IT
username my babies ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
danielricciardo tell lando i'm the godfather
-> landonorris he WON'T because you're NOT
-> maxverstappen1 guys we don't even have a baby
-> danielricciardo obviously we're talking about the future. your swimmers ain't THAT competitive unlike you
-> yourusername BAHAHAHAHA PLEASE UR SO WRONG FOR THAT
-> maxverstappen1 and you're officially out of the godfather contestants
username need a documentary on this like my life depends on this bc it DOES
username i never will be moving on from this post
yourusername i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u
-> maxverstappen1 likewise
-> yourusername yeah i'll just
*yourusername deleted this comment*
yourusername ty
-> maxverstappen1 have a sense of humour
-> yourusername i married u what's funnier than THAT
-> username CLEARED HIM
-> username LFMSOAOAOAO
yourusername nice caption, wonder who edited it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
-> maxverstappen1 i don't know, this girl who follows me everywhere and calls me maximus
-> yourusername she sounds cute
-> maxverstappen1 yeah, she really is
yourusername nvm idgaf I LOVEEEEEE YOU
-> maxverstappen1 i love you more
yourusername husband
-> maxverstappen1 wife
username giggling rn im sooooo happy
username i will show this to my kids
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mangionebabymama · 1 month ago
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one last thought before I stfu
ex baby daddy lu, now your husband, is the best husband on earth. he'd be so domestic and caring, he never believed in splitting up house work chores even when you were living together before the babies, but when you're pregnant? oh god, you're surprised he lets you walk on your own legs!! he works, cooks, cleans, fixes stuff around the house, looks after your baby and takes such good care of you, he'd be so attentive and be present at every doctor appointment!!🥹🥹 he'd be so respectful of your needs and desires, he wouldn't push you for sex because he knows you're not really feeling like it but he would let you know how beautiful and sexy he thinks you are!!
and then one morning in your third trimester, you can feel your hormones changing, you wake up feeling a certain craving. and when you go to the kitchen the scene welcoming you doesn't help at all: lu, fresh out of the shower post work out, droplets of water falling from his curls to his broad chest (I'm thinking about his body in the drone pic), biceps flexing as he's holding your baby boy who looks so small in his big, strong arms, that exquisite V line ending in his shorts. you feel almost dizzy and he has no idea, as he tells your child "hey, mommy's up!" and he opens his other arm inviting you for a kiss to him and the baby. you try to eat breakfast without giving way to sinful thoughts but it's impossible, this man cooked breakfast for everyone and he's helping your child eat as they yap (lmao), he keeps rubbing your belly and the baby keeps kicking as a response because she's also already whipped for her daddy (I think it would make sense that you're expecting a girl, right?). he then helps your baby get ready for summer camp (not a sleepaway camp tho!!), and he tells you he'll go grocery shopping after he's dropped the baby off, you watch him put on a shirt and shoes, kiss you and your belly goodbye and go.
it's been 20 mins already since he left and you're trying not to think too much, pregnant sex is never nice anyway because your favorite positions are kinda uncomfortable and the baby bump gets too much in the way… but it is more pleasurable, you're more sensitive and your orgasms are so intense.. no, no it's too complicated. but you mind wanders, flashbacks of those mornings were it was just and lu and you weren't pregnant and he'd come home after his gym sessions early in the morning, muscles all pumped and you'd follow him in the shower, eyes barely open from just having woken up. then a whirlwind of memories, his kisses, his hands on your body, your hands on his body, bringing him closer, chest against chest, skin against skin, grunts, moans, pleasure… that's it. you grab your phone and you call him and he doesn't get the first "i need you", he thinks you just mean you need him to do something at home but the moment you're like "no, lu. I need you" this man is this 🤏 close to falling on his knees in the middle of the kids' cereal aisle. what do you mean his hot, pregnant wife is all hot and bothered for him and he's not there to take care of it immediately? the way this man would run home it's not even funny🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
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No, I’m begging you and pleading on my knees: please don’t ever shut the fuck up about your ideas, they’re so good and this right here omg him being so domestic and fatherly and husbandly all in one 😩😩😩😩 You don’t understand how many times I read this over and over before finally telling myself I had to sit down and actually respond. I NEED this bad omg
I’ll provide more of my thoughts separately, but for now, I think we can ALL agree that this man would just say, “Oh, fuck this” and would desert the cart and not even go and buy the groceries and instead run out the store to hurry back home to you
God, the way he’d be praising you and your body, caressing it, cooing in your ear, talking you through it—
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goldfades · 1 year ago
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✮ 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐦?, zegras' have more fun
♡ ─ summary | stass' new photo dump on instagram (plus imsg drama??)
