#i just think this is funny af

[phoneycam]

The brainrot part 2

SoulmatesAU: you crave what your soulmate is currently eating.

I think this would be hilarius on Codys side because there is no way the long-necks explained jackshit about soulmates and i think he would be really confused. Like everyday he wakes up and he craves leaf water with different flavours.

Obi-wan on the other side has a normal life until one day he wakes up and just pauses for a long time, because why tf does he want to eat bacta?? And then a couple months later he gets more confused because he either want some weirdly specific fish (from Kamino) or cardboar (actually ration but they are so tasteless it seems cardboard).

[dinitride-art]

I am watching some random episodes of ruining history (puppet history predecessor) and… I’m watching one called ‘Was Ben Franklin In A Sex Cult’ y’know because with a title like that I couldn’t not watch it. And… I have come across a fun little historical fact that I need to share with you all.

aka the sex cult that ben franklin may have been in (the Friars of st. Francis of Wycombe)

But also known as...

(The Hellfire Club)

I just- they must've known about this right? It was about rituals and stuff and it's too specific to be a coincidence. I mean the name, the cult stuff (or accused cult stuff for st)- that's pretty much it but. Listen. It's an aspect of United States history (because of ben franklin i think), it's got a very specific name, there's cults involved, general accounts and accusations of rituals, and I think there was some boring satanic stuff. Anyways I wasn't expecting to see this today and thought I'd throw it into the tag for everyone else.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i love the DLC man

[lazylittledragon]

my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees

[rosietherivendell]

"Christopher would absolutely have something to say about that. That kid cannot shut up about you." Oh I bet. Tommy rolls up to the Diaz house expecting a chill time with Eddie and gets met with a teenager who brings Buck up in every sentence. That's usually Buck's seat. Buck never forgets to use a coaster. Oh yeah you fly helicopters cool did you know Buck saved someone from a helicopter crash? We already watched this movie with Buck. That's not what we order when Buck is here why aren't there extra crab rangoons? etc etc etc Christopher only told Buck about Tommy agreeing with his Star Wars opinions because his bullshit radar is so fine tuned that the second Tommy patronized him the tiniest bit (as most adults do talking to teenagers it's not Tommy's fault my dude is fighting for his life) he was like my father will hear about this and Buck is so jealous he has no idea Chris is complaining

[mushyooms]

athena's favourites (they are war criminals in several countries)

[felidaeng]

get pookied

[miksterrr]

so like how long do yall think it took for the guys to tell lloyd zane's a robot?

[tommys-wings]

When they’re having pizza nights at Eddie’s, Buck and Tommy usually order the two with the most protein and then share them half and half, fist bumping once they’ve done the exchange, like this is the height of teamwork.

Eddie just calls them dorks and, one time, Tommy goes ‘you’re just jealous of our swag’ to which Christopher just pretends to leave like ‘I can’t believe I ever thought you were cool’ and Tommy lets out his offended ‘eeeh!’ (The same one he had when Buck teased him about the mouth static).

This prompts a contest between Buck, Tommy, and Eddie, to see who can misuse gen z/alpha slang the most egregiously, ending up in what can only be described as a Chris torture chamber.

Anyway, they’re never starved for banter.

[superbat-lmao]

Damian Wayne stuck in a time loop.

It resets when someone dies, and since Damian is the youngest, it doesn’t matter how rocky his relationship is with the bat-siblings, each and everyone one of them sacrifices themselves for him.

And Damian is pissed off because he doesn’t understand why.

Grayson is obvious, he has made it clear that he feels affection for Damian and has made the most effort into integrating him into the family. Of course he would die for his little brother. And at first, Damian believes he finds this outcome to be the least acceptable.

There is also his Father, again, a logical expression of love. Damian can understand why his Father would die for him, even if he doesn’t want him to. Even if, in the first few loops, he wishes that anyone else would die instead. At least it’s a type of parental relationship he can understand in the abstract, even if it surprises him to see its true about himself. That even though he has several older brothers and is unsure of his place by his Father’s side, the man would do anything to protect him. It reminds him of his Mother, even though he’s sure if she were here she’d find a way for the both of them to live.

