#i know it says arby's lol

[anti-potato]

Opinion on Arby's?

really good choreographer but I wished she was gentle with the kids

[son-of-drogo]

So I saw someone else was taking notes while watching the Granada series and I decided to do the same:

Scandal in Bohemia

-No dude, do you know how expensive commissioned art is?

-Shoot his ass Irene 💕💕💕

-If she weren't married...

-Watson💕💕💕

-Mrs. Hudson 💕💕💕

-Nooo! Let Watson eat!

- Lol u want some cocaine babe? -Sherlock Holmes

-Rip Sherlock Holmes, you woulda loved Adderall

-Goddammit Jeremy, why are you so pretty?

-Gotta pretty myself up for Wat the king

-Holmes every time Watson deduces: 🥰

-"I am lost without my Boswell" 🥰

-you know they made fun of the king's outfit after he left

-Oh yeah, a mask over your eyes is totally gonna hide your identity. (Sarcasm)

-you literally have royal portraits, dumbass.

-the moral of the story is: if you're gonna do sketchy shit, don't photograph it.

-And respect women.

-Holmes@the king: You are so fucking stupid.

-HORSIE

-God, quit manspreading on my sofa -Holmes probably

-Buddy that sounds life a you problem.

-Irene in a tux could step on me

-God that outfit is so fucking stupid

-Hell yeah fancy restaurant date night!

-Lol Sherlock looks like a bunch of kids are gonna steal his lucky charms.

-Leave Britney Irene alone!

-Watson: But you're gay!

-Aww, they love each other!

-I just love how goddamn weird Sherlock is.

-"Rrrrrequire"

-The cause is NOT excellent.

-Irene: Okay what the fuck?

-Jeremy Brett dramatically yelling "fire!"

-oof she figured it out.

-Oh my God Holmes you dumbass

-Oh my God the outfit is when worse with the hat

-Housekeeper is trying not to smile

-You've been bamboozled!

-Oh he feels bad for tricking her

-her dress is so prettyyyy

-Yass bitch, get your happily ever after!

-She's a queen, just not your queen, bitch.

-imho she served way too much cunt to be with the king

-Holmes is just so fucking delighted that a woman outsmarted him.

The Dancing Men

-such a good husband💕💕💕

-He just wants to helpppp!

-Poor Elsie is having an anxiety attack

-Look at the gays, in their flat.

-Holmes trying to impress his boyfr-I mean flatmate (level easy)

-🎶"bum bum bum bum"🎶

-PAH!

-I love them so much

-Watson being a little shit 💕💕💕

-Just these gay cunts

-Jeremy had nice hands

-Hilton, we love you, but we don't need your whole life story.

-"She tired of America" me too bitch, me too.

-Ahh Elsie is so pretty!

-*Sobbing" Hilton and Elsie are so cute!

-This episode owes me restitution.

-I would die for this woman.

-He just loves her so much

-One of the few good dudes in the series.

-Everybody's so pretty, I'm too bisexual for this!

-Watson just hesitantly reaching for Holmes' monogram on cyphers.

-Fantastic mustache 10/10

-communication is important

-Babe, tell him your stalker is after your, he'll understand.

-Bush full of lads

-Oh he saw Watson sneaking the monogram back.

-God Watson tries so hard to get Holmes to eat.

-Say no to drugs! And yes to solving weird crimes.

-Poor woman just wanted to go no contact

-He jump the couch

-Holmes in straight up fucking shock

-Watson give your man a hug

-Kryten💕💕💕

-IMHO every house should have a murder room

-Watson suggesting to Holmes to ask Mrs. King to sit down.

-Hilton just wanted to be a good husband and he got killed for it.

-Inspector Kryten fangirling over Sherlock Holmes

-"Eldrrrrridges"

-Oh Holmes is checking Watson out

-That stupid fucking hat

-It's giving Arby's

-that's a whole lotta mustache

-She doesn't love you, Arby's man.

-Ugh, possessive men make me gag

-Take the hint Arby's!

-Arby's: Can I see her?

Watson: Hell no you fucking can't!

