#i know it says arby's lol

[anti-potato]

Opinion on Arby's?

really good choreographer but I wished she was gentle with the kids

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 45

IM BACK BITCHES

somehow were back on the dragon i dunno why. dess stretches and comments she feels so stiff, like shes been standing still for 5 months. where are we? cam comments we killed a snake and now werre on a dragon. cam offers dess birdseed and frog and dans take some lol. frog says there was no snake.

theres a town! landing! theres tree stumps everywhere. dont tell me its the lorax. fuck you. dess looks down and goes "is that fucking kneedville?" dans asks how she knows this place and she says she gets around a lot. she can show us around!

the land is dead. susie just fucks off. were all following her lol. we see the sneeds, awful fashion. undyne wants one to hold the baby lol. dans wants one too lol. cam is aghast how awful it looks lol.

those trees look so weird and fluffy. cam is trying to climb it lol. cam got up nice! dess checks if the tree is magical, their not its just like that. cam yanks out a piece of fluff! dans asks if tori wants to talk to the trees.

tori and frog leave to talk to a tree dans is babysitting suzy. inferno is who knows! no chicken place in town for suzy DX tori says hi to cam and asks the tree whats going on around here. cam keeps trying to get the tree to eat birdseed. tree says they've been being harvested.

cam jumps off the tree and dess catches them, holding them like burger. tori asks the tree whos in charge of killing them. cam tries to get away and dess just tosses them over her shoulder lol. tree says they have to ask the lorax for details. tree tells tori they want a non violent way to end this but their not opposed if she kills him.

undyne asks a local where they can buy a sneed. in the shop theres so many sneeds for sale. dans messages undyne to get him one too. 100 gold what a ripoff. undyne swaddles the temmie in it, it starts crying xD cam and dess show up nice. cam is distressed that undyne and dans are dressed badly lol. dans pays undyne back for the sneed lol.

dess walks up to undyne so cam can see the sneed lol. cam tries to get dans to help them get out of dess's grip and dans laughs and tells dess to take cam into the sneed store xD cam falls on their face and scramble over to undyne wtf. dess takes suzy to the sneed store lol.

shes hiding a sneed in another to steal one lol. she succeeds and forces the pink one on cam lol. they toss it off and keep looking for inferno. inferno falls out of eeby deeby right on cam lol. the void egg landed on his head!

cam wants to do crimes with inferno wtf. they really wanna burn down the sneed shop and steal the money back. cam pays inferno wtf. inferno lies in wait xD

suzy smells meat and goes running off so dans follows her. fuck yeah meat! its someones barbeque and she demands dans gets her some meat! arbys run by dr seuss! shes hungy and chows down. dans says hes on a strict diet.

back to toriel asking about the lorax! dess and cam are independently going to the tree. gotta find the lorax! tori headed there earlier so dess and cam see her in the distance and rush to catch up.

as they walk cam gets tired and climbs up tori. someone tied a sneed to cam without them noticing and they scream and spike it. inferno goes eeby deeby for a bit damn. frog laughs and asks what their looking for. toris looking for the lorax! cam trips over a rock and goes eeby deeby.

frog starts calling out for the lorax. he shows up and somehow they all know he sounds like danny devito despite him not existing here. theres a stump now suddenly he can sit on. how. it turned into a log wtf. dans elsewhere comments he thinks his ex showed up.

dess asks the lorax, calling him devito, if hes dated dans xD inferno escapes eeby deeby! tori said he didnt have to answer that lol. he tells us about the onceler and what an asshole he is. (dans starts humming that one song to himself lol)

"does he say how ba-a-ad can i be?" dess how do you know that. lorax wants to avoid murder this is the wrong group for that xD they hear an explosion! that was frog the little shit. dess mentions gamercave ffs xD she speaks to tori in sylvain they might need to kill the onceler forgetting lorax is fey lol. she calls it a situationship! dess comments on god hating her xD

inferno calls the sneeds ugly in front of the shopkeeper. fireball directly at the sneeds and shopkeepers! yeah their dead lol. inferno takes 17 damage. he robs the register nice. time to book it!

