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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

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since someone at work taught me the old “flick a match across a room so it lights midair” trick the allure of arson has become more compelling

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

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I know it’s a story that’s been told a million times in a million different ways already but hear me out: mods and rockers Romeo and Juliet

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im obsessed with this one guy on instagram who goes to that deer park in japan and takes videos of them set to 2000s pop punk and rock. all of the videos are like this

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some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

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to be fair, it does say “to be completely made up by medical officer” so they can put whatever they like

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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hazmat is short for hazardous matthew

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

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my personal character design opinion

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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The Garfield strip published on 9/11/2001 unintentionally feels like Garfield did 9/11.