[jaybejaybenot]

tagged by @patheticjayce - thanks for the tag :)

whats the origin of your blog title?

i heard viktors va saying it and its been on loop in my mind ever since. i say it to myself when im trying to decide on things. when i made this sideblog i needed a name and was like "well that works" and then it wasn't taken so it was perfect

otp(s)/shipnames:

in arcane, jayvik of course but also zaundads and caitvi. outside of arcane, gotta be spirk and garashir man i love those aliens

favorite color:

red

favorite game:

rdr2, hands down. im a horse girl at heart

song stuck in my head:

a horrible mix between abracadabra and sharks with legs

weirdest habit/trait:

uhh man idk, i drink hot coco in the summer to cool off and i have a truly absurd amount of freckles on my body (i got bored once during SAT testing and counted 583 on my just forearms)

hobbies:

so so many; i'm an equestrian, photography, drawing, writing, book binding, chainmail making, and atm im reading two copies of the odyssey to see where the differences are. those are my main ones at the moment but i've dabbled in so many things lol

if you work, what's your profession?

i work in an entomology museum imaging bees and moths for an international database - i am not an entomologist tho, this just pays the bills and is really cool so i've gotten interested in it as a bonus

if you could have any job, what would you do?

im studying for my bachelors in archaeology so ideally somewhere in a museum doing experimental archaeology work but honestly, dream job would be cattle herding or helping on a horse ranch. i managed a horse farm for a year and god it was the best, my mind is made for manual labor. unfortunately my body would break into shards if i tried it professionally but dream job if i could

something you're good at:

i'm weirdly good at cooking, i can just wing it and come up with something that tastes really good. i made a really good cornbread once but didn't use corn and was actually trying to make a brownie brick so 💅🏼 call me chef boy arby

something you're bad at:

i'm atrocious at focusing. the senioritis is hitting so hard, i can't focus on anything at the moment, even stuff i like. outside of that, im so bad at knowing when to quit. i'm a perfectionist and completionist at heart

something you love:

kindness, the smell of rain and snow before it does, music, horses, people honking in tunnels, my roommates - really hit the jackpot with them they're amazing. i also love committing to the bit, i will do anything for that payoff

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff:

star trek, and spirk. i could literally write a thesis length paper about spirk and how misinterpreted they are in the modern trek era (mostly kelvin timeline, disco/snw is still too new to say for sure) its infuriating. i also have a spreadsheet on them cuz i got really in the weeds a few years back. and honestly i could tie them in with arcane/jayvik now that i think about it, there are definitely some parallels i could draw. oh and also greek mythology i love it so much

something you hate:

people who can't admit they're wrong/don't know/don't like not being the expert on things and who can't apologize. grew up with a dad that was like this so now i try to keep people like that at arms length cuz it fucked me up so bad as a kid

something you collect:

books, coins, bugs, postcards, keychains

something you forget:

so much, i have pretty bad memory problems so i forget a lot of things. i have to ask people about things multiple times so often, its such a pain (and also lowkey scary cuz its a fairly recent development)

whats your love language?

gift giving/acts of service, i love doing things for people or getting them things they want/need especially when they aren't expecting it, or mentioned it offhand or in passing

favorite movies/shows:

star trek - except for that fucking section 31 movie fuck that thing, arcane, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, stardust, starcrash, the little prince, silverado and clearcut

favorite food:

mangoes, mini bagels, and this kimchi dip i get at my local farmers market

favorite animal:

horses, cats and whales; got multiple tattoos of all of them

what were you like as a child:

outgoing, friendly, kind of an outsider, definitely the weird kid tho - closet queer meets so much undiagnosed stuff + warrior cats obsession + small christian town lmaooo i was cringe but i was free

favorite subject at school:

history and art are tied, which isn't too surprising given where i am now lmao

least favorite subject:

in my heart i want to love math but math does not love me </3

best character trait:

ive been told i'm really friendly and warm, and would give my shirt to a friend who needed it, and i'm a good listener

worst character trait:

awkward as fuck, i don't know how to talk with people i don't know so i come off as standoffish/shy, i have a hard time being honest with people and trusting people due to childhood trauma (also daddy issues out the wazoo)

if you could change any detail about your life right now, what would it be?

probably just making a bit more money, i can afford rent and such but it doesn't leave much extra for things like tuition and books and things i want to do for myself and it means money is very tight so when things go wrong i'm set back for months. i can't plan for a lot of future things like top surgery or moving abroad to get my masters because of it

if you could travel in time, who would you meet?

funny answer: ea-nasir

serious answer: i'd want to meet a neanderthal or denisovan. i just... i think about them so much, and i love them and i want to know what they were like, did they speak like us? how did their world work? could we communicate?

ok i would tag mutuals but i made this blog like 3 months ago so i don't have any others atm, and all my other mutuals are on my main blog and have been my mutuals/friends for years so if you want to join just hop on!

[devilsrecreation]

Incorrect quotes: Crocodile edition

Scar: 🎶Cuz I just want you for my own~🎶

Ucheshi: 🎶Please leave me the fuck alone~🎶

Ucheshi: Listen, I can’t give any more information, but I fear I may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun

“Last night I dreamt I was a baobab tree and you were a Tikiti melon…which is weird cuz you’re usually a Star Apple tree in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?”- Ucheshi to Kiburi when they were young

Tamka: I got a plan!