[discoidal]

did you ever listen to the recent fob album? id love to hear your thoughts!

omggg i LOVED so much (for) stardust i have an abundance of thoughts!!

love from the other side is a good opening, i think it's a good song and sets the tone for the rest of the album well plus i love the sound and it gave us "what would you trade the pain for / im not sure" and other cool lyrics. one of the best choruses of the album also imo 8/10

heartbreak feels so good DOES feel pretty damn good no lie i lovee fall out boy cheesiness! 7/10

hold me like a grudge got me like i dont want heartbreak anymore i want to be loved now. the prechorus in this one is sooo addictive so good gets stuck in my head every time. patrick stump gets to sing his heart out i love it ALSO gave us "part time soulmate full time problem" 9/10

fake out understands me like every fob album has that song thats like My song and this is it . it's mine. THEE best chorus. i cant even articulate my feelings fully here. i feel a little cringe listening to it on repeat but thats my business and my business only 10/10

heaven, iowa is one i didnt rlly connect with unfortunately. ehhh 6/10 it sounds good naman and lyrics are good my heart just isn't in it

so good right now WHAT did i say about fall out boy cheese! i <3 mania the album and mania the psychiatric symptom and it shows. 7.5/10

the pink seashell i missed u fob spoken word....

i am my own muse i acc havent listened to this one that much which is a shame and i aim to rectify that immediately. 8.5/10

flu game my FAVORITE song on the entire album! i LITERALLY carved out a place in this world for two but it's empty without you..... also pretty cheesy but earnest and true last night i dreamt i still. knew. yOUUUUUUU!!! 10/10

baby annihilation I MISSED YOU FOB SPOKEN WORD...

the kintsugi kid not many thoughts abt this one actually. lol 6.5/10

what a time to be alive this song makes me soooo depressed you dont even know. 7.5/10 with the caveat that this song is the most likely to make me cry on the album

so much (for) stardust DESERVED title track what a song omfg. 9/10 we thought we had it all!!!! one of fob's best for sure like it is Up There for me. this entire album was so honest and this one is just as honest but more morose and more operatic which i think works WITH not against the rest of the album. optimism's dark underbelly. smth like that ANYWAY. loved.

thank u sm arby for asking this im sure u didnt expect this length but well. i have things i want to say and i thank you for hearing them 🥰

[leonardalphachurch]

well now I feel like I need to complete the trilogy. thoughts on chexer my beloved chexer ⚡ (if the bingo only works for 2p couples then just. consider this me saying hi I guess lol)

i would NEVER refuse polyamory lol even if the bingo was for 2 ppl only i would still do it.

i haven’t done chex so i did that first to actually complete the cycle

god. oh i missed a fucking diagonal bingo. whatever. these two are too fucking much. i don’t actually like, “ship” them in a traditional sense of like… i want these two to be a couple? they’re just like. they’re awful for each other. they represent being stuck in the past. trapped in what you think you’re supposed to be. but also like… not? like. i maintain that church legitimately fell in love with tex. in the beginning it was an obligation but in the end it was. i don’t know i’ve said before that i think the idea that church was unhealthily obsessed with tex is revisionist history bc like. bgc!church was not. really like at one point was he chasing after her. at what point was he… he just wasn’t! i lost my train of thought but like. chex does not work in the canon way it only works if they fall in love outside of their roles as Alpha and Beta. so basically what i’m saying is that chex has to be t4t.

anyway on to what you’ve been waiting for

i forgot to mark off the bingos here. oh well. oh i didn’t notice that the diagonals ended up making a cool pattern. i wasn’t trying to do that

this ship is… this is self indulgence at its finest. this is borderline horny on main. this is me going “ouugh what if everyone lived and they all got to kiss and there were no problems forever” obviously there are dramatic and heartbreaking ways to write chexer but most of the time it is just. they double team church in the parking lot of an arby’s. and honestly? what more could you ask for

[blue-cat-ter-flies-blog]

Liveblogging Welcome to Nightvale

Got three episodes into the YouTube playlist of Welcome to Nightvale before deciding to blog my reactions to the entire thing. It’s been a while since I’ve really payed attention to it so it should be interesting. The last time I replayed it from the beginning was sometime last year so it should be a nice refresher! No idea how reliably I’m gonna post but I’ll try for daily if I can. Or maybe mass posting before disappearing for a couple weeks- who knows!

No idea if anyone’s gonna pay attention to this but let’s go anyway!

Episode 1: Pilot

“A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to be asleep. Welcome to Nightvale.”

Iconic introduction. Amazing. Beautiful.

Iconic intro music. Amazing. Beautiful.

