#i know he isnt as liked as the others on that poll
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jiminy-crickets · 1 day ago
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this poll was made in a lab for me
brady tkachuk IS abby cadabby (one of the sesame street muppets) like i really don't know how to explain it beyond trust me bro but it is true trust me IT IS TRUEEEEEEE i just KNOW brady and rocco would get along good!!! and they are both talkative and kind until they get angry at which point they lash out and need to learn a lesson (abby gets told that yelling isn't nice, brady gets put in the box)
here are some of my other faves/assorted hockeys as muppets
connor bedard: robin the frog (i am projecting a bit)
nick fologno: kermit the frog (.... okay, this is left field UNLESS you know the chaos that is the 24-25 hawks team, plus if connor is gonna be robin then nick has to be kermit)
alexander ovechkin: cookie monster
tyler seguin: denise (kermits girlfriend from the ABC Muppets sitcom)
leon draisaitl: ernie (people think that ernie is hyperactive, he isnt he's just social and bert is more introverted)
connor mcdavid: bert
matt rempe: big bird!!!! ITS BIG BIRD HE IS BIG.... BIRD!!! even if he wasn't tall he would still be big bird
kevin korchinski: snuffleupagus (mostly because he's big bird/matt rempe's friend and NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM [he's just down in the AHL right now])
cole caufield: little bird (no link to kevin or matt, he just seems like one of the wiser shot boys)
marc andre flury: pepe the king prawn
quinn hughes: fozzie bear
jack hughes: rowlf
luke hughes: lew zeeland
will smith: grover (again, just trust me)
macklin celebrini: rosita
travis konecny: animal
mitch marner: julia (he was made perfect but then he was tainted by association and now everyone hate him, and everyone who remembers that he's perfect is laughed at by the ones who hate him)
tom willson: bobo the bear
nate mackinnon: captain vegtable
evgeni malkin: oscar the grouch
sidney crosby: slimey
mario lemiux: uncle deadly (this could go for any player who has his hands all over the franchise after retiring, but i think mario is the funniest one)
auston matthews: janice
matthew tkachuk: miss piggy
tim stüzle: zoe
dr bunsen honeydew: shane pinto
beaker: josh noris
jacob trouba: gonzo (this one is hard, because.... well.... its gonzo, but i think trouba is a good mix of mad comedian, bad performance art and stuntman, now unfortunately this also means that jacob touba is gender queer now i guess???)
brad marchand: camilla (you need to seperate camilla from gonzo for this to work, also the idea of a trouba/marchand relationship terrifies me so.... just no, instead you can imagine that brad marchand as camilla is dating muppet gonzo, and jacob trouba gonzo is dating muppet camilla)
wayne gretzsky: statler
paul "biz nasty" bissonnette: waldorf (okay these two are just vibes, BUT read this amazing post from @/crosbyism then tell me i'm wrong!)
claude giroux: dr teeth (again vibes, but him being an actual doctor fits with claude bragging about working with his dad for a summer as an electrician)
erik karlsson: swedish chef (have you SEEN this man's pregame meal, holy SHIT)
notable omissions
walter: i just can't think of any hockey who is walter, i feel like playing hockey long enough to get to the NHL would un walterify someone.
rizzo: none of these men are rizzo. and frankly that disgusts me.
sam eagle: i refuse to give a republican enough of my brain energy to assign them to sam
count von count: all the stats nerds have other muppets who better fit them.
elmo: maybe one day there will be a true elmo hockey but.... i can't see one. if there is a true elmo he'd need to be in juniors because elmo CAN'T be an adult who acts like a child, elmo is just a child who is being himself!