Nduli: Me too!

Tamka: What’s your plan?

Nduli: To listen to your plan!

Tamka: …Good plan!

Makuu: Please let the rest of the Dry Season be quiet. Thank you. Well, guess I’ll go home now

Kiburi: What’s up, Makuu? 😈

Makuu: See? There is no god.

Human AU (feat. Njano)

Kiburi, playing with Wakali: Uh, how you doing?

Wakali: Dad…say it in your girl voice. Why do I have to keep asking you?

Kiburi: *in a girly voice* How ya doing?~

Njano: *starts laughing* He said ✨How you doin?~✨💅

Kiburi: Shut up!

“How does it feel to be the most hated crocodile in the Pridelands right now?”

Kiburi: In a land full of neanderthals, I wear the badge of honor

“What about the rumors that you’re gay for Makuu?”

Kiburi: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

Ucheshi: And now for a simple 9,000 question dating quiz! Kiburi, on a scale from 1-5, you scored a 3

Kiburi: Yes! YES!

[DATEABLE]

Ucheshi: Tamka, your score is—YEESH! You know, scores don’t really matter. You should just focus on being you! 😊

[QUESTIONABLE]

Ucheshi: Nduli, on a scale from 1-5, you scored…a 12?!

Nduli: My mom was right all along! I am the world’s most perfect crocodile! :D

Tamka: I dare you to say the f word

Nduli: FFFFFFFFFF

Neema: [Do it!]

Nduli: FFFFFFFFFFFFFREAK! (sweating) Wow, holy fuck guys, that was hard. Shit dude.

Hodari: Can’t you guys ever see things from my perspective?

Makuu’s float: (lie down)

Hodari: ….

Tamka: Why do we have an allstate card? Isn’t their slogan like “Allstate, we got the beef”

Kiburi’s float: ............

Tamka: Oh my god, I’m thinking of Arby’s...

Makuu: Who the fuck-

Pua: Makuu, language

Makuu: Whom the fuck

Pua: No

Nduli: How dumb do they think we are?

Tamka: Sometimes, Kiburi leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list

Tamka: Bad things keep happening to me, like I got bad luck or somethin!

Pua: Tamka, you don’t have bad luck

Neema: [The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.]

Pua: Tamka was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Tamka: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Pua: Tamka, you ate a chair.

Nduli: Where are you going?

Kiburi: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Tamka: I was arrested for being too cool!

Neema: [The charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence]

Kiburi: I think Neema was right.

Tamka: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Nduli: They wouldn't do that.

Neema: [You're right, Nduli. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.]

Neema: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Neema Told You So' on the back*

*Kiburi's helping Nduli out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Tamka: How does Nduli look?

Neema: [A little better than you, actually.]

Mashuhuri: I'm not scared of you, Nduli!

Nduli: That’s fine

(Tamka appears)

Tamka: Hello, Mashuhuri.

Mashuhuri: I'm not scared of you either!

[Kiburi steps up]

Kiburi: S'up, donkey?

Mashuhuri: ….Okay, you, I'm scared of...

(Lol they’re getting revenge for antagonizing Neema)

Hodari: Hey, why are you dating me?

Kinyonga: Because I love you!

Makuu: Why're you dating me?

Ucheshi: Because I love you!….and to annoy my brother.

Kiburi: *giving Makuu a death glare*

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 45

IM BACK BITCHES

somehow were back on the dragon i dunno why. dess stretches and comments she feels so stiff, like shes been standing still for 5 months. where are we? cam comments we killed a snake and now werre on a dragon. cam offers dess birdseed and frog and dans take some lol. frog says there was no snake.

theres a town! landing! theres tree stumps everywhere. dont tell me its the lorax. fuck you. dess looks down and goes "is that fucking kneedville?" dans asks how she knows this place and she says she gets around a lot. she can show us around!

the land is dead. susie just fucks off. were all following her lol. we see the sneeds, awful fashion. undyne wants one to hold the baby lol. dans wants one too lol. cam is aghast how awful it looks lol.

those trees look so weird and fluffy. cam is trying to climb it lol. cam got up nice! dess checks if the tree is magical, their not its just like that. cam yanks out a piece of fluff! dans asks if tori wants to talk to the trees.

tori and frog leave to talk to a tree dans is babysitting suzy. inferno is who knows! no chicken place in town for suzy DX tori says hi to cam and asks the tree whats going on around here. cam keeps trying to get the tree to eat birdseed. tree says they've been being harvested.