Cecil’s overall tone of voice sounds rather flat compared to how he usually is in the later episodes but I kinda like it since it made everything sound as though it was something completely normal. But I also love how expressive he got as more episodes went by

DOG PARK!!!!!!!!

Old Woman Josie!! It’s been so long! And her Angels!

Carlos’ intro! You can immediately tell that Cecil is So Gay for him from the word ‘Go’.

Big Rico’s Pizza- why so shady?

Shade thrown on the Secret Police, lol

Foreshadowing on Strexcorp

“Gatorade is basically soda”- where is the lie?

Immediate Hate-on for Desert Bluffs, lol

SO GAY CECIL, YOU KEEP CALLING CARLOS PERFECT- “And I fell in love instantly.” No shame. Good on’ya sweetie.

‘Vague yet Menacing Government Agency.’ ‘What They Know and What They Don’t Know That They Don’t Know‘- both iconic lines

LMAO- The Nightvale Harbour and Waterfront Recreation Area! ‘Drawback’ is an understatement, Cecil.

the NRA Nightvale slogans are hilarious

The House That Doesn’t Exists But Looks Like It Does

The Indian Tracker- tacky, racist headdress; not actually an Indian unless he’s somehow adopted and told no one

the lights a 100ft above the glowing sign of Arby’s, music is on point

poor Carlos, so many strange, conflicting things happening but he must be having the time of his life anyway, eventually

Traffic: Ghost Cars leaving Destinations Unknown for Destinations More Unknown- somehow very poignant. It just hits somehow, feels like life advice

And now, the Weather- hey, Joseph!

lol, time is breaking Carlos and his scientists; Cecil, you’re so poetic about the sun

Angels Do Not Exist, so says the City Council

LMAO poetic Cecil strikes again, being eaten by a snake feet first as a perfect reflection death to your birth

the tiny city beneath lane 5 of the bowling alley Know They Exist now, lol initial reaction is such a comparison to the actual discovery of how big that city really is

lol, radioactive radio station- which kinda makes sense now in hindsight. I mean, why wouldn’t it?

Cecil, your simping is showing

Good night Nightvale, good night. ICONIC!!! >.<!!!!!!

[gay-kurapika]

I’m feeling mildly vindictive, but like you know how working for Arby’s sucked so badly for me because the management changed and it was a woman who was just literally a miserable person who had multiple employees quit after she took charge (me being the fourth to quit within the first two months of her taking charge)? Apparently they can’t stay open past 7 pm now because no one wants to work there lol. I drive past there to get to my current job every day, I’ve seen the sign. Like it wasn’t just me, no one wants to work for her. She also sent me a corporate speech email saying they are hiring team leads again (the job I quit), and it’s sent from her work email as the manager there, not from a business or franchise account. So basically she’s begging me to come back after she treated me like garbage. Personally begging me to come back. Hard pass, but it is funny.

[puppygirlf4g]

u said to send asks and i just wanna say i love ur pfp,,,,, idk that's pretty much it lol (@sodalite-bunny)

also elaborate on why you picked mozarella sticks i wanna know cz i think ive tried them once only and they were okay ig

omg ty!! im rlly fond of it bcuz monospace fonts make my head do pirouettes.

re: the mozzy stick thing i just. ok so like my favorite ones are from arby's. if u get them fresh and w/ marinara sauce they're fucking crazy. they're rlly rlly good. the way the cheese becomes all stringy and the way the marinara complements the taste of the breading and the melty cheese is just. ugh. to die for. beware however eating them when they're colder. they come with the normal issues of letting food get cold with the addition of the cheese hardening up and that makes the texture get less exciting. also i find them much more underwhelming w/o marinara.

[likeabanana]

today on things my monster in law says /<3

we were at an Arby's drive through and she begins ordering. halfway through the person taking the order changes and it goes from a girl employee to a boy

MIL: OH MY G- you were a girl! I didn't know transgender happened that fast!

AW: lol

ME: by the way she doesn't mean that in a homophobic way she has two trans kids

AW: OH lol that's good

ME: ya were back here we got kidnapped

and I smack my hand to the back window that's slightly tinted

AW: that's ok

to my bf next to me

ME: th- that's ok??

MIL: you guys haven't been kidnapped you've been trans napped!

