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My mom was like "don't you feel better about yourself today because you put on regular clothes instead of wearing sweatpants all day" and I was like "no I'm just glad I didn't wreck the car"

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Sometimes it's like everything is too many and I am too few. Do you understand

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How do people run errands all day and then come home and start cooking dinner and cleaning the house. I need a nap

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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

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Due to the Unfortunate we are out of moneys forever

Spending all my fuckin money on Necessities today ugh

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Hey guys i just handed the automotive guy my car keys with the Daddy's Girl keychain still on it

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Spending all my fuckin money on Necessities today ugh

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Glad I spent two hours getting ice off my car the other day just for it to be covered in ice again when I needed it

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I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that

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Things they don't tell you about being a first time wheelchair user in highschool

Literally everyone will ask if you broke your leg(s). Everyone. Even people you don’t know. Theyll ask a lot and think you’re extremely fragile.

bruises show up within the first day of rolling around, and they can really suck

people will try to grab your chair if they think you’re struggling and it can be hard not to snap at them for it

static electricity is a huge issue. You will probably either continuously shock your leg when you’re rolling around or do what I did today and zap someone so hard as you pass that both of you nearly keel over

people will call you out as a faker if you do anything even remotely fun ever on your wheelchair. Wheelies? Obviously your legs are fine lol not like you have to go down fucking curbs /s

puddles are the worst and if there’s a curb with a puddle all around and you have some ability to walk its a better idea to just stand up and navigate the chair than to fall backwards into said puddle

weird looks from people are inevitable, especially from people who don’t like you

bus drivers will often push your chair and give you advise you don’t want to hear, even if you tell them nicely you can push yourself. Its really hard not to get mad at them for it

no wheelies in school. Though if you do it in the elevator when no one else is with you you can’t really get caught.

speaking of wheelies, always be ready to throw at least one arm behind you in case you fall. They say tuck your chin in but its easier and more reliable to throw your hands back and keep your neck up so you don’t hit the floor. Sore arms are way easier to put up with than head injuries

don’t even bother to try and roll back up curbs. You will either be there for an hour or fall backwards. I managed to do both.

90% of classrooms that aren’t special ed are not very wheelchair accessible.

people will automatically assume you’re faking something if you’re not considered dumb enough in their standards to fit in with disabled students (aka high class ableism at its finest)

people are going to give you weird looks if you don’t suddenly start sitting with the other disabled kids

standard backpacks usually dangle way too much to keep on you easily, so try to pack light

built in storage on wheelchairs cannot sufficiently carry books

don’t try to hold an umbrella. Period. Especially not with your teeth. It doesn’t work.

don’t try to give the bus driver your ticket while you’re stuck on the ramp. And speaking of, its easy to start falling down the bus ramp so be careful, and when in doubt throw on the breaks

and finally if you’re like me pray to god you don’t go nonverbal when someone is trying to push you and you don’t want them to because it is hard to get them to stop if you can’t speak

able-bodied people can and should 1000% reblog this, some of these things I’ve seen on tips about using a wheelchair but a lot of these weren’t things I’ve seen

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Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys

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Oh apparently I've actually never reblogged it on Christmas okay. Well that stops this year because it's scheduled now

Just realized that I didn't reblog cosmo the magic himbo on Christmas this year #Sad

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Cosmo the Magic Himbo: A Christmas Special

Cosmo the magic himbo

Had a very shiny crownie thingy

And if you ever saw him

You would even say he’s a himbo

All of the other fairies

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Cosmo

Play any Fairy Academy games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Jorgen came to say

“Cosmo with your crown so shiny, won’t you please wipe your own hiney?”

Then all the fairies loved him

As they shouted out with glee,

“He’s clean!”

Cosmo the magic himbo,

You’ll go down in history!

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Just realized that I didn't reblog cosmo the magic himbo on Christmas this year #Sad

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if u are ever scared of yapping about your blorbo or your life or your creative projects on the dash bc u are worried that no one wants to see it. know that I am holding your hand and supporting you. I want to see it. make that shitpost I need to read it posthaste