cam jumps off the tree and dess catches them, holding them like burger. tori asks the tree whos in charge of killing them. cam tries to get away and dess just tosses them over her shoulder lol. tree says they have to ask the lorax for details. tree tells tori they want a non violent way to end this but their not opposed if she kills him.

undyne asks a local where they can buy a sneed. in the shop theres so many sneeds for sale. dans messages undyne to get him one too. 100 gold what a ripoff. undyne swaddles the temmie in it, it starts crying xD cam and dess show up nice. cam is distressed that undyne and dans are dressed badly lol. dans pays undyne back for the sneed lol.

dess walks up to undyne so cam can see the sneed lol. cam tries to get dans to help them get out of dess's grip and dans laughs and tells dess to take cam into the sneed store xD cam falls on their face and scramble over to undyne wtf. dess takes suzy to the sneed store lol.

shes hiding a sneed in another to steal one lol. she succeeds and forces the pink one on cam lol. they toss it off and keep looking for inferno. inferno falls out of eeby deeby right on cam lol. the void egg landed on his head!

cam wants to do crimes with inferno wtf. they really wanna burn down the sneed shop and steal the money back. cam pays inferno wtf. inferno lies in wait xD

suzy smells meat and goes running off so dans follows her. fuck yeah meat! its someones barbeque and she demands dans gets her some meat! arbys run by dr seuss! shes hungy and chows down. dans says hes on a strict diet.

back to toriel asking about the lorax! dess and cam are independently going to the tree. gotta find the lorax! tori headed there earlier so dess and cam see her in the distance and rush to catch up.

as they walk cam gets tired and climbs up tori. someone tied a sneed to cam without them noticing and they scream and spike it. inferno goes eeby deeby for a bit damn. frog laughs and asks what their looking for. toris looking for the lorax! cam trips over a rock and goes eeby deeby.

frog starts calling out for the lorax. he shows up and somehow they all know he sounds like danny devito despite him not existing here. theres a stump now suddenly he can sit on. how. it turned into a log wtf. dans elsewhere comments he thinks his ex showed up.

dess asks the lorax, calling him devito, if hes dated dans xD inferno escapes eeby deeby! tori said he didnt have to answer that lol. he tells us about the onceler and what an asshole he is. (dans starts humming that one song to himself lol)

"does he say how ba-a-ad can i be?" dess how do you know that. lorax wants to avoid murder this is the wrong group for that xD they hear an explosion! that was frog the little shit. dess mentions gamercave ffs xD she speaks to tori in sylvain they might need to kill the onceler forgetting lorax is fey lol. she calls it a situationship! dess comments on god hating her xD

inferno calls the sneeds ugly in front of the shopkeeper. fireball directly at the sneeds and shopkeepers! yeah their dead lol. inferno takes 17 damage. he robs the register nice. time to book it!

[discoidal]

did you ever listen to the recent fob album? id love to hear your thoughts!

omggg i LOVED so much (for) stardust i have an abundance of thoughts!!

love from the other side is a good opening, i think it's a good song and sets the tone for the rest of the album well plus i love the sound and it gave us "what would you trade the pain for / im not sure" and other cool lyrics. one of the best choruses of the album also imo 8/10

heartbreak feels so good DOES feel pretty damn good no lie i lovee fall out boy cheesiness! 7/10

hold me like a grudge got me like i dont want heartbreak anymore i want to be loved now. the prechorus in this one is sooo addictive so good gets stuck in my head every time. patrick stump gets to sing his heart out i love it ALSO gave us "part time soulmate full time problem" 9/10

fake out understands me like every fob album has that song thats like My song and this is it . it's mine. THEE best chorus. i cant even articulate my feelings fully here. i feel a little cringe listening to it on repeat but thats my business and my business only 10/10

heaven, iowa is one i didnt rlly connect with unfortunately. ehhh 6/10 it sounds good naman and lyrics are good my heart just isn't in it

so good right now WHAT did i say about fall out boy cheese! i <3 mania the album and mania the psychiatric symptom and it shows. 7.5/10

the pink seashell i missed u fob spoken word....

i am my own muse i acc havent listened to this one that much which is a shame and i aim to rectify that immediately. 8.5/10

flu game my FAVORITE song on the entire album! i LITERALLY carved out a place in this world for two but it's empty without you..... also pretty cheesy but earnest and true last night i dreamt i still. knew. yOUUUUUUU!!! 10/10

baby annihilation I MISSED YOU FOB SPOKEN WORD...