[crowcryptid]

alright that’s done

i said it before I’ll say it again, it’s honestly impressive how dislikable jimmy ringlet is. He makes everything worse. His only use is shooty and lift heavy object. When he is on screen I get mad.

Anyway spoiler I guess? If you care about it???

Did they pick Kai because she was the fan favorite (as far as I saw. Though I did avoid 99% of all discussion regarding this train wreck)

Or did they just pick her cause of the K. Kurt.. Kai.. it’s so stupid but I’d believe it LOL kinda defeats the purpose if the IIIs are already augmented n shit. Do you think we will see Mendez. Did we see Mendez in s1 I genuinely don’t remember. I wiped so much of it from my mind.

Moving on.

I feel like they tried too hard to give them humanish faces. It’s just off. If you cover the mouth it’s very noticeable. There was no need for that (or any of the covenants redesigns tbh) let them be weird. Let them be colorful. No reason he couldn’t have had REAL arby armor. Also the complete lack of species/phenotype/armor/weapon diversity sucks soo bad where are the grunts, the hunters, different types of jackal, not even an engineer? It’s reach bro. You could have made me hate jimmothy even more if he killed an innocent jellybean and made some smug “no such thing as a harmless covie” remark.

I miss my beautiful boy

Sweety I know that’s not you but he’s trying to be you soo bad and it sucks. Kill him. Do it for me <3

this ep actually made me kinda like kwan ngl but then they’re doing the weird shit with her at the end again. It might just be that anyone else who was somewhat likable is dead or missing now.

I could say more but it’s not worth it.

jimmy rings torture begins now

[uiruu]

i just saw someone say they don't like monster factory because of the bodyshaming and like... if that's how it hits them then I'm not gonna argue with them of course, but i don't really know of any instance of shaming... it's either about celebrating bodies or it's just neutral and about creating the character who fits whatever improv narrative they're coming up with. and any time they do go "oh no that's horrifying", it's about some feature that's totally non-human, like having a giraffe neck or teeth that glow, or some feature that, if it were on a real person, would be a conscious choice someone made, like a bad haircut or extremely bad fashion sense.

like, I'm not gonna tell someone who feels this way about monster factory that they're wrong because they experience what they experience, you know? but at the same time it's just not a conclusion i would have ever come to, i think. I've never gotten the impression that they're making fun of real people at all, and something like 99% of what makes the character creation parts funny is the way the narrative and personality of the character unfolds as they shape them.

they have made characters who are fat, sure, but that's not ever The Joke, you know? Justin actually always makes a point to appreciate when games let you play as overweight people because he himself is overweight. they make an effort to vary up gender options, height options, size options, all sorts of variables like that between their various characters, just to keep things fresh. and i don't think giving a character a big nose when not all of their characters have big noses means that they're making fun of big noses, because the joke literally never is "haha big nose". the joke that the nose serves might be just to help shape the face into something funny, but the joke is about what emotion, mood, or character background the character might be in or have, not about how ugly or whatever the character is.

i can't really think of many times, if any, where they've made a character where the whole point is that theyre ugly and worthy of ridicule. most of the time, their goal is to make a character who has an eccentric personality, or is extremely sad, or trying their best, or idk something else like that lol. i can think of more monster factories where the character's physical attributes don't get goofed up that much and the majority of the monstering comes from the clothing/accessories/story they make up for them, etc than i can monster factories where the monstering mostly has to do with what they look like (and only that). like, the final pam isn't that weird looking. if you stripped arby the meathead mcdonald of all his clothes and accessories he'd just be a normal old man.

but then also, when they do goof up a character physically, it's usually so nonhuman that it doesn't read to me as having anything to do with actual people at all. like toucan dan the toucan man. or squirtle. or knife dad. or yoba skywalker starwars rules. or truck shepard. or j'aam lmao

if it felt meanspirited, i wouldn't be into it. and like, i felt like if almost any other people other than Griffin and Justin were doing this series, it definitely would be meanspirited. i don't think many people are capable of not only walking the line here, but like thriving in it, and creating a space to make fun characters with really large personalities and eccentricities and physicalities that reflect those things, WITHOUT it veering into just joking about physical appearances. in a vacuum, you could view some of the creations from a distance and think it's veering into that, but in context it doesn't really, in my opinion. when they give a character long arms and short legs, it's so long and so short that it doesn't resemble anyone, and even still, the jokes are less about how wild it looks and more about the utility of these features and what they say about the character and the world they inhabit.

