#i know it's today

[kazoosandfannypacks]

My favorite genre of musical theatre songs is "Girl Has A Hobby." They never had a bad run! "Watch What Happens?" BANGER! "I Know It's Today?" BANGER! "I Love Play Reharsal?" BANGER! "Hiding In Your Hands?" WE WERE ROBBED!

[t4tozier]

they've all heard tell of the ghost in the castle.

the elven king and queen have been blessed with three beautiful children: a set of twins, just as lovely as each other, and their oldest, their boy, their shining star.

there's another, though.

nobody's ever seen him. to many, he's a simple tall tale, meant to deter any peasants from daring to approach the castle. the ghost of the young elven prince, destroyed from the inside out by his own magic.

said prince, if he could, would tell you he is very much alive. very much bored, but alive, nonetheless. and though he is as much flesh and blood as the king himself, he still haunts the castle with his presence--or lack thereof. even his mother and father rarely catch a glimpse. not that they deign to look all that often. the only one to ever see the young sorcerer with any sort of frequency is the paladin who guards him.

guarding others from attacking him, they'd told him. but the princeling knows better. the knight who waits outside his door at all hours of the day is guarding him from hurting anyone else. he hates his paladin for it. even his strongest spell wouldn't bring him any meaningful distance from his chambers, but were the massive frame of the stoic goliath not blocking the only true exit, the prince would have escaped long ago.

so he hates him. his last obstacle to freedom. but no one cares to check on him but the knight and the servants who fetch his meals--and they pretend not to notice when the paladin isn't at his post in the wee hours of the morn, nor to know where he is instead: tucked around the young elf, whose perfect skin is bruised and marked from his neck to his thighs. the prince may be of the crown, may have magic running through his veins, but he belongs to no one but his knight.

[queer-boo-radley]

I Know It's Today (Sutton Foster) | Shrek The Musical | TUNE

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[marzipanandminutiae]

As someone who works with social history for a living, I feel like I’m the aggressive opposite of an anti-vaxxer

I fucking LOVE vaccines, friends. Give me the science stab. I’m so ready. it’s a beautiful day to not die of a Bajillion and one diseases that carried off like half the population before they had even reached age 10, and a significant portion before they made it to old age, 150 years ago

I go to the old cemetery. I see the vast numbers of infant and child and young adult graves. And then I go to my doctor and get injected with Potion of Fuck That Noise. This is beautiful and miraculous and I do not remotely understand how some people can reject it – not just for themselves, but for their children

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[deadpanwalking]

HELP

[doctorsiren]

sock opera

[semetarycosplay]

This was my last time cosplaying Fiona because I just don't feel confident as her. It was fun while it lasted, but I'm glad I got these beautiful photos as a last hoorah. Photos: Yuki Cat Captures

[damiel-of-real]

ive had this fuckig image in my brain for ages. i dont know what it means

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[t4tozier]

stayed late at work to finish this <3 will update tags when i get home!

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

[nipuni]

"I am a higher dimension life form, I am a complex space-time event"

A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon next month, you can find prints of my work at my Store 😊

[maibeloved]

Omg?! Thank you for 2.1k?! AA! I really don’t have anything prepared so take these billford magma doodles I did today! XD