#i just think this is funny af
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The brainrot part 2
SoulmatesAU: you crave what your soulmate is currently eating.
I think this would be hilarius on Codys side because there is no way the long-necks explained jackshit about soulmates and i think he would be really confused. Like everyday he wakes up and he craves leaf water with different flavours.
Obi-wan on the other side has a normal life until one day he wakes up and just pauses for a long time, because why tf does he want to eat bacta?? And then a couple months later he gets more confused because he either want some weirdly specific fish (from Kamino) or cardboar (actually ration but they are so tasteless it seems cardboard).
#codywan#obiwan my beloved#obi-wan kenobi#commander cody#cody my beloved#codywan au#soulmates#soulmates au#i just think this is funny af#thinking about marine biology#i'm so sick#send help#fanfic idea
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I am watching some random episodes of ruining history (puppet history predecessor) and… I’m watching one called ‘Was Ben Franklin In A Sex Cult’ y’know because with a title like that I couldn’t not watch it. And… I have come across a fun little historical fact that I need to share with you all.
aka the sex cult that ben franklin may have been in (the Friars of st. Francis of Wycombe)
But also known as...
(The Hellfire Club)
I just- they must've known about this right? It was about rituals and stuff and it's too specific to be a coincidence. I mean the name, the cult stuff (or accused cult stuff for st)- that's pretty much it but. Listen. It's an aspect of United States history (because of ben franklin i think), it's got a very specific name, there's cults involved, general accounts and accusations of rituals, and I think there was some boring satanic stuff. Anyways I wasn't expecting to see this today and thought I'd throw it into the tag for everyone else.
#i just think this is funny af#like imagine them being like 'what should we name this d&d club'?#in like the writers room or whatever#and then just being like 'do you guys know about that sex cult that ben franklin mightve been in called the hellfire club?'#and then 'yes! its perfect!'#like okay#sure why not
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i love the DLC man
#elden ring#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation#with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs#and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area#she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it#the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy#really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina#then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs#now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end#the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this#yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out
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my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees
#ramble#also like. everything else aside calling any ADULT a ‘poor young girl’ is yucky af#we’re not delicate little flowers who don’t know how to think. i’m an adult with medical autonomy and a working brain#calm down you’re deranged#i won’t get on my soapbox today but it’s just funny how they think they’re the grounded sane ones#also the double standard drives me insane#with trans men it’s ‘delicate abused woman’ and with trans women it’s ‘creepy predatory man’#it’s almost like transphobia is just rebranded misogyny and they don’t actually care about equal rights#who would’ve thought
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"Christopher would absolutely have something to say about that. That kid cannot shut up about you." Oh I bet. Tommy rolls up to the Diaz house expecting a chill time with Eddie and gets met with a teenager who brings Buck up in every sentence. That's usually Buck's seat. Buck never forgets to use a coaster. Oh yeah you fly helicopters cool did you know Buck saved someone from a helicopter crash? We already watched this movie with Buck. That's not what we order when Buck is here why aren't there extra crab rangoons? etc etc etc Christopher only told Buck about Tommy agreeing with his Star Wars opinions because his bullshit radar is so fine tuned that the second Tommy patronized him the tiniest bit (as most adults do talking to teenagers it's not Tommy's fault my dude is fighting for his life) he was like my father will hear about this and Buck is so jealous he has no idea Chris is complaining
#i would KILL to see chris' point of view#911 abc#buck bothered and bewildered#tommy kinard#christopher diaz#evan buckley#911 spoilers#christopher probably DOES think tommy is cool af though i just think it would be funny if he was mad on buck's behalf
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get pookied
#clay terran#apollo justice#dual destinies#claypollo#ace attorney#sketches#i like to think that they were a long-term couple so this is just like typical behavior for them#apollo having a whole life outside of work is funny af like he just doesn’t bring anything abt himself up unless pressed about it#(just finished soj. incredibly middling game in the story+character writing department dual destinies clears it easily.)#(but the dhurke situation was neat….)