idk, that's just my two cents. i understand if there are people who feel this way though, because i can only speak for my experiences and they can only speak for theirs. but i just felt compelled to post this because like... that's a criticism of monster factory that i haven't really seen before, and i wouldn't really have gotten that impression just from watching them. especially once the series really got going and they started focusing more and more on the narrative, to the point where the creation segments of episodes like the #noid, turbovicki, daz, stang, etc aren't even that prominent, and definitely aren't even the funniest parts of those episodes lol. well maybe daz, i liked the creation of daz lol. but anyway.

their goal with monster factory isn't to create things to laugh at, it's to create things to laugh with lmao. to create a monster and find how to love them. to create art.

long story short, monster factory is a monsterfucker series. i think. that's not the conclusion i had in mind when i started writing this, but that's what im going with. it's about beauty, power, and beautiful powerful monsters who definitely fuck, for sure

[xeiniex]

hmmm..what about Updike relationship headcanons?

sometimes I overthink too much and just wanna ask, does having people asking you certain things here on your blog annoy you? Does that annoy other writers too? I just wanna know so I could tone it down on the requests.

Oh, no worries at all freind! Other accounts might get more annoyed by more than 1 ask in a day, so ya always gotta be polite. For me, so long as you don't spam like 5+ asks in one day (and they're all either the same or gibberish) then it's all good! Thanks for asking, btw. I know it can be nerve racking to clarify politeness stuff, so good job! :^D

Anyway. Romantic Relationship HCs I can totally do!

Like I said in a previous ask, I think he's a widower. He is very accustom to the laid back, take-the-kids-to-soccer-after- school-and-we'll-get-Arby's-for-dinner married life.

Despite what you probably think, he's not that controlling of his romantic partners. Sure, he appreciates punctuation and communication, but he dosen't really care what else you do in your day. He dosen't take much of anything personally, except for compliments lol.

He puts a lot of thought into every small detail and aspect of a date. What he thinks will make his partner comfortable, he will acheive. Restaurants are easy, but if he manages to overhear that you really enjoy, say, antique book stores? Well, three guesses where he'll take you for your next date. He plans everything to a T, writing out and scheduling when concerts might be happening, what movie food is cheapest, which motel has the best reviews, etc. He isn't made of money, so all his date plans are severely budgeted, but they're as punctual and thought through as you can get.

Despite the emphasis on scheduling and order, he dosen't mind at all if plans have to change. If he can tell his partner feels uncomfortable at all, he'll instantly walk them safely home. It's important to him they're happy, and he would even get a little mad if they tried to apologize for canceling.

Actually, he gets mad at people that apologize in general. He stands on the idea that people should've thought things through more, instead of feeling regret about it. He thinks that if someone (including himself) makes a mistake, they should fix it, not feel bad about it. That's why he's so adamant in making his partners comfortable, no matter what. The purpose of a date, he believes, is to have a good time, so If someone isn't having a good time, fix it.

He's proffesional. Emotions? They ain't gonna be shown unless his partner gets Emotional first, so he can be more comfortable with it.

[galaxygalthemess]

I'm so glad I saw this in time

Hey, Americans! Support fast food workers, don’t cross the picket line. No fast food on Feb 16.

[depressed-celestial-body]

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#like ig the universe thought i might have something good going for me so it was like lol goodbye executive functioning

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Danganronpa 2 Characters As Shit I've Heard My Roommate Say On Discord

Nagito: I love poly people. Look at them, all poly and shit

Chiaki: cuz I'm a side-quest bitch

Gundam: *gasp* MOTHMAN EARRINGS?!

Hajime: She's a 40 year old white terf from England, I know exactly what she smells like. She smells like grape cough drops.

Mikan: I just sent [Hajime] a selfie and he said 'ew'.

Nekomaru, to Akane: You're going to let a grown ass man prostitute you for an Arby's roast beef sandwich?

Hiyoko to Mahiru: You and I have to get really close because you have to touch my boob in this play

Akane: What do you mean black women need more representation? We have Aunt Jemima. NOTE: my roommate said this sarcastically, they don't actually think this way

Ibuki: Nobody makes Minecraft parodies anymore :(

Teruteru: All three nights the whole backstage smelled like ass guacamole

Fuyuhiko: A fucking 90 year old woman buying meth in the Chipotle parking lot?!

