#i kind of want virgil

[trans-lycion]

Just caught up to edge of midnight

[rosesradio]

You're the only person i follow who posts about thomas sanders

And i only watch him for sanders sides, i'm not really in the fsndom online, so i guess you are the best person to ask this

Why does thomas take so long to upload new sander sides?

ten questions scientists still can't answer, anon

[loganslowdown4]

Janus: I’m going on a date with Patton, bye.

Virgil: No

Janus: What?

Remus: Chores before whores.

Janus:

Virgil: Dishes before bitches.

Janus:

Remus: Cutting grass before getting ass.

Janus: I’m telling Patton what you said.

Virgil: NOOO

Remus: ITS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH

Janus: Goodbye *leaves*

Virgil: Degenerate!

Remus: Ingrate! Freeloader!

Virgil: Let’s go make all his gloves fingerless

Remus: Let’s.

[guardevoir]

100 days of art, 82/100 - Back on my Turian bullshit!

Dunno who this guy is yet; I was pondering Turian color schemes under the shower earlier and my brain went "hey what if chai latte colored" and I didn't have anything better to do, so!

I think he's pretty, so he'll probably stick around, but I don't have any solid plans yet.

[southern--downpour]

damn animation is pretty fun. wish cleanup didnt exist

[swhhdr-wthhr]

they're besties in every universe

pose references under cut

[ronancebyler]

there's so much "robin and will bonding over being in love with a wheeler and being gay"

a decent amount of "nancy and mike thinking they're too slow over realizing they love someone"

some "robin helps mike pull his head out of his ass and realize he's a fruity ass"

not enough "nancy and mike bond over being in love with someone of the same gender with internalized homophobia right after the end of a straight passing relationship"

too little "nancy and will bond over being on opposite sides of the same relationship problem"

and almost no "robin and mike bond over trying to love someone who should be perfect for them (vickie and el) and being petty dumb bitches as they're stupidly jealous over someone they don't even realize they love even though to everyone else it's painfully obvious they'll only ever love them"

AND I WANT MORE OF ALL OF THEM. GIMME FIC RECS

[parvuls]

ocean's 11 au where jack is danny and shitty is rusty and bitty is linus; shitty finds out their mark is dating jack's ex-wife camilla and is unhappy with jack for putting the job at risk to get her back (and for not telling him that he's still in love with her). he's reasonably doubtful when jack claims the job has nothing to do with that.

except jack is telling the truth, and when the team finds out it really complicates his truly inept attempts to flirt with their newest recruit.

[futuristictheoristcowboy]

frucking steven universe oc's

[starscelly]

im trying to think out an ocean’s eleven au and. i think otter in the role of yen is so funny. like objectively he’s the most flexible out of the team so that was the immediate connection in my mind. but also. im thinking of HOW much he’d have to contort his 6′5″ ass to fit into the things they put yen into in the movies. and thats so fucking funny actually. just fully folded up. putting otter into a duffel bag. 

[dearest-lady-disdain]

leigh bardugo, ma'am, are a virgil and dante from the divine comedy slasher

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

2p Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt

“Dude wtf why”

he knows he’s bad but like, he doesn’t feel like he’s that bad, yeah he’s sex obsessed and a manipulative and violent yandere, but like he’s “why the fuck are you throwing me into hell before time?!”

Of course he’s going to hell no matter what, he knows that, but not this early

He’s going to hate it so much, he really isn’t as equipped for this as one might think, unless we are talking about the hell from Dante’s inferno, because then he will be chilling in the second circle (aka the circle of lust) with all those hot people, so like if that’s how hell works, maybe don’t put him there, even if the wind is annoying

2p Italy/Luciano Vargas

This guy is so fucking pissed you won’t believe it, he’ll be yelling and swearing for what feels like hours