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teddybearty · 2 years ago
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That’s right everybody! It’s my favorite boy! 😍
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mmmmmmky · 5 months ago
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limutuals another poll
part of a new series of limbus polls i think reblogs with your answers and such would be appreciated :>
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ratatatastic · 20 days ago
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you know whats wacky about the whole walking in with robes? that sasha tells katie engleson (before their interview it was maffhews idea) but forsy tells swedish media that it was "captain's idea (motions head towards sasha whos doing an interview with viaplay in finnish next to him)" and when katie finally gets an interview with sasha for scripps he doesnt mention whos idea it was but during the postgame presser he goes "it wasnt my idea i think- i think it was chucky right? (turns to reino to confirm) it was chucky's idea then we just- [...] we just thought we should wear it for the game as well"
wacky game of what first the chicken or the egg but sasha and maffhew edition for some reason
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boatemboys · 6 months ago
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i didnt watch stream today but ive seen twitter talking about it...... i think its really interesting seeing peoples reactions to scar not thinking hes attractive. prefacing this by saying yeah he IS attractive i wont him so bad. but i think a lot of physically disabled people (especially those with visible disabilites, e.g. a wheelchair, a breathing tube) do think of themselves as lesser in a way? especially with the popularity of someone like scar, where people constantly draw a character very similar to you as either not disabled at all or with different, "lesser" aids, such as a cane.
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lucalicatteart · 2 years ago
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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 8: !!NOTE: this is different from the past polls - rather than choosing a story action, you're picking supplies to craft a little makeshift boat (EX: wood will be the main platform, so there should likely be the most of it, however, if there were 100% votes for branches and 0% votes for rope, then it'd just be a pile of wood held together by nothing - keep them balanced reasonably, etc.))
(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)
The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should get around the barrier by crafting a little boat to take a river detour….
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Finally crawling out of his hiding spot in the brambles, he meticulously brushes the leaves from his clothes and composes himself, now fully focused on his generic traveler's map of the area... After checking it about 500 times just to make sure he isn't confused, he determines that going down the nearby river would likely still get him where he's trying to go, and hopefully be much less treacherous than wandering through haunted forests or confronting the stern gaze of the barrier guards..
It only takes about 10 minutes of following a narrower rocky path off the main road to reach a nice shaded spot of land next to a small river. He kneels in the grass, eagerly rummaging through his backpack for supplies, in addition to whatever he can scavenge from the edge of the woods. The rush of excitement slowly dissipates however, once he realizes that he.. actually.. might not know how to make a raft as well as he thought... Surely it's quite straightforward, no? Just.. make it look like it does in picture books?? There are no rules, as long as it floats, it works! Probably anyone could build one on intuition alone! ... maybe...???
.. Once again sinking into a cloud of anxiety, he slumps over, staring at the pile of materials with teary eyes, doubtful what to even do next.... How should he build the raft? Help him by using the poll to choose the appropriate amounts of materials (determined by final % of votes in that category)!
#paventure posting#polls#choose your own adventure#Hopefulyl this isnt confusing or anything?? I know it's different than the other ones. and I wont do them this way#very often or maybe not ever again. I just wanted something that was really short and easy since the last two has#*had such long explanation text and more effort going into like what different paths there could be and etc.#Since before I add a poll option I make sure that it's something that could actually be followed to it's logical conclusion and like#actually happen (like I didn't include 'fight the guards' in the last poll because obviously just realistically he would lose#and be sent to whatever this worlds version of jail is and then probably the story would end lol. It could then become about#strategizing a way to break him out like.. obviously you can still do something with that and it can still be interesting lol. but I just#mean it kind of derails things a little too heavily. if that makes sense. etc. etc.). But becaue I've been busier lately and since#the last ones were more detailed I just wanted to think of like.. a really quick goofy one with simple choices#So instead of dictating new story paths - for this time it's just .. help him build his raft that he needs to complete the last story#path that was chosen. By picking an option you're kind of adding to the amount of that option being done#if that makes sense. so for example if at the end of the poll it was 100% votes for flowers - he would just have a pile of flowers#with no raft or anything. If it was 100% wood - he would just have a pile of tree branches held together with nothing#etc. etc. Ideal measurements are probably at least over 50% wooden branches. and whatever of anything else.#As long as there's also rope lol. 50% branches and 50% flowers still wouldn't be anything really jhhj#ANYWAY..#Though it could go wrong I'm actually not expecting some sort of weird result. most people have voted very reasonably so far#and are not like trying to sabotage him or anything or choose the weirder choices. Like last time there werent that many#votes for sneaking around the barrier or trying to bribe the guards. I think people chose stuff they thought he could reasonably do#Maybe they want to see him and the little cat succeed in their endeavors#Though there was one person who reblogged a poll once saying something like 'everyone lets make him EVIL!'#which is also valid lol
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ourflagmeansgayrights · 1 year ago
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ffs i didn’t even ask “is izzy homophobic” the question was just “was this a homophobic thing to say.” i frankly don’t give a shit about getting into a whole debate about whether or not it was justified and if this means izzy is a horrible irredeemable person like i really truly do not care about arguing how sympathetic izzy is or isn’t written to be, that is a matter of opinion and is a pointless exercise in endless online discourse. i don’t care if you sympathize with izzy. i don’t care if you hate izzy. that is not what the poll was asking.