Ultimate Impostor: Mormons. Know. How. To. Fucking. Cook.

Mahiru: he has a tic tac head

Sonia: Suck my Richardson!?

Kazuichi: there's boobs in it though!

Peko Pekoyama: you're nothing but a peepaw to me

37 notes • Posted 2021-11-11 01:09:29 GMT

#4

I assigned pokemon types to Danganronpa characters

I only did the first and second game bc I haven’t finished UGD or Killing Harmony yet

*Trigger Happy Havoc:*

Sayaka Maizono: normal

Makoto Naegi: normal/grass (because he’s average but with a little *spice*)

Leon Kuwata: rock

Chihiro Fujisaki: electric/fairy

Mondo Owada: fire/dark

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: fire/steel

Hifumi Yamada: electric/bug

Celestia Ludenberg: ghost/fire

Sakura Ogami: fighting

Junko Enoshima: dark/fairy

Mukuro Ikusaba: dark/steel

Aoi Asahina: water

Byakuya Togami: ice

Kyoko Kirigiri: psychic

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ground/psychic

Toko Fukawa: dark/ghost

Genocider Syo: dark/fairy

*Goodbye Despair:*

Hajime Hinata: normal

Chiaki Nanami: electric/psychic 

Ultimate Impostor: normal/ghost

Teruteru Hanamura: fire

Mahiru Koizumi: grass

Peko Pekoyama: steel/fighting

Ibuki Mioda: electric/poison

Hiyoko Saionji: fairy

Mikan Tsumiki: poison

Gundham Tanaka: dark/normal

Nekomaru Nidai: rock/fighting

Nagito Komaeda: ghost/grass

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ice/rock

Sonia Nevermind: grass/fairy

Akane Owari: fighting

Kazuichi Soda: steel/electric

44 notes • Posted 2021-05-05 04:41:12 GMT

#3

Sexuality headcanons for some of the pokemon league champions

Cynthia: asexual and biromantic

Alder: straight

N: arocace (not techinically a champion but close enough)

Diantha: bisexual, but prolly male-leaning

Wallace: gay and aromantic, probably nonbinary

Leon: pansexual but only Sonia knows

Professor Kukui: straight but his s/o (Professor Burnette) is definitely bi, so he has BI. WIFE. ENERGY.

Lance: probably still trying to figure it out

Iris: lesbian and panromantic

Steven: ace and panromantic. like the dude is fucking dressed like the ace pride flag

Blue: homophobic. that’s it that’s his sexuality

Red: aroace

50 notes • Posted 2021-06-23 18:57:21 GMT

#2

You know how cartoon villains always label themselves as like an EVIL scientist and they really need to stress the fact that they are evil? This implies that there is an occupation known as a Morally Ambiguous Scientist.

235 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 02:52:07 GMT

#1

I'm not in the harry potter fandom but I do know that if you say you like the Snape guy then you will get death threats

414 notes • Posted 2021-08-25 01:42:18 GMT

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[gay-kurapika]

I legitimately only follow the doordash Reddit for the drama, I swear everyone on there is so disconnected from reality that it makes it funny to read about their complaints. Like having literally done both door dash and fast food, I can 100% say fast food workers aren’t out to get you and 99% of the time when you make a mistake it is in fact your fault as a dasher lol. Like literally the bitch at the fucking drive through window does not know what your customer ordered but I know for a fact your app does, so if you drive away with four drinks before taking the actual food on a $70 order that’s on you dude. Like that literally actually happened to me when I worked at Arby’s, do you really think four drinks cost $70 at Arby’s lol? Like I feel bad for dashers because it’s a shitty fucking job, I would know, but Jesus Christ you act like martyrs because other people were served first when it has nothing to do with the fast food workers, it has to do with the app and how slow and shitty it is. I would have people drive up for their door dash order before it had even printed on our end, like you were camping out in the parking lot, sorry but it actually takes a few minutes to cook food lol. And you probably make more than the fast food workers if you don’t suck at your side hustle babe, so god forbid they don’t really care if you have to wait 10 minutes.