Brown is the first one to surprise him. They had worked together when Grayson was Batman and he recognized her competence, but he thought that’s all it was. A working relationship between professionals. A mutal, if grudging respect. He is shocked when she dies, how he had no clue she would go that far for him. How he refuses to let it happen again.

If Brown was a surprise, Cain was a shock. Damian thought of her as nigh invincible, unable to be touched. It was clear she was the best of all of them, that she had seen the hit miles ahead of him, had maybe even seen him brace for it. But she had chosen to let herself go down. He feels every bit his age as he begins to wonder if he’s even more powerless to stop this than he thought if his most competent sister chose to let herself fall.

Thomas was confusing. He was new, newer than Damian and not quite sure of himself. They rarely saw each other aside from school due to the mismatch in schedules. Thomas gave him a wide berth, respecting Damian’s space in a way his other siblings failed to do or intentionally disregarded. Damian didn’t think much of him. Couldn’t understand how Thomas hadn’t even paused, had taken the hit as if it was an unquestionable law of the universe. As if they were really brothers and not strangers. It was a sentiment Damian didn’t know how to return.

Todd was the worst. He had seen him, briefly, before he had come to Gotham from the league. His Mother spoke of him rarely, but with pride. He was skilled, if untamed. He avoided the manor and his brothers and their Father. The only one he usually sought was Pennyworth. That is why Todd was the worst. Because he avoided all of them. Because this family had already allowed him to die before and he had come back wrong. A painful reminder that their family has failed. And he fought so hard to remind them all of that failure, every way he chose to keep fighting to live, to prioritize his own life over their Father’s morality. Only to throw it away for Damian. To force him to watch how his brother’s second death shattered their Father and Pennyworth and Grayson in a way that Damian didn’t think they’d survive a second time.

Drake is incomprehensible. Antithetical. A cosmic error. Impossible. There is no love between them, no grudging respect, nothing. Damian can’t stand to look at the person who he feels is a disgrace to the costume Damian now wears. He is the one who dies for Damian the most. The one he can’t possibly understand. The brother he has the least time to question, who gives him the least answers as to his motivations. Who will both die for Damian and refuse to utter a word to him in the same loop. It is madness. Damian needs to prove himself above this embarrassment, and yet Drake chooses to be beneath him. To die for him. It is in spite of Damian’s skill that Drake dies, and Damian hates him for it.

[mutualcombat]

Tavember, Day #3 - Bestie

Aside from the elf, Adriannu is closest to Wyll, Lae'zel and the tiefling harper, Naysa

[ethosiab]

must everything be divorce. can i not have my nuanced and complicated platonic relationships in which all parties involved have a metric ton of issues + baggage. is that too much to ask.

[peri-helia]

[frankenjoly]

And if I say kunichuuzai + the flags being around and they treat both Kunikida and Dazai Very Differently

Aka Kunikida is the favorite boy and Dazai will be judged for everything

[gear-taro]

Hey guys

Rebember the detective koshien case?

Today i had the tought of what would happen if the High-school detective contest thing was an actual thing (like in-universe it is an actual contest and not a murder thing lol)

And they invited all of the high-school detective to compete

And when i mean all....

I MEAN ALL!

[youwerethedefeated]

Today I'm thinking about that All stars match audio drama and how both Oikawa and Atsumu keep hounding Kageyama and bothering him about the curry commercial - giving him "advice", and he takes it all so seriously 😭

And, like, idk how canonical the story is - if Furudate wrote it, if it was someone else, or if the VAs were just improvising a bit - but I still find it really funny that, in universe, this interaction happens approximately FOUR WHOLE YEARS after Kageyama's commercial came out.

Four years later Atsumu and Oikawa are still not over it. (And Iwa-chan says Oikawa watched that commercial dozens of times.) Like. Man. Go get some publicity of your own and leave Kageyama alone!

Tl;dr Atsumu and Oikawa are two jealous bitches and Kageyama is too innocent