the kintsugi kid not many thoughts abt this one actually. lol 6.5/10

what a time to be alive this song makes me soooo depressed you dont even know. 7.5/10 with the caveat that this song is the most likely to make me cry on the album

so much (for) stardust DESERVED title track what a song omfg. 9/10 we thought we had it all!!!! one of fob's best for sure like it is Up There for me. this entire album was so honest and this one is just as honest but more morose and more operatic which i think works WITH not against the rest of the album. optimism's dark underbelly. smth like that ANYWAY. loved.

thank u sm arby for asking this im sure u didnt expect this length but well. i have things i want to say and i thank you for hearing them 🥰

[leonardalphachurch]

well now I feel like I need to complete the trilogy. thoughts on chexer my beloved chexer ⚡ (if the bingo only works for 2p couples then just. consider this me saying hi I guess lol)

i would NEVER refuse polyamory lol even if the bingo was for 2 ppl only i would still do it.

i haven’t done chex so i did that first to actually complete the cycle

god. oh i missed a fucking diagonal bingo. whatever. these two are too fucking much. i don’t actually like, “ship” them in a traditional sense of like… i want these two to be a couple? they’re just like. they’re awful for each other. they represent being stuck in the past. trapped in what you think you’re supposed to be. but also like… not? like. i maintain that church legitimately fell in love with tex. in the beginning it was an obligation but in the end it was. i don’t know i’ve said before that i think the idea that church was unhealthily obsessed with tex is revisionist history bc like. bgc!church was not. really like at one point was he chasing after her. at what point was he… he just wasn’t! i lost my train of thought but like. chex does not work in the canon way it only works if they fall in love outside of their roles as Alpha and Beta. so basically what i’m saying is that chex has to be t4t.

anyway on to what you’ve been waiting for

i forgot to mark off the bingos here. oh well. oh i didn’t notice that the diagonals ended up making a cool pattern. i wasn’t trying to do that

this ship is… this is self indulgence at its finest. this is borderline horny on main. this is me going “ouugh what if everyone lived and they all got to kiss and there were no problems forever” obviously there are dramatic and heartbreaking ways to write chexer but most of the time it is just. they double team church in the parking lot of an arby’s. and honestly? what more could you ask for

[gay-kurapika]

I’m feeling mildly vindictive, but like you know how working for Arby’s sucked so badly for me because the management changed and it was a woman who was just literally a miserable person who had multiple employees quit after she took charge (me being the fourth to quit within the first two months of her taking charge)? Apparently they can’t stay open past 7 pm now because no one wants to work there lol. I drive past there to get to my current job every day, I’ve seen the sign. Like it wasn’t just me, no one wants to work for her. She also sent me a corporate speech email saying they are hiring team leads again (the job I quit), and it’s sent from her work email as the manager there, not from a business or franchise account. So basically she’s begging me to come back after she treated me like garbage. Personally begging me to come back. Hard pass, but it is funny.

[puppygirlf4g]

u said to send asks and i just wanna say i love ur pfp,,,,, idk that's pretty much it lol (@sodalite-bunny)

also elaborate on why you picked mozarella sticks i wanna know cz i think ive tried them once only and they were okay ig

omg ty!! im rlly fond of it bcuz monospace fonts make my head do pirouettes.

re: the mozzy stick thing i just. ok so like my favorite ones are from arby's. if u get them fresh and w/ marinara sauce they're fucking crazy. they're rlly rlly good. the way the cheese becomes all stringy and the way the marinara complements the taste of the breading and the melty cheese is just. ugh. to die for. beware however eating them when they're colder. they come with the normal issues of letting food get cold with the addition of the cheese hardening up and that makes the texture get less exciting. also i find them much more underwhelming w/o marinara.

[likeabanana]

today on things my monster in law says /<3

we were at an Arby's drive through and she begins ordering. halfway through the person taking the order changes and it goes from a girl employee to a boy

MIL: OH MY G- you were a girl! I didn't know transgender happened that fast!

AW: lol

ME: by the way she doesn't mean that in a homophobic way she has two trans kids

AW: OH lol that's good

ME: ya were back here we got kidnapped

and I smack my hand to the back window that's slightly tinted

AW: that's ok

to my bf next to me

ME: th- that's ok??

MIL: you guys haven't been kidnapped you've been trans napped!

[blue-cat-ter-flies-blog]

Liveblogging Welcome to Nightvale

Got three episodes into the YouTube playlist of Welcome to Nightvale before deciding to blog my reactions to the entire thing. It’s been a while since I’ve really payed attention to it so it should be interesting. The last time I replayed it from the beginning was sometime last year so it should be a nice refresher! No idea how reliably I’m gonna post but I’ll try for daily if I can. Or maybe mass posting before disappearing for a couple weeks- who knows!