[i-opened-the-chamber-of-secrets]

rules: spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your url

I was tagged by @marshmallowtraver (😭 girl why) because she knows I love doing stuff like this (even though moments like this make me regret my url)

I- IT is the End by Ice Nine Kills

O- On My Way by In Loving Memory

P- Psycho by Post Malone feat. Ty Dolla $ign

E- Everything I Didn’t Say by 5 Seconds of Summer

N- Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) by My Chemical Romance

E- Everyday by Buddy Holly

D- The Dance Routine by The Midnight Beast

T- Throne by Bring Me the Horizon

H- Happy All The Time by Set It Off feat. Skyler Acord

E- Ex-Mørtis by Ice Nine Kills

C- Church by Fall Out Boy

H- Heroine by Sleeping With Sirens

A- American Idiot by Green Day

M- The Man by The Killers

B- Bad Girls Club by Falling in Reverse

E- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) by The Backstreet Boys

R- Rockstar by Nickelback

O- Ophelia by The Lumineers

F- Feel the Rain by Dream Street

S- Stole the Show by Kygo & Parson James

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Epic Seven / Re: Zero Collab Units

So, a lot of units were revealed. Three five-star collab units and five three star regular units, and it is amusing to me that the three-star units are creating more buzz.

Since I am not a big Re: Zero fan, I am also more drawn to the three-star heroes, although, I have to say, the collab units seem solid so far.

Personally, I am mostly drawn to Emilia as of now, at least on paper, simply for her more offense oriented Soul Weaver kit. From what I remember, her kit doesn't really seem to work thematically for her all that much, or to her in show capabilities, but it works for the game.

So, Emilia. Her S1 gives healing based on her own max health to the ally with the lowest health. That's solid. Nothing too special but solid. Makes counter viable on her, similar to Destina only without the potential cleanse from the EE. With the right artifact, she can either heal one target with the same effect twice or heal two different units at once.

Her S2 is her best skill. It dispells two debuffs from an ally, gives increased attack for two turns and increases their CR by 40%. It also increases her own CR by 25%. With mola, the CR on the target can increase to 50% and it is on a two turn CD. SB also heals the target unit for ten souls. That's one packed skill. Can be used for cleavers or units like Straze or LQC or any other offensive unit with no atk buff who is a bit slower than her.

Her S3 cleanses two debuffs from her whole team, heals them and gives a two turn barrier. Nothing amazing but respectable.

So, all in all, she doesn't bring any new skills or abilities on the table. I will probably give her Ray's equipment and call it a day. She is a typical cleanser soul weaver where one should focus on speed, ER, HP and Def in that order. She is still very solid and I would personally benefit because I have no cleanser who provides and atk buff and cr push at the same time. I think she is also better than ML Kawarick even though they have similar kits, lol. But anyone who already has one built could probably pass on her but dunno, she has better animation and her ER imprint does make things easier.

Her artifact is interesting, in that it gives a flat ER of 15% on top of healing an ally once a turn for what I assume is 15% with no copies at plus 15. It serves her well, but of course, soul weaver artifacts are good across the board and all of them can work there.

While her S1 might allow for a counter set, I do think speed/ER set is the way to go. You want her fast enough to use her S2 or S3, depending on the situation and she has to go before the rest of your team. She doesn't even care that much whether she goes before the enemy or not. If she goes after, she cleanses their debuffs, if now, she just uses the S2 and starts an attack with your cleaver or damage dealer. She is definitely going to be useful.

Rem is more interesting in that she is getting new abilities, but that also makes her a bit harder to predict.

Her S1 can defense break the enemy. 35% odds without mola and 50% with mola. If she is in demon mode, she attacks twice.

Her S2 is her weird new stuff. When anybody dies, she cleanes all debuffs on herself and activates Demon Mode for two turns. This can only happen once every 5 turns so, basically, in pvp/rta that means it can only happen once in a fight. Demon Mode means that she is immune to debuffs, it cannot be stripped and the debuffs she applies ignore ER.

When an ally is attacked, she has a 15% chance to counterattack with iron strike. In turn, iron strike attacks all enemies, decreases their buff durations and makes them unhealable for 1 turn. It also says that iron strike takes priority over counterattacks with basic skills, so that means she counterattacks with Iron Strike instead of her S1. Molas increase her counterattack chance to 20%

Her S3 gives herself an attack buff and aoe attacks all enemies and decreases their hit chance for two turns and increases her own CR by 50%.

Her artifact increases crit chance by 15% and whenever somebody dies, it gives the user a CR push between 12 and 24%. Not sure how much CR push that is for +15 without any copies.