the poll was asking a very simple yes or no question. is it homophobic to insult a gay man by saying “booooyfriend” in that tone.
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filipinosamflynn · 3 months ago
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I need me a man built like this
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Okay but let's be real here, no nuance it's all anonymous unless you wanna state your preference. If you're not attracted to men there's a special button for you!
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clayderogatory · 4 months ago
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i still find it so interesting how leon is just so incredibly popular within the resident evil fandom. like...i remember seeing this one screenshot of a poll (i dont have it on hand) but it was like a vote for people's favorite resident evil character and leon had like way over 20k votes and then the next character in second place didn't even cross like 10k votes or smth. like it's actually insane...
as much as i do love the other characters of the franchise, i really do think leon is like the poster boy child of resident evil with how popular he is. hell, i remember hearing how many people complained about like him being "too much of a simp" for ada in RE6 back in 2012 so capcom heard their complaints and really toned down their relationship in RE2R and RE4R. like if you compare how the og re4 leon and ada act with one another vs remake its a HUGE difference
AND ANOTHER THING how everyone ships everyone with him too...listen for me i dont really care unless its not illegal/pedo shit...if the art or fic is cool...its cool!!! i just think its a little funny is all
anyways moral of the story leon isnt being let down for a while now especially with games with him as the main protagonist having the most sales and just how popular of a character he is. (till hes 90) like people who dont really know the franchise will probably have heard of leon kennedy before, like hell, i got into resident evil because i watched my girlfriend play re2r and i thought leon was cute and it became my special interest
anyways i love this little blondie freak a lot and i think hes pretty neat 😼
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waterloggedsoliloquy · 1 year ago
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mutual 1: sorry the update for my webcomic this week is a bit late! i really had to rush it so it prolly looks really sloppy lol [some of the most sophisticated comic art ive ever seen]
mutual 2: call me uterine lining the way astarions cervix got me bleeding profusely
mutual 3: do you think nanowrimo will give me a posthumous pity publishing deal if i mention it in my suicide note
mutual 4: okay fine i finally started revolutionary girl utena
mutual 5: does columbo know the service he did for butch lesbians. for all of us
mutual 6: wish you were here [blurry picture set of conifer woods in early autumn evening, taken as if frantically running down a winding trail]
mutual 4: im pretty hardy i dont need the trigger list but thanks for looking out for me guys
mutual 7: good morning lovelies another day the wizard tried to best me and another day i successfully locked him in the spare bathroom lol hope u like drinking shampoo fucker
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mutual 8: here is a zip of every yuri manga scan i have and here is a backup in case i get dcma'd. the himejoshi lifestyle will never die
mutual 9: i wish i could go back in time to the shinzo abe assassination and ask to hold the doohickey
mutual 10: here's my essay on how wanting to be loved is the same as wanting to be eaten. three paragraphs in you'll find out that this is 100% tied to an obscure beauty and the beast manga i've been reading lately and how much i want to fuck the beast
mutual 4: oh thats why there was the trigger list.
mutual 11: YOU CAN'T LOCK ME IN THIS BATHROOM FOREVER
mutual 12: why do i have to defend my thesis to people i dont even respect. im not dickriding you just give me the degree
mutual 13: its just me and this scab ive picked into my scalp against the world
mutual 14: my little dragon got glazed and is ready to go into the kiln! everyone wish him good luck!