He’d probably end up in the second circle or the seventh circle of hell (violence where people boil in a river of blood and fire) since he’s a violent little shit, not to mention super sexist 

yeah, he deserves to be in hell, especially after the way he treated you, but he doesn’t think he’s in the wrong, he thinks society is, and he will try his best to escape, which will be hard when a lot of the people he has killed are also in hell, just waiting to beat the shit out of him

2p Japan/Kuro Honda

He’s angry of course, how dare you do this to your master

To be fair he has experienced enough hell on earth to not be THAT impressed or scared, well unless you bring back childhood memories, because then he will be furious (let’s just say his childhood was VERY fucked up, and that’s putting it mildly)

You can’t really do anything worse to him than what he has already experienced so although he will hate being in hell, he will slowly be brewing a plan to kill you or trap you in hell forever.

Also the second circle of hell but for fun either the fifth (wrath where people beat the shit out of each other underwater) or the seventh.

2p Scotland/Garvin Kirkland

He’s terrified, usually he’s like, i can do worse than you and now that you’ve literally dragged him to hell he’s seriously reconsidering who’s the bigger sadist, 

And as he’s not a masochist he hates being in hell, he’s not all about  receiving the pain and punishment

He should probably also serve time in the seventh circle of hell, he’s good at hiding his violence, at first at least. But he will also blame you for it all, if he had known about all this he might have gotten the fuck away from you

[kanene-yaaay]

Which three sides from Sanders Sides would you choose to wreck with tickles, have an evenly two-sided tickle fight with, and tickle you into oblivion? And why?

That little "and why" is such a power move DFGHJKJJHGFDFGH What do you mean I can't even just drop off the names and run away to an unknow forest in my own home smh smh (/j)

Okay!! So! To wreck with tickles I would def choose Patton. No questions asked, no hesitation. He is such a goofy, sweet bean that I would LOVE to see how wider, happier and sillier I can make his smile. I bet all my souls that hearing his giggles would melt my heart and his squeals would heal me. Besides!! He is a very comforting character for me so !!! to show him at least a lil bit of the care he shows everyone else? THAT IS MY JAM!! Also,,, imagine him just,,,,, happy,,, smiling and laughing,,,, how could I not-

Now, to have an even tickle fight with I am LOOKING at Roman because HOLY GOSH!!! How fun would that be!! I have no idea what kind of reactions he would have to wiggly fingers and silly scribbles but I BET that he wouldn't back away from a challenge, even if a tickly one!! And I mean, look at him, he DO DESERVE A LOT OF LAUGHTER IN HIS LIFE. And, again, listening to him laughing out my name? That would def heal something inside me. And he is playful and that would destroy me EDFGTHUJKIDFGT I am all but a simple gurl with simple wishes and no energy to fight back a lot so he would def win the tickle fight but I would have caught a lot of snorts and yelps so I think we're very even.

So, 'tickle you into oblivion' is DFGHYUJKIDFGH def one of the sentences ever written in an ask alright. I refuse to acknowledge it. but Virgil. Just.... I MEAN. HE IS. FIGH AND FLIGHT. AND HAVE YOU SEEN HIS SMIRK? HIS PURPLE EYESHADOW? THE WAY HE LIKES TO PRANK BEANS? Look, look, I just think that he is neat okay and I wouldn't have to care about my reactions around him. Also he is anxious and he would get me alright. Besides Idk I feel like he would be a KILLER with surprise attacks and yet sweet enough to forget he is supposed to be teasing the person and just bask in the joy of being able to make someone laugh. The fact that I had to type all of those words with my own two hands....

[robertdownerjunior]

since it's almost mothers day, im going to admit something

i dont like it when fanders call logan mom.

[southern--downpour]

okay first thoughts. i dont HATE the ending i just feel like it needed more time in the season to reach the conclusion it did

[eliotquillon]

idgaf virgil having to pretend he was sad about jasper getting murdered like 12 hrs after he said he couldn’t wait to break jasper’s face and ribs is so fucking funny. just know he went home after cassia and ollivan left the heart and started punching the air with glee he was literally jasper’s opp from day 1