Artifact is meh, tbh. I guess it can be useful, but dunno if I would give her that.

Team imprint is health and on her self it is plus crit chance which would make it easier to go for dps build but have fun getting several copies of her with three collab heroes and artifacts plus summer Iseria and her artifact around the corner.

So, what about Rem? Her kit is interesting at least. She needs for someone to die before she starts going crazy which is somewhat fitting. That means she probably doesn't want to go first if one wants to take advantage of the ignores ER thing. In fact, one can build her with no effectiveness at all, which makes things at least a bit easier. That said, she seems to be a lot more gear hungry than Emilia was in order to use her effectively.

For her S2 condition to activate she needs to be teamed up with an ally who is rather fast and can snipe at least one enemy unit before she takes a turn, in which case one can get away with a bit less bulk. Still, I do think one wants to build Rem as tanky as possible, as she should remain on the field for as long as possible and hit the enemy team with Iron Strike and attack twice with her S1.

So, I am unsure how she would interact with a counter set. Does the sentence "Iron Strike takes priority over a counterattack with a basic skill" refer to all counterattacks she makes or only those which are facilitated by her S2? If only her S2, I would probably go for a bulk and damage with medium speed. So, speed or atk sets. If it refers to all counter-attacks, maybe go with counter. I think one can give her Champion's trophy and hope for stuns on top of everything, although her skill makes it clear that the ignores ER effect does not apply to artifacts, so enemies might resist there, especially if there is no effectiveness on her otherwise.

All in all, I can see two options with her builds: Either go for dmg or go for debuffs. Either way, she wants to stay on the field for as long as possible to counterattack as much as possible. She should be fun, but I don't know how good she will work.

Think will have to sit on her kit for a while longer. I could also see the cockroach approach with her, where you accept that the one person dying is on your own team and hope Rem can turn things around afterwards. If the one dying is on their team, you are kinda wasting the self cleanse but then again, planning for someone on your team to die is not a great strategy, even if you have a reviver on your team. That said, maybe she works really, really well with Arby, who should count for the team death thing. I don't know, it seems fun at least.

Last and maybe least is Ram. She is a mage, gives her team health with imprint or effectiveness to herself.

Her S1 attacks one enemy and has a 60% chance (75% with mola) to decrease attack for 1 turn. If she is buffed, it reaches 100%. Soul Burn allows her to attack all enemies for ten souls.

S2 is a passive and increases her own Atk by 30% and reduces the effect of CR debuffs on her by 80% (100% with mola).

S3 attacks the enemy and inflicts def break on them for two turns and gives herself Greater Attack Buff (also called GAB in case you heard a youtuber say it and didn't know what they meant)

Her artifact increases her ATK by 15% and decreases dmg suffered by elite or boss monsters by 15% at +15.

So, I'll be honest, she seems a bit underwhelming. Her S1 is aptly titled How Boring. because it is a very boring skill. Decrease Attack is not useless, by any means, but it is also not that great. A possible aoe on her S1 with ten souls can be useful against enemies hiding in stealth, but there are better options. Her passive is interesting at least, since it means she can't really be pushed back, and she has a lot of atk. That said, her S3 is okay, but also not great.

With her artifact, she seems more of a pve unit, but she also should be useful in pvp. Like, with 30% atk from her s2, 15% atk from her artifact and GAB on herself, alongside a decent attack set, or a speed set with good atk, that should translate into a lot of dmg with her basic attack, especially if it can be a potential aoe with only ten souls. She can also be paired up with Lilias who benefits from her high attack to cleave, especially if she goes after her and there is someone def broken there.

Could build her with no crit chance and crit dmg in order to get her speed and atk as high as possible, or a bit less of both and go for a more traditional damage dealer for pvp.

As for pve, I don't know, maybe expedition? She could def break for Banshee, but so can a milllion other units. I don't know if she is useful after that, but can't imagine her replacing Baiken there. Also find it hard to believe that someone wouldn't have Leo or Bellona or kluri or any other def breaker for that, so can't see how she is good for wyvern. If she had been ice or fire, I would say good for either one of those two hunts, but banshee might be the one hunt her skill-set is ill-equipped for. Might be overlooking something, though.

So yeah, those were the collab units and artifacts. Seems solid enough, I like Emilia and Rem seems interesting enough. A bit meh on Ram.

Still, the three stars seems more exiting, oddly enough.