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athena's favourites (they are war criminals in several countries)
#the iliad#tagamemnon#odysseus#diomedes#odydio#greek mythology#i just finished reading the iliad like. 2 days ago#its peak#and i LOVE the achaean squad#think i'll (try to) tackle all of them eventually but priority to the possessed-by-an-owl duo#cause theyre funny af#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art
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so like how long do yall think it took for the guys to tell lloyd zane's a robot?
#bc like i dont think we ever got that scene lmao#and tbh i think it would be funny af if they just strsight up forgot to tell him#until idfk zane opens his chest or someshit and freaks lil lloyd out#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago headcannon#my hcs#lloyd garmadon#cole brookstone#kai smith#jay walker#zane julien#nya smith
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there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-
#lati speaks#i wanna write some smut for him so bad i think he should get some pussy bro idk i think it'd do him some good <33#he'd be hung af that dick is thick and huge and it's gonna be rearranging your guts just trying to fit inside <33#omg just imagine him having a monster cock when he's on the job it's gonna have ridges or any other textures nnmffhhh#it's so therapeutic and funny watching this big scary alien general being autistic about pandas <33#hearing this grown-ass alien man meowing at a cat in his deep voice will never not cease to do wonders for my brain#yes i know i'm late with the hype for this show shut up lemme have this sdjcjdskvbj#kyuujitsu no warumono san#mr. villain's day off#warumono x reader#warumono smut
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danganronpa: trigger hoofin' havoc
#my arts#byakuya togami#makoto naegi#kyoko kirigiri#junko enoshima#tonaegiri#makoto and his two big bad bitches#i lowkey miss my pony era of middle school. this was nostalgic#i like the idea of kyoko being lanky af i think i got inspired by etchtif for that#did not give junko a 'princessy' or 'pony model' shape bc i like the idea of her just bein an earth pony#the idea of putting the tonaegiri trio in uniforms while junko is butt ass naked is so funny#i mean. they're horses. so who here is actually the normal one when you think about it#cw: blood#mlp
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When they’re having pizza nights at Eddie’s, Buck and Tommy usually order the two with the most protein and then share them half and half, fist bumping once they’ve done the exchange, like this is the height of teamwork.
Eddie just calls them dorks and, one time, Tommy goes ‘you’re just jealous of our swag’ to which Christopher just pretends to leave like ‘I can’t believe I ever thought you were cool’ and Tommy lets out his offended ‘eeeh!’ (The same one he had when Buck teased him about the mouth static).
This prompts a contest between Buck, Tommy, and Eddie, to see who can misuse gen z/alpha slang the most egregiously, ending up in what can only be described as a Chris torture chamber.
Anyway, they’re never starved for banter.
#insert joke about meat lovers pizza#I just think those four are neat and I want more Chris ok????#I think the lad is funny af and super charming#fluff#911 abc#bucktommy#911#9-1-1#tommy kinard#evan buckley#tevan#kinley#Eddie Diaz#Christopher Diaz#ficlet#???#bucktommy headcanons
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Tavember, Day #3 - Bestie
Aside from the elf, Adriannu is closest to Wyll, Lae'zel and the tiefling harper, Naysa
#tavember#bg3#my art#wyll ravengard#bg3 oc#dont worry she loves gale too i just think his warlock comments are funny af#adriannu cares deeply for all of the companions
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Damian Wayne stuck in a time loop.
It resets when someone dies, and since Damian is the youngest, it doesn’t matter how rocky his relationship is with the bat-siblings, each and everyone one of them sacrifices themselves for him.
And Damian is pissed off because he doesn’t understand why.
Grayson is obvious, he has made it clear that he feels affection for Damian and has made the most effort into integrating him into the family. Of course he would die for his little brother. And at first, Damian believes he finds this outcome to be the least acceptable.
There is also his Father, again, a logical expression of love. Damian can understand why his Father would die for him, even if he doesn’t want him to. Even if, in the first few loops, he wishes that anyone else would die instead. At least it’s a type of parental relationship he can understand in the abstract, even if it surprises him to see its true about himself. That even though he has several older brothers and is unsure of his place by his Father’s side, the man would do anything to protect him. It reminds him of his Mother, even though he’s sure if she were here she’d find a way for the both of them to live.