♡ ─ warnings | nothing just some cussing, jack being a flirt and lukey being a simp LMAO
♡ ─ taglist | link to my taglist!
♡ ─ ev's notes | oooooo more drama???? again, PLSSSS SEND IN SOME THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PLEASE.
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stasszegras | live laugh love barcelona (sry jude bellingham) tagged: briesbagels, friend1, pchandler68, chloegrace333 octber 12th, 2022
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briesbagels | is this a soft launch parker??
↳ pchandler98 no it is not.
↳ chloegrace333 oh okay...
↳ trevorzegras bro has absolutely 0 game HELP
↳ stasszegras why is bro copying me?? since when do u say HELP
↳ pchandler68 shut up trevor
umichwsoccer | thats our girl🫡
↳ stasszegras 😤
nolan_moyle | future manager supports barcelona!!!!!!!! (whatever the hell that means)
↳ stasszegras ur funny but no, also barcelona is a club
↳ nolan_moyle wdym club
↳ trevorzegras bros gotten hit too many times in the head by a puck
↳ stasszegras this is why im not managering the hockey team
jackhughes | whos jude bellingham??? why are you sorry????
↳ stasszegras sigh...
↳ trevorzegras its her husband... duh
↳ jackhughes UR MARRIED???
↳ briesbagels 🥴🥴
fan01 | can anyone tell me if jack and her are actually dating?
↳ fan02 i think everyone is just being weird af they're just friends
↳ fan03 i personally think shes dating luke cus it makes more sense
↳ fan01 help she wants the entire family
↳ fan02 can u blame her?????? 🤭🤭
lhughes_06 | photo creds for the last pic🤑
↳ pchandler68 BRUHHHHHHHHHH
↳ lhughes_06 its the rizzler guys 😌
↳ stasszegras FUCK NO HES NOT....... HES 5'8???
↳ jackhughes i'm 5'11 if that helps 🥰
↳ trevorzegras hey what does rizz have to do with height??? umm... 🥸
↳ lhughes_06 im 6'3 if that helps 😮‍💨😮‍💨
↳ stasszegras ... 🥰🥰 oh nothing, trev!!!
↳ briesbagels help 😶😶
↳ jackhughes ???????
avazegras | okay miss heartbreaker 😮‍💨😮‍💨 i see u
↳ trevorzegras hey whats that supposed to mean??
↳ griffinzegras hey i hold the title of heartbreaker of the family.... so this is kinda awkward...
↳ stasszegras STFU AVA UR NOT HELPING AT ALL😭😭😭
↳ trevorzegras did i miss a chapter???????
↳ lhughes_06 yea u did [deleted]
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mini z ✊🏼💅🏻
hi soo why did u comment and then delete that???
luke ��🥸
wdym????
mini z ✊🏼💅🏻
luke u know what i mean, i saw the comment
luke 🥸🥸
i was just joking around but i thought it may come off weird so i deleted it
luke 🥸🥸
sorry, stass
mini z ✊🏼💅🏻
it's fine its just if u have a problem i'd rather u just text me then comment on my post 😭😭
luke 🥸🥸
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mini z ✊🏼💅🏻
its fine lukey, im sorry about the party if i came off to harsh or anything. i just miss our friendship before that stupid trip
luke 🥸🥸
no I'M sorry, i shouldn't keep bringing it up. and its back to normal, i promise 🫶🏼🫶🏼
mini z ✊🏼💅🏻
ur the best luke, thank you 🫡 and between us, ur my fav hughes rn read 11:37
mini z ✊🏼💅🏻
you screenshotted that didn't u
luke 🥸🥸
YUPPPPPP😗😗😇😇
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Linkin Park/Emily Armstrong Controversy
Y'all paying way too much attention to this Linkin Park business. Move on. Rock and metal are suffering from drama. We're forgetting the music and why we pack into venues and festivals. We're forgetting that band members have families they're away from for months at a time. We're forgetting that suicide, depression, mental illness and addiction are rampant in our business because of the stress. STFU about Linkin Park and let those people move forward. Go to a show, buy a t-shirt, hit the pit and tell all your friends about it.
#inuswetrust always. Peace.
~ AJ Channer (Lead Singer of Fire From the Gods)
So, let's talk about Linkin Park, Emily Armstrong and this controversy. Almost a week ago, Linkin Park premiered a new song along with their new co-singer, Emily Armstrong. Emily is the front woman of the band Dead Sara. The controversy was almost immediate with a huge amount of backlash.
