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idk i think they’d be besties

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Also I still don't actually understand what the joke was.

One time on Halloween in high school there was this girl I kinda knew who was wearing a very impressive hand-made gumball machine costume. She randomly approached me and said in a low tone, "Have you heard about the quarter joke?" And I was like "uhhh no" bc hadn't and she was like "[Name] came up to me and said 'put a quarter in you and two balls will come out'" and outwardly I was sympathetic but internally I was like "that was so fucking stupid I'm not sure it even counts as a joke"

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Did you know that my back hurts

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One time on Halloween in high school there was this girl I kinda knew who was wearing a very impressive hand-made gumball machine costume. She randomly approached me and said in a low tone, "Have you heard about the quarter joke?" And I was like "uhhh no" bc hadn't and she was like "[Name] came up to me and said 'put a quarter in you and two balls will come out'" and outwardly I was sympathetic but internally I was like "that was so fucking stupid I'm not sure it even counts as a joke"

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As an autistic person I view eye contact as like a really intimate thing, so if i make excessive eye contact with you or just like. Stare at you a lot that's like when a cat shows you its belly. Feel honored

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I have a friend who says "If you want my opinion..." like 100 times per day and I don't think anyone really wants his opinion but I listen anyway because he's my Pal and I want him to feel Heard and Understood

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I see a Chihuahua and I'm like "I see myself in you"

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Blazing your own selfie has got to be the most embarrassing thing to do on this website

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Just a reminder for any bloggers that are unaware—

The following blogs are spam blogs, all pretending to be Palestinians needing help in Gaza. They are mass flooding tumblr inboxes with identical text + emojis in order to ask for $90k USD.

Even when you block these blogs, they will use a side blog to send you seemingly infinite anonymous asks, and THEN change the sending blog when you block that anon.

At least 2 of these blogs have been confirmed by @gazavetters to be spamming blogs.

Here is the list:

mosabsdr

abedmajeed, which is now both aboodfmly and derawi1994, and which is also known in tags and/or blogs as:

Abdelmajed (tag)

abedmajder (tag)

familygaza5 (blog)

derawigaza (blog)

derawifami (blog)

(All of the above under aboodfmly link to the exact same chuffed fundraiser.)

nasergz

sajagz

abd20001

nasr-daher

Note: mosabsdr has a note in gazavetters' official vetting Google Doc to warn others of the spam behavior, since they are violating rule 2 (do not spam supporters or non-supporters).

Most or all of these blogs have replies turned off, so it's virtually impossible to message them directly and ask them to stop sending asks.

Please block, delete asks, and do not engage with these blogs.

To block anonymous asks: you have to wait until you get one, unfortunately, but you can then hit the 3 dots on the top right and then block the specific anon that sent you that ask. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing.

Stay safe out there, and please donate to help Palestinians at this World Food Programme link.

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Gonna turn off anons for a little while to cut down on the scam asks

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*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed

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people with tooth decay aren't bad people. they aren't lazy either. neither are they unclean or irresponsible. tooth decay doesn't make you a bad person. you don't deserve mockery, judgement, or tooth pain for having any. the only thing people with tooth decay deserve is healthcare.

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concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

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dead

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Girl dinner this, boy dinner that. Consider the following: nonbinary dinner. This is where I eat a well-balanced meal complete with carbs, protein, vegetables, fruit, and dairy (or an appropriate substitute)

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I forgot to post this one lol

It was a moment where Pedro was asked by Ghetsis to kill his brother (Atmet). Pedro for the first time after following Ghetsis during Neo-plasma , felt doubt. Should he really do that ? What was even the meaning of this ? Would it help Ghetsis climbing to the very role he so desired to take ?

Pedro ultimately ordonned his Joltik to strike his brother down with Thunder. Atmet was ultimately able to avoid taking lethal damage , despite being severly injured. Pedro knew Thunder should have killed him and that Joltik just disobeyed him , and Ghetsis probably did too. But somehow Ghetsis was pleased enough.

Ghetsis never wanted Atmet to die , he wanted to see if Pedro would kill someone he loved deeply for him. He wanted to see how much control he had over the grunt.

And if Joltik had obeyed , Atmet would have died. Therefore Pedro passed the test , Joltik didn't.

Pedro at this point was sure that this event had a meaning , that Atmet death would have helped Ghetsis in his goal. He was very surprised to see Ghetsis ...satisfied. He was sure he failed to achieve whatever he was tasked to do. To this day he still refuses to see that his brother death would have been for "nothing" but Ghetsis wicked pleasure to see his pet dog do whatever he asked.

He still tries to understand how Atmet's death could have helped Neo-Plasma as a whole.

(He is a bit thankfull that Joltik disobeyed , but wouldn't admit it because he is a piece of shit and struggles to take accountability for what he did in Neo plasma for a loooooong time. While Pedro IS a victim in many way , he is a fully grown man and is responsible for his actions and IS a CRUEL piece of shit. )

pedro in-character hate is encouraged on @pedroplasmagrunt btw !!!

(there is supposed to be some symbolism in the drawing lol)