#i’m crying.

[sheisntyouspam]

i am TWEAKING BRING BACK MY MAN JEST

YOU COULDVE AT LEAST GAVE HIM A HUMBLE ENDING

JUST CUT HIM OFF LIKE THAT

[xotication]

i swear i’ll stfu abt kaneki at some point but OMGGG he’s just so boyfriend, i can’t.

kaneki is so obsessed with you. like you are his entire life in a being nd everyone around him knows it.

you know he loves you & all but he always surprises you with the extent that his love can go.. like one day he was on tiktok nd saw those silly couples with their silly lil matching “i love my bf” nd “i love my gf” shirts.. so he bought them for you two.. he has no clue how much it actually meant to you though.

another time he noticed your hand was so bare nd made it his mission to change that. HE BOUGHT YOU THE PRETTIEST FUCKEN PROMISE RING OMG.

like stfu rn.. he literally got on a knee & everything…. you were SCARED but he said it was his promise that he’d be your husband one day, nd that until then he’s gonna be there for you forever nd ever nd ever nd ever nd bla bla all that good stuff. he even bought a ring with your name on it & he does NOT. take that shit off. he doesn’t care if she’s showering, cooking, washing his hands.. anything.

“kaneki you can take it off. it’s gonna get all scratched nd stuff if you don’t”

“i don’t care, i’ll just buy a new one.. i don’t wanna take it off” HE SAYS WITH A FUCKEN POUT. like stop, i’ll rip ur face off.. i can’t ..

kaneki always talks about you as well, nd he doesn’t even realize it. it’s just that he spends all his time with you nd everything he does.. IS for YOU. so it’s just in his nature to talk abt someone he loves that much. for example:

“just started this new anime, it’s pretty interesting so far..”

“wait what’s it called again?”

“attack on titan”

“oh.. y/n tells me about it all the time. she says the plot twist is really intense..”

& HE’LL JUST RAMBLEEEEE, like get this man a mirror bc he might as well just be talking to his own reflection, all that just for the person to say ..

“who’s y/n..?”

“my girlfriend”

like poor baby is making things awkward for himself but he doesn’t have anything else to talk abt.. other than maybe video games.

anyway, i’m saying all this to say.

one day kaneki had told you he’d be out nd about, so you shouldn’t really wait up on him. you didn’t think anything of it, he’s his own person nd stuff like that.

a couple hours passed & finally he comes through the front door. he gives you a kiss but you’re confused when you see black plastic wrap on his neck.

“ken, what is that..?”

“promise you won’t be mad.”

“don’t fucking play with me.. what is it?”

“just promise me!”

“fine. i promise i won’t get mad”

after that he slowly peels off the tape nd the wrap, wincing here & there.. when it’s finally off you can see that it’s your name.

YOUR FUCKING NAME.

HELLOOOOO?!?!?!

“why’re we silent.. do you not like it? are you mad..?”

you literally jump on this man.

“i love it but why did you do that?!”

“why wouldn’t i? i’m not even done yet, next i’ll get it across my forehead”

he says it with a smile & you think he’s joking. but he’s completely fucken serious.

later down the line he even gets your lips tatted on his v-line. like omg. everything about this man is just so yummy?!?!?!

the SECOND that shit heals, he posts a slutty ass pic with the tattoo on display & so many girls unfollowed him after seeing that & your name on his neck..

the hoes were mad.. 😭

[spidey-loving-starkid]

Chatterbox: Are you happy, Cups?

Ray Mond: I could be happier. I could be so much happier. You want me to give you a list? Ways that I could be happier, you could be around more, answer my messages, call me back, or even just say, “I read your message, I’m a little busy right now, I’m planning a surprise for you.” you could have said that.

2 days later.

Chatterbox: Are you happy?

Ray Mond: Yeah.

Ray Mond: Are you?

Chatterbox: I was.

[lettertoanoldpoet]

abstract (psychopomp) - and especially these parts - make me think of laika, looking down upon the earth, with fear in her eyes, from a distance. see how it shines.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Epilogue - Dave Malloy // Beautiful - Dave Malloy

if you’re beautiful… and you’re just like me… then it must follow that I….

[vaperarmand]

hi jillian i forgot to tell u this but last night i had a dream that shennant went canon (coming out as polyamorous on national news) and the first thing i did was email(?) you or something and i remember feeling really crazy in the dream like november 5th 2020 and yeah thats all i remember it was funny

shennant polyamory reveal on bbc one is real TO ME

[diorysuss]

i’m sorry why did she just FLY like that

[person4924]

can someone check on bo burnham for me please

[dog-violet]

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[elizakai-reblogs]

I am HURT.

An Ending

Remake/Rewrite of this old comic

[rrremu]

i have nothing to say except i’m coping !

[ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face]

goncharoved

[ciderjacks]

contracts written in blood

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[munchieschomp]

CRYING EVERYONE ELSE IS SO SERIOUS THEN UMEMIYA IS JUST

Fighting Styles in WIND BREAKER

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[sleeqymoon]

cutest sunshine in the entire universe, space, and beyond 🗣️ 🌺