The first round came from Cedric Bixler-Zavala (The Mars Volta) and his wife, Chrissie Carnell-Bixler. The husband-and-wife duo did not hold back with their disdain for Armstrong, her ties to Scientology and her alleged support of convicted rapist, actor Danny Masterson. According to one article, Carnell was a victim of Masterson. Bixler and Carnell are former Scientologists themselves and left years ago.
Armstrong has since come out and apologized for her actions in supporting Masterson, explaining that she went to one court appearance and supported him as an observer to later realize her mistake. Some people, including Bixler and Carnell, say that the apology isn't enough.
Bixler and Carnell released a statement after Armstrong's apology and did not accept it, stating, "If you're not going to speak out against the human and child trafficking cult in which you are a part of and in which you enable by remaining silent on crimes you know about then you have no right to fill the shoes of Chester Bennington, a true advocate."
Mike Shinoda, original founding member, as well as Joe Hahn, have both released statements. Both stated that they support Armstrong and know that having her a part of their band would be a "hard pill to swallow" for most people.
"To say it as clearly as possible, I do not condone abuse or violence against women, and I empathize with the victims of these crimes," Shinoda said as a part of his statement.
That wasn't good enough for Chester's son, Jaime Bennington. Bennington released a scathing statement, denouncing Shinoda and the other original members that are still in the band. Bennington released his statement via Instagram on September 9th. Ever since Bennington made his feelings known, he has been getting death threats from Linkin Park fans.
Some folks are even questioning him and whether he truly understands what his dad would want if Chester were alive today. Bennington highlighted the hypocritical comments, saying if they really understood how his father died, they would realize that their comments are inappropriate and crass.
Bennington was very outspoken with his disdain and blasting Shinoda for betraying their fans by choosing Armstrong as their new singer, especially during International Suicide Awareness month. Bennington addressed Armstrong's alleged ties to Scientology and support for Masterson.
Bixler-Zavala resurfaced some messages, one that showed Armstrong did indeed attend the 2020 preliminary hearing of Masterson. That did hit fans hard, as Chester had openly discussed surviving sexual abuse in the past. Chester passed away back in 2017.
With the drama weighing heavily on everyone involved, Shinoda, Hahn and the others are sticking by Armstrong and their decision to have her as their singer. We cannot take away the noticeable missing original drummer, Rob Bourdon. Bourdon made the choice to not reunite with the band for this new venture.
It just came out that original lead guitarist, Brad Delson, will not be touring with the band moving forward. In a statement by Shinoda, Delson has made the choice to just record with them in the studio and not take part in live performances in the future. Colin Brittain has replaced Bourdon on the drums. Brittain is known for playing with Oh No Fiasco.
Alex Feder has been announced as Delson's replacement for the upcoming tour to support their new album, From Zero.
With all this information provided, people are still divided on whether Linkin Park making a comeback, 2.0 as some people have called it, is a good thing. What people are failing to realize is how hurtful their comments are. Shinoda has stated that they will not be getting rid of Armstrong.
Some fans are saying they should change their name. Something a lot of people agree with. Some are saying they should just not continue on with Linkin Park without Chester. At this point, everyone just needs to take AJ Channer of Fire from the Gods advice. We are forgetting the music. We are forgetting that these musicians have families at home. We are forgetting that suicide, depression, mental illness and addiction run rampant in the music industry.
We are forgetting that they are people like we are. No one is perfect. We all make mistakes. If you want to listen to Linkin Park, by all means, listen to Linkin Park. If you don't want to support them, don't. That's the end of that story. How do expect people to heal and move forward when people constantly bring up the past, negative or not?
Everyone's feelings in this situation are real and valid. Don't negate someone's feelings if they don't align with yours. We as a society, we must do better. In the end, it does really matter....
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my god can you STFU?? You keep telling people “you didn’t actually watch the show!” No you didn’t! You say Carol is a whore and a creepy person, when she isn’t . Fans of Carol x Daryl might say “oh this oh that!” But they are the ones making to weird, not the characters and the writers. Also stop attacking the fucking actors! What the hell is wrong with you? What did the girl who play Carol do to you?
Don’t get me started on being a hypocrite and a liar. And saying things like “I don’t attack people!” But literally are mean to everyone no matter how nice they are. (Yeah I saw that person asking questions nicely and the way you responded to them? Ew. Just ew. They didn’t say or bring up half the shit you mentioned and you were a fucking ass.)