mutual 3: nvm i am a beautiful genius. perhaps the most beautiful genius of all
mutual 15: i think we should give david lynch rpgmaker and whatever happens happens
mutual 16: kpeyboaatrds brpokem gpuys
mutual 17: also heres my work in progress glossary of mixtec words! i still have a long way to go but i love being able to preserve my roots even in this small way
mutual 4: i just finished the black rose arc. question: what
mutual 18: i need emet-selch to be my wife
mutual 19: i need glados to be my husband
mutual 20: visited the ocean today!!! <3 beach pics!!! there is a darkness growing within me
mutual 21: the forms for my legal name change came in. pls vote in this poll of what my middle name should be: Dill Pickle (Dickle for short), Optimus Prime, Tumblr User Gorgonicteratologist, Smeve
mutual 22: just finished my 100th book of the year! this weeks read was the uses of enchantment by the psychologist bruno bettelheim,
mutual 23: reeses penis butter cups lol
mutual 4: i need to hunt akio for sport
mutual 24: oouugghhrgh. hot. dog.
mutual 25: your favorite character or fictional other would want you to brush your teeth and wash your face so you're well rested and wake up feeling refreshed! make them proud!
mutual 26: being a delivery driver isnt the worst job ive ever had but i do keep wondering what itd be like to drive off into the wild blue yonder one day and not come back
mutual 27: weird dog? [phone picture of critically endangered stork]
mutual 28: i think the two phone line polls in front of my house are having a lovers tryst. no way to prove it tho
mutual 4: WHAT
mutual 29: while you bitches are balduring your gates or finalling those fantasies im doing what a REAL gamer does. playing a b tier rpg that came out in 2004 for the 18th time
mutual 30: ^ real. hamtaro ham ham heartbreak is a masterpiece of interactive art. im not even going to call it a video game at this point
mutual 4: THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?! ANTHY?
mutual 31: can you help me pick which drawing looks better: 34% overlay or 36% soft light?
mutual 32: new video essay out. its called disability in video game narratives: final fantasy 14's most reliable fault. i churned the script out over an all-nighter and my mic crapped out halfway through but by god i did it
mutual 33: my new zine bundle is out! if you buy it you also get a discount on all my game jam games! i really cant wait for you to play them!
mutual 4: yall should watch revolutionary girl utena
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ultimategenshintournament · 4 months ago
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Ultimate Genshin Tournament: Finals
[Mistake poll, go vote in the new one]
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Propaganda below cut
Arlecchino:
Hot Evil Woman.
#the duality of arlecchino is so well done #Also her design is insanely attractive (via @rinrinlovee)
#women driven by their own agenda #implied to be fucking insane #people were disappointed she didn't actually kill the kids in her story but listen #that would make her no better than dottore #she's a bad bitch she refuses to run the house on anyone’s terms but her own #i love morally grey characters guys #arle has mystery and intrigue there is no telling what her next move might be #and she has her fair share of tragic yuri #the fact that she is harsh #that there is inherent immorality in her character since she trains orphans to be child soldiers #but the fact that she still cares deeply for her charges #and arle thinks the doctor is despicable and refuses to make deals with him #except one that allowed her to set the children free to take their own path #like i cannot emphasize enough how much depth is in her character #freminet reports that she doesnt like when the children cry #but she still brought him back an emblem of his mother #and told him the truth about why he is in the House #in fact she's deeply appalled when she finds out he's been lied to and told his mother no longer wanted him #she is incredibly perceptive and forward thinking #and fine ill say it shes hot #and she's ridiculously powerful #in her boss fight we dont even kill her. we don't even come close #she was just entertaining us as a test #also i really enjoy a character who can suffer such tragedy and carry it with her in her life #but then is afforded the agency to make it better for herself and everyone who comes after #no child will die for wanting to choose their future #wanderer saying that those who have seen through her cordial facade have disappeared #like how can you NOT be interested in her #i want to know desperately what her grand plan is #i think we as a fanbase moved on way too quickly from the fact that teenage arlecchino #KILLED A FUCKING HARBINGER #also the question of where is arle actually from still remains #what exactly *is* she? (via @stormyrainyday)