Brown is the first one to surprise him. They had worked together when Grayson was Batman and he recognized her competence, but he thought that’s all it was. A working relationship between professionals. A mutal, if grudging respect. He is shocked when she dies, how he had no clue she would go that far for him. How he refuses to let it happen again.
If Brown was a surprise, Cain was a shock. Damian thought of her as nigh invincible, unable to be touched. It was clear she was the best of all of them, that she had seen the hit miles ahead of him, had maybe even seen him brace for it. But she had chosen to let herself go down. He feels every bit his age as he begins to wonder if he’s even more powerless to stop this than he thought if his most competent sister chose to let herself fall.
Thomas was confusing. He was new, newer than Damian and not quite sure of himself. They rarely saw each other aside from school due to the mismatch in schedules. Thomas gave him a wide berth, respecting Damian’s space in a way his other siblings failed to do or intentionally disregarded. Damian didn’t think much of him. Couldn’t understand how Thomas hadn’t even paused, had taken the hit as if it was an unquestionable law of the universe. As if they were really brothers and not strangers. It was a sentiment Damian didn’t know how to return.
Todd was the worst. He had seen him, briefly, before he had come to Gotham from the league. His Mother spoke of him rarely, but with pride. He was skilled, if untamed. He avoided the manor and his brothers and their Father. The only one he usually sought was Pennyworth. That is why Todd was the worst. Because he avoided all of them. Because this family had already allowed him to die before and he had come back wrong. A painful reminder that their family has failed. And he fought so hard to remind them all of that failure, every way he chose to keep fighting to live, to prioritize his own life over their Father’s morality. Only to throw it away for Damian. To force him to watch how his brother’s second death shattered their Father and Pennyworth and Grayson in a way that Damian didn’t think they’d survive a second time.
Drake is incomprehensible. Antithetical. A cosmic error. Impossible. There is no love between them, no grudging respect, nothing. Damian can’t stand to look at the person who he feels is a disgrace to the costume Damian now wears. He is the one who dies for Damian the most. The one he can’t possibly understand. The brother he has the least time to question, who gives him the least answers as to his motivations. Who will both die for Damian and refuse to utter a word to him in the same loop. It is madness. Damian needs to prove himself above this embarrassment, and yet Drake chooses to be beneath him. To die for him. It is in spite of Damian’s skill that Drake dies, and Damian hates him for it.
#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#redhood#alfred pennyworth#damian wayne#robin#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#signal dc#black bat#spoiler#batgirl#red robin#nightwing#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#i don’t know how to end this#i like the idea that damian comes out of this without a 180 degree personality change#but also it would be funny af if he suddenly hugged all his siblings one day#after the loop breaks#if he just declared that he loved them all or something#but at the same time i honestly think that tim is the one who gets them out of the loop#that damian is forced to work with him#to acknowledge him and his abilities and the fact that their brothers#also damian is a 10 year old child and idfk how he’s supposed to cope with watching his whole family die and then go about the next day#like nothing happened i think it would scare the hell out of the batfam
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must everything be divorce. can i not have my nuanced and complicated platonic relationships in which all parties involved have a metric ton of issues + baggage. is that too much to ask.
#nics rambles#wild life smp#ethubs#tuff guys#this is not only about them bc i do see this word thrown around a LOT and like. yeah its funny at first but.#you dont think about them THAT 2 dimensionally right??? right????#cletho are still divorced in lim life though that's not fanon jokes thats just canon and is still funny af#anyway sorry i like complaining lol
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#bucktommy#I had a thought#kinley#tevan#911 spoilers#I am fully aware that Buck is a competent af grown man#I just think the joke of texting his bf ‘I’m scared’ is funny#I don’t think he would legitimately ask Tommy to pick him up#unless it was sexy times
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And if I say kunichuuzai + the flags being around and they treat both Kunikida and Dazai Very Differently
Aka Kunikida is the favorite boy and Dazai will be judged for everything
#kunichuuzai#bsd dazai#bsd kunikida#bsd chuuya#bsd#clau stuff#headcanons#the flags and the “making breakfast” for kuni vs dazai meme basically fjdjfjdjfj#idk i just think it'd funny af
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