Yeah the gross sexual messages are gross. I’m sorry you get those! They aren’t fun I know. Don’t respond to them, people will send more trust me! (I’ve had people send shit like that to me)
People are hating on you because you are a proshipper and have openly admitted to being okay with older men dating underage girls! (Don’t care if “16 is legal” it’s still gross and shouldn’t be legal) But when two people have a like 2-5 year age gap both above the age of 30? Oh no that’s wrong! Because the woman is older and has a husband before! (Even thought it’s not canon and she doesn’t ever flirt with Daryl. It’s almost always a joke?)
also Daryl is late 30s or early 40s I’ve always put him around 39. That doesn’t make shipping him with a 16 year old okay. Don’t care if she turns 18 at one point, that’s still so weird. (And I’m not saying Daryl is a creep, why? Because it’s not fucking canon. He’s a good guy and I love Beth and his relationship with Beth. I don’t see it as romantic because that’s gross! If you had a better explanation other than just “oh it’s legal” maybe I wouldn’t think it’s so gross. But yk you are a fucking weirdo for saying that)
Calling all the shippers people who condone SA and saying it about not even shippers? Ew wtf. Don’t even get me started on the fact that you seem to be a bigger fan of the ship than the shippers!
Oh also it’s not SA to jokingly flirt with your friend or provide comfort to them! Especially when they don’t ever out rightly say not to. If anything you go back and watch later seasons and Daryl likes being around Carol! Why? Because they are friends. You are the only person I’ve seen say weird shit. And again, THE SHIP ISNT CANON. Yes Carol has done shit, but they only reason you seem to hate her are because of a couple toxic shippers.
And I wouldn’t have a problem with any of this, if you were a good person! If you didn’t lie and say weird ass shit all the time. You probably are a troll I know. But it’s annoying.
(Also not everyone woman who is friends with a man wants them for sex? And if you are going to say characters are bad? Have good points! And hold up other characters (that are usually worse) as well. They are just as bad. Fuck you and have a good night)
oh also I saw you say “don’t make everything sexual!” No one is, it’s just you (also your ao3 bookmarks are public… why are you reading smut about a 16 year old and a guy in his 40s- sorry my bad can’t have my own headcanons, late 30s? Kind of weird… someone people not like us by Kendrick!)
xoxo a bitch ass mf (WHO DOESNT SHIP BETH WITH ANYONE AND DOESNT SHIP DARYL WITH ANYONE SO DONT YOU DARE DO THAT SHIT) eat my shit!
I saw you say if they don't say No then it's okay to verbally sexually molested them so everything you said suddenly doesn't matter.
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iamthedamndonutdrawcat · 13 days ago
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thoughts on tonks x ihatemybf
that is literally her. she is the major of ihatemyhusband town
she is EXTATIC when they get together & she sees how bendable remus is to her will, how tired and driveless he is. but over time that's exactly what starts pissing her off - he wallows in misery and self-pity and mourning and trauma and is sooo 'ughhhh i'm a burden to the worldddd :(' like stfu man. he has this fantastic wife (and she knows she'd bad! sometimes she questions why she even bothers with this man! then the light hits him at just the right angle and she's head over heels again) and is so ungrateful
at some point during a real relationship crisis the only attention he gives her is sexual. very much 'is extremely depressed and ignores her all day and shuts himself into his office or goes on a mission and then goes home and fucks his wife because it's the only thing he can think of to somewhat please her and then flees the scene again'
he is a MESS! and i mean i think he genuinely tries as a father but as a husband he is entirely useless. and at some point dora has had enough and becomes ihatemyhusband representative nr. 1
i also once read something about tonks canonically shutting down remus' emotions and being controlling and i lwk fw that heavy. he needs emotional guidance and since she doesn't wanna therapise him she tells him to 'suck it up and smile a bit more'. but thats only after he's annoyed her for so long all her patience and understanding has run out
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babydollmarauders · 1 year ago
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FOREVERMORE — JOHN MARINO
part of the Maraschino Cherry! AU
y/nmercer
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y/nmercer sorry daws, i think john’s gift has your stuffed dino present beat
i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you, i love you forevermore, my sweet cherry 🤍❤️
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dawson1417 he one upped me!
y/nmercer i think he triple upped you, bubba
dawson1417 that bitch 😒
dawson1417 but fr, i’m happy for you guys! congratulations, bubby ❤️ you’re getting the happily ever after you deserve
y/nmercer DON’T MAKE ME CRY AGAIN, PLEASE! I CAN’T KEEP FIXING MY MAKEUP
john.marino97 so enchanted by the thought of forever with you 🤍
y/nmercer stfu and kiss me before i cry into your pillow and leave mascara on it
john.marino97 why MY pillow?