No idea if anyone’s gonna pay attention to this but let’s go anyway!

Episode 1: Pilot

“A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to be asleep. Welcome to Nightvale.”

Iconic introduction. Amazing. Beautiful.

Iconic intro music. Amazing. Beautiful.

Cecil’s overall tone of voice sounds rather flat compared to how he usually is in the later episodes but I kinda like it since it made everything sound as though it was something completely normal. But I also love how expressive he got as more episodes went by

DOG PARK!!!!!!!!

Old Woman Josie!! It’s been so long! And her Angels!

Carlos’ intro! You can immediately tell that Cecil is So Gay for him from the word ‘Go’.

Big Rico’s Pizza- why so shady?

Shade thrown on the Secret Police, lol

Foreshadowing on Strexcorp

“Gatorade is basically soda”- where is the lie?

Immediate Hate-on for Desert Bluffs, lol

SO GAY CECIL, YOU KEEP CALLING CARLOS PERFECT- “And I fell in love instantly.” No shame. Good on’ya sweetie.

‘Vague yet Menacing Government Agency.’ ‘What They Know and What They Don’t Know That They Don’t Know‘- both iconic lines

LMAO- The Nightvale Harbour and Waterfront Recreation Area! ‘Drawback’ is an understatement, Cecil.

the NRA Nightvale slogans are hilarious

The House That Doesn’t Exists But Looks Like It Does

The Indian Tracker- tacky, racist headdress; not actually an Indian unless he’s somehow adopted and told no one

the lights a 100ft above the glowing sign of Arby’s, music is on point

poor Carlos, so many strange, conflicting things happening but he must be having the time of his life anyway, eventually

Traffic: Ghost Cars leaving Destinations Unknown for Destinations More Unknown- somehow very poignant. It just hits somehow, feels like life advice

And now, the Weather- hey, Joseph!

lol, time is breaking Carlos and his scientists; Cecil, you’re so poetic about the sun

Angels Do Not Exist, so says the City Council

LMAO poetic Cecil strikes again, being eaten by a snake feet first as a perfect reflection death to your birth

the tiny city beneath lane 5 of the bowling alley Know They Exist now, lol initial reaction is such a comparison to the actual discovery of how big that city really is

lol, radioactive radio station- which kinda makes sense now in hindsight. I mean, why wouldn’t it?

Cecil, your simping is showing

Good night Nightvale, good night. ICONIC!!! >.<!!!!!!

[uiruu]

i just saw someone say they don't like monster factory because of the bodyshaming and like... if that's how it hits them then I'm not gonna argue with them of course, but i don't really know of any instance of shaming... it's either about celebrating bodies or it's just neutral and about creating the character who fits whatever improv narrative they're coming up with. and any time they do go "oh no that's horrifying", it's about some feature that's totally non-human, like having a giraffe neck or teeth that glow, or some feature that, if it were on a real person, would be a conscious choice someone made, like a bad haircut or extremely bad fashion sense.

like, I'm not gonna tell someone who feels this way about monster factory that they're wrong because they experience what they experience, you know? but at the same time it's just not a conclusion i would have ever come to, i think. I've never gotten the impression that they're making fun of real people at all, and something like 99% of what makes the character creation parts funny is the way the narrative and personality of the character unfolds as they shape them.

they have made characters who are fat, sure, but that's not ever The Joke, you know? Justin actually always makes a point to appreciate when games let you play as overweight people because he himself is overweight. they make an effort to vary up gender options, height options, size options, all sorts of variables like that between their various characters, just to keep things fresh. and i don't think giving a character a big nose when not all of their characters have big noses means that they're making fun of big noses, because the joke literally never is "haha big nose". the joke that the nose serves might be just to help shape the face into something funny, but the joke is about what emotion, mood, or character background the character might be in or have, not about how ugly or whatever the character is.

i can't really think of many times, if any, where they've made a character where the whole point is that theyre ugly and worthy of ridicule. most of the time, their goal is to make a character who has an eccentric personality, or is extremely sad, or trying their best, or idk something else like that lol. i can think of more monster factories where the character's physical attributes don't get goofed up that much and the majority of the monstering comes from the clothing/accessories/story they make up for them, etc than i can monster factories where the monstering mostly has to do with what they look like (and only that). like, the final pam isn't that weird looking. if you stripped arby the meathead mcdonald of all his clothes and accessories he'd just be a normal old man.