Furina:
girl deserves therapy and hugs and the best life in the WORLD because she went through a lot!!!! wouldn't pretending to be a god for 500 years with no support mess you up? and yet she still kept on going for her people!! she wanted to save her nation from a doomsday prophecy and she DID
After act 5 she deserves the world :(
“If all the people of Fontaine are on one side, and I am on the other…is it not obvious where the scales of suffering should tilt?” NO IT ISNT YOU’RE JUST ABNORMALLY SELFLESS AND INCREDIBLE AND PERSISTENT. Even the Archons praise Furina’s name and say she is a human with strength and capability worthy of an Archon. That’s not even to speak of Focalors. She snapped at Arlecchino when she implied that Furina had done nothing to preserve her people from the flood. Meanwhile every minute she was working to prevent the prophecy. A month after we took her to court and almost got her killed she agreed to help us direct a play, a favor for a favor
Guys, she deserves to win. She endured 500 years of torment and suffering. No hope in sight, just the knowledge that a trial, any trial, might signal the start of her life as herself. She sacrificed herself again and again: her reputation before the people of Fontaine, her happiness during the 500 years of her rule, and her very own divinity. Her trailer is literally just her worst nightmare coming to life. She is finding the joy in life again, slowly. Let’s be a part of that joy. Vote Furina!!!! 
Your honor, they're married and Arlecchino would want her wife to win.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER? SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOSH AND HER VOICEEEEE MY QUEEN MY GODDESS MY EVERYTHING WE NEED TO HAVE HER WIN THIS SHE IS SO PRETTY
she literally gave up her entire sense of self and sacrificed everything just to save Fontaine… all without ever knowing that she was the human side of the archon. She did everything because of her own sense of justice, because of her love for the people, because even she had to do her all for a chance for them to live on. Furina is the perfect example of what a leader should be, while also being so so very fragile and just…so very human. needless to say, Furina is perfect through being imperfect. So she absolutely deserves this win FURINA SWEEP REAL!!!
she managed to fool an entire nation and even the hydro dragon for 500 years. She literally put up the greatest act in all of history. All for one singular goal. The survival of Fontaine. And what did she give? Everything. Her soul. Her life. She is the epitome of the most amazing character design. And so she absolutely deserves this win!!
she literally was almost assassinated by the one she is up against right now. She literally almost was killed by arle. Literally WHY would you let arle win over our beloved queen Furina? Furina is a victim who is suffering trauma from her. She deserves the win more than arle! Payback for arle traumatizing sweet, innocent Furina…!!!!!
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lokh · 2 years ago
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ok. so about 3 hours out i make my final appeal
first. some of us wonder why mob is in this tournament. characters are entered by nomination and someone made a compelling argument for mob being low empathy. i can respect that
however.
nagai kei is THE dogshit empathy boy
theres an argument to be made that there are different types of empathy and also that empathy ≠ compassion. affective empathy relates to actually being affected by others emotions. emotionally (personal distress and empathic concern). cognitive empathy relates to understanding others' perspectives and what they might feel and why. kei is totally fucked over in both of them.
he cant relate to other people and he doesnt want to. he outright says "i've never worried about anyone else unless it was for show." someone dies in front of him and he goes 'oh well! not my problem anymore and it wasnt my fault' and gets on with his day. his ability to understand others' perspectives is limited and goal-oriented, knowing for example that having a dying partner makes one desperate but not truly understanding what that feels like, only that it makes one easy to manipulate. he gets an arc where he begins to feel inadequate for lacking empathy not because he feels guilty over it, but because it might somehow make him less effective at achieving his goals
and he chooses to stick by his low empathy
i dont agree that hes morally bankrupt and its true also that having low empathy doesnt make you morally bankrupt. in fact i think his principles are all he has, and that they do drive him to act compassionately. because he IS capable of that! time and time again he acts in ways that seem at odds with his low empathy, saving people he has shown no attachment to and putting himself in danger over it. remember the guy from earlier that i said died in front of him? surprise! they werent dead! and the first thing he does is go 'oh fucking Hell' and he goes back to save them. why? because he can and to him its what he should do. i actually also dont think he has zero empathy but if its a contest between him and mob (and it is.) then he definitely has less of it
more to the point, keis low empathy is central to both him as a character and also to the narrative. as it has been pointed out, mobs whole thing is about accepting and processing his own emotions without repressing them, and about connecting with other people. keis whole thing is literally going fuck that we ball low empathy forever ive never met an emotion in my life. and he chooses this and it works for him and its something that isnt changed about him! THATS swaggy
vote for kei PLEASE
Round 2; Group 1: Nagai Kei (Ajin) vs. Kageyama "Mob" Shigeo (Mob Psycho 100)
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monkawonka · 6 months ago
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Okay. So cooking and feeding yourself and others just means alot to me (even tho i burn alot of stuff teehee) but i just read alot of different hc for these two and cooking and wanna do a poll cuz i got brain worm. Anyways my specific HC under the cut
Okay so i honestly think neither knew how to cook dureing the events of the first game. Phoenix, i think could cook a bit but it would be very bland cuz he doesn't know how spices work and i also think he burnt stuff alot. He didnt seem like he had the time to learn to cook between lawschool and wanting to save edgeworth. He's always been better at takeing care of others than takeing care of himself so i dont think he was a particularly good cook dureing the events of the first and especially second game. This bitch has never looked at a recipe.
Edgeworth on the other hand probably hasent ever needed to cook like ever. Gregory might have had miles help in the kitchen but after miles moved into the von karma household he never really used a kitchen outside of a kettle maybe. He doesn't know how ovens work. When in Europe after the first game is when he startss to learn some cooking. I think its part of his learning to care for himself. Treat yourself kindly and make yourself a nice meal is the idea. I think at first its disastrous. He may have had to put out some fires. I think he improves in cooking when he starts to improve himself, sort of like a reflection of his progress. By the time he returns in the secound game hes able to cook better than phoenix but only if following a recipe.
Phoenix doesnt see major improvement untill his disbarment. The first few years dont see much improvement but in tye last few years he spends time in europe with edgeworth and something they do together is cook. They choose a recipe and follow it, and phoenix starts useing those recipes when they return home.
By the time phoenix gets his badge back i think they are both pretty capable cooks and have a decent understanding of how to use spices and not set fires. I think in the end edgeworth is the better cook overall but phoenix isnt too far behind, he just has more kitchen accidents bit he also cooks more than edgeworth since he likes to feed people.
Anyways i have more thoughts bit o need to sleep and also i cant find the words cuz it makes me too happy
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avidredux · 18 days ago
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I think for my first original post on this blog I'm gonna talk about hyrule because he's got a vibe to him that I'm trying to decipher desperately
I don't even know where to begin. I think first I'll start with how I dont know how I ever thought he was shy when I first started reading linked universe. humble, yes. awkward at times? definitely. shy? nope. makes fun of time openly for being old¹
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makes puns²
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elbows people³ (not only elbowing someone not even in the conversation, but interrupting him as well, to talk to someone else entirely; i love hyrule dearly)
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shouts orders⁴
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grabs time by his shirt and yells in his face⁵(!? this is crazy to me, i can’t imagine any other member of the chain doing this even considering the circumstances. i repeat: i love hyrule dearly)
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he doesn't read as shy so much as reserved to me. he doesn't feel the need to fill a silence but he definitely isnt afraid to. I think about the little statue twi makes them chase after a lot. in that scene, hyrule is the one investigating first, and when it runs off, he orders sky and wars to go after it and they do. a captain of the hyrulian army and a graduate of the knights academy (and future king!) and they just listen to him. it makes me wonder how intense he must have sounded.
a few updates later and he brags he can take a whole camp down himself with ease while bantering with wars.⁶
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I'm kind of just rambling at this point and I'm aware not a lot of it makes sense so I'll come back to this with more coherent thoughts but yeah
don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with a shy anxious hyrule, I'm just wondering where it came from because I also used to pretty exclusively look at him like that when I was first reading the comic a couple years ago
accidentally added a poll and idk how to get rid of it so random poll and refs under the cut
all art belongs to @/linkeduniverse
this blog will be like my little log of observations and thoughts. as such I'm probably going to ramble a lot sorry in advance
¹ masks pt.2 & malon pt.5
² entrance pt. 1 & like like
³ dawn pt. 5
⁴ divine dark reflections pt. 9
⁵ dawn pt. 2
⁶ magic sword (one of my favorite updates and one day I'll do a breakdown of why)
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simblorbo-bracket · 2 months ago
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Simblr Blorbo Sexyman Tournament - Semi-Finals
Viscera Vogt (@occultradio) VS. Arielly Vespertinai (@paracosmic-sims)
(polls are presented left -> right unless stated otherwise)
Who deserves the title of Simblr's Sexiest Blorbo more? Remember to vote with your heart!
Winner of this poll will advance to the finals
Additional images and propaganda (if provided) available below!
(main image(s) needed to be cropped for formatting and will be provided in full below the cut)
Viscera Vogt
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Singer, guitarist, author, bar owner, husband wifey and father what can't he do?!
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Arielly Vespertinai
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Here comes a buff disabled hot gal with the wheel steel chair!!
I love my post-canon little blorbo more than anything else, you dont understand. I couldn't help myself but put entry her.
...I dont have much to offer as why you should vote for her other than: have you seen her? She could crush your head between her thighs. She could step on you with a metal leg. She has the prettiest brown eyes the world has seen. You could spend eternity kissing each freckle on her face and shoulders and back. Imagine being tired of walking and you have someone stong enough to carry you as passenger princess (regardless of gender lol) in her wheelchair. Isnt that perfect?
Arielly is adventurous, dance-machine and loyal. She's very stubborn, but a ride-or-die for the people she holds dear. She may or may not have an account for arson. She's the type of person whose friendship feels better than therapy. She will help you hide a body. She will kill a man for you. She will lavish you in gifts and attention and enough money to bail you out and pay for the best attorneys. She will not, in fact, realize you like her beyond friendship unless you directly shake her by her shoulders screaming this fact in her face. But its okay, she's just attraction-blind. Nobody's perfect, though her mix of sharpness and softness might lead you to believe that. Truly, the best of both worlds.
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🎵 Smash the competition, baby
Show us some good entertainment 🎶
Pretend I know how to shade muscles properly, please and ty (T-T). For some reason, even with maxed-out sliders in cas, you can barely peek at her abs and thigh muscles in-game.
Look at that profile, though. Are you seeing that profile? Ethereal. Gorgeous. (Can you tell I love her yet? That regardless of anything, she's already a winner in my heart?)
I need everyone to see her. The world doesn't know what its missing by not seeing this amazing woman at least once in their lives. Have you seen her now? Truly, a blessing.
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Self aware twst au is so good cause you probably wouldn't know unless they slip up (cough Cater cough) AND I FEEL LIKE THEY WOULD BE WORSHIPPING YOU AND FIGHTING OVER YOU!!!
Like if you are getting Lilias birthday card, HE WOULD BE SO SMUG ABOUT IT ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE TO GET TO 100 PULLS TO GET IT.
The rest of them are SALTYYY, the Adeuce would be mad because they spend the most time with you, might try to win you over by giving you more gems and showing up more in the daily reward thingy.
Riddle would be trying to find any reason to get on screen, he'd like get mad at Ace and Deuce for NO REASON like they could breathe the wrong air in front of Riddle.
Trey would keep showing up in your gacha polls he'd be giving you so much cards of him, NOTICE HIM GIVE HIM ATTENTION.
Cater would keep TRYING to turn on your camera, the others would get PISSED at him cause they don't want you to get scared and not play.
Leona would try to pretend he doesn't care BUT HE DOES, He would be LIVID and SALTY if you skipped his banner for someone else, HE'D TAKE IT OUT ON POOR RUGGIE.
Ruggie is probably trying to get you to put him on homescreen, poor bb just wants your UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, LEVEL HIM UP!!
Jack would definitely be unsure of what to do, like he'd end up trying to get your attention, showing up for daily reward as the guest. He'd give you gems JUST LOOK AT HIM, he'd be wagging him tail.
Azul omg Azul he's a bb he just wants you to get all of his cards, level them up, PUT HIM ON HOMESCREEN, he'd probably try to get your attention by desperately saying things that are like showing he's self aware, IT JUST SLIPS.
Jade would be so passive-aggressive he'd be like SALTY when he's on screen, making aggressive remarks with a sly smirk on his face, HES SO PETTY lol.
FLOYD WOULD END UP GIVING THEM AWAY AS SELF AWARE, HE WANTS YOURE ATTENTION AND IS GONNA DO WHATEVER HE CAN TO GET IT, HES SO SALTY AND WILL PUSH THE OTHERS TO GET ON YOUR DAILY REWARDS SCREEN.
Kalim would be so clingy to you, he'd somehow end up in every story, he just loves you, GIVE HIM ATTENTION, HES SO OBVIOUS ABOUT IT ASWELL.
Jamil would be planning whoevers on the homescreen demise, HE WILL ELIMINATE EVERY OTHER OPTION HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH YOU, AND KALIM WOULD BE BUGGING HIM TO HELP HIM GET YOU, Jamil would be so pissy though.
Vil is PISSED, he is the most beautiful and fairest of them, SO WHY ISNT IT HIM THATS ON YOUR HOMESCREEN, if you skip his banner omg he's gonna take it out on epel and he'd start thinking he's not enough, JUST GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HE DESERVES, or else.
Rook would be trying to get on that homescreen you will find all of his cards in your pulls, HES GONNA GET THERE, and gonna call you beautiful things in French just you wait (paint me like one of your French girls).
Epel will definitely be getting on Vils nerves even more than usual, HE JUST SO MAD THAT YOU DIDNT WAIT FOR HIS BANNER, CHOOSE HIM. LOVE HIM, he needs the reassurance (and your attention).
Idia just wants to see you, but he's so socially awkward, he'd be trying to find a way into your world, he doesn't want the other to know if he does, BUT HE STILL WANTS YOU TO PULL FOR HIM, HE KNOWS THE PAIN OF PULLING FOR A CHARACTER AND KNOWING YOULL SAVE OR SPEND MONEY FOR HIM, HE WOULD JUST BE SO FLUSTERED.
Ortho just likes spending time with you, you're just so glorious in his eyes, he also want his brother to be happy with you aswell, he's GONNA help his brother get into your world or atleast you in theirs, HE WANTS A HAPPY END.
Sebek would be trying to get you to get Malleus cards, HE WANTS HIS WAKASAMA HAPPY, AND YOU MAKE HIS WAKASAMA HAPPY, BUT at the same time he loves you and he wants you aswell, he'd share or give you to Wakasama.
Silver would want you to get his cards and put him on homescreen, BUT he's so sleepy so not much gets done BUT HE TRIES, HE'LL BE YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR JUST LOOK AT HIM, He'd be slightly happy for Batty boy of course, but he's also slightly jealous.
LILIA WOULD BE ESTATIC IF YOU GOT HIS BIRTHDAY CARD, HE WANTS YOU TO LEVEL HIS UP, OMG IS HE ON THE HOMESCREEN, he's such a tease though, he'll act like he's not too affected by it but IF YOU GET TO 100 PULLS ON HIS BANNER, BATTY BOY WOULD FEEL A BUT BAD BUT SO HAPPY THAT YOU SPENT OR SAVED MOENY JUST FOR HIM, FUFFUFUFUFUFU.
Malleus would be kinda salty that you didn't wait for his which is so close to Lilias, BUT Hornton is trying to get your attention as well, HE IS SO ATTENTION STARVED, HE NEEDS IT. He is also trying to find a way to get you into their world or into yours he's looking through tons of spell books, but he wants on that homescreen, YOURE NOTHING LIKE HES EVER SEEN, HE WORSHIPS YOU, LOVES YOU, MARRY HIM!!
THESE ANGSTY BOYS JUST WANT YOUR ATTENTION SO BAD, GIVE IT TO THEM, THEY ALL WANT TO BE NOTICED!!
(jealous of batty boy)
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