y/nmercer so that every night you have to sleep with the reminder that you made me cry
john.marino97 GOOD tears! but i’ll always kiss you regardless
user87 did they not JUST start dating?!
y/nmercer we’ve been together for 8 months, known each other for 14! but when you know, you know 🤍
user63 shotgun wedding???
y/nmercer haha no! not pregnant! just hopelessly in love and eternally grateful to be able to marry him!
user90 your love is so pure 🥹
jackhughes WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T I KNOW HE WAS PROPOSING??
naterbastian i did
jackhughes @/john.marino97 YOU TOLD BASS AND NOT ME??
john.marino97 you would’ve let it slip in 0.5 seconds
jackhughes congrats, i guess 😒
y/nmercer thanks, i guess ?
naterbastian congratulations, can’t wait to be the best man!
john.marino97 i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Paul is gonna be my best man
naterbastian that’s chill, i’ll be the man of honor!
y/nmercer well this is awkward…. dawson will be being my man of honor 🫶🏻
naterbastian damn twins
naterbastian fine, i’ll settle for groomsman
john.marino97 THAT, you can do!
nicohischier congratulations ❤️ wishing you two nothing but happiness
y/nmercer oh buggaboo 🥺 thank you!
njdevils A CHRISTMAS ENGAGEMENT!! WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!
user12 imagine meeting your future husband through your twin brother… brb crying
nhl congratulations to the future Mr. and Mrs. Marino! 💍❤️
user28 a quick engagement…. either she’s a gold digger or she really moves fast
user93 he’s the one who proposed?? also, she wouldn’t need to gold dig, she’s an independent woman with her own job. and even if she wasn’t, it’s pretty obvious she and her brother (who is also in the nhl!) are super close and he would probably be more than happy to pay for everything for her lmao. she and john are obviously just in love and know that they’re it for each other. and for all we know, they could have a long engagement, but even if they eloped tomorrow it would be none of our business
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jesperbratt does this mean i have to call you “little Marino” instead?
y/nmercer well, eventually yes! but not yet!
lhughes_06 MRS. MARASCHINO CHERRY COMING 2k24???
y/nmercer we’re not sure on when yet, but MRS. MARASCHINO CHERRY!!
john.marino97 my future wife 🤍
lhughes_06 @/john.marino97 are you my new dad?
john.marino97 i don’t know how to answer that
y/nmercer yes he is! be kind to him!
john.marino97 so our first child is… a 20 year old that already has parents of his own?
lhughes_06 daddy!
john.marino97 don’t.
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Daemon Targaryen’s daughter by Rhea Royce has remained neutral so far, and both sides are desperate for her support. She’s a warrior, with sway in the Eyrie, men at her disposal and a dragon of her own, Vermithor The Bronze Fury, fittingly rode by the daughter of ‘the bronze bitch’.
She’d rather see the realm put to the sword than see her father be King, the only reasons she hasn’t declared for Team Green is A. Her sisters and B. she wants security in exchange for her support.
Gwayne and Cole are sent to persuade her ‘by any means necessary’, Cole obvs tries threats first but is swiftly told to STFU by the Lady, all her loyal men, the giant fuck-off dragon and (more quietly) by Gwayne.
After verbally slapping them around for a bit (hot), the bronze lady tells them she wants a proper alliance with the security they can’t betray her, and that the best way to ensure that is through marriage. Then she basically points at Gwayne and goes “You. The chapel. Tonight.” and flies off to prepare.
Well, marrying for an alliance technically falls under ‘any means necessary’. (His dad’s gonna fucking kill him).
That’s how he found himself that night laying beneath this gorgeous, terrifying dragon woman, fighting for breath as she rides him so hard she might fracture his pelvis. His hands gripping her hips for dear life as she kept him pinned to her bed. Louder than he’s ever been before, even as a virgin squire on his first trip to a brothel. He doesn’t know how he’ll get back to his horse when his legs are so weak, let alone ride after this. She’ll be fine no doubt, she rides a dragon (and like a dragon apparently).
He can only guess how angry his family will be, how his father will react to having Daemon Targaryen’s eldest as a daughter-in-law, how his sister will feel about the rushed private ceremony.
Shit, his nephews. Both of whom had expressed attraction and admiration for their cousin many times before. Oh fuck it. One was married and the other engaged, and she chose him.
- 🌝🌚 (<- idk if someone’s used these yet)
THE HOTTEST!!!
oh she is a force to be reckoned with and I love that she takes control of the situation.
Gwayne hiding behind any means necessary is too funny and he's enjoying himself a little too much. You know Criston will tease him the next day.