but then also, when they do goof up a character physically, it's usually so nonhuman that it doesn't read to me as having anything to do with actual people at all. like toucan dan the toucan man. or squirtle. or knife dad. or yoba skywalker starwars rules. or truck shepard. or j'aam lmao

if it felt meanspirited, i wouldn't be into it. and like, i felt like if almost any other people other than Griffin and Justin were doing this series, it definitely would be meanspirited. i don't think many people are capable of not only walking the line here, but like thriving in it, and creating a space to make fun characters with really large personalities and eccentricities and physicalities that reflect those things, WITHOUT it veering into just joking about physical appearances. in a vacuum, you could view some of the creations from a distance and think it's veering into that, but in context it doesn't really, in my opinion. when they give a character long arms and short legs, it's so long and so short that it doesn't resemble anyone, and even still, the jokes are less about how wild it looks and more about the utility of these features and what they say about the character and the world they inhabit.

idk, that's just my two cents. i understand if there are people who feel this way though, because i can only speak for my experiences and they can only speak for theirs. but i just felt compelled to post this because like... that's a criticism of monster factory that i haven't really seen before, and i wouldn't really have gotten that impression just from watching them. especially once the series really got going and they started focusing more and more on the narrative, to the point where the creation segments of episodes like the #noid, turbovicki, daz, stang, etc aren't even that prominent, and definitely aren't even the funniest parts of those episodes lol. well maybe daz, i liked the creation of daz lol. but anyway.

their goal with monster factory isn't to create things to laugh at, it's to create things to laugh with lmao. to create a monster and find how to love them. to create art.

long story short, monster factory is a monsterfucker series. i think. that's not the conclusion i had in mind when i started writing this, but that's what im going with. it's about beauty, power, and beautiful powerful monsters who definitely fuck, for sure

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hmmm..what about Updike relationship headcanons?

sometimes I overthink too much and just wanna ask, does having people asking you certain things here on your blog annoy you? Does that annoy other writers too? I just wanna know so I could tone it down on the requests.

Oh, no worries at all freind! Other accounts might get more annoyed by more than 1 ask in a day, so ya always gotta be polite. For me, so long as you don't spam like 5+ asks in one day (and they're all either the same or gibberish) then it's all good! Thanks for asking, btw. I know it can be nerve racking to clarify politeness stuff, so good job! :^D

Anyway. Romantic Relationship HCs I can totally do!

Like I said in a previous ask, I think he's a widower. He is very accustom to the laid back, take-the-kids-to-soccer-after- school-and-we'll-get-Arby's-for-dinner married life.

Despite what you probably think, he's not that controlling of his romantic partners. Sure, he appreciates punctuation and communication, but he dosen't really care what else you do in your day. He dosen't take much of anything personally, except for compliments lol.

He puts a lot of thought into every small detail and aspect of a date. What he thinks will make his partner comfortable, he will acheive. Restaurants are easy, but if he manages to overhear that you really enjoy, say, antique book stores? Well, three guesses where he'll take you for your next date. He plans everything to a T, writing out and scheduling when concerts might be happening, what movie food is cheapest, which motel has the best reviews, etc. He isn't made of money, so all his date plans are severely budgeted, but they're as punctual and thought through as you can get.

Despite the emphasis on scheduling and order, he dosen't mind at all if plans have to change. If he can tell his partner feels uncomfortable at all, he'll instantly walk them safely home. It's important to him they're happy, and he would even get a little mad if they tried to apologize for canceling.

Actually, he gets mad at people that apologize in general. He stands on the idea that people should've thought things through more, instead of feeling regret about it. He thinks that if someone (including himself) makes a mistake, they should fix it, not feel bad about it. That's why he's so adamant in making his partners comfortable, no matter what. The purpose of a date, he believes, is to have a good time, so If someone isn't having a good time, fix it.

He's proffesional. Emotions? They ain't gonna be shown unless his partner gets Emotional first, so he can be more comfortable with it.

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#like ig the universe thought i might have something good going for me so it was like lol goodbye executive functioning

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Danganronpa 2 Characters As Shit I've Heard My Roommate Say On Discord

Nagito: I love poly people. Look at them, all poly and shit

Chiaki: cuz I'm a side-quest bitch

Gundam: *gasp* MOTHMAN EARRINGS?!

Hajime: She's a 40 year old white terf from England, I know exactly what she smells like. She smells like grape cough drops.

Mikan: I just sent [Hajime] a selfie and he said 'ew'.

Nekomaru, to Akane: You're going to let a grown ass man prostitute you for an Arby's roast beef sandwich?

Hiyoko to Mahiru: You and I have to get really close because you have to touch my boob in this play

Akane: What do you mean black women need more representation? We have Aunt Jemima. NOTE: my roommate said this sarcastically, they don't actually think this way

Ibuki: Nobody makes Minecraft parodies anymore :(

Teruteru: All three nights the whole backstage smelled like ass guacamole

Fuyuhiko: A fucking 90 year old woman buying meth in the Chipotle parking lot?!

Ultimate Impostor: Mormons. Know. How. To. Fucking. Cook.

Mahiru: he has a tic tac head

Sonia: Suck my Richardson!?

Kazuichi: there's boobs in it though!

Peko Pekoyama: you're nothing but a peepaw to me

37 notes • Posted 2021-11-11 01:09:29 GMT

#4

I assigned pokemon types to Danganronpa characters

I only did the first and second game bc I haven’t finished UGD or Killing Harmony yet

*Trigger Happy Havoc:*

Sayaka Maizono: normal

Makoto Naegi: normal/grass (because he’s average but with a little *spice*)

Leon Kuwata: rock

Chihiro Fujisaki: electric/fairy

Mondo Owada: fire/dark

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: fire/steel

Hifumi Yamada: electric/bug

Celestia Ludenberg: ghost/fire

Sakura Ogami: fighting

Junko Enoshima: dark/fairy

Mukuro Ikusaba: dark/steel

Aoi Asahina: water

Byakuya Togami: ice

Kyoko Kirigiri: psychic

Yasuhiro Hagakure: ground/psychic

Toko Fukawa: dark/ghost

Genocider Syo: dark/fairy

*Goodbye Despair:*

Hajime Hinata: normal

Chiaki Nanami: electric/psychic 

Ultimate Impostor: normal/ghost

Teruteru Hanamura: fire

Mahiru Koizumi: grass

Peko Pekoyama: steel/fighting

Ibuki Mioda: electric/poison

Hiyoko Saionji: fairy

Mikan Tsumiki: poison

Gundham Tanaka: dark/normal

Nekomaru Nidai: rock/fighting

Nagito Komaeda: ghost/grass

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: ice/rock

Sonia Nevermind: grass/fairy

Akane Owari: fighting

Kazuichi Soda: steel/electric

44 notes • Posted 2021-05-05 04:41:12 GMT

#3

Sexuality headcanons for some of the pokemon league champions

Cynthia: asexual and biromantic

Alder: straight

N: arocace (not techinically a champion but close enough)

Diantha: bisexual, but prolly male-leaning

Wallace: gay and aromantic, probably nonbinary

Leon: pansexual but only Sonia knows

Professor Kukui: straight but his s/o (Professor Burnette) is definitely bi, so he has BI. WIFE. ENERGY.

Lance: probably still trying to figure it out

Iris: lesbian and panromantic

Steven: ace and panromantic. like the dude is fucking dressed like the ace pride flag

Blue: homophobic. that’s it that’s his sexuality

Red: aroace

50 notes • Posted 2021-06-23 18:57:21 GMT

#2

You know how cartoon villains always label themselves as like an EVIL scientist and they really need to stress the fact that they are evil? This implies that there is an occupation known as a Morally Ambiguous Scientist.

235 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 02:52:07 GMT

#1

I'm not in the harry potter fandom but I do know that if you say you like the Snape guy then you will get death threats

414 notes • Posted 2021-08-25 01:42:18 GMT

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I was tagged by @marshmallowtraver (😭 girl why) because she knows I love doing stuff like this (even though moments like this make me regret my url)

I- IT is the End by Ice Nine Kills

O- On My Way by In Loving Memory

P- Psycho by Post Malone feat. Ty Dolla $ign

E- Everything I Didn’t Say by 5 Seconds of Summer

N- Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) by My Chemical Romance

E- Everyday by Buddy Holly

D- The Dance Routine by The Midnight Beast

T- Throne by Bring Me the Horizon

H- Happy All The Time by Set It Off feat. Skyler Acord

E- Ex-Mørtis by Ice Nine Kills

C- Church by Fall Out Boy

H- Heroine by Sleeping With Sirens

A- American Idiot by Green Day

M- The Man by The Killers

B- Bad Girls Club by Falling in Reverse

E- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) by The Backstreet Boys

R- Rockstar by Nickelback

O- Ophelia by The Lumineers

F- Feel the Rain by Dream Street

S- Stole the Show by Kygo & Parson James

E- Échame La Culpa by Luis Fonsi & Demi Lovato

C- Crawling by Linkin Park

R- Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac

E- Enter Sandman by Metallica

T- Time of Our Life by Big Time Rush

S- She’s No You by Jesse McCartney

Tagging: @shadiekid @psycho-acoustics @tatsu-rose @nikkitrukoisa @arbi-official @letsagolesbians and whoever else wants to do it but I definitely don’t have enough blogs to do my whole url lol