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Watching skating videos in a platonic way

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bugs is…. shrimp????

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Or mayhaps it’s you who’s gotten much taller…

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Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

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sire your tits are perfect.. don't listen to him.... he's just jealous..

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my issue with the argument that "disliking ai art is inherently reactionary" is that it acts like pro-ai art people are somehow less reactionary on their views on art, when like the majority of defense's of ai art as like a higher form art are indistinguishable from the arguments people use to defend the art of like. hitler

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

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?????? rich people are losing it

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Oh to be a fly on the wall of that ethics committee

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pet names

[ID: Black and white comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash overhears a conversation from a nearby table at the restaurant they’re seated at, the unnamed character saying, “Honey, can you pass me that?” Their partner says, “Sure thing, angel.” The unnamed character begins again, “Say, did you hear the news from earlier?” In response, “Haven’t got the chance. Tell me about it?” Vash smiles fondly, listening in as the conversation continues, “You’d never guess, babe! The runner–” Abruptly, the conversation is cut in by a “Needle nogging”, Vash’s expression changing instantly and no longer smiling. The panel cuts to Wolfwood who smiles lop-sidedly, pointing at Vash’s plate and says, “If you’re not going to eat that. I’ll take it.” Vash grabs the plate and holds it away and says, “Mine” while Wolfwood clicks his tongue. He pauses for a moment before asking slowly, “Hey, is there any reason you don’t use cute names with me?” Wolfwood lifts a cup of water up to his lips, looking confused. He says, “I do though.” Vash cuts in, “Spikey and needle nogging aren’t cute!”

Vash continues with a shy expression, “Since we’re together now…” he trails off and Wolfwood picks up, taking a sip of water as he says thoughtfully, “Together, huh…” Vash pauses in his sentence with a look of confusion before reaffirming, “We are together, right?” Wolfwood nods, “Right.” Vash says, “Right”, before continuing, his shy expression returning, “Then you can use stuff like… honey or-” Wolfwood cuts in this time and says casually, “You’re not a honey though.” A panel cuts of Vash’s expression changing again, shocked. He asks, “Huh? Then who is?” Wolfwood says immediately, “Milly.” Vash exclaims, “Milly?!” Wolfwood continues, “She’s sweet, just like honey.” A bubble pops up of Milly smiling as Wolfwood speaks. Vash continues, “Okay, true… What about sweetpea?” Wolfwood responds, “Kids. Kids are sweetpea. And pumpkin too.” Vash continues, “Okay… What about baby?” Wolfwood says without hesitation, “Meryl.” Vash exclaims again, “Meryl?!” Wolfwood explains,“ Noisy, like a baby.” Vash mutters, “Hey, that’s a bit mean…”

Vash continues persistently, “Then what about babe?” Wolfwood shrugs with a grin, “You are not a babe.” Vash looks at him, slightly frustrated before exclaiming with flushed cheeks, “Then what am I?!” Wolfwood points at his hair and smiles softly, “I told you. You’re the one and only needle nogging.” A panel closes in on Vash’s widen eyes, cheeks still red, pausing before he ultimately resigns, planting his face into the palms of his hands and muttering, “I give up…” At the same time, Wolfwood sneaks and grabs the plate of food that Vash left unattended, saying in response, “You get up cuaght up about the dumbest things, y'know that?”

The comic then picks up again to a jump in time, after they’ve left the restaurant. Wolfwood muses to Vash, “You said all that about the names earlier, but I don’t hear ya using them for me.” Vash looks to him excitably and asks, “Did you want me to?” Wolfwood looks at him with an uncertain expression, “Not really, but I guess I am curious…” Vash beams, “Then let’s try some, okay… dear?” He fingerguns Wolfwood with a grin, little hearts surrounding him. Wolfwood just looks at him neutrally and says, “Okay,” while thinking to himself, “Cute…” Vash exclaims, “So unenthusiastic!”

The next comic picks up at a different time, but on the same theme of pet names. Vash hugs Wolfwood and says to him, “Thank you, my love.” A panel close up of Vash steadily opening his eyes before he sees Wolfwood’s reaction up close, his eyes glancing away, cheeks flushed, and the smoke out of his cig forming soft hearts as he mutters, “Sure…” In a smaller, cartoonish style, Vash has a comedically exaggerated expression of shock and widened eyes as he grips Wolfwood by the shoulders while Wolfwood still wears a shy expression. He then nudges his head to the side of Wolfwood’s with a close eyed happy smile, hugging him close and says, “So, there WAS one you liked!” Wolfwood, still looking away, but now with an irritated and embarrassed expression, grumbles, “Shut up…”

The final image is a short sequence. Wolfwood is working on something, spacing out as he does, while Vash from off screen calls for him, starting with “Babeeee? Babe? Beautiful? Honey? My love?” All of which gets no reaction from Wolfwood. Vash pauses for a moment before piping up again, “wolfwood?” Wolfwood turns around, finally noticing that Vash was calling for him and asks, “What?” A box at the bottom of the page says, “Unresponsive to anything other than his names.” END ID]

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hand holding!

[ID: A comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Wolfwood and Vash walk together in the desert. Wolfwood looks up and then glances downwards with slightly flushed cheeks. Vash turns to him as Wolfwood says “Ahem” and he extends his hand outward, offering to Vash.

Vash looks at him curiously, then hands a blank-faced Wolfwood his gun. Vash says apprehensively, “Here… Don’t do anything weird with it.” Wolfwood stares at the gun, then throws it hard at Vash’s face, knocking his glasses fall off.

Vash yelps, “Ow!” and Wolfwood yells, “Why the hell would I want your damn gun!?!” Wolfwood, furious, moves like he’s about to hit Vash with the Punisher, and Vash frantically tries to shield himself and shouts, “W-wait, calm down!! (You’re mad?!)”

The final panel is in a more cartoony style and shows them holding hands. Wolfwood looks away with a huff, blushing, and Vash looks very content and has a heart floating next to him. End ID] ID CREDIT