Gwayne sleeps in late; dozing but his new wife is already up and about; the maids having brought in fresh fruits and meats. She can't help but watch over her pretty new husband
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one piece smau: married to robin edition
— kinda implied that robin is some "celebrity" but i kind of just enviosioned her just being a really successful writer or smth LOL
— male reader ! ! !
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uso_pp: bro is definitely a mama's boy
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nrs.husband: well i call her mommy in bed anyway so it checks out
-> uso_pp: DEAR GOD.
dni_nami: they're both so whipped for each other, true love is real igggg
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freeluffy: is it normal to be this clingy with your girlfriend...[name]'s behavior seems concerning guys ://
-> roro.zoro: it kills me how serious u seem about this
princesanji: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE
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nico.robin: my husband is so thoughtful - he's never forgotten to give me floewrs whenver my older ones die <3
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nrs.husband: if my baby loves flowers IMMA GET HER FLOWERS
-> nico.robin: and i'll treasure them each time my love
princesanji: robin, i too, remember that you love flowers - do you love me now :3?
SUPERCOLA: i thought im the ways of being a SUPPPERRR husband well
-> nrs.husband: SUPPPPEERRRR
dni_nami: were these from your garden?
-> nico.robin: yes :) he has been tending to them ever since he planted them for me so now that they're grown, he made them into a bouqet
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-> dni_nami: UGH I DONT KNOW WHY I BOTHER ASKING it's too cute i might kill MYSELF
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nrs.husband: before and after the event, so proud of my beautiful girl
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nico.robin: your support means the world to me <3 i love you so much
-> nrs.husband: if you have 1000 fans, i'm one of them. if you have 100 fans, i'm one of them. if you have 10 fans, i'm one of them. if there are no more fans of nico robin in the world, then i'm dead. i love you so sososososo much more my love
uso_pp: someone check up on sanji-
-> roro.zoro: i just heard a thump from the room over, i'm gonna assume he just fell to his knees
skullnsoul: such an elegant couple - YOUNG LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL
-> nrs.husband: brook you're like ten years older pls ur not an old man yet LMFAO
-> nico.robin: thank you brook :)
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nico.robin: my favorite place in the world is his arms
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nrs.husband: i'll start crying right now.
nrs.husband: I DONT DESERVE YOU UGH
uso_pp: photo creds robin?? cmon now my work aint free
princesanji: what did [name] do in a past life to deserve a goddess such as yourself, robin-chan?
-> nico.robin: sanji you need to move on <3
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freeluffy: mama y papa :DDDD
-> nrs.husband: LUFFY LMFAOOAA
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dni_nami: the one time we get to see robin and he's hogging all her attention....wtf
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nico.robin: dw nami i reserved us a girls day at the nearby resort <3
-> dni_nami: mommy? sorry, mommy? mommy? sorry...mommy??
-> nrs.husband: hello????
uso_pp: as if he doesn't get to spend eveyr waking second with her like cmon bruh
-> nrs.husband: my BADD for loving my wife jfc i cant win w u guys
nrs.husband: omg send me this photo she looks so cute here hehehe
-> dni_nami: stfu.
nrs.husband's story:
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i love lovelovelovelove my beautiful wife. everyone is just jealous she's mine <333
nico.robin replied to your story: i wondered why nami just texted me she hated you — you're very cute with this story, [name]. i love you too and am glad that i can call you mine as well <333
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iangallagherisadeadman · 1 year ago
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honestly the character to have the worst, saddest ending in shameless is definitely Karen! I mean, her whole character makes me wants to cry.
She comes from this dysfunctional home, with negligent parents, a sick mom she has to look out for and that doesn't parent her and an absent father, starts her sexual life at like 11yo?, suffers with nymphomaniac, is abandoned by her father, has some rape porn around, gets married with a 30yo something while still a teenager, gets pregnant and has a baby which she didn't want anything with but her mom goes against her wish and expects her to raise him, said mom fucks her now ex husband, goes out of city and theoricly gets all of her money stolen and is almost sex trafficked, comes back and gets run over by a car, got in coma, got raped while in coma by her much older ex husband who's now in a relationship with her mother, wakes up with several brain damage and ends up with a life she could never wish for or be happy living: back with her ex husband, with the baby she didn't wanted, moving to a state she doesn't know and have no one there for her.
I mean what the fuck she became a prisoner in her own body, she didn't had the power to decide for her destiny, sooo fucked up.
Like this? Stfu people acting like Lips some nice guy and not a condescending misogynist pig. Karen is just some girl she's not murdering nobody how is she the devil?
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sw-au-ocs · 4 months ago
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Please forget me… pt.2 : the deal
“Why hello there…”, the spirit greeted with tone laced in melancholy, “I suppose you’ve summoned me for a favor…is that correct???”
Stone stood there in absolute shock at the sight in front of them.
‘Holy fucking shit, it worked…’, he thought to himself before gaining composure so he can negotiate with the entity.
Stone opened his mouth to speak, but was immediately cut off when a certain SOMEONE said…
“Are you single???”
“VINNIE NO!!!”
“What?! Am just curio-“
Stone whipped his head around towards Vinnie, giving her a pissed off look. The kind of look that said, “STFU! THAT’S NOT WHAT WE CALLED HER FOR, YA HORNY BITCH!!!!”
Vinnie was about to say an insult, but decided not to, as she knew it wasn’t the right time anyways.
Stone then took a deep breath and faced the floating spirit in the eyes, “yes…we did, your grace…”
“Please…no need for the modesty,” the spirit said gently, “am just the giver…what can I do for you???”
Stone got straight (lol) to the point, “my husband is terribly ill and has a few months of life left, and I NEED you to cure him!”
The spirit eyes widened at the demand, goodness! Never in her 1000 years has a mortal EVER been this direct before.
Well…not ENTIRELY true.
“My goodness…you’re one of the few people who’ve ever been so…straightforward with this request…fascinating…you remind me of that poor woman.”
Stone furrow his brows in confusion. Was she referring to Natalia???
He shook his head, now is NOT the time to play detective.
“Is there anything you can do? Please help us!”, Skipp begged the spirit, he didn’t want to lose one of his closest buddies…not again.
“Please, we can make a deal! I’ll give you ANYTHING if you can heal him! Please…please I beg of you…your are last resort…”
Stone hated the way he phrased that…but it was true.
The spirit wiped away the unknown tears falling from his face. Fuck! When did he started crying?
“Hmmm…am sorry to hear that your loved one’s close to death…you say he’s gravely sick, correct?”
Stone nodded, “that’s what I said…”
The spirit then floated back as she began thinking to herself.
She then looked at them with a face of determination as she said, “lead to him…”
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At the loot-bag hospital
The spirit touched a sleeping Sora’s forehead, trying to figure out what she was working with.
After a few seconds, she then pulled her hand away, as if she had touch a burning stove.
The trio quickly ran over to her as she fell to the floor. Vinnie try to help her up, but took a few minutes to realize that she was a spirit.
“What’s going on? What did you see?!”, Stone asked, urging the spirit to tell them what was going on inside Sora’s head.
“Stone! Give her a minute, man!”
“FUCK NO! SORA’S DYING AND YOU-“
“Guys! STOP IT!”, Skipp yelled as he turned to the spirit, “Miss spirit, are you OK?”
The Spirit stood up, she looked up at them, with tears in her eyes.
“His memories…his nightmares…he’s…he’s SUFFERING…it’s EATING him ALIVE…”
Stone looked at Sora in horror, It’s true that he had seen multiple nights Sora wake up and start crying from those dreams…but the rest…he didn’t know it was THAT BAD.
“What? So you CAN’T save him?!”, Vinnie asked in a fearful tone.
“No, I’ve never said I COULDN’T save him…I-I can. But…”
“But what? What’s the matter?!”, Skipp asked anxiously.
The spirit turned to them, and sorrowfully said…
“But I HAVE to remove his memory…that’s the ONLY way I can save him…”
The trio fell silent.
Wait…WHAT?!
“W-what do you mean by ‘remove his memories’??? Are…are you saying that…”
The spirit stood firmly, “in order for him to live, you’ll have to forget about you all…forget EVERYTHING.”
“What…”
“So you’re saying we can’t even get him into therapy?!!! WTF LADY?!!!”
“B-but there has to be another way!”, Skipp urged, “y-you can’t do this! Please! It’ll DESTROY EVERYONE!!!! It’ll destroy Olive, Quinn, Bailey, Jasper, Zaria, And-AND!!!…”
The Spirit lowered her head, “I’m sorry…but it is the only way that I can help…if they remain…he’ll surely perish…”
Vinnie groaned in frustration, Skipp began to start sobbing, and Stone…
There’s was silence for a moment.
“If you remove his memories…he’ll will live???”
The duo turned towards Stone, eyes filled with betrayal and disbelief…he…he did NOT just ask that!
The spirit looked at Stone and nodded.
“Stone, what the ACTUAL hell?!!”, Vinnie snarled, “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING IT!?!!!”
“If it’s the ONLY way he’ll live…that’s good enough for me…”
“But Stone! He won’t remember you…remember us…remember…”
“He won’t remember us…will he???”
The spirit nodded.
“But…he’ll live…right??? As…as long as he doesn’t remember EVERYTHING???”
“I gave you my word…if there’s ANY reference to those past events…he’ll die…though he WILL remember a few people, it’ll be the people that DIDNT hurt him or vise versa…”
Skipp and Vinnie looked at Stone, eyes BEGGING for him to reconsider…but it was clear that he ALREADY decided his choice.
Stone kept quiet as he walked over towards the spirit.
Stone extended his hand towards her, “it’s a deal then…”
It was set.
There was no going back after this…
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Morning: 6:00 am
Stone quietly walked into Sora’s room. His hands shaking as he gently took Sora’s hand into his…
Did…did it really work?
Suddenly, the young emo heard rustling between the covers.
‘Fuck!’ Stone thought as he backed away from the other as he woke up.
As Sora emerges from the covers, Stone began to notice VERY slight differences.
Sora’s eye scar was no longer present.
His eye bags were gone.
His skin was a glowing tan.
His hair was slightly curly again.
He looked more…innocent…like the day they first reunited after a few years.
Stone couldn’t take his eyes off of him…was Sora always this…mesmerizing???
Before Stone could react, Sora’s eyes suddenly fell upon him.
His eyes…they were now more circular…
They were…they are beautiful…
Sora gently smiled at him.
“Excuse me…do…do I know you???”
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xotication · 2 years ago
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i swear i’ll stfu abt kaneki at some point but OMGGG he’s just so boyfriend, i can’t.
kaneki is so obsessed with you. like you are his entire life in a being nd everyone around him knows it.
you know he loves you & all but he always surprises you with the extent that his love can go.. like one day he was on tiktok nd saw those silly couples with their silly lil matching “i love my bf” nd “i love my gf” shirts.. so he bought them for you two.. he has no clue how much it actually meant to you though.
another time he noticed your hand was so bare nd made it his mission to change that. HE BOUGHT YOU THE PRETTIEST FUCKEN PROMISE RING OMG.
like stfu rn.. he literally got on a knee & everything…. you were SCARED but he said it was his promise that he’d be your husband one day, nd that until then he’s gonna be there for you forever nd ever nd ever nd ever nd bla bla all that good stuff. he even bought a ring with your name on it & he does NOT. take that shit off. he doesn’t care if she’s showering, cooking, washing his hands.. anything.
“kaneki you can take it off. it’s gonna get all scratched nd stuff if you don’t”
“i don’t care, i’ll just buy a new one.. i don’t wanna take it off” HE SAYS WITH A FUCKEN POUT. like stop, i’ll rip ur face off.. i can’t ..
kaneki always talks about you as well, nd he doesn’t even realize it. it’s just that he spends all his time with you nd everything he does.. IS for YOU. so it’s just in his nature to talk abt someone he loves that much. for example:
“just started this new anime, it’s pretty interesting so far..”
“wait what’s it called again?”
“attack on titan”
“oh.. y/n tells me about it all the time. she says the plot twist is really intense..”
& HE’LL JUST RAMBLEEEEE, like get this man a mirror bc he might as well just be talking to his own reflection, all that just for the person to say ..
“who’s y/n..?”
“my girlfriend”
like poor baby is making things awkward for himself but he doesn’t have anything else to talk abt.. other than maybe video games.
anyway, i’m saying all this to say.
one day kaneki had told you he’d be out nd about, so you shouldn’t really wait up on him. you didn’t think anything of it, he’s his own person nd stuff like that.
a couple hours passed & finally he comes through the front door. he gives you a kiss but you’re confused when you see black plastic wrap on his neck.
“ken, what is that..?”
“promise you won’t be mad.”
“don’t fucking play with me.. what is it?”
“just promise me!”
“fine. i promise i won’t get mad”
after that he slowly peels off the tape nd the wrap, wincing here & there.. when it’s finally off you can see that it’s your name.
YOUR FUCKING NAME.
HELLOOOOO?!?!?!
“why’re we silent.. do you not like it? are you mad..?”
you literally jump on this man.
“i love it but why did you do that?!”
“why wouldn’t i? i’m not even done yet, next i’ll get it across my forehead”
he says it with a smile & you think he’s joking. but he’s completely fucken serious.
later down the line he even gets your lips tatted on his v-line. like omg. everything about this man is just so yummy?!?!?!
the SECOND that shit heals, he posts a slutty ass pic with the tattoo on display & so many girls unfollowed him after seeing that & your name on his neck..
the hoes were